What Are your Degenerate Red Flags In A Mate?

Gonna start with hard drugs, cigarettes and tattoos. Blue hair dye is a given.

Please contribute lads.

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history of excessive or multiple sexual partners

also if they drink/party alot

never date a party hoe

non-traditional piercings
tattoos
odd colored hair
exudes an aura of pretentious stupidity.
anyone that flirts with me. (Because holy shit what the fuck is wrong with this person that they find me interesting)

hard drinking is right up there

Posts selfies to social media daily

If she ever dated, fucked or had anything to do with a black person.

If she ever dated, fucked or had anything to do with mexicans.

If she ever dated, fucked, or had anything to do with indians.

If she ever dated, fucked, or had anything to do with italians.

Well that's a given too. I'm thinking more along lines where it's something more subtle.

Like education, career, capability of sustaining motherhood. How do we sift out the good from the bad?

more than 2 sexual partners
Thick rimmed glasses
Aposematic hair
"I'm a feminist"
tattoos
has a facebook

kids

Has fucked two guys at once

Prescription or recreational drug use

Attraction to other women

Doesn't go to church

>hobbies:
>watching movies and tv

>mfw

so you only fuck Asians?

>doesn't go to church

for fuck's sake, where am I?

Wtf you mean prescription drug use?
Like prescription drug ABUSE?

For me its a no go if she:
Has a tattoo
Excessively drinks
Smokes cigarettes
Any kind of drug (including marijuana)
Dyed hair to an unnatural color (green, bright red, blue, etc)
Has children
Has slept with multiple men or has had a lot of partners
Has slept with non-whites
Has lots of tattoos
She's Jewish or non-white
Supports Black Lives Matter
Club goer/excessive party goer

I can't stress tattoos enough. I don't take men seriously if they tat themselves up. I won't hire your gay ass.

Has vagina

Fatherless

She comes from divorced parents.

>If she ever dated, fucked, or had anything to do with italians
nigga wut

next level

Piercings, alcohol, drug use, hair color, tats

Studying art, deep interest in "fashion"

for men:
monolingual
cant play an instrument
under 6 ft
cant tie a tie
lives with parents
drinks soda
shitty teeth
watches anime or other weab shit
plays video games
no female friends
listens to hipster shit
virgin
atheist
politically opinionated
has a facebook/twitter/any social media
small hands
balding

why the fuck does anyone hate italians anymore, or in the first place

its not 1915

kys

left wing mindset/slutty behaviour

is overweight

nothing wrong with a little chub though

Then we'll hold out for the exceptions.

Have fun with your damaged goods.

>anyone that flirts with me. (Because holy shit what the fuck is wrong with this person that they find me interesting)
This. For the same reason.

No shitskins in her past and no tramp stamp.

Stuff like drugs and alternative hair colors get me going.

>has tattoos
>does drugs
>alcoholic
>dated out side her race

I don't care if she's a single mother.

What is an acceptable upper limit of past sexual partners for grills in their 20's?

>I can't stress tattoos enough. I don't take men seriously if they tat themselves up. I won't hire your gay ass.

Same

I would wife a transsexual Rothschild with adopted niggers.

wut the fuck is with the backpacks man

i see this all the time

>backpack

??? explain.

you got me on the parents, monolingual, hipster music, and instrument playing. but, what if they live with their parents when they're not at school?

>monolingual
1
>cant play an instrument
0
>under 6 ft
0
>cant tie a tie
1
>lives with parents
1
>drinks soda
0
>shitty teeth
1
>watches anime or other weab shit
0
>plays video games
0
>no female friends
0
>listens to hipster shit
1
>virgin
1
>atheist
1
>politically opinionated
1
>has a facebook/twitter/any social media
0
>small hands
0
>balding
0

>8/17
What do I do?!

It's sad, but honestly every girl that has ever come on to me has ended up being a fucking train wreck.

I'm surprised this doesn't mentioned more often here, but the only 100% degenerate guarantee I see is the tongue piercing. The sole purpose of this is to improve your oral sex technique, 100% degenerate guaranteed.

Try to disprove this.
>Pro-tip you can't

6

kek

What's that supposed to mean?

>tfw my mother has a tongue piercing

nice to see some support from the other side

you poor bastard

Being a 3d Human Female

I try to avoid talking to them at all costs and if one does approach to talk to me I tell them to either fuck off or just shyly walk away. One time though a woman asked me for directions and I gave her wrong directions like a boss.

They keep makeup, toiletries, and clean clothes/underwear with them at all times because their not sure which rat nest they will end up with. And because cum stains. A lot of "single" girls live with roomates, or their parents, and never want to be home. They are sort of like the black man who bops around between numerous babymama's houses.

...

non virgin

everything else is fixable.

My condolences, sorry you had to learn what a tongue piercing is for like this.

not even up for debate. the science is in.

>tatoos

Your mom loves to please men when she gives them a blowjob. How many men does she fuck?
Sad

could you explain your reasoning? i'm legit interested.

tattoos are the mark of a whore.

I find it extremely difficult to believe any girl with a tattoo hasn't been fucked before.

>raised outside of a Christian commune or militia compound
>can't recite the Nicean creed
>can't recite the Lord's Prayer
>doesn't own a gun
>doesn't know how to clean a gun
>has ever watched network television

Question: Would getting a tattoo like this be degenerate?

Having sex outside of marriage ruins the woman.

Every body transformation and vice that she acquires after is an attempt to recapture her dignity.

alcohol
My first girlfriend would get drunk repeatedly and suck stranger dick. I fucking detest drinking.

>no female friends
why this one though?

You put has a tattoo, then lots of tattoo. I take it you'd make exceptions for a 95% solution that had a small tattoo only visible to a sexual partner that had a particular meaning?

That's a decent list you got there.

Yes. Hitler would have gassed you for even considering.

the correlation is pretty striking honestly

all these millenials with tattoos going to look haggard as fuck

I know a PoIish-American girI who is ceIibate untiI marriage but has a tattoo on her foot.
DefiniteIy took me by surprise.

