Aus Fags: why do you hate Melbournians?

Melbourne owns the best sport under the sun (AFL), is a city with actual shit to do (Sydney is literal garbage) and never gets struck by floods, earthquakes, etc.
y'all are just salty.

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Sydney and Melbourne are just as bad as each other, the only difference is that Melbourne has more lefty fags and Sydney has fucking awful traffic 24/7.

and inb4 the "we're all communists" comments with no proof to promulgate it.

>Socialist Alternative
>Greens
>unimel

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Melbourne has more jews than any other major city in australia

You people own an entire continent but you only felt like building two goddamn cities on the whole thing. You should ask Mel Gibson to make you another one or something.

>the "GAY"FL meme became real in our lifetimes
o i am laffin

No one likes leftists, Melbourne has lots of leftists
who can guess??

You know the old timers call a vagina a map of tassie because of how it looks on the map. Well, if we use that analogy bass straight is the gooch and Melbourne is the asshole. Hobsons bay is the toilet bowl and the muddy water of the Yarra is the shit streaming out of your city

Northern suburbs, feels good man. The only time I ever see obnoxious lefties en mass is on swanston and around Melb Uni. And the faggots who attend BLM/abo/safe schools rallies but that's just funny. The city is beautiful and vic has nice parks and passable beaches. Dandenong ranges. Healthy, polite populations of Asians and Poos, and mudshits are mostly sequestered in shitty suburbs.

Infrastructure isn't exactly ideal, and wageslaves have a hard time driving to the CBD, property is a little pricey but who cares? Slight drawbacks. The criticism I see here is all hype. I wouldn't live in Sydney if someone payed me

paid

You wankers cant even win an NRL grand final

Northern suburbs, how are the Arabs treatin' ya?

I live in Sydney. I enjoy both cities. Sydney kinda wins due to having much better weather and beaches.

>RMIT
>every school day i have to say no to 10 SJW's naggers demanding I vote for their leftie student union representatives as i walk through building 8.
>cross at the lights past the (((gender neutral))) toilets marked in bright green
>carlton library hallways plastered with microagression and lad shaming propaganda.
>mfw were reaching levels of cuckery that shouldnt even be possible

we only tell the rest of the world about those two cities so they attract all the faggots and allow the rest of the country to remain livable

Yeah the location is great but the people aren't

>RMIT
>Real Uni
Pick one

>regional Australia
>livable

Sydfag here, I don't hate Melbourne at all, I visit there regularly and like it. Learn to deal with the bantz.

>Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide, Hobart
>Regional Australia
Fuck you smoking?

You faggots should get off here and watch the Bolt report.

Because most of you Melbourne fucks are hipster faggots that jump on every bandwagon and are obsessed with modern pop culture. I've seen hipsters in all the major cities but Melbourne is by far the worst.

[spoiler]protip:we don't tell the faggots that already live in those cities about the good places either[/spoiler]

I live here and it's as bad as they tell you

Got 50 lashings for being a white cunt the other day

is it safe to walk through the melbourne cbd with a donald trump hat?

I seriously want to buy one, and maybe even a trump t-shirt just to add icing on the cake make my own pepe armband (hate symbol these days) and strut.
I don't think many in the general public would care, just SJW's, nu-males and feminazis

you are basically what would happen if someone took calgary and toronto and fused the absolute very worst most hated things about those already hated cuck cities

Im a fucking leaf and even i know how shitty melbourne is

Brisbane is ok for now...just shitloads of Koreans and Chinese, not too many SJW cunts, but then I've left uni already so idk...

who is on qanda tonight?

if you do it film a video

Why does Brisbane remind me of a warmer slightly smaller Vancouver?

How liberal is mel uni
I'll be attending it in a couple of years and want to know how cucked it is

Asians.

If we fused the two most hated things about those 2 cities, there would just be Canadians.

hope you enjoy strap-ons

Massive cuck. Expect to be the token 'friend' if you're not doing a stem degree. If you are you'll blend right in.

