Cuckifornia Indepedence

Is this actually possible, Because if is, why not just send all the liberal faggots and make California the cesspool of the US?

yescalifornia.org/petition

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id vote yes

No, the Civil War decided that.

Enjoy your faltering economy, flyovers.

You'll be begging for us back when you realize how awful SJWs East Coasters are.

Please let them go

Spoiler Alert:

When they vote in favor to leave the Union, the San Andres fault unleashes the big one and Commiefornia sails to it's rightful place in the South China Sea.

please god let it happen

the immediate economic collapse would be glorious

oh no you don't, we're gonna sell you off to the Chinese to forgive our debt and have them on the hook for social security.

jokes on them though, it's full of mexicans.

>the state that puts the Democrats as the favorites in every election
>threatening that the US will somehow get more blue with their departure.

Please nuke yourself sooner than planned

War does not decide these things. Wars force compliance only and that is temporary. I say we consider proposals and see what is best.

ok I will sign this if someone will take me as a refugee, I promise my voting record is good. I would like to go to Arizona or Texas, fuck new mexico. Or maybe colorado i'd like to vote in a swing state.

PLEASE

Goodbye, California. I'll miss you the same way I'd miss a cancerous growth on the tip of my pecker.

Who will bail them out of their water crisis?

only as long as the wall gets extended around its border

I have a better idea: Everyone other than California and New York secede and form a new country. That way we don't have to deal with them anymore and they get stuck with all of the debt.

>ok I will sign this if someone will take me as a refugee, I promise my voting record is good. I would like to go to Arizona or Texas, fuck new mexico. Or maybe colorado i'd like to vote in a swing state.

The north of California could break away and stay on as the State of Jefferson.

>you will see the day where the 50th star will fall off the flag

Would never happen in a million years.

The only state with the economy, much less the balls, to do it is Texas. Even then, they're not dumb enough to do it.

I'll vote for it and then move back to America.

>implying democrats will let the only state that's basically a cheat state for them in elections go

>implying even if they did leave democrats would make some bullshit "shared state" treaty with Mexico over it that basically says its Mexico but counts as a state when elections come around

He means it's literally not legal, it violates the Constitution. California would have to take up arms against the United States if it wanted to secede. California could have a popular vote of 100% for secession, the US would not recognize it, unless they were made to.

no don't you fuckers i live here and if this happens me and my family is gonna be swarmed with spics and niggers (i live in northern CA 85% white)

>Trump wins
>California votes to secede
>all the liberal cucks go to California
>California runs out of money and can't sustain its policies
>niggers and spics turn on their white masters
>everything comes crashing down
>mfw

Sounds nice

LEARN TO SWIM

Where in the constitution does it give congress the power over secession? Because all I can think of is the 10th amendment and what it says about states rights.

>california masters
>white

They are jews buddy

I think it would be good for the south finally we can truly reunite with the country by curb stomping commiefornia

What you need to do now my American friends is to get a house or an apartment from California and vote leave. After which you can move back to whatever State your from and concentrate on your part of making America great again.

YES CALIFORNIA SUCCEED

STATES SUCCEEDING WORKED OUT GREAT THE LAST TIME

Sure, we'll let them become independent, then annex them and not allow them to vote, and force them to build a wall.

Obviously we'll still use the ports, beaches, and the companies will still be American, and they'll be forced to pay tribute, but they no longer get a say in politics.

Lmao which one of you just pledged with the name Hugh Janus

Fucking California lol. I remember when Graham/Rudman was finally being implemented after the 1st Gulf War and California crying and bitching about unfairly having too many military base closings and that it was unfair...forgetting of course they unfairly had too many military bases. And ironically, they spent the preceding 4 decades calling for less defense spending.
California can't afford to leave the US.

You do realize that if something like this happens, the majority of the bottom feeders from southern california are going to flee and spill into nearby states and ruin them so they don't lose their handouts, right? Best thing for California to do at this point is to split into separate states. Cut it into North California and South California, because it's exceedingly clear that the state does not make a conscious effort to acknowledge all of its voters. Anywhere outside of LA county and silicon valley might as well not even exist.