Highly

Learn to tie a tie

>My first girlfriend would get drunk repeatedly and suck stranger dick.

traveling alone or with a pack of other sluts.

take the number of countriest a girl has been in x14, that is her number of vaginal penetration partner.s

Frogposter
Alt-Right

>girlfriend sucks strangers dicks

what the fuck m8

Smells bad and is dirty. Thats actually about it

Thissss man
the >muh adventures shit is just a code word for going overseas, being a waste of oxygen and sucking/fucking a Iot of cock

pic very much related, find this and many of the other problems listed here probably don't exist either

This is what I think of when I think of tattoos on a girl.

I literally know a 27 year old cutie who is a virgin. I would date her but I'm too much of a degenerate.
She's liked me since 7th grade.
I don't talk to her anymore because we're both attracted to one another but I can't get close because she will realize what a degenerate I am.

Then I guess I'm going to be a degenerate, that's a tattoo I saw and liked when I saw a Russian ex-con.

Yeah I don't Iike em at aII either.
But desu if she's wiIIing to be ceIibate untiI marriage I can work around 1 smaII tattoo on her foot.

monolingual: I speak 3 Languages
cant play an instrument:Yes
under 6 ft: Yes
cant tie a tie: Yes
lives with parents: My Parents live with Me
drinks soda:No
shitty teeth:No
watches anime or other weab shit: Yep
plays video games:Yes
no female friends:Yes
listens to hipster shit:No
virgin:Yes
atheist:Yes
politically opinionated: Yes
has a facebook/twitter/any social media: Yes
small hands: Yes
balding:No

You seem like one of those women loving faggots. I hate your kind. As a gay male I wouldn't even bang you man. A man should only have male friends. All women are good for is being turned into fertilizer for plants. Soon you faggots will be expelled from the Gay community and we can have a truly redpilled community and get respect from our fellow white man.

Then stop being a degenerate, you sad cunt.

Shes isn't a virgin

>anyone that flirts with me. (Because holy shit what the fuck is wrong with this person that they find me interesting)
I, too, have this Catch-22

>high maintenance
>wears enough makeup to rival a clown
>morbidly obese
>constantly wanting you to buy her things
>known cheater

This doesn't really matter to me now, since I'm going to marry my girlfriend someday. She almost never wears makeup, which I think is a big plus.

same

What constitutes a hard drug? I agree with opiates, found that out the hard way. But I'm 100% on board with psychedelics, as any red pilled individual should be.

>Italians

?????

>get respect from our fellow white man.
any seIf-respecting straight man wouId never respect homos.
At most you might be toIerated.

>be 30+
>sign up to okcupid
>disproportionate amount of female profiles mention they are feminists

Stereotypes are there for a reason

Vampires. If she's ever read an Anne Rice book, fucking get out of there as fast as you can.

chad is right this way, stacy

I got "I was assaulted" sprung on me after a few months, couldn't get out fast enough and it was still too late.

What the hell is with all this tattoo hate lol?

Tattoos are no more degenerate than shaving your face or getting a haircut.

It really depends on how it happened, if she wracked it all up in a small amount of time then into the trash it goes. If she had like 5 bfs for a year each since she was 16 then its fine for her to have 5 partners.

>Tattoos are no more degenerate than shaving your face or getting a haircut.

I'd say the nose-ring is more degenerate... it's more easily seen. It's seen before she opens her mouth to speak..

This.

I love seeing guys with hugely gauged ears. It's irreversible and looks so god damn dumb. It can't be hidden either.

go for it, best friend finally made a move on a girl similar to the one you're describing, she was saving herself for marriage, they get married and since she never did anything he said she wants to do everything but only with him, he's a lucky fuck who caught his unicorn, married a virgin who fucks him like a pornstar, inb4 she was not a virgin, he confirmed after they got back form honeymoon that she was very much a virgin

i don't know any girls who regularly use psychedelics who haven't also sucked at least 30 dicks

Golly, consider my record corrected.

I'm now #mentallyhill

Divorced/Separated parents. Guaranteed to have daddy issues, will make your life hell.

idk how.
> been arrested twice
> no drivers license
> in college at 27 years old, no degree
> tradesman
> recreational prescription pill user

I'm a lost cause brih

So, everyone is a degenerate by your standards?

>facebook
>atheist
I get full marks on Guitar Hero baby, I think we should give us a chance.

I am Italian-American what is so bad about us? most of us are Homosexual Otakus that work in Stem fields. I am a Software Developer and work in Java, C, and MySQL/JDBC. We are upstanding citizens, at least the males like me are.

This desu, Daddy issues is a big one

Everyone is going to look haggard as fuck when they are old anyway. Your post is nullified.

>I am a Software Developer and work in Java, C, and MySQL/JDBC.

So, you're unemployed?

Jay Electronica would.

drop the piIIs, start going to the gym.
Trust, it wiII work.

sex outside marriage is never ok, each partner dulls the pair bonding experience increasing her chances of cheating when she gets to you. girls like this seamlessly switch bfs

And I've probably licked 30 vaginas. So all's fair.

tatoos, adopts black culture i.e dreads twerking etc. loves hip hop unironically, burned the coal, buzzed hair, one side of hair is shaved, dreads, smokes excessively, drinks excessively, super cunty, to easy to get those pants off etc.

Theres more but I dont have em right now.

Oh also
>being 3d
Thats the biggest red flag.

Why? I hate the Liberal Faggots but us Conservative Faggots are gold, we hate women and view them as lesser men, believe in keeping niggers and arabs out. We will not fuck you unless you come onto us first. and we will be the strongest bastion against the white woman and her manipulative attempt to try and bring the white male down

I think of this

The ones you drew on your hand don't count.

>in a mate
>pic of girl

this confused me a for longer than it should have

i've met girls who were giant sluts that ended up having kids early in their lives, but then turned their lives around and became more responsible and mature than most girls their same age. obviously though, i've met girls who stayed giant sluts after having kids early on. i wouldn't write off all girls that have kids, just on a case-by-case basis.

Student loan debt. Marriage is a business decision, don't sign a contract with someone that's already 50k in the hole.

Hahaha real funny. But seriously though I make 70K a year. Also I was formerly a quality analyst for a company in Pittsburgh landing 55K a year

If you think those criteria make you a lost cause then you really are fucking pathetic.