AFL is literally ultimate frisbee, Melbourne's full of degenerates, their beer is shit and they have protests and pride parades on all the time.

Also there's nothing to see in Melbourne and the trams are fucking crazy going all over the road.

>Melbourne owns the best sport under the sun (AFL)

AFL is a sport for a bunch of tall lanky skinny poofters to run around in tiny shorts jumping on eachother to score manpussy.

Also Melbourne is full of lebs and wogs and trams are for faggots. Victoria has been an indebted useless shithole since the Jeff Kennett days. QLD and WA carry this sesspool through it's miserable 3 seasons in a day life. And the smartest thing QLD could do is cut off the water and let Melbourne die.

Fuck the GayFL

>greens
>safe school

Melbourne sure is superior if you're a faggot. Which explains why OP prefers Melbourne

Doing a bachelor of commerce
How fucked am I?

Cred Forums melbourne meetup when?

I think you'll have more luck on reddit, pooftah

Who /rmit tafe/ here

The only thing of "value" I can tell that Melbourne produces is endless reality shows on (((TV))) about faggots cooking. Or faggots renovating houses. Like every single show has lebs, gooks and at least one gay couple. It's degeneracy and bullshit.

>melbourne meetup
ahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

ill make cum brownies

r9k had a melbourne meetup, they even outdid Cred Forums

Newcastle Cred Forums meetup when?

Melbournes alright, plenty of mad cunts, just has a lot of Sydney types as well unfortunately. Still a legit city.

I honestly forgot that place existed.

Don't do it. /o/ had an ausfag meetup and a car caught fire. Unfortunately the owner survived

The faggots that like Melbourne are also the same type of masochist cucks that like to say things like:

>I just love hearing the sound of drunk people walking up and down my street in the middle of the night and talking in front of my apartment, it's so calming knowing that I live in such a lively and exciting community

Perth meet up when?

Isn't qld broke? We have more than enough water faggot from the land of queens.

me

Nothing degenerate about the chink and maori infested shithole of the gold coast then?

Brisbane shits on Melbourne. Sinking Milton Mangoes by the Brown Snake destroys any of the homoshit that goes on in both Gay Sydney and Communist Melbourne.

nice what you doing lad

God Emperor Bolt

BA shh

Seconded
I live south of the river btw.

Because I have lived in NQ and I am currently living in Melbourne and the amount of SJW cuckery and beta maleness down here is completely off the chart.

My current boss and I will talk about fishing and what not on the weekends and every time some little faggot will cry about how we are killing fish and that we should be vegan.

The only redeeming feature is the top quality food down here and some quality beers, apart from that this place should be glassed.

Work in burswood. Live 6000. Hit me up

[email protected]

I've done Surveying before this year, switched to accounting now but next year I am switching to IT...

As long as I don't end up in the swan.
Will have to wait about a week though, doing exams atm.

/rmit undergrad/ here. Engineering is pretty good, pretty much no lefties in class is always a positive thing.

>chink and maori infested shithole of the Gold Coast
Sure if you're in southport

Gold Coast is one of the whitest major cities left mate and there's nothing wrong with Maoris. While they do play up in school they sort themselves out when they get a job and are less degenerate than the stupid Std infected whites that go out clubbing every weekend.

whats swanbourne like?

No worries. I work full time. Send me an email thoFor the rich but nice beachfront suburb

Melbourne is just lefty cuckville. This is a politics board you fucking retard, not the idiotball board.

Christ, are people even trying with the bait posts anymore?

>unironically electing the greens
You deserve to be culturally enriched.

Only 50? I ordered a flat white coffee the other day and had to pay the abos a weeks salary while apologizing and getting 90 lashes because i was being racist.

Yesh yesh rural Australia is unliveable. Please stay away forever and let us live in this horrible inescapable agony whilst we can only ever dream of moving to such progressive places like the cities.

Who's /theshire/ here? Sydney rrrr

A 5 minute walk into Brunswick is all the proof that is required.

He clearly wants to complete the transition from mouthpiece to leader, whens he going to do it?

Nigga you got nothing on deakin.

