American historians suggests that the Egyptian Pyramids was the world's first "computer"

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>American Historians

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WE

>no sources
>no syrup

sources are racist

>(((History))) Channel

Wat.
Give me source for this insanity.

WAZ

But can it play crysis?

Can the pyramids show me the best Japanese midget porn?

>porn 1, American historians 0

im too high to explain but look up the tower thing tesla was trying to make and note that the one pyramid had a gold cap to conduct the atmopsoheric energy and shit someone look it up bahgdad batteries too

That's so stupid. I mean, where would the grain go.

But seriously, fuck History channel and their mind numbing trash.

American suburbs confirmed by SCIENCE to be giant CPUs

WE

Is this like American culture?

You realize a computer takes more than circuit layout, right?

Pic related is possible to build using water, but is fairly useless for real work. It adds numbers up to a total of 4.

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Your name is also FyoSkkin... foreskin

>Egyptian Pyramids
>posts pic of Mayan pyramids

A FUCKING LEAF

how can we even compete?

its probably some ancient alien horseshit

>all houses connected by power grid
Holy shit what if urbanisation was just about the Jews turning earth into a giant computer

The chinese invested the compass first, leafcuck.

>American History

possibly a bot?
slide thread?

>Baghdad Battery
>A few fringe retards believe they were used to generate electrical power
>Was created during a time when Rome was steadily gaining power
>Parthia couldn't even stop the Romans from cucking them even though they could harness electricity

Yeah, ok.

>Pic related is possible to build using water
explain

Is this a thing American historians actually suggest or is this a history channel special that talks about aliens making the pyramids?

Kangz and Queers.

>im too high to explain

If anyone ever writes a book about hippies,
this will be the first and the last sentence.

It's on the sci fi channel user.

Sphinx is pre flood, pyraminds all over the earth - some pre flood some not.

Probably remnants of ancient global civilization ... the stacking and tightness of the rocks cannot be replicated with today's technology. Many block are 100s of tons.

Look at monuments in DC compared to pyramids, ancient places in middle east

Sumerian texts say that ancient aliens/gods had to run to Earth as a backwater planet to hide. There were few of them and humans were genetically engineered using a creature on Earth + their DNA

Pic related - definitely not tombs. There was NEVER a mummy discovered in one, no inscriptions etc

This shit is from Ancient Aliens isn't it.

Humans created for labor

he's ugly

That's a fucking sun dial dipshit

Ancient Aliens was probably a disinfo project

batteries are used to store power you fag

>WOW THIS THING LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER THING
The History Channel used to be so good. What happened?

Imagine this conrner stones this size with ropes and wood rollers - look closely, it's a single piece

>Look at monuments in DC compared to pyramids

Monuments in DC were built less than 300 years ago.
They were based on ancient sites the Greeks wrote about 2000 years ago.

>Muh aliums

No, faggot.

Shut up Batteryfag

KANGZ

Easy, they had thousands of google slaves pulling those over wooden logs.

> WE WUZ KANGZ

> no mummies
What are looters?

>History channel

I read up about this a whike ago. The entire thing is built with a certain miniral or crystal inside of the bricks and shit. They tested those rocks type thi gs and saw that they conduct electricity very well. Its a farfetched idea but there certainly is something oddly familiar about the lay-out too. I work as a computer technician and see circuitboards everyday, maybe thats why....

AY HOL UP,

SO YOU SAYIN' WE WUZ KANGS... AND WE STOLE THEM KANGS BODIES?

Laser etched Tree of Life in Abydos

On a stone that size? It would crush the wood rollers

Masons claim they built ancient sites, they definitely helped build dc, why'd they do such a shitty job when compared?

This makes better sense given the holy texts - a neat way to unite both creationism & science. Otherwise there is a cognitive dissonance where you have to deny one to embrace the other

Current flowing through a circuit is analogous to water flowing through pipes.
You could make a computer out of plumbing, where height is your potential.

No. This is. The Antikythera mechanism.

You can make logic gates out of anything, including floodgates on a linked water channels instead of electrons. It would be gigantic, slow and required a lot of manpower but its possible.

>mfw libs are taking computers away from the gays with Alan Turing and giving them over to the KANGZ
Has liberalism gone too far?

back into the oven kike

There are other egyptian temples that look like computer parts.

It was made after pyramids

History channel is a psyop used to make a joke out of legitimate theories relating to ancient civilization.

>ancient people figured out slightly neat stuff every now and then

So?

People have built CPU's on Minecraft survival servers.

The outer white casing was supposed to be an insulating material

I think they were some sort of resonance power plant/amplifier

The theft of the Ark of the Covenant as the power source fits this narrative well

Anyway - have a good night fellow anons

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>American historians

This guy gets it

>American
>Historians
Nigger that's like saying Mexican intelectuals

>6 decoupling caps on a voltage regulator
>huge 2 mil bus lines bridging multiple connections on the small Quad flat Pack
>test points not connected to anything
>large QFP has several legs bridged by 1 mil bus lines
>4 fucking ceramic chokes for no goddamned reason

Whoever designed this circuit board needs to go back to school.

>Americna historians
>American education

someone needs to get shot.

what are the legitimate theories anyway?

Can it run minecraft at 60 fps?

What if the world IS the computer?

>On a stone that size? It would crush the wood rollers
Most eastern white woods require 1200+ PSI to crush them on a 2x4 piece of wood.

A 6" diameter log would hold up to a ton on it without crushing.
The heaviest stone block in the Great Pyramid of Giza is 30 tons.

This means you could roll it with 35 logs, which would only require about 20 feet of space.

They would have used more logs though.

nigInside

>similar to some random PCB layout

compooter lol!

SAVAGE

But the pyramids aren't computers, right guys?

Pseudo-History for potheads.

That channel is shit. Dumbing people down as much as the school systems.

>hur, muh chinese..

god, youre a moron..

Well, you could say that Anglo-american history (from the moment we'd arrived here to now) goes back all the way to the 1400's. While pretty much fucking nothing happened here for the majority of the time, our culture is built from a lot of the things that took place even before our country came into existence.

It's like having a country before your country was a country. You know what I mean?

really make your neurons interconnect

morons

they're clearly grain silos

WE WUZ COMPUTERS AND SHIT

American "History/Culture" is all basically lifted from other countries, namely Europe. The problem with that is we try and disregard the original cultures and claim it as our own. It you don't respect the original culture/civilization and just copy/steal, how can you expect
build on the foundation that was laid for you?

woah... dude... we wuz xomputers!

WE WUZ PENTIUM N SHEIT

your pic is shit. having all the chips on the b side of the board makes no sense. the cpu should be a side and have the paths visible and maybe the ram should be b side given how close it is

the guy who made you pic is a abo and solid state circuits are magic to him

Why would they need solder points and why are they on the component side?

SO YOU BE SAYING

Why? Because shapes?