Who are his Primarchs?

Who are his Primarchs?

Ron Cred Forums is obviously Malcador the Hero

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Ted Cruz = Angron

Hates Emporer for kidnapping him but serves him faithfully for a time. Everyone else thinks he's a shit head.

Alex Jones is easily Jaghatai Khan

Reason should be obvious

pence should be guiliman. His my the book nature makes it so

I'm thinking Ben Shapiro as Magnus the Red.

Short Intelligent slight douche.

Good guy who's own personal fuck up made him fall to chaos. Only one not because he was evil but pig headed.

Rubio would be ad-mech
If anything Christie is Sanguinius when he sacrificed himself for The Emperor
Sleepy Ben is Robot Girlyman because they both are sleeping
Cruz is what this user said because of the constant asspain he feels
Kasich is Russ because they're always eating and shit, also both retarded
Obama is Vulkan because reasons
Pence is Dorn
Killary is obviously Horus
her VP is a guardsman because literally who
Fiorina is Fulgrim, not bad looking for a granny but s back stabbing bitch nonetheless

>Obama
>Vulcan

Other than skin colour and capacity for empathy (relatively). Obama can't be that badass.

Vulkan wouldn't wear mom jeans

Her vp kane should be oli pious if he fucks the VP debates enough

I can only say that Christie is sanguinius

We are his custodians

>insulting the Saintly name of the last true Catholic and loyal servant of the Emporer by comparing him to literal heretic

Nigga that is some extra Herasy right there

> Trump being the Emps
> Old orange looking motherfucker

Fucking pol and your delusions. Some serious fucking heresy that needs Inquisitioning.

Think about it. Tim has nothing to gain with hilldog because she will hold all the power, with trump he could be someone important, who's to say Tim doesn't know Hillarys plane is crashing with no survivors. Trump could give him the salvation he deserves

>implying it wouldn't be an honor to sacrifice yourself for The Emperor's misson

>he doesn't know The Emps pulls this kind of shit off
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kys CTR heretic

Yea but think of it like this Ollanius Pius was above all based.

He wore his wore his cross openly and in Emporers face because he didn't want to be cucked. AND still remained loyal till the end.

Idk I just have a hard time seeing Kaine as Pius since theres no consistency or principal. Also Pius wasn't really that high up on Political totem poll at all. But I could be wrong been doing retconned so many fucking times I haven't kept up with the nitty gritty.
What do you think? Am I being to picky?

Eh it's fair. I'm more for old Pius. Being a nobody rather than the new, he was a perpetual bullshit, going off topic real quick wth was the idea behind
>Muh perpetuals
fuck BL and fuck GW

What about Putin as Lord Inquisitor?

pic obviously related

Kek = Tzeentch?
he has been called other names before...

no I was thinking kek was more Malal. with being chaos's chaos and also existing but really at the same time.

I definitely say old Cred Forums was Tzeentch though

could be missing something though. Though Martin Shkreli might make a good Tzeentch

Lauren Southern would be a sister of battle

Cute! Slaying Heretics in the name of the Emporer.

youtu.be/7Qv-swaYWL0

Who /Blood Angel/ here?

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nope
I don't even fucking yiff
I got into them because I like vikings, werewolves and wolfs
I later found out people automatically assume I want to fuck dogs because I run SW
pic related
first model I painted and shit up with my scrub ass job

You're bad no.

It's good but it's not to Space Marine scale so he looks weak.

How hard is it to get into painting? I have all the equipment in my parents garage. My grandfather and great grandfather use to own a pretty big sign buisness. Sold the business along time ago but we kept some of the equipment.

It seems fun but that little airbrush might be way above my experience level. So best to start out with brushes or what?

What?

Just do an easy paint scheme and don't do dumb shit like pure white at first.

It's better to learn on the air brush.

Ask around m8
I'm shit at painting and with school and social life I'm seriously considering paying one of the LGS autist to paint my shit because I don't have the time

Gotcha. Is adding fine detail hard? Seems like it be pretty easy to mess up.

Ted Cruz is not Angron. Ted Cruz actually had plans and was intelligent, it's repeated that Angron was simply a blithering idiot Barbarian.