We literally, no shit have 'cultural enrichment' day every day, stinky arab food and pride marches and BLM and ALL THAT SHIT made it all the way across the ocean to this fucking uni.

Fuck everything

Trumps election I reckon

>unironically enjoying GAYFL

There's a reason that AFL is not played or watched by anyone outside of Australia.. it's fucking shit mate.

Man I used to hate Bolt so much even 3-4 years ago but he's actually 100% correct on some issues

Who /radelaide/ here?

who here inner west and cultured as fuck? sydney whoop

Woah, you finally have power!

Used to live there 2006-2010. Good times. Wonder what petersham is like now.

Full of gooks

Meet me in the Comfort Station in Frankston

my mum grew up in petersham she says its changed heaps, but I don't think it has much in the last few years. House prices rising is probably the only difference.

hipster faggot detected. (psst, the only people outside of victoria that give a shit about catch-the-wobby-egg are probably about 20 abos somewhere in buttfuck nowhere NT)

I moved from Rad to Melb. I sure love having an economy now. I can actually get jobs. And I sold my Ford Falcon.

See

I agree
I've been here for 6 years now.
The hipster/sjw/cuck city/enriched shit is just a meme.

Melbourne is the best

be there in 20 I'm coming from mornington

>The hipster/sjw/cuck city/enriched shit is just a meme.
of my sample size of 3 all the melbournians I know are sjw / cucks.
also you elected the greens.


not fooling anyone desu.

not in their but what the fuck are you doing on pol cunt, shoudnt you be partying right now cunt?

>engineering graduate
>applying for jobs in Melbourne
I sometimes wish they'd just write it on the applications "no white males," that way I can just apply for everything else but whoops, that's actually every job so there is nothing else.

Seriously, please nuke Melbourne. I wish for nothing but a sudden, painless death that's not self caused. Suicide is cowardly.

Only place I live in Sydney was the Northern Beaches, for ten years at that. The only good thing about the NB was the actual beaches, the people are awful. It should be used for nuclear testing.

yeah wtf why is STEM so cucked now adays, at I'm currently at USYD doing computer science and the IT society have a newsletter with a diversity column and they have shit for women and trannies etc all the time but they never advertise for anything else. Other than that the IT

the beaches are so nice up north. can't wait for the weather to get better.

why where did my post go,

anyway the it society is pretty based but it goes to show how cucked the industry is, and we're always told that we have it better than anyone else. such bullshit.

It's deliberate.

It comes from two beliefs, that technology is a little too ahead and that in the future it'll be the most common job, since drones/AI replaces most other things. The idea is you make it really easy to get a STEM job right now, completely crash the standards with diversity policies and in the future "marginalised" people won't feel dissuaded from taking STEM jobs. The only people missing out are at the bottom of the oppression hierarchy.

Unfortunately, this just means a crazy load of people in Asia pretend to be living in Australia and then apply for jobs here. I did a video for NEC and most applicants were Asian of some kind. Some of them were literally unintelligible.

Where?

thats fucked, and its so true.

Speaking of Asians, I had a quiz for an electrical engineering class a few weeks ago, and it was one of those multiple choice answer sheets where you had to fill in your name and it took all the international students 15 minutes to work out how to fill in their name,

oh jeremy hows it going lol

Smash up the cambo for some newy burgers!!! when?

Griffen, that you?

Fuck I thought we had in bad at monash. Halal food advertisements and anti-Hanson posters everywhere (not sure what use those have in Vic but virtue signalling has no bounds i guess)

Jimmmayyyyy

Finally someone got it. Good times

Everything west of the mountains is like death valley though.

Liberal cuckery is at an all time high, I went to an inner city school in Melbs and the amount of died hair, undercut having "check your privilege" white girls who wouldn't know what oppression was if I gassed them with it is insane....
We have good drugs tho

Join the /dat/ discord chat m8

adelaide hills look like western europe mate

Hahndorf is nice.

best sport under the sun? but there is no sun in melbourne, shittest weather ever...