Remember what happened the last time states tried to leave? It'll happen again if need be. The only state that could feasibly pull it off is Texas, and thats because they have their own power grid.

But by all means, please do. I'll love killing califags for being traitors.

Holy fuck if they land we'll be republican forever

Please fucking go and stay go

Take your fucking liberals back from Texas when you leave

I've never wanted anything as much as this

>California succeed
>succeed

fuck rip me if it ever did happen, guess I'll take one for the team.

PRAISE KEK

No need. Just split Northern Illinois and Southern Illinois to further isolate the animals from the people.

Texas here. I'm signing this petition right now.

this woudl be great, build a wall around california


and gas everyone inside

That already started to happen with the "3 strikes your out" law. LasVegas got most of them.

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Do it. Mexifornia won't last two summers without stealing America's water. I say we let them go and immediately declare war on them. California is the worst state in the US, even worse than Jew York.

it is possible simply by virtue of the fact that if USA collapses it is in regional self interest to self govern. that's all. so very possible and likely in coming years. USA is on a vast continent and most places on earth of such expansion have many countries. north america is a freak in that sense.

Enjoy no food.

t. flyover farmer

i vote yes. make sure they can't vote this year to.

LOL They get their water and electricity from other states.

Can't fucking wait to see them all die thirsty and in the dark.

>Russia
>China

This is how it works in Southern California. Northern California has much of its own electricity and water.

Northern part has a lot of food and the people in Jefferson would probably want to stay in US rather than secede.

The Supreme Court says it is unconstitutional.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._White

Signed

Russia just had some kind of conference for secessionists from Western countries including these calexit people

(not Russian secessionists of course, because that gets you a long jail sentence)

>Northern part has a lot of food
Enough to feed all those illegals that have been let in? Enough food to also be able to fight a war?

They know how the game is played... They'll secede from the USA and then allow themselves to be annexed by Mexico. The aftermath will see the Mexican government fleeing into the Yucatan jungle.

No because then I'd have to move and that sounds like a big hassle. It's not even gonna come close to happening anyways.

>This is how it works in Southern California. Northern California has much of its own electricity and water.
So not only are they fucking off they're going to further screw themselves by splitting into North and South, too?

Perfect!

>California secedes
>Trump gets elected
>People fleeing the drought-ridden failing welfare state of Commiefornia are now regarded as illegal immigrants
>you've got to go back.jpg
>wall is extended to also surround California, paid for by California
>eventually just joins Mexico since it's already full of Mexicans, has no money to support itself and Mexico seems to want it back for whatever the fuck reason

What a glorious time to be alive.

Its not actually possible for them, but it would be funny to watch.

Their whole economy is propped up by getting water from other states. Watching their industry come crashing down and all those beaners having to go back to mexico because there are no more jobs would be hilarious.

Then White California could petition to re-join the USA.

Yes, do it!

When Texist?

Plz come back to mexico!

>8th largest economy in the world and technological center of the world secedes.

You really thought this through didn't you.

I'm promoting it on social media myself. This is a movement we Texans should really support.

I gotta say Russian et al doing the same kind of domestic fuckery to the US that the CIA has done with impunity for decades is kind of funny. The US really has gone into decline.

This please

t. Southern Illinois

Can we make a deal here? Take the southern half of California and we'll knock ten feet off the wall.

>1869

Nah, it can be repealed cuz time changes

That's meaningless. They reverse themselves frequently and can differ based on composition.

Yeah. And the North has a low population (only two, used to be three, congressional districts), so the food production per capita is much higher than Southern CA.

The North has a more conservative voter base as well.

Well, they deserve it.

>Texas leaves also
>People's Communist Republic of California vs Don't tread on me or my wife's son ever again Dixie Texas war begins.

There are plenty of conservative Californians, commiefornian here. I know a Californian who has always voted Democrat who is voting Trump this election.

Democrats have always had to cheat to win elections, god knows who actually votes for them.

If you honestly think the feds would just let a state secede peacefully even if the SC said it was okay, you've got another thing coming. It would be civil war 2: electric boogaloo.