Ted Cruz is Logar. Both him and the Emps preached similar things but when the Emps blew him the fuck out Logar went fucking insane and plotted the Emps demise.

Yes it is. It's time consuming, but usually you're not doing that unless you're autistic.

>SW

>SW

Degeneracy.

Then who's Angron? Glen Beck? Because he's never served Trump

hating on the Wolf Space Marines from Wolf Planet who Ride on Thunder Wolves while wielding wolf claws and shooting twin-wolf launchers at their enemies.
shig

Probably yeah. Even Logar and Angron fought each other from time to time.

i follow no man woman or child, you faggots

What made Horus Chimpout exactly? Was it really just being upset that daddy to give him enough attention?

Every other traitor primarch had a foundation for betrayal built up (except for magnus who fell because he fucked up)

Didnt horus get poisoned by some dude and get corrupted or something

>Grab thousand year old tome from the archive's
>Loudly slams it on a table causing echoes through the mile long halls which reverberate for minutes.
>scours the pages....

Lorgar brain washed him when he got his shit slapped and had to be "healed" in some chaos shrine shit
Also the Big E was retarded as fuck and instead of taking his kids and telling them about the chaos gods to avoid their fuckery
he closed his eyes and hoped they would go away if he pretended they werent there

who would Fulgrim be?

This is what happened....Behold non believer's.

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No. Horus is immune to long term effects by poison. He was one of the Strongest Primarchs.

Horus left the light because Logar, the origin of all Chaplains, fell because the Emps nuked his home world for being heretical. Logar then was corrupted by Daemons and saw the future and corrupted a chaplain blah blah blah

Chaplins are and were the most trusted members of the Legions. Horus was poisoned yes, but that only got him to the place that the Chaplain needed him to be. Horus was upset because the Emperor retreated to a secret project he refused to tell anyone because reasons he wouldn't say. This pissed off Horus because "why wouldn't the Emperor trust his war master and favored (debatable) son?

It took the power of all 4 Chaos Gods to corrupt Horus but they pulled it off while the Emperor was distracted. However Horus easily could have told them to shove it if he trusted the Emperor.

Logar revealed the current future the dark tyrannical future that is the 41st millennium to Horus..

Horus saw this dark horrible future and believed this is the future his father had in mind, instead this is the future he would create by waging the heresy against his father.

The visions of chaos are as powerful as the deceit it sews.

Damn, that's some dark shit even for 40k

grimdark

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Why do so many autists enjoy this over the top game for faggots?

Is it because of the cringe tier edge? Your unattainable genocide wishes? Or is it because licking boots is glorified in the game?

I tried to play a couple of these games and way really turned off by the closet gay story and lore despite the game being fun and all. It seems like the story was written to cater specially for 12 year old edgelords who tip Christian fedoras all day long

The way i see it is it's a very real possibly of the future of humanity....
>We go into space
>long story short we meet aliens
>they are hostile
>we wage a ever losing infinite war against them
>thus creating a Socialist hellhole of tyranny, and despair, where one human life is worthless
>it's the bleak reality that will probably face us once we encounter a galactic space fairing civilization.

I also see 40k as serving a lesson, of the length's at which a all powerful government can and will probably go if given enough time...

I own and paint the models for fun, i have literally NEVER played tabletop, not that i wouldn't just havnt. I have played a few 40k vidya other than that i simply like the lore, no good guys, simply war and the reality of a bleak universe.

Because it's got something for everyone

If you don't like the grimdark genocidal seriousness of the Imperium, you might look at other factions.

If you want slapstick humor combined with a heaping dose of black comedy, the Orks are up your alley

If being a hippie space communist, then perhaps the Tau are for you.

There are many options and I can't be assed to explain them all.

>his home world

It was Monarchia, the perfect city of devotion. Colchis,his home planet, got Exterminatus'd during the The Great Scouring.

>mfw

I got into first after playing Dawn Of War.

Snowballed after that because it has so much content and broad apeal

do you have autism?
The lore is fun because of how over the top and stupid it is
If you take it seriously then you start to dig into sperglord levels, which you clearly have
Everyone I know ironically pretends to take that shit seriously while we play for laughs, then we leave the shop, turn off fun mode and go have a few beers and behave human again

Oy hoomies youz in da wrong hood m8.