I've been there for months lad

Oh fug, who dis

Not an ozzy, but I hate Melbourne fags because they're a bunch of fagots

okay guys its time for the biggest question of current aussie politics

hilltop hoods or kerser?

Where the fuck is the Q and A thread lads?

I'm an anonymous shitposter commonly found highposting at 3am

Hilltop hoods. They are actually good while kerser is for derro 13 year olds

Bolt fucking redpilled me as a 14 year old and I didn't even know it.

My mandatory written piece on award winning stolen generation biography Rabbit Proof Fence led me to his dismissal of the whole thing as a marxist hoax when I was looking for references. "Displaced Rabbit Proof Fence star disgusted after visiting what would have been her native home. 'They slept in mud, treated their children like dogs.' These children were saved from a life of mistreatment." I presented it to the class in my rebuttal paragraph and didn't think nothing of it till recently.

Found the article is on the Bolt Blog and he even went into detail on which scenes ware fake with historical evidence like Questioning the Abbocaust.

Thank you based Bolt. Truly sent me on the right path.

Checked

Daylight savings here now. Have to wait 3 hrs to destroy my television in anger now aaaagh

Do they still have those microaggresison posters up somewhere? I remember one around March where a woman triggers a dindu barrista for ordering a "black" coffee with a whole paragraph on why this was wrong. I think I still have a photo of it on my old phone.

>tfw you forgot to pull down the last two Stop Pauline posters from the Building 8 lounge on the way home

I just like Bolt mainly as a coherent figurehead and mouthpiece for alternative views.

He is a smart man.someone on here linked a study he did on abo history and narrative, and I think the article you mention might be it. I think it was about their cannibalism and hidden behaviours which we only know as leg spearing for crimes or walkabout.

I remember hearing / reading but not sure from where that warring abo tribes would send one of their woman over to the other tribe and wait until she came back.
If she came back beaten and raped, the war would end. If she came back untouched, the conflict and sparring would continue between the two tribes.

I live in Melbourne
I swear I am the only non trans and non commie in the fucking state

isn't it always on at 9:30pm regardless of memelight savings?

Aus hip hop is degenerate coonery. Sean coonery.

There's a sign here in Perth on some bridge near the city centre that I see frequently when I take the train replacement buses, saying "Real Australians say welcome".

Makes me see red every time. I would rip it down but it's about 4-5m above a busy road.

And it's an American that lays down the truth.

Fuck Melbourne!

For those of you who don't know what AFL is, it's the gayest thing in existence. Imagine thousands of men having sex while ABBA plays. That is still a million times straighter than AFL.

Women tried out for AFL but they were too tough and were disqualified.

underrated

send more filapino whores over here

Which campus are you on? I haven't seen that shit in Waurn Ponds

>he watches '''''''''''''''''''rugby'''''''''''''''''''

Originally from Sydney,
Lebos used to attack me in Syd cause I'm a white male,
Faggots now attack me in Melbourne cause I'm a white male.
Honestly, preferred Sydney cause at least there wasn't as many backstabber two faced cunts there. If someone wanted to hurt you, they would stab you. Much more straight forward, and you don't have to question loyalties. I really hate Melbourne because of it's leftist people. Nearly everyone i know from Melbourne is a Lefty. Liberal or Labour, They are lefty regardless. I went to one party with the same age group which is 18 to 20. Everyone was an SJW. I consumed a bottle of rum, punched some cones and then tried to red pill everyone at the party while also telling them they are going to hell for being these genderqueer bullshit. Sadly they actually agreed with me some of them, the others just avoided me. Before you go "you must be fun at parties" Literally, there was girls running around with fake cocks saying how manly they were. I mean not dildos, but those fake cocks transexuals have. Honestly I regret going to that party. I think I may of caught aids from talking to half of the people there. The only good people I have met are some of the Indians, Asians, and people from other White countries. It's deplorable down here. Everyone who I consider close scoffs at the phrase "Melbourne is the most liveable city"
Also Beachside Melbournians, Where are all these black people coming from? Like large amounts are popping up in my area which was pure white until these niggas rocked up. They are drinking in the street and robbing people already. I do not envy Americans and their problem with these degereates. Albeit its not all blacks, just quite a few that have moved to my area and just start fucking shit up. Honestly this is why everyone hates black people.