You already know you can turn your life around but you would rather mentally masturbate about how hopeless you are.

when a male lion defeats an adversary and takes over the pride, the first thing he does is kills the previous male's cubs, be like a lion, never raise another man's kids

you guys are mentally fucked up, you never say 'welp, thats enough", always pushing for more and more ridicolous shit.

Sorry faggot, back to the closet or preferably the oven with you.

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You do know that Java will cease to exist in the near future, right?

gave me a giggle, thanks Miguel

If you hold the logic that tattoos are degenerate yes.

The only argument that tattoos are degenerate is from the Old Testament of the bible and if you were counting it as accurate you would have to follow a whole laundry list of rules I guarantee no one follows.

Because you're mentaIIy iII bud, you're Iike a person with schizophrenia or muItipIe personaIity disorder.
You need heIp, I onIy hope you receive it one day man.

that sounds cool and all, like it could be on some inspirational quote picture. only problem is that we're people not lions.

>literally no one

>Java, C, and SQL
What a pathetic skillset to have

Webm fake or real

if she uses makeup everytime she goes outside
if she can't cook

exactly the problem, lions are based as fuck

Could you elaborate?

lions don't even have thumbs. literally worse than niggers.

I don't really have a problem with tattoos in general. When they begin to cover almost every square inch of her body, my opinion starts to change a little.

The fuck you care about balding and atheist for? Are you going to make sweet love to them and would prefer a partner with a healthy head of hair?

You don't want people to voice their political opinions but here you are saying religion is sacrosanct?

Sounds like you're just an acolyte of the church of Cred Forums

Take it from a guy who's mother had a chiId at a young age and then married my dad.
Mum is a Iot better than most women, but there are stiII some major probIems with her.
If you can heIp it at aII, don't go for a woman who aIready had a kid.
Its not worth the troubIe.

Not just SQL, MySQL. At least with T-SQL you can get paid by practically every single company out there using MSSQL or Azure.

>is about to break up with me
:(

It isn't just used in browsers you know. Java is used to program Android Apps, It is used in alot of Server Side applications. It also satisfies a happy medium that alot of languages lack. It is faster than Python, Ruby, and Perl and is often quicker to write code in than C where you are constantly building your own abstractions as the C standard library along with other libraries don't give you as much as java does.

Just because it isn't used in browser applets anymore doesn't mean there wont be any more Java used.

>tfw thought i had the perfect /po/ wife material
>she ended up using me and breaking my heart
there is no non-degenerate mate

>literally worse than niggers.

eats stupid niggers, how are they worse?

he's saying stop being a IittIe bitch and compIaining how you're shit, and stop acting shit instead.

Java browser plugins are literally early 2000s tier dog shit. JavaScript exists for a reason.

Incoming

Why can't you tie a tie? It's not hard. Ties are for cucks though. Never wear a tie unless you absolutely have to.

Why the fuck do you type like this? Get the fuck out of here, norm.

A red image of an equals sign in here kikebook profile picture album.

It's literally a red flag.

Anyone that's abused drugs

>Ties are for cucks though.

>video games
>traditional thing

>women can't be into asian culture because it's associated with japanese aime

That's what I said I work in now. I have other skills like PHP, Javascript, JUnit, and JQuery. I also have coded with the GTK toolkit for graphical applications

It's real.

type Iike what?

Dyed hair. Facial and body piercing. Reality TV fan.

Triggered weeaboo gamer girI detected

Well I believe anything taken to the extreme can generally be considered distasteful.

Honestly If I were to write a guide to good living or summarize the bible in one sentence I would write:

"Everything in moderation"

>monolingual
fail
>cant play an instrument
fail
>under 6 ft
fail
>cant tie a tie
pass
>lives with parents
fail
>drinks soda
fail
>shitty teeth
British
>watches anime or other weab shit
pass
>plays video games
fail
>no female friends
fail
>listens to hipster shit
pass
>virgin
pass
>atheist
fail
>politically opinionated
fail
>has a facebook/twitter/any social media
fail
>small hands
pass
>balding
pass

I'm a Kronos admin, the server uses JBOSS on the back end. Still sticking with my stance that Java is garbage technology.

broken heart? love your turn that shit into the FIRE IN YOUR HEART.

>he doesn't want a gf with big holes in her ears that he can stick his arm through

This Iist is good, but the probIem is if you Iook for a woman who doesn't have/do any of these you'II be Iooking forever.
What needs to be done is to separate this Iist into groups.
Group A: If she has any of these, its a no go
Group B: Max aIIowed one of these, discretion advised
Group C: Max 2 of these aIIowed, discretion advised
etc etc

The cell phone thing and hair coloring parts are cringey. Why would anyone capable of attaining an erection care about such trivialities? I understand plastic surgery on your ass looks desperate and thus comes with a lot of problems, can you justify the same about putting streaks in your hair?

I really like blue-haired punky girls, there's my confession of the year.

Any smoking/body modifications are no-go for me.

>The cell phone thing and hair coloring parts are cringey
The phone thing isn't. If you're on a date you shouIdn't be Iooking at your phone constantIy, its just rude.
The idea behind the hair thing is that if she feeIs the need to dye her hair to convince herseIf she's more attractive, then she has seIf-esteem issues which are never good in women.

Agree with most, disagree with 6.redhead

actively seeking coppertop natural redhead, with blue or green eyes and skin like milk, see Tacitus on ancient Germans

They are literal leashes you stupid, cucked leaf. No one who doesn't have to wear a tie wears one. If you wear one for no reason you are a huge faggot.

Trump wears one because he needs to project that sort of image to the masses, not because he likes it.

>there's my confession of the year.
>Vatican

>ANY sexual partners (No hymen no diamond etc) (not that I would ever actually buy a diamond ring because diamonds are intrinsically worthless and a big scam)

>Didn't at least graduate High School on time

>Has problems with parents

>Her mother is fat or lazy or ugly (My father told me that my mother is the spitting image of his mother in law when they first met and that I should never marry a woman who's mother is ugly or fat or disrespectful because down the road thats what they turn into)

>Refuses to meet my sexual needs

>Refuses to cook/clean do her fucking job

So yeah, I'm pretty much ready to die alone.

holy shit Vatican City

Soda I might understand if you explain it, and instruments I don't understand at all. Same with female friends.