Niggers are definately orks

Rubio is Sanguinius?

its completely plausible; and yes i know how absurd that is

>mankind gets behind one man/one government system.
>goes to space
>Space is filled with horrors
>that one man tries to extinguish religion but fails. Heresy is popping up everywhere
>to run a million planets and protect against invaders/heresy the government makes exterminatus fleets that just fly around exterminating entire planets
>an endless war

Not to mention saying nothing to anyone even Horus about why he's leaving the crusade.

When you consider that ork speak is really just a mix of cockney and ebonics, yes they are

My issue is that I can't stand over-the-top stories, I get immediately turned off by them and can't handle the cringe that they produce. I had the same issue recently with the American pyscho book, having to sift through several pages of characters describing clothing pieces and acting like edgelords is no different than having to endure the autistic and exaggerated views of the factions which only deal in absolutes and take away depth and immersion from the story.

>no mention of Night Lords in the thread

Plebs, the lot of you.

Actually same here, i found it at a thrift store for $2 and after being very impressed I ended up getting the sequels on steam

yup confirmed for REEEEE tiered autist
just move along then if it isn't for you, why expose yourself to you triggers, pendejo?

I feel the scale of the 40k universe and the fact it could possibly happen actually gives it a excuse to go over the top.

Really if you read history alot of times its stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to totalitarianism.

I wouldnt like this much over the top in any other genre tho

He's not short, and yeah he fucked up the webgate project and defied the council of nicea or w/e but nobody knew what Emps was up to. I think douchey is unwarranted

imageboards are definately in the court of the crimson king...

the endless change and memes reach out througout the warp

KEK is MALAL

pol is most like an imperial inquisitor (pic related)

>Short
You do of course realise that magnus was called "The Giant" for a reason?
He was physically biggest of his brothers, because he was supposed to be sitting on the golden throne before shit went tits up.

He uses his magics to shorten himself up, because being 12ft tall makes every library somewhat inconvenient

Cred Forums collectively IS the Warp, the coalescence of raw emotion, we are a mirror of the normie world we are the emotional product of the world.

We are Chaos.

>pol is most like an imperial inquisitor

that smells like heresy m8

>yup confirmed for REEEEE tiered autist
Well maybe I'm a bit autistic about this, thought there's nothing unhealthy about it.
>just move along then if it isn't for you, why expose yourself to you triggers, pendejo?
Because I want to enjoy the story, that's why I specifically asked people why they like it, this user gives a good point as to why over the top bullshit might be defensible. I just might try to embrace the story with this mindset to get out of my comfort zone in terms of entertainment a little bit.

>Ivanka Trump as a sororitas

My dick has reached levels of hardness unknown to men before.

good point user...

we have moved beyond being mere beacons to becoming the fabric of the warp itself !!!

We are alpha legion

>krypto closeted loyalists, who troll both sides, commit acts of infiltration and steer reality in the best possible direction because of revealed truth

>I am Alpharius

But then who is the angry marines

RARE

Praise Kek, check them

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>Trump
>Atheist

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Lorgar, focused on culture and religion was worshiping Emps like a literal god. Big E slapped him down with big blue dick, destroyed his chappel world and made his legion kneel.

Then Lorgar went full emo mode until he found new reson for existance in 4 chaos gods. Having beings that called themselves gods to worship made him and his legion happier than a puppy with a big bone, he sent his lewtenants to other legions to infiltrate them.

Horus got especially crafty cunt called Erebus. Erebus organised a nurgle infestation, and made it personal enough for Horus to lead the offensive personally. There Horus fought Daemon prince of Nurgle, he won but got stabbed by a corrupt blade, an Anatheme.

In order to heal him, Erebus convinced Sons of Horus lewtenants to take him to speshul place for healing ritual. Surprise, surprise its chaos.

There, poisoned by literal corruption, and with more corruption pouring into his brain by the ritual, Horus gets shown a very real and totaly not fabricated vision of future where Emperor is worshipped as a god, among some of his borthers (Sanguinius, Dorn, Guillyman), then Maguns who from the begining tried to stop this jums via astral link for a visit, and explains to him what he is trully seeing. But Horus being a massive dick goes: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD MAGNUS!