>shit to do

I have "shit to do" at my home because I am not a drug addict that doesn't have a hobby or any skills.

I get home, I cook for myself, I clean, I work on my car, I sharpen my knives and clean my tools, I may work on a project or perhaps carve something, then I retire to tell people on the internet they are homosexuals and that they need to get a life.

Getting drunk in the proximity of other drug addicts does not make you important, nor useful, it makes you vain and fucking utilitarianly retarded

Ill say one thing more on this thread.
I work in government, not saying the sector or where. Sounds bullshit, believe me whether or not, I just want to warn all of you how fucked we really are. I work in areas which can effect the public. We are infested with them. The tumblirinas are throughout the government. I got this job and I nearly thought I was going to kill myself after I went to a whole staff meeting and they were educating us on gender neutral names, and things as such. I accidentally reacted by like a nervous cough, I got shamed by their eyes so fucking hard. I'm tossing up if I should stay and be a voice of reason in my sector or leave and get out the country. I never have felt more demasculated and demoralised from something but seeing how many of these crazy fucks get a say in how this country is run is extremely concerning. Cunts take up your ties and get a job within government because everyday these people are gaining more and more ground. It's not even a joke anymore, If you want a world for your children to be free, you will go against these degenerates .

im from melbourne and the swjness has become unbearable.its become the norm now. Im thinking of moving up to brisbane for the weather and chearper houses. andyone made the move?

should I vote for this cuck in the local election ?greens.org.au/candidate/vic/josh-fergeus

>tfw your friend's lefty parents move out of trendy new Williams Landing after the neighbourhood was repeatedly burglarised by Somalian gangs

In all fairness, I hardly leave my apartment and work from home so I have next to zero human interaction with the denizens of this city.

Probably for the best.

tfw melb uni
>Pakis fucking everywhere
>Somalians fucking everywhere
>Asians fucking everywhere
An Asian I know actually had the audacity to say "I think English is taking over" when we were having a conversation about language popularity in Melbourne. She says this when she lives in fucking BOX HILL.

I was so close to smashing her face in.

>Cunts take up your ties and get a job within government because everyday these people are gaining more and more ground. It's not even a joke anymore, If you want a world for your children to be free, you will go against these degenerates .
I plan to.

Based.

NatSoc/white revolution when?

Thank-you. It means more to me than anything that one day I find someone like myself. I feel like I am in 1984. It's horrid.

Who should I vote for, user?
vec.vic.gov.au/Elections/Files/WEB - Wyndham - Chaffey Ward-LF.pdf

It's a fucking Greens supporters shithole

t.Queenslander who supports Pauline Hanson

Soon. After next GFC.
Then people will relise that we are not the bad guys. White revolution couln't happen to many foreigners. Unite them under Australian flag however and we have a multinational anti banker force. They can't say we are racist then. I'm playing by the rules, trust if we play by their rules and bend them on themselve they cannot stop us. Goodluck and goodnight.

In before I get on a current affair.
"NAZIS HOW DID THEY DO IT?
HOOLIGANS ARE HELPING THEM IN YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY"

I know Milo isn't popular on here anymore, but did anyone see him on The Bolt Report? Andrew was chuckling like a prepubescent girl.

Fuck, has RMIT become that bad now? When I was at Carlton a couple of years ago, we didn't have to deal with SA; that was just confined to the city campus. I always made sure I teared down any SA poster I came across though.

I've done that a couple of times. You feel very self-conscious, but at most people just give you dirty looks.

Lad.

butthurt melbfags detected

>implying sydney isnt a shithole filled with muslims and tourists anyway

Is that Highpoint?

We will get there. If you read enough of the posts splattered about the place on here, you'll realise that we are actually onto something amongst all the kek and piss and shitposting. We are not fucking dumb, at least not anymore.