>redheads

???

I like the quirky girls too in terms of personality, but I would not get in a relationship with them.

If you want to do something wacky, they're the ones to go to unless they're the creepy goth type.

The girl i like has blue hair, am i a degenerate ?

Did you know Marlon Brando isn't Italian?

Gotta say pets, especially cats.

RARE

Redheads are hot as fuck actually.

I don't think you should be liking any girls, Francis.

I feel given my submissive personality that a punk-girl from maybe Washington (INTERRACIAL REEEEE) would be amazing \o/

>female without facebook

Literally good luck. Even the biggest retarded autistic loser neckbeard females (Yes they do exist) have a facebook.

Have fun with you're ugly ass ginger first born son leaf. Red head is a double edged sword.

They're aliens.

neckbeard females are called legbeards

fake, people who hang thrash like crazy, not flop around in a sexy manor

pretty much my problem, my Oedipus complex skipped a generation, I don't want a woman like my mother, I want a woman like my based Gma
She waited until marriage, waited for Gpa until he returned from WWII, never worked outside home, happily took care of hubby, house and kids, said a few years before her death that she didn't understand modern woman and why they feel the need to sleep around, work, or do anything Boomers convinced them was their right. Woman was a Saint.

>legbeards

>That Webm

What the fuck. Is this a porno? A murder? Did she died?

I'm an alcoholic and I hate penises!

It is. Java is designed for retards. Everything is designed as if it were made out of k'nex.

The only reason people say it's "fast" is that the JVM is written in C and itself is fast, and it can perform JIT compilation. In reality pypy is not noticeably slow and is written for a much more versatile language.

Go and Node both beat the pants off Java. I can't wait for that horrible language to finally die.

She's leaning her head back so that the rope doesn't strangle her. It's real, but she's fine.

Don't really have any.

Looking for mates isn't my priority why am I even posting in this thread?

If she doesn't work out
If she's a SJW
If she dyes her hair excessively
If she contradicts herself above a threshold that I deem tolerable
If she displays amusement or reverence toward black/degenerate culture or people, above a threshold that I would tolerable
If she's too in to me, and I have not displayed enough evidence that she'd like me (would make me worry about mating with a cock carousel carnie)
If she doesn't value legitimate education or learning (would be less and less of a red flag the hotter and more complacent to me she is)
Tattoos
Cigarettes
Low personal hygiene
Excessive vulgar swearing
If she displays her desire or acts on her desire/impulse to be in an intoxicated state above a threshold frequency that I deem tolerable
If her stated desire to be a homemaker is below a threshold that I deem tolerable
If I sense that she will reluctantly be a homemaker, which will make my and her life miserable
If she will not tolerate my somewhat edgy opinions (on googles, skypes,...etc)

That's all I can think of atm

How many partners is excessive?

>monolingual
I speak 3
>cant play an instrument
guessing FL studio doesn't count
>under 6 ft
6'4"
>cant tie a tie
can
>lives with parents
don't
>drinks soda
don't
>shitty teeth
great teeth
>watches anime or other weab shit
don't
>plays video games
Would I be here if I didn't?
>no female friends
have a handful
>listens to hipster shit
highly subjective
>virgin
am not
>atheist
am not
>politically opinionated
My opinions are fairly balanced
>has a Facebook/twitter/any social media
what.
>small hands
big hands
>balding
gorgeous hair

Nice try, faggot.

>I am a Software Developer and work in Java, C, and MySQL/JDBC.

Have fun maintaining legacy enterprise software, Guido. The future's in SaaS solutions provided the REST or GraphQL APIs written with a Python/Ruby backend and a sick web UI built on Bootstrap and JQuery!

>points out insecurities in other men using words like "manlet", "cuck" and "nu-male"
>treats parents like shit
>says "when" rather than "if"
>asks me to delete my social media accounts
>calls other guys "jerks"
>showers me with compliments
>always wonders where i am
>just wants to "cuddle"
>always 'bored' and can never hold a conversation
>says 'kewl' instead of cool.
>gives out too much information like his mental illnesses, etc.
>excessive apologizing
>the guilt trips, oh the guilt trips
>calls himself a "nice guy"

Not being emotionally responsive
Hating children
Prideful
Lacking in emotional awareness
Untrustworthy/ selfish under times of uncertainty/ strain (most effective imo)

Relationships are separate from the two people that create it. Devotion is not to the partner but the relationship through the partner as such, what is more important than "rejection" or "fear" is the "health" of the relationship via the ratio of condescending/ stonewalling to natural empathic and loving responses.

Responsiveness is no 1 but trust is the underlying architecture that makes it good.

Pretty sure 100% of women streak or dip dye their hair for themselves. We're not talking about dyeing your hair entirely pink here I thought.

>If she contradicts herself above a threshold that I deem tolerable

You're single, aren't you?

anything but a slight blue tint means yes, you are

I detest female alcohol consumption. It's like giving children alcohol.

>is the female gender

>tfw no pol bf

So u dont and will never have a date wizard mode in the making

more than 3 and I'm being generous

Dyed hair
Tattoos
Watch porn
Wear pants
Short hair
Don't read the bible
Don't dress modestly (covered arms, collars, knees)
Catholic
Smokes
Drinks
Does drugs

>FAag

More than their age is armageddonoutofhere tier. I feel like 5 is a good number that would be the most for myself.

You have a choice to make

I learned all of those one weekend using Lynda.com.

>Pretty sure 100% of women streak or dip dye their hair for themselves.
In the west, yes.
In pretty much every other cuIture they're the minority.
Most women in Russia for exampIe don't, they don't see the need for it.
what
>Canacucks

check
singer
check
can
check
check
good teeth
nope
nope
basically 2
no
no
yup
yup
deactivated facebook, no other social media
medium/small
slowly, but very well taken care of

Im a guy ._.
>inb4 fag
Yes i know :3

>jQuery
Nice one fuck face, try react or angular

SHHIIIEETTT

I wish I could hang bitches on display in my attic lmao

Anxiety and depression are the biggest red flags. Same with interests in video games like Zelda, Warcraft, and Undertale. It's always the "geeky" girls you think are the perfect match that always end up having anxiety and depression, thus going silent and randomly leaving you out of the blue.

tattoos
horse girl
more than 2 sexual partners
piercings
Personal or eating disorders
raised by single mom
do drugs or alcohol

>horse girl

What? Why this?