This. We'll support the NW front. Bakersfieldians and Visalians can come up and take over Sacramento and Stockton. It'll be divine. We'll chop the state at San Pablo Bay and keep wine country, thanks. They'll be okay with that when they see the new tax rates, kek.

It is 2016 after all.

Independence from what? The United States? No, that requires a constitutional amendment. The Union of States? Yeah, sure, they'd just devolve into a territory.

>implying you need a constitutional amendment
How the fuck did you secede if the Constitution still says it's the supreme law of your lands?

>implying there's a difference between the United States and the Union
The fuck is DC?

>California leaves the union
>America redirects all rivers back into the union
>California dead

The question is if California seceding would benefit globalism.

Start there and that's your answer

Yup. If it weren't for the Colorado River, there wouldn't be anyone down there.

Democrats wouldn't let this happen because it means they won't be getting any presidents in the future.

Califag here, As far as I know, where I live I know alot of redpilled people. And the sjw fags are those that are made fun of, this is no joke. Those in LA and San Francisco are where the Jews, Niggers, Beaners, and Liberal Faggots live.

This would be awesome.

Get rid of the filthy fucking parasites. Make sure the Trump wall omits California, because CA will be a wasteland once we stop letting them suck everyone's water away, and if global warming happens to be true.

California wont split in half though, user. They won't let the north leave if they leave. They will need that food.

>Herschel Lieberman
>Big Guy
>Carl Cuckman

Which is why snapping the state in half and us going with Jefferson is a good idea. I'd cut it right at San Pablo Bay and head southeast. They can have SF and Oakland; we'll keep Yosemite, thanks. Hell I'll take the whole valley and the ag if they don't want it. It's full of Republicans so they'd probably be glad to dump it.

i'm originally from 91773 and that shithole of a state is nothing but a toxic waste land.

If CA splits, SoCal leaves, and Jefferson stays, Jefferson has the US Army behind it.

No problems here.

Not even just CA'S libs, we should cipher all libs from all over the country, and give them a country for them to run the way they want. We'll see how long pseudo-Communism and cuckery lasts them.

>California crying and bitching about unfairly having too many military base closings
So many goddamn fucking retards on this board. Are you unaware who was doing all that bitching about the revenge libshits were taking on CA by closing the bases? CONSERVATIVES, that's who. In cheering on Clinton and his corrupt liberal oligarchy you are cheering the mass fucking-over of CA's surviving conservative base, whom you haven't done shit to support.

THIS IS WHY WE KEEP LOSING, ASSHOLE. Because we don't support each other. Get that through your thick skull. If Repubs in government and amongst the citizenry had put up a real fight to keep CA and its FIFTY FUCKING FIVE electoral votes, guess what? CA would still be red and Trump could just stroll into the goddamn White House.

Start thinking with that thing between your ears, before it is too goddamn late.

If they did that, the drought would be exacerbated horribly, the dems would never get another president, and the rest of the US would price gouge them for food.

I'm fine with them leaving, but on the condition that they pay for the extension to the wall, and permanently disavow all US citizenship.

Make California argentinian again

Alaska should break off before that shit hole. At least we have the landmass and untapped industry.

why not but a huge wall on I-80 from Carquinez bridge through Sacramento and make it turn south in the Sierra Mountains foothills on state route 49 all the way to Mt Whitney?

Whatever. It wont pass. Nothing will because this state is to bloated and liberal to have any effective change.

Side note. Fuck all you "hurr durr its got all the liberals so who cares just let it secede" read a book on economics and then look at the US budget.

You could join your fellow Canadians!

meh, a wall on CA 99 makes more sense, we get the food too.

Bullshit fucktard. I'll bet you either weren't alive then or were in diapers. I, on the other hand, was in the military and lived through Graham/Rudman, which had nothing to do with the CIA lol.

>A state that completely relies on getting water from other states.
>Leaving the union.
Might be fun to watch millions of people die of thirst.

>He means it's literally not legal

Neither is hopping the border. Yet here we are with 10-30 million illegals.

Kek! The names!! Literrary every vote is from Cred Forums

Truly truth is stranger than fiction.

