ITT: Things you'll do if Trump wins

So in NZ seriously I have not met ONE person who views Trump favourably in the slightest bit. I swear to god every waking moment the shit-tier jewmedia of Onenews spends their waking hour monitoring Trump like surveillance commenting (usually unfavourably) to every little thing Trump does (most notably now his Tweets to shillary). When they do this they don't really focus on Hillary's retaliation so they make it seem like she's """mature"""", """""""above it all""""""" and """""""""""""""""enlightened""""""""""""" or something.

This is ridiculous. NZ itself is already a liberal paradise. At my uni and workplace often my lecturers would bombard me with anti Trump propaganda in courses that aren't even related to the humanities, and at my workplace maybe because it was just filled with pajeets, sandniggers, gibsmedats and SJW nu males. This is amazing. This is fascinating. I have never seen an election so biased towards "the most inoffensive character" (Hillary) in the mainstream. I don't know how being patriotic, upholding Christian values and indulging in a little bit of national pride made you racist, xenophobic and exclusively old fashioned. How the fuck did it become like this?

This is what I'm going to do. On the night of 8th November (or whatever timezone it is), I will be watching the results like a fucking hawk at the pub or at home. If Trump wins I will feel things I have never felt before. Why? Because the kikes and their indoctrinating propaganda have spent every waking moment since he gave his "Build Wall" speech tearing him down, dissecting his tweets, stalking him, analysing his history, analysing his profession, businesses, private life, taxes, all looking for the slightest loophole to cut him down, but if he emerges victorious, I really do believe this will be a one of a kind election.

If Hillary wins, for some reason I have this notion SJWs, gibsmedats, numales and """""""""""refugees"""""""""" will think that they've come together and stopped this biggoted tyrant racist xenophobic person from running the greatest nation on earth, Social media and everyday conversation will be filled by this """""""triumph"""""". I think if that happens it would be time to off myself desu

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Media in this country is shit, what a surprise.

Just posting to let you know I didnt read any of this

Yeah because NZ is cuck Central you were the FIRST that's right the NUMBER ONE country to allow women to vote! Literally the worst Anglo country on earth.

You wouldn't be the first to ignore New Zealand

Yours is the first post in this thread I did read

Didn't read your Trump wall of text but if he wins I am joining the military because i will actually be proud to serve then.

Both of our countries are 'isolated' from the rest of the world, the only news people get around here is from our mainstream media, and the mainstream online media sites (Buzzfeed, AJ+, HuffintonPost)

The people in both of our nations don't do their own research, they take things at face value. In saying that, I have a few people on my kikebook that actually believe that blacks are being slaughtered on purpose by police over in the U.S.

>proud to serve a guy who let a queer faggot bitch Bruce Jenner use his washroom
Yeah no fuck off trump is sick in the head! If that was my hotel I would have a very strict no Faggot policy. I would publicly announce at one of my campaign rally's that homos should find a new country to live in like Mexico which made being a faggot legal 100 years before Canada did.

Wake up and prepare for the Hillary future.

yeah I just wanted to let all the autism out

You'd think with them being government backed and professional they'd at least take the scientific method of presenting journalism but no sweet shekels are more important

>they still print newspapers
Wha-whu-waat

Newspapers are free internet news isn't anymore they've all got pay walls.

>I will be watching the results like a fucking hawk at the pub or at home
Do it at home, you can celebrate to your liking without the butthurt libs heckling the TV for 3 hours.

get a job kek

When Trump wins I'll gladly go to my last exam of the semester with my MAGA hat. Followed up by grabbing some alcohol and jamming 'America Fuck Yeah' for 8 hours straight at the mosque across the road.

google whats available from their articles and youll find it free somewhere else

>People have a different opinion than me
>THEY'RE WRONG! ITS THE JEW MEDIA! THEY LEARN EVERYTHING FROM BUZZFEED! THANK YOU POL FOR GIVING ME ALL THE INFORMATION I WANT

You're fucking stupid dude

Still cost more than the free newspaper cuz I gotta pay for hydro for the computer

i plan to spend november the 8th on Cred Forums with my best friends

Thanks that my birthday

If it makes you feel any better, my office in downtown Wellington is full of Trump supporting libertarians, Natsocs and the general redpilled. We're all well aware of how rigged the game is.
We gathered round and watched Brexit on the tv. We expected it to fail, as the Skypes always win in the end. But it didn't fail. It passed, and that brought hope to us. No matter how hard the game is rigged, there's always that shred of hope that the tide is turning.
What uni you go to? And what do you study?
I'm also a student at VUW.

Happy birithday in advance fellow colonial

>VUW

Idiot spotted, if you're not at Auckland you may as well start packing grocery bags now

If Trump wins, all the redpilled in my office are taking the day off, celebrating with poker, whisky, cigars and jerky to remember how a cartoon frog and his repeating digits toppled the broken American system. And how a glorious man with a dream overcame not just one, but both political parties fighting against him.

Aucklander here, check out my Trump hat

If he wins the next day I will buy a box of .22LR and weep with joy that I'll be able to find it and afford it for the next 4 years. The last 8 years have been hard on my wallet.

I feel like I need this to be a social event though

I'm from Auckland. But I'm also in the military and got posted to Wellington for a few years. Thought I'd do myself some good and study while I'm at it.

I know how liberal VUW is. I've seen them inject course material with cancerous feminism. I see the Socialist student groups. I see the gay pride weeks. I see the Pasifika haos. I know how limp wristed lefty they are. But I also know I'm not dumb enough to fall for their crap.

I'll enjoy the butthurt in the medias and from leftists

> auckland
Enjoy beijing 2.0

I'll be watching CNN all day in my PJs and MAGA hat and downing beers all night, all while posting on Cred Forums.

If he wins? I'll proudly go out in my MAGA hat and savor all the fine liberal salt.

Not bad. How are the reactions?

I'm in crumblechurch doing some business and finance. Actually it's very generalised so I'm in a lot of interchangeable ones where everyone thinks they're a social commentator.

This is glorious

I'll be watching CNN all day in my PJs and MAGA hat and downing beers all night, all while posting on Cred Forums.

probably similar to what I'll do but I wont be posting just observing and commenting

>Media in this country is shit, what a surprise.
We have FOX News here
Don't you have anything like that on cable?

We get that and all the other big international news stations on Sky, but I'm referring exclusively to local news.

same here, ill just have finished school and im gonna get fucking plastered on the 8/9th, if he wins i might even take a train into sydney just to watch everyone cry

Isn't Melbourne more lefty than Sydney?

wayyyy more lefty but a trip to sydney for me will be way cheaper and easier if im smashed at the time.

> in the military and got posted to Wellington for a few years
>Trentham

POGUE POGUE POGUE CHUR THE 1R

>having a valid opinion
>doing absolutely no research and believing what the MSM tells you to believe

Pick one, cuck.

I just hope that someone will interview cucks like Sarah Silvermen, Luis CK, and all of the actors who did that recent Trump smear youtube video and ask them how it feels to be proved retards who's opinions don't matter?

Seriously, these people who compared Trump to hitler for months need to be put in their fucking place

Set up the H2S generators at victory rallies

SOURCE! Pls ive been looking for this hat everywhere

>these people who compared trump to hitler for months need to be put in their place

Yeah the fucking gas chambers.