I don't have very many, but I'm pretty desperate and would fuck anything at least once or twice.

Bastard children is a no go. Also girls that smoke tend not to be winners

Monolingual: yeah. Why does it matter anyway?
I can play 2 instruments: piano and trombone. Been a damn long time since I have played though.
6'2" baby.
I can't tie a tie. Rip
Lives with parents. Yes and no. I live in a dorm funded by them.
Drinks soda: yuck soda is gross
Shit teeth: not great but they are straight
Weeb: no
Plays video games: not often enough to be a gamer
No female friends: i have a few but they are pretty superficial friendships
Listens to hipster shit: Is power metal hipster?
Virgin: proudly
Atheist: no
politically opinionated: why you here?
Has social media: yes but i don't use it too often.
Small hands: no
Balding: no
Only 5. Not too bad desu

>cuck with nice parents and social media accounts detected

seeHow can you claim that is the future? I think it will be just a passing fad. Although I have used javascript and jquery I see the web as being oversaturated and prefer my job working on industrial systems at a lower level, believe me the demand for my line of work is going nowhere.

3 in reality, but in general multiply whatever number they tell you by 7 (also add 3 more).

Don't prematurely optimize!

I also have a facebook and twitter, but it's only for special promotions and shitposting.

I really don't like posting personal stuff online unless I must. I'm even reluctant to save pictures onto my hard drive instead of keeping them in a camera.

Tu parles en Francais?
bass, trombone trumpet
5'11"
can tie
moving out when I can slam 25% down on a house, getting close to that
only drink water and occasionally wine
decent teeth
I hate weeb shit
don't play vidya anymore
have a few female friends
white stripes, black keys but mostly older rock
not a virgin , 2 sexual partners so far @ 25
I don't have a religion , but I'm open to any belief
centre right political stance, but only vocal with those who don't mind talking about politics
use Facebook only for the chat , it's a backup system for if texting is down . no other social media
average hands
not balding at all

how'd i do femanons? its late and I'm curious

>anyone that flirts with me. (Because holy shit what the fuck is wrong with this person that they find me interesting)

What I find odd is how I always seem to attract the pretty, yet awful far-leftist types. I mean, I had some Antifa punk girl come after me hardcore, then abandoned ship because she found out I'm not interested in protesting against nationalists and Trump rallies.

Almost every girl that has taken a huge interest in me has admitted to being "pansexual" as well.

I look nothing like a hipster cuck. No beard, no glasses, no feeble attitude. Different, maybe, but not like someone who'd go to a feminist rally.

OP asked for degenerate red flags, not for unattractive traits

TRUST ME I dated a horse girl they love their horse more than they will ever lose you or any other guy.
All she talked about 24 hours a day was her horse and told me she would break up with me to marry her horse if he turned into a human.

Youre doomed

>Always has a backpack when she visits
I do this because I keep bringing my laptop over to play Steam games with friends. Does that make me trash?

Jesus fuck that's messed up

Holy shit my cousin is a morbidly obese horse girl

ALL THESE CU CKS ITT SAYING 2 SEXUAL PARTNERS

AYYYYYYYYY LMAO

IF NOT ZERO, YOU SHOULD AN HERO

He was being sarcastic using a buzzword definition of "webpages" you dumb shit

>I do this because I keep bringing my laptop over to play Steam games with friends. Does that make me trash?
>she
>steam games
yes if you're a girI who pIays video games you're trash

>I do this because I keep bringing my laptop over to play Steam games with friends. Does that make me trash?

Yes, video games made after Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door are all degenerate.

>monolingual
I speak Canadian, kiwi, Australian and English
>can't play an instrument
Who cares?
>under 6 feet
Nope
>can't tie a tie
Please don't tell me this kind of guy exists
>lives with parents
What if my widow grandma moved in with me?
>drinks soda
Club soda sometimes not pop
>shitty teeth
Nope
>watches anime
I don't watch cartoons
>plays video games
Sometimes I play nintendo 64 don't have any of the new games, don't care for it just like the games from when I was a kid
>no female friends
Have some
>listens to hipster shit
No
>virgin
I wish
>atheist
God no
>politically opinionated
Keep that to myself
>social media
No
>small hands
Got big hands apparently
>balding
My 90 year old grandpa has a full head of hair, balding does not exist in my family

>girl gamers
omg RUN

Brando was actually German

I got the feeling she slept with the horse desu
She spent more time with the horse than me
She was skinny

Any woman who is actually interested with me. If they are interested in me, there is something really wrong with them.
>tfw only ever had degenerate women approach me, so i know from experience
>any sexual partners
I have the same standard. We are seriously cucked in this day and age. Lots of women, I think about 60-70% or some shit in the United States, lose their virginity before the end of highschool. Then when they get to college... you can pretty much guarantee they got fucked by several men.

At least we can say we lived with principles, though I must say it pains me sometimes. See you in Valhalla, senpai.

Howd you know? Do you believe that ALL women contradict themselves above that threshold? What if the threshold was actually a proportion? The proportion of inconsistent I statements I have heard her make, to all statements I have heard her make over her lifetime? Maybe then with her dying breath, or my dying ears (whichever comes first)... if the threshold is something like 99.9999%... I might be able to decide if she's degenerate. aka, she utters one final statement, and the proportion goes from 99.9999% to 100%. My world blurs out as I'm dying from some age related illness, and all I can think about is how degenerate she really was. No but I'm single, because I'm socially autistic senpai.

I am pretty damn anti-social so I am not the best at pulling out sarcasm.

>No female friends
>Has a facebook/twitter/any social media

Contradiction

If what I heard is anything to go by asians love the I/FBC more than anything else.