I've been voraciously watching and learning from the current hearings the national oversight committee is poleaxing (((corporate))) conglomerates hellbent on shareholder greed and political crimes.

Jason Chaffetz and Trey Gowdy in particular give me a hard on. This is what intelligence looks like and the will to power THROUGH TRUTH or at least the path journeyed to try to find it.

oversight.house.gov/

just look at that cool fuckin website, FUCK! why can't australia have anyhting like this? Our Royal Commissions are neutered ex-raciing greyhound flea-bitten mangy mutts in comparison.

Sister works for the Government in Melbourne, she is a mild lefty and even she tells me of these batshit insane managers with weird feminist complexes.

I recommend you stay and be a voice of reason, not a voice of opposition but a voice of logic and friendliness. Most feminists don't even know what they are talking about, they just go along with it. If a smart, strong and kind man comes in and becomes somebody to look up to then you will win over a fair amount.

If Melbourne is so bad, why is romper stomper based in Melb?

Nah, it's Pacific Werribee.

yep many jews and the rest is chinese.

It's set in Footscray; and Footscray is a fucking shithole. Anyway, do you really want to spend your life bashing chinks, buying Nazi stuff with your Centrelink payments and chilling outside Franco Cozzo?

I wonder how Hando would feel with the Sudanese coming in and taking over from the Vietnamese...

>he doesn't chill outside franco cozzo

Maybe the outer suburbs of Melbourne are alright because they are filled with workers or something that is similar to a middle class.

There are a few surrounding suburbs around the city which mirror the same tendencies as the suburbs (or whatever they are) around London.

Also, if you watch a footy match from Melbourne lately the matches are half empty. Were not pulling crowds like Adelaide and the West did this season.

Also, we are the Greens!

Based SA here. Picked up these two genderqueer Smelbourninan refugees hitchikers the other day, they were literal stereotypes. Two kids in their early 20's. The guy was some barrista faggot witha guitar and tats, and the girl was a dyed-hair nose-piercing job somewhat stocky didnt say much. Tehy was both on the way to a 'festival' in Perth.
Literally overwhelmed by the freedoms o this great state. Could not comprehend the low house prices. They was also going on about the 'diversity' of their suburbs, I shit you not. Put em straight on that one!
Fark. Fucking melbourne cunts.
Still better than any shitskins and chinks.

>asking if its highpoint
>no hijabs in the picture
Unaustralian.

this.

Don't come to rural Australia, promise you it's all red dirt and abos n Shit.

Has anyone mentioned Daniel Cuckrews yet? Surely he's one of the reasons why people dislike Victoria? I can't wait to vote that simp out in 2018.

There's no where to chill out the front of Franco cozzo, it faces right on to a road.

Go sit in the library down at Vic uni and sniff fumes all day.

In my Sydney Uni, I'm 1 of ~15 white guys in 3rd year accounting.

This. I like my big country town state, it's comfy. It helps living on a 99% white street as well.

Me neither!

He is such a piece of trash, defunded police and took away bail breach laws weakening the courts on apex and other crime from migrants.

Meanwhile he pushes 'progressive' drivel, he's basically Australia's Trudeau.

>Mfw hasguns and live in QLD

Feels fucking good. I hope all you normie scum rot in your 'superior' southern states.

No don't mention the abbos or all the libcucks will go there for the cultural enrichment

dont worry senpai im witchu

is footscray the worst suburb in melbourne? whats the best place to go to take the red pill?

You are a brave man

>You wankers cant even win an NRL grand final
We've won enough, give it to the Sharkies. They've got nothing else to live for

Yeh, but /r9k/ is full of cunts desperate for any attention. Even from other autistic sperglords.

>tfw wanna be hasguns
>tfw closest range is 2 hours inland in the fucking beaudesert
>tfw also a poorfag
Man, i just wanna get a nice SMLE and go shoot some paper but nah, the fuel cost alone to get to the range would put me under in a month

yeah mate not bad finished my cert II

What is a motrocycle

>What is a motrocycle
a good way to get yourself killed by a shitskin that can't drive