Goes salty enough to start civil war, surprise, surprise, his civil war lead to what he saw in the vision, just like Magnus said. A self fulfilling prophecy. All according to keikaku.

Meanwhile Death Guard got trapped in a warp storm, and generally only talking with rotting corpses made the voyage passable.

Emperors children were always tight with Luna Wolves, and thanks to Lorgar, Fulgrim got himself an alien sword with a literal daemon trapped inside. After some conversation with his blade, Fulgrim comes to conclusion that raping and being raped with farm tools looks lie a fun time to have.

could cont, but dunno if there is a need to such autism

Milo, obviously

who the fuck else?

Who would even be Curze, he is insane terrorist batman.

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I was thinking of who would be Curze as well but I didn't really find a match.

Don't forget that Lorgar's first captain Kor Phaeron and Erebus had worshiped the chaos gods long before they even became Spess Muhreens.
They were really the reason Lorgar went full heretic
How the Emps didn't notice this shit is beyond me but whatever

>lewtenants

>Kor Phaeron and Erebus had worshiped the chaos gods long before they even became Spess Muhreens.

Really?
I know they were basically the kikes of 40k, as soon as emps smacked Lorgar they came out of the shadows, rubbing their greedy fingers with "4 chaos gods and you" broshures printed and ready.

But before they were space muhreenz?
Did not read that.

Now I am listening to 40k bootleg audiobooks while lifting to it's possible I did not get to this yet.

Yup, see "the first heretic" by ADB.

iirc the planet Lorgar landed on essentially was a chaos god worshiping planet
not full blown spikes and rape but they worshiped "old gods" those two faggots were big players in that shit. I know Kor was a priest for sure and he was the one that adopted Lorgar so when Daddy E showed up and gave him his legion he made Kor a marine too

>Tfw you realize you basically worship/feed Slaanesh.

I'm full on black pill degeneracy save me lads.

thnx

At his hight how strong was Horus? Could he hold his own against a Chaos God not beat one but survive.

Thats a stupid question.

Chaos gods cannot act in materium by themselves, and in warpspace, in their own domains they are literally gods

I don't think anyone could take on the gods, only other gods could
The emps was obviously stronger than horus so if he was capable he definitely would have taken them head on considering how much he disliked them
His plan to fight them was to bypass any use of the warp and essentially starve them out

Gods are basically a materialization of most primal and strongest emotions and feelings of living beings in the warp. As long as there are the emotions creating them they simply cannot be defeated.

That was why Emperors plan was actually a danger to them.
He realised he could not kill them, so he turned his population to atheism, to weaken them, and then wanted to develop a super webway to complately shut them out of materium.

They would just flaim uselessly in the warp completely detached from materium.

>His plan to fight them was to bypass any use of the warp and essentially starve them out
But didn't this plan (before the retcon anyways) almost created Malal?

when i hear all of the model names all i can hear wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf and fucking wolf

no, if anything he was creating a new god of athropy.

Before the retcon chaos gods worshippers hate to each other created Malal

Answer me this, ok so theoretically the emperor is extremely powerful, hence how he is somehow holding a warp tear back from destroying terra.

If say he where to die, and Terra would be then consumed, what would happen if the emperor is sent to immaterium and then is able to actually combat the chaos gods in the warp.

Even if he won and defeated them, Terra would still be consumed by the warp, so in the end it's literally best for the emperor to stay on the throne and maintain the tear?

40k Is one of the few book series that is
Openly Satanic and still popular as ever.
Its also equally amusing how corrupt
Games Workshop is as it is greedy, yet the
battered wives for a player base can't let
the hobby go.

The Emperor is the Anti-Christ. A being the
combination of multiparty religious leaders
formed into this one being that denies and
bans all Religion. See the book (The lightning
stone?)

The Primarchs are fallen Angels that encode
men with there DNA to be as corrupt as they
are. It is a book series without love, without
comradeship, endless war, endless horror and
endless Torment.

The Horus Heresy collected Visions art book
depicts Erebus with 666 on his shoulder plate.