>In 1998, Los Angeles has become immensely crime-ridden and decadent, ultimately being directly governed and patrolled by the recently created United States Police Force. Two years later, on August 23, 2000, a massive earthquake strikes Los Angeles, the San Fernando Valley floods, and the Los Angeles area turns into an island from Malibu to Anaheim. An American presidential candidate who is also an outspoken theocrat has been saying that L.A. is sinful and has been punished by God.

>When he is elected President for life, he declares that anyone not conforming to the new "Moral America" laws he creates, which ban such things as tobacco, alcoholic beverages, recreational drugs, red meat, firearms, profanity, atheism, freedom of religion and extra-marital sex, will be stripped of their citizenship and deported to Los Angeles Island unless they repent and choose death by electrocution. A containment wall is built around the island, armed guards and watchtowers are posted, and those sent to the island are exiled permanently.

Doc, this dosage of meme magic is too strong!

Graham/Rudman was passed in the Bush years. It was implemented on schedule while Clinton was in office. It was bi-partisan...GRAHAM and RUDMAN.

I'd sooner have the russkies make us a territory and watch in despair as they do to the environment what they did to the germans after they crushed the ubermench before ever bowing to that faggot Jamin Trildo.

If you think about, California is a bad state if they ever get invaded it during war.
>military bases are often first targets of war, there are plenty in CA
>no citizens have guns
>too many people, too few resources, especially LA (food, water, ammo)
>a bombing or cutting off major routes and rail lines (cajon pass, donner pass, grapevine pass, tehachapi, northern cascades routes, etc) will literary cut off supply lines form the rest of the country.
>because of this, they can be easily encircled if armies come form the deserts south or east of the sierra mountains.
>LA would be the first to fall, then the deserts and northern valley to encircle the Central valley and Bay area
>armies enclose the circle gradually and eventually reach and capture
Sacramento, thus ending the California republic. Keep dreaming Cred Forums... oh fuck just gave out strategies to our enemies.

>no guns

A fuckton of Californians have guns. Everywhere that's not LA and San Francisco is basically armed.

>live in california
>vote for this shit
>move to arizona/texas
>mfw

The entire state of California cant leave the Union, only the cancerous tumor alone the coast can. The rest of California is populated by sane farmers.

California, New York City, Hawaii, Puerto Rico should be kicked out from the Union

Bump. Fuck CA, TX, FL, Puerto Rico, Guam, Samoa, Mariani and New York City

For the rest of the country, you mean?

Well you know, California is more populous than the entirety of Canada and has the 7th largest economy in the world. I think it actually could survive if it were a country of its own.

This, stop pinning Jewlywood and SF to the rest of the state. Although I do want to move back to Jew York in the worst way.

Yeah, it's not Silicon Valley or Hollywood ever did anything for America anyway. Fuck them. Who even needs computers?

You could argue that NYC could pick up everything that Cali left for everybody else in just a couple months time, both the good and the bad.

>Implying we don't need to make New York City a separate entity

>giant welfare succ
>most of its contributions are heavily subsidized agriculture and shitty entertainment

without federal gibs california is already doomed

OUT OUT OUT
GET
THEM
OUTTA HERE!

>secede from most powerful union the world has ever known

love this meme

Look out goys! The eternal slav is trying to interfere in our internal affairs! Ohhhhh noooooooo!

Kel!

been to California and what a ghastly place.

cut your loses burgers and throw them out.

California has nothing of value and needs to steal water from neighbooring states

they cut off relations and the water turns off and they suffer a water crisis that makes the drought seem like childs play

Cali-niggers did not think this through. Also the national guard forces in Texas alone are more than enough to invade and conquer both california and mexico.

I vote we kill the Cali-roaches and annex their territory into the greater Nevada-Utah Axis Coalition. Mormons and casino shit kickers would run that state much better than those worthless cuck faggots ever did

>when we try to leave the union its fine

Whether you think that entertainment's shitty or not, it's a business that makes millions upon millions of dollars.

and we dont pay for shit!

Where did you go specifically? If it's San Fagsicko you brought that upon yourself pham.

Oh you mean that thing that is physically and geologically impossible, for the billionth time?