>monolingual
I speak English and Spanish
>can't play an instrument
Who cares? I played the clarinet in elemtary
>under 6 ft
Like thats easy to control, i'm around 5'7-5'8
>can't tie a tie
Can do, with practice
>lives with parents
Lives at dorm
>drinks soda
I quit that, I only drink coffee, water, juice, milk, and alcohol
>shitty teeth
My teeth are just fine
>watches anime and other weeb shit
Cowboy Bebop, FMA:B, FLCL, and Dragonball are really good so fuck off cunt
>plays video games
Most guys play video games cunt
>no female friends
I have plenty
>listens to hipster shit
Is Daft Punk hipster?
>virgin
Because its so easy to get laid
>atheist
I'm a free spirit, don't need religion
>politically opinionated
Do you care about your future bitch? MAGA
>has a facebook/Twitter/social media
I agree, who needs them?
>small hands
My hands are good
>balding
That aint happening M8

If she has a tongue piercing, she'll suck your dick. If he has a tongue piercing, he'll suck your dick.

Red flags
>white
>white religion: cath/christ/protestant
>non vegan
>anti-PC/SJ
>Cred Forums user
>pol and b specifically
>privileged
>100% straight
>not okay with me sleeping around
>not bowing to my demands
>thinks islam is evil
>doesnt think I should work
>gets upset over no sex
>non-feminist

>looking for a mate

good fucking luck, you deserve the hell and torment your going to go through if you do this these days. women already have the whole thing war-gamed out and your falling for a trap that will either kill you or nearly kill you for making choices with your instinct instead of thinking with your consciousness like a real person. idiots, you deserve it.

>Piercings anywhere but the ear
>Unnaturally dyed hair
>tattoos
>has history of sleeping around
>has children
>does drugs / did drugs; including vaping
>is overly political, because leftists are shitheads
>is overweight

You are practicing Darwinism.
Good for you. Let the white race die out.

forgot to include

>must be white

I had my tongue pierced for a decade, I never sucked dick.

>tfw male
> mom pierced both my ears when I was like 3 or 4 years old
>get asked sometimes if I'm gay for some reason because of my pierced ears

dubs don't lie user

>blue hair dair
>subtle

pick one

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Nice piercings, faggot

>hair dair

just a small stroke, don't mind me

Girls with mental illnesses are the biggest red flag for me. My past two girlfriends told me they had tried to commit suicide before. Neither relationship lasted more than a month. I don't date ugly people either, they were both fairly hot.

Other than that the obvious stuff like weird piercings, tats, dyed hair, sjwisms, skankery, ect. The more I get to know girls the more I realize they're all at least somewhat autistic in some way so I'm just gonna wait till I'm 35 and wealthy and marry a 25yo trophy wife nurse or something.

Speaking Spanish for a second language is like getting a black girlfriend to be able to say you have a girlfriend.

Manlet

Can't tie a tie, kys

Watches weeb manchild chinese cartoons

Has to ASK if DP is hipster.

What the fuck, I would slap your manlet ass if I saw you in real life.

At least you're voting trump.

This

They're all anxiety-ridden and full of problems. They never commit to anything.

What if I drink a lot but only drink alone?

Non-Muslim.

Add some shakes to that thing jesus christ.

Borrows money for non-investments

>getting a black gf to say you have a gf
Is that really a thing?

I can't believe you virgins fell for that sweet b8

Women shouldn't drink, but no gender should get drunk because drunkards cannot get into Heaven.
Sometimes men need a shot to help them relax after work though

Never thought I'd have things put into perspective by someone on Cred Forums. You just made me realize how great my GF is. Thanks user.

That goes without saying on this board.

Care to go into detail?

>0B/pHeLP
>HeLP
O shit
Tell is user

I'm thinking of a girl I know... She has a rule where she doesn't sleep with white people, but broke that rule last night to have a 3some with a "non-binary white person" and presumably someone else of non-white persuasion.
Literally Tumblr SJW meme incarnate.

these are so fucking specific, lol
have fun dating literally no one

deplorable

>against Trump because of 'he's a racist'
>unnatural piercings (i can tolerate navel piercings)
>has slept with niggers
>tries to 'act black'
>listens too much to mainstream music
>unintelligent
>drug user
>slept with too much guys

Same here. The biggest illness for me to watch out for is anxiety and depression or manic depression in females.

Why are all the fun ones depressed? I'm not talking about nightclub fun. I'm talking about different quirky fun interests type.

Don't worry about it

ya'll

>only crazies (eg cutters) and chubbies show interest in me
>too shy to talk up random grills in my league who seem not crazy
tfw

Your mom is a freak. She fucks a million niggaz every day of the week.

>fascism works
Fascism is simply a rejection of abstract principles.

>tfw gay
>tfw only fat gays, old gays and ugly gays show interest in me
>tfw barely hold up anything with anyone over 6/10
>tfw everyone tells me i look cute
>tfw if im cute why do i only get hit on by uggos
>tfw why cant the moderately attractive people hit on me
Feels bad man

You forgot one sister, this is my biggest red flag.
>has a trip

>hyper competitive
like beyond normal "good sport" determination. Sort of "I have to win or else I have nothing" mentality

>smokes weed
Every girl I know who smokes pot has told me how they've fucked in exchange for it

>trashy drinking
Different to me than hard drinking. I've known some classy bitches who will kill a ton of whiskey and be nothing more than a drunk person i.e. Just slurred and laughs a lot, not getting topless at a party

>non-technical college background
STEM mustard rice pls. I know it's a broad stroke, but I can't trust sharing my life with someone who can't fucking understand investment growth principals or general math. That shopping bag you want is worthless the second you buy it, so quit spending all the fucking money reee

>guy friends
Nah, not buying it. Even if he's gay, he'd still fuck you if he thought I wouldn't find out about it. I'll murder everyone involved.

>doesn't go to the gym 3 days a week minimum
Bitch you better be in good shape I'm not taking care of a crippled woman with back problems when I'm older

wow u r smart

I got the SS totenkopf tattooed on my forearm when I was in the Army before I deployed to Iraq

Am I a degenerate?

Are you white trash or did your mom just want you to be a girl?