The Garro book (forget which one) have to
mention by color when a Blond person is
decapitated. (The book series only does that
for Blonds)

Mars and its boom of technology are inspired
by the sleeping "dragon" (satan as a dragon)
Mars also has a "Pyramid of all knowledge"

Zso Shall (SP?) Nightlord gives a weak how to
guide to dominate a sector of a hive city by killing
women, children and displaying there bodies to
intimidate.

The book is reinforced by theme's of
Communism so strongly its hammered into the
reader by examples of the imperial Guard
having to get permits for marriage,
communal living arrangements, forced
conscription, forced taxation and this is
dressed up neatly in Slogans. Avoid it like you
avoid Kim Kardashian.

well he might just ascent into literal godhood.
with how he is worshipped now, him dying would create a new super god or order and anti-chaos.

This however would expand the tear into a new eye of terror, consuming Sol system at minimum.

Other theory is that he could transfer his soul into a new host, that would however mean minimum 9 months without astronomicon and tear being untended.

Eldar are actually gathering their soulstones, and one theory is they want to bind themselves with humanity, at the last possible moment, dropping all the endar souls unto the emperor making him a supa-giga-ultra-god for both races,

that would however also create super-giga-mega eye of terror

That doesnt make sense, being Atheist in absolutely no way ceasing in feeding chaos, i would think being atheist would open you up more in the 41st millennium to be ever more violent emotional ect.

The Eldar where essentially Atheist in a sense, they created their own gods and mastered many aspects of the immaterium, these orgy cults ect they devolved into wasn't based on any real religion it was born out of id say a atheistic primal animal like instinct to stir emotion which actually ended up feeding chaos and creating a actually chaos god. I would think if they hadn't stagnated and if they had had religion they may not have went down that dark path.

Not sure why you replied to my post
Nah nigga you don't get it
Chaos gods don't really want to win, if they completely consume the galaxy then they lose because they can't really cause fuckery anymore
Also as to what would happen if The Emperor died is up for debate
Lore has a few different theories
He can die and get just'd in the warp
He can die and fuck shit up in the warp
He can die and immediately reincarnate
The only race winning right now are the orks they're living exactly how they want to be living

in 40k, main source of energy for the gods is open worship and souls.

in 30k they were only fed by emotions and few heretics here and there

It was making them weaker and easier to contain

And Eldar created Slaanesh, by murderfucking each other for hundred thousands of years, maybe longer. They were doing that basically since war in heavens ended with ever increasing intensity

Already beat you to the punchline

Wouldn't they just fuck with another galaxy? Or possibly the endless stream of Tyranid?

I think malal and the God of unbelief you're talking about are seperate. The later wasn't given a name since "it wouldn't be God of unbelief if it had a name"

warp exists only where there are emotions, there is no warp in inter-galactic space, they are bound to it

>Tyranid
They are hive mind, they have no emotions or feelings. In fact they might even be anti-warp weapons

Warhammer retards are some of the biggest autists on the Internet. They can't get through life without framing everything in reference to warhammer. They're much like bronies in that sense. Fucking shameful.

got your back

>A Jap that doesn't want to die for the emporer

Shamefu Dispray

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To slaughter a heretic is to save a heretic.

Emperor dies
>Imperium completely skullfucked by everything
>Emperor reincarnates at FULL POWER and descends from heaven with a legion of angels who skullfuck everything

Nobody is willing to roll the dice and see what happens if the Machine God gets turned off. only a CHAOS CANDIDATE would rock the boat and threaten the Establishment as it exists.

>Obama
>black
Dude, culturally speaking he's about as white as it gets.

these things have an interesting relationship between warp and the materium

No, fuck off. We're the Deldar.
>constantly jerking off/fighting among themselves in their little autism dimension
>depraved beyond imagination
>leaders rule from the shadows
>occasionally go on raids for lulz and pull off ridiculous feats of trolling like stealing a fucking sun but don't really have the attention span for long campaigns

>Killary is obviously Horus
in what way?

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>meanwhile in the land of primarchs
>those are regular humans ~6ft

The skulls with the hats make that picture.

Hope you're a blank scro