>cry foul about texan independence
>call for cali to leave the union

I fully suopprt it btw, they would collapse within 3 years. Let the mexis go there isntead of anywhere else in souther usa.

that's for the fault line to decide

>They reverse themselves frequently
>frequently
[citation needed]
Aren't most of the cases that go over the same legal matter lost either in appeal or through affirmation by SCOTUS not taking up the case? Even those that do get taken up are decided/affirmed on the same matter but adjusted slightly on the scope, e.g. Roe v. Wade and PP v. Casey?

California has no economy, water, nor business prospects outside from Hollywood libtards. Britain has a better economy breaking away from the EU.

You're fucking stupid if you think that would ever happen.

We should let go of California, and take Puerto Rico. At least they welcome the idea of being part of the USA.

This would make it viable for other states to secede, so it would be in pol's interest really

We all had the same idea.
>shekel sholomberger
>beegu guyeru

Pic related.

>cut off federal gibs
>cut off water from Nevada
>seize all patents, trademarks, and copyrights held by Californian entities and auction them off
>all military installations in California begin operating like Guantanamo and treat the surrounding territory as hostile

That sounds like it would work out swimmingly for CA.

>Where did you go specifically?

Los Angeles, San Diego, Palm Springs and San Francisco.

>If it's San Fagsicko you brought that upon yourself pham.

I knew it was a mistake the movement I got there.

and in general I hate the nigger weather of Cali. Only wetbacks and melanin infused shitskins can live in dry wasteland.

The Mexicans are just gonna run everyone into the woods and then set them on fire without American protection.

If you ever have the smallest gumption to visit again, you should visit Orange County. Much whiter, much redder, weather is fantastic, based Newport Beach, Disneyland, you name it. Waaaay better than Los Dindules and San Fagsisco.

Sounds great to me! Of course we will have to build a wall to keep them out of other states and then hunt down Californians hiding in other states and deport them back into the state.

might visit again as mostly the average burger is very friendly and nice. Something that is in short supply here in Denmark.

Better yet, split up Commiefornia into 2-3 different states. Sodom (Bay Area), Gomorrah (LA), and California (everything else).

Dump all the undesirables and the non-persons in Sodom and Gomorrah.

but..but...then who will make movies and give us music?!!? will the khardasions fly back to the mainland?!

Hell, just stay away from the big cities like where you visited (it's not just California, NYC, Austin, Orlando is full of spoiled little cunts) and go to smaller towns, everyone's friendlier and the food is better. Ain't nobody in Murrica got better sushi and burritos than CA does.

New York has a pretty massive music industry itself. As for movies, well, you're fucked there.

fuck em, i remember in the 80's the news saying how the mexicans were pishing the whites out of the classroom then in the 90's it was the nigs. mexifornia fell into enemy hands years ago

Where the fuck will we get our water then? Leaving the USA is the stupidest thing and has me worried because then we wouldn't be under the US constitution and these crazy mother fuckers won't have any regard to natural rights.

I am for breaking California up into smaller states, not this.

If Trump wins, maybe he could be convinced to plant ridiculously high yield nuclear warheads deep inside the fault line to do massive damage to it that Commiefornia may just sink.

Or at least make lava burst forth and create some kind of radioactive lava chasm that shoots up lava to create some kind of lava moat and lava wall to contain the commie vermin in that godforsaken state forever.

Look at the names on the petition. They're all joke names. No one is signing this.

California won't exist in a few days

that petition looks like a voter's roll

>Where the fuck will we get our water then?
Desals. Drink filtered sea water like dune coons do.

Are you still convinced of this stupid meemee? Read Dr. Lucy Jones, a professional seismologist's tweets about this shit. This is all fairy tale shit you believe in.

twitter.com/DrLucyJones

good goy

Yes, you can spout off memes all you want but facts are facts. It's not possible nor will it ever be. Fault lines straighten themselves out. That's how its been for millennia.

I'm supporting it
But California doesn't have its own electric grid.
It's shares it with most of the western states.
Plus, I'm expecting the coastal parts to fight with the inland parts

Wouldn't that mean the Democrats lose 55 delegates at every presidential election, basically giving the US a Republican president every time?
Ok commiefornia, go ahead