>They are still a virgin after the age of 21

>They have less than 5 close friends

>They only have work friends

>Lives with their parents

>Doesnt own at least two pairs of suits

>Is unemployed

>Keeps childhood toys in their bedroom

>Isnt affectionate with their family members

>is under 5'10

>Is fat or skinny fat

>Doesnt have a healthy hobby

>Spends more than 6 hours a day on the computer on weekends

>Doesnt read or if reads only reads sci fi or fantasy

>Tattoos and piercings

>Has or has had fuck buddies

>Has used a prostitute

>Unable to get around town without relying on a smartphone

>A member of a mainstream political party and under 30

>Has a shitty degree

>Has kids

>Asks for permission before going for a kiss

>Talks about sex far too early on

>there are homos living in your country
Makes me sick your kind haven't all been locked up, would have been better not to let the homos breed so no homo genes would have been passed down

Yes, the bible says you shouldn't tattoo yourselves

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>I'd date a latina over a european girl any day of the week, at least a lot of them can pass of as white

>because youre the BFG right?

>no one masters everything in one shot faggot

>what's good is good you fucking Nigger

>is Daft Punk hipster?

>smokes weed
>Every girl I know who smokes pot has told me how they've fucked in exchange for it

Ravers, bro. Ravers.

Here's another red flag for you all.

>Has been to Burning Man

spic here

I speak spanish and I have an intermedium classification at english

I am pretty good and moreover creative at guitar

manlet

I cant

I live with my whole family

I do , but only at weekends

I never wash my teeth

Don't wath anime

Almost dont play videogames, I do play deus ex once in a while

I never had a female friend

Metalhead

Virgin

Atheist

I have some political consensus but is limited to my understanding of economy which is pretty raw

Don't have facebook

Small hands

Balding

Underrated.
bitches these days pull out their phone the moment you pull out.

There is a solution, and because you're a fag you will get a lot of media attention afterwards :^)

Who knows. I'm not really interested in either kind honestly. Come to think of it I lose interest in every girl I get with after a few weeks. If we're not having sex by then I have no reason to talk to them. How can women be so dull and annoying simultaneously? Then again I'm only 19 so I only have experience with high school and college girls, maybe it'll get better haha.........

Knowing several women with actual anxiety disorders who are still well grounded and emotionally healthy people... I feel obligated to white knight here and say not all women who say they have an anxiety disorder are crazy.

The reality is many neurotic women simply hide their mental instability by overplaying their anxieties, when in reality they are borderline, bipolar, etc

>black background with yellow text

not reading this sorry

>No one should drink

>Based Jesus "Holy rejector of the tax collector" Christ turned water to wine

>Based Jesus "Bout to straighten the synagogue of satan" used alcohol in his bread rituals

Fuck off leaf, seeing alcohol as inherently evil is muslim shit tier.

Nothing is a bigger turnoff than some bitch who gets on the phone while talking with me

It's not exactly your fault. Women have nothing much to offer anymore.

relatable feel

Fucking normie.

HOLY FUCK why is this such a common thing?? I swear I've thought this to be true since grade 9, and have always told my friends not to date any bitch that does equestrian shit. Any girl I come across on tinder with a horse pic, no matter how good looking, is an instant nope.
And yeah, your theory is spot on. They grow way more attached to the horses than they could ever be attached to a human. I knew up to 4 or 5 people in high school who dated horse girls as well, and they all say the same thing.

My mother is fat and disrespectful and I would do anything to not turn into that. Do I have any hope or am I doomed?

WHEN did I say nobody should drink? Take a screenshot and show me where I said nobody should drink. I will pay $1,000,000 if you can find the post where I say that

>Argentina

>Spic here

>Manlet

Redundant

>> been arrested twice
cool
>> no drivers license
then just get one you faggot
>> in college at 27 years old, no degree
your still a young man
>> tradesman
nothing wrong with this
>> recreational prescription pill user
then just stop taking the pills, you faggot

lel.

Sounds like the typical austrian woman to me.

- whore
- tattoos
- weed
- dyed hair
- feminist
- septum piercing
- supports any leftist, communist or socialist position at all

Don't know what it is about horses, reptile girls too are creepy. All of them are hooked on drugs, covered in tattoos and ugly body piercings and probably have slept with more than 5 guys

Says we was instead of we were

Says you was instead of you were

Says "me" in places it's not needed
>I'm gonna go make me a sandwich.
>leave it out or use myself cunt

Says "ain't" seriously, and often

Sarcastic

Southern accent, y'all

Born in the south in general, even if no accent

Single parent household

I wish I was a normie. Maybe then I would actually like women beyond putting my penis in them

>doesn't know the difference between drinking and getting drunk

alcoholic spotted

At least you see the error of her ways and didn't just assume that women acting like that was normal. Chances are most men won't care and will only care about your traits.

I am a manlet but all my friends are taller than me

>bisexuals

all women are at least slightly bisexual whether they admit it or not
maybe what he meant to say was "women who blatantly say they're bisexual"

one of the most depressing graphs out there

>being so insecure you have to humblebrag on a quiz on Cred Forums THE POST

Getting drunk every now and then is celebratory and okay. Their is however a difference between occasional bants and pints at the pub and being an alcoholic, and THAT I do recognize.

Forgot

>pothead
>posts every day on social media

>They are still a virgin after the age of 21
22
>They have less than 5 close friends
One was difficult enough to get, you're asking me to pull 4 more out of the leftist cesspool?
>They only have work friends
Kept my friends from previous jobs :3 since i work alone at current job
>Lives with their parents
Living on my pwn and loving it
>Doesnt own at least two pairs of suits
>>suits
>>cuz im some sort of pole-assed lawyer.
I own dress clothes
>Is unemployed
Have job
>Keeps childhood toys in their bedroom
Lost all my childhood toys when i downgraded to my own loving space. I had so mich fucking lego and you cannot say you aint jealous
>Isnt affectionate with their family members
I was a dick to my brother and currently trying to repair that. My mother and i get along similar to friends now that ive moved out. Never see my dad. Grandpa is chill old guy, grandma os cancer and dying from cancers. Cousins are all cunts.
>is under 5'10
5'7
>Is fat or skinny fat
Untone thin
>Doesnt have a healthy hobby
I write, but not faggoty starbucks hipster writing. Also took up bowling
>Spends more than 6 hours a day on the computer on weekends
It's difficult to arrange hangouts and stuff with my schedule and the chronically stupid
>Doesnt read or if reads only reads sci fi or fantasy
Read w/e os interesting
>Tattoos and piercings
I'd consider a belly piercing after I tone my torso
>Has or has had fuck buddies
Nope, not until i devirginize
>Has used a prostitute
Nope
>Unable to get around town without relying on a smartphone
I navigate the old way, looking up the directions once then stopping to ask other people for directions
>A member of a mainstream political party and under 30
22, regret voting trudeau
>Has a shitty degree
Graphic design, but work security
>Has kids
No
>Asks for permission before going for a kiss
Im the one who wants to be kissed desu
>Talks about sex far too early on
Nope, because that just ruins whatever might have been.

