What if jesus was black?

What if jesus was white senpai?

He wasn't black as in African American.

He was dark skinned, Middle Eastern man.

hohohohooooo

jesus wasn't black , he was mexican

Jesus was a shitskin

water into malt liquor
disciples are now called "chilluns"
lots of loud, obnoxious complaining during the crucifixion
turn the other fleek
jews would be demanding reparations
whiteys would rewrite history to make him a cracker

Would have been shot by the Romans for stealing loaves and fishes.

he wasn't that's just some more revisionist bullshit

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WE WUZ JEWS N SHEET

why are the tribes based on current nations?

NO, JESUS WAS BLONDE WITH BLU EYES.

i am black

is that true, that blacks dont like to swim?

it is true

better question, what if muhammad was a faggot?

Then he would've taken coveting your neighbors possessions and wife off of the Ten Commandments.

Guys guys! Jesus.... was jewish.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

youtube.com/watch?v=IdmuEMhqA2A

why?

I hate when black people appropriate white people stuff, why can't they create their own shit ?

They prefer climbing trees.

too busy raping white women

They are dense af.

You cheeky monkey

we would hang bananas up on our walls and pray to bananas.
our prayer would be: oogah oogah!

Then we'd know the kikes are lying and blacks are real Jews

Checkmate, Sabbatists

>Jesus
>was a JEW
>and a nigger
YO HOL UP YA'LL HOL UP, SO YOU BE SAYIN IZ WE WUZ JOOISH KANGZ N SHEII?

BLM KILL DEM DIRTEE JOOZ

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then he'd be crucified for attacking romans and his final words would be for other niggers to loot and riot.

Jesus didn't steal pies, Wooly...

Can't be, Christianity is too successful.

So they enslaved them selves?