People are likely to repeat their parents' mistakes but the first step in not doing so is to just recognize what they did wrong. You've already done that. Now you just have to not overeat and not develop a retarded cynical world-view that will lead to you being disrespectful to everybody.

It's 1:53am in the MORNING what else am I gonna do? I can't sleep, I'm bored May as well.

>pothead
Yeah that's a huge one. A girl who smokes weed is a guaranteed skank

1.Tattoos
2.Bleached hair
3.Daughter from single parent household
4.Can't spell well
5.Red-head
6.Atheist
7.Makes a point of not being able to cook and not 'caring for that stuff.'
8.Does not know how to be well-mannered in a social setting.
Very similar to this goy.

Remember these are redflags not deal breakers

>monolingual
multi-lingual half spic fluent in four languages.
>can't play an instrument
Guitar/Bass/Ukelele, Drums and learning keys
>under 6 feet
Definitely my fatal flaw. 5'10 manlet here, doomed to be average height and weight forever.
>can't tie a tie
Was born in a city called Windsor, it's a crime to not know how to do a standard Windsor.
>lives with parents
20 years old livin' in the big city solo
>drinks soda
Gin and Tonics are the only fizzy drink that would ever come close to me. On the occasion. Usually I stick to craft beer.
>shitty teeth
Straight and white. Also never had a cavity.
>watches anime
Admittedly I do still play Pokemon games as they come out, but I don't watch anime at all.
>plays video games
Just Pokemon on my laptop emulator or on flights/trips on planes i'll bust out the 3DS. Never in public and never discussed otherwise
>no female friends
2 or 3 close female friends.
>listens to hipster shit
Subjective, I do like Mac Demarco n shit. So that's kind of hip I guess.
>virgin
I've had 4 mates and I was dating each of them at the time of fucking. Multiple handy's and blow jobs though.
>atheist
Hahahaha No
>politically opinionated
Very opinionated but I never talk about my political beliefs because of my dislike of Jews and Black culture. I'm Libertarian as fuck, but believe Jews are a plague to this earth and that Judaism as a religion is Satanic worship.
>social media
I have a facebook
>small hands
Regular sized hands
>balding
Beautiful thick spic hair.

ANYONE who partakes in drugs has serious mental problems and needs to be avoided since our police refuse to lock them up in prison.

Red flags are the point before dealbreakers tho
Im also a boy desu

Putting your penis in girls is normie, you normie.

So what, you put the penos in boys then?

You go to hell and die

Nice trips I'll consider quitting games and finding a new hobby

I'll add to your list some other flagrant degeneracies:

>says "I wish I was" instead of "I wish I were"
>says "None are left" instead of "None is left"
>says "The data is" instead of "The data are"

More cringeworthy ones:
>writes "all intensive purposes"
>confuses "your, you're"
>confuses "there, their, they're"

They honestly need to forcibly euthanize those who commit these offenses.

Abstinence only, bitch.

Black sexual partners is groundsfor dismissal

At least gauge them.

>Red flags are the point before dealbreakers tho

No, redflags are like stop signs which tell you to step back and reflect on that person before going further. A man can still rise from a shit family to be a great man but its not the norm.

Things which are close to deal breakers are things like a criminal background, untreated mental illness or psychotic exs
>Im also a boy desu
I kinda guessed that senpai

Omfg this. Run for the hills

Is this the real life

Degeneracies are a diamond dozen user

>hipster shit
you were going good

That's what you cucks get for calling yourself "alt-right" like a bunch of clucking preening hens.

True, we do live in a doggie dog world

He probably has a friend who has a black gf.

Yeah, I'd just assume she's gutter trash if she's gone to Burning Man. She can enjoy the music of the bands who've played, but that doesn't mean to walk around topless for a week and give hand jobs to get in the party tent

Literally the only decent post in this thread. Fuck the prudes ITT.

People actually fell for this bait.

You reminded me of a subway experience I had. The girl ordering asked for "Farmer John" cheese. I gave up on southerners at that moment.

We should of dealt with that problem long ago.
:^)

It also says turn the other cheek and not to be a faggot.

Cred Forums falls for it every time.

Just like how you feel for the bait and actually believed Transylvania belongs to you and isn't land stolen from us, gypsies can't even go one second without stealing or lying like how your entire history is a lie.

Mine is in proper place for a male. I don't feel there's anything wrong with a sexual/aesthetic enhancement.
If a female tongue is pierced like mine, pussy loving degenerate.
If a male has his tongue pierced further back, dick loving degenerate.

You make me sick

Do y'all not have sex? Like jesus christ I understand not wanting to date a whore but its such a warped view to think a girl will only have one or two sexual partners. I'm in college now and maybe its just because I'm at this stage in my life but everyone I know does drugs, parties, and people hook up pretty regularly.

Stay mad fags, that qt you were working up the courage to approach on the quad? Yeah, I fucked her last week.
>20 years old
>6'2''
>Blue eyes
>Take test to keep my levels at optimal levels for gains
>Go out most weekends with friends
>Get laid frequently
>Take psychs and smoke here and there
>Do well in engineering

Stop being faggots jesus. Idk why I still come here

Is it wrong that I have my donger pierced as well?

Materialism.
Uses social media

At least it looks good on the girl. Neck yourself.

If you pierce you're tongue your a dumb fuck. You was probably the guy trying to get pussy at the club every weekend. You should of staid in school, nerd. For all intensive purposes, your an idiot. It's not that hard to get loans to pay for it, their are also grants and stuff you could get. It's not like college grads are a diamond dozen.

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YES IT IS SOMEONE WHO ISNT YOUR WIFE TOUCHED IT HOMOS LIKE YOU NEED TO BURN IN HELL