What should we do with North Sentinel Island, Cred Forums?
Untouched tribe of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands
kill all natives, annex it and call it the national socialism.
Send in the sentinels
They are already fucked
How do you think you will fare if you are stuck on a tiny island with stone age technology while a billion poo in loos are busy defecating and slowly poluting your waters
Their immune system will be totally different, they would just die out if they got any germs from the outside world. Let them hang on their little island until the sun dies out
Nothing. They are fucked. They inbreeded themselves into retardation and they are way too voilent to try to civilize.
The best thing to do is nothing and just wait for something to kill them off and then we can use the island. The thing we should not do is kill them ourselves as even though it arguably is a mercy killing it is something we can't take back and the implications are questionable for what it means for us.
They want to be left alone so leave them alone and let them die whenever it happens.
We should fuck with them. A global prank that everyone in the world could be in on except them. It'd be downright utilitarian.
Arrest them for trespassing on private property.
kill them ASAP before MTV starts telling us that they're the real europeans and that america owes them reparations
>they are way too voilent to try to civilize.
you mean they're niggers?
Didn't /k/ have a plan for this at one point?
rape
Anyone else think must have something real fucking neato on that island?
do welfare cargo drops of food and clothes
then after a couple generations stop
and record results with video drones
replace with polynesian masterace
It's not going to be long till it's nuked any way.
Send them some syrian refugees
lol no
they probably have about 500 recipes for mud cookies
Probably just one recipe for mud cookies actually. Do you really think that an island full of turboniggers can remember 500 of something?
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I dunno mang they're awful serious about keeping normies out.
Bet they got something real rare, if you know what I'm sayin'.
why are they always violent savages. why aren't there any peaceful tribes like the amish
hahaha that would be sooo wrong. LOL
Christ...they must all be inbred.
This.
Watermelon flavored menthol cigarettes?
there's prolly a wild herb that only grows there and cures all cancer
Jesus can you imagine the killing you'd make if you brought that shit to the U.S.?
>amish
>tribe
wat
low brain size and complexity. savages have no brains. pay attention, we've been over this.
Obviously they're protecting a seven billion ton solid gold idol.
Dinosaurs brah
They got cute little pet dinosaurs
this image slays me every fucking time. it says what we were all thinking when that hideous sheboon tried to present herself as a valuable thing that needed inclusion. There is rarely so much truth in such a hastily scrawled caricature.
GOD DAMN IT WHY DO THE SAVAGES GET ALL THE COOL STUFF
>like aids
Yes they're niggers.
They shoot arrows at helicopters that get too close.
somebody google maps and see if there's a big wooden fort and huge gorilla on the island
and zika
let's culturally enrich them by moving a bunch of arabs there
Looks like a good place for the Skypes.
Nothing, it's illegal to try and make contact with the North Sentinelese.
Besides they'll kill themselves off before long.
They're actually really far from Africans genetically
leave them alone desu
whom are they closest to?
they look cold, send them blankets.
Google cargo cults.
South Sentinelese
send the missionaries, they must know jesus in their hearts
How fucking terrifying.
But that's not an oven senpai.
Pretty sure we should do what we always do in this situation, bring them some 'civilisation' (aka genocide). It's for the best and they might have shinies.
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Guise
What if
WHAT IF
They actually detected that the world's largest oil reserve was beneath that island? And I'm talking 10x greater than Saudi Arabia, what would happen?
Fuck all leave them to it
Something about using a party as a decoy to get the indian navy away while another party go near the shores on small boat and start picking them off with mosin-nagants
>The best thing to do is nothing and just wait for something to kill them off
something... or someone?
Then murica loses another war trying to bring freedom to shitskins.
>"Hello, my name is (((Mr. Goldsteinowitz))), What do you nig- I mean, nice people know about real estate?"
I say we get some rifles and mini drones with cameras and explore it. We could become rich with some of the things these inbred negros have hoarded.
Why am I not surprised? Why not sell your drugs to them while you're at it?
Start psychological warfare experimentation.
Send things that really fuck with their minds.
Probably what alien life does to us.
These people don't even know how to light a fire. What could they have hoarded? Sunken boats and crab shells?
Oh shit! Someone just Poo in Loo'd
I would love to be come a dictator of that island.
Drop a glass coke bottle on the island
Gold, old architecture, weapons that they don't have the intellect to use, records and a new perspective of old events. It would be quite interesting and/or profitable.
>gods must be crazy
Good stuff.
why are there never any uncontacted white tribes?
Because we are genetically better and have much higher IQs, allowing us to craft civilisations.
i think Cred Forums should start one in siberian woods or something
BLEACH'EM
You forget Cred Forums needs Internet and peobably doesn't have the resilience to do that.
How about leaving them the fuck alone?
>we
>implying Cred Forums would do anything
Let them be, they are literally meaningless.
1) Buy the Kitty Hawk and the Enterprise (the CVN-65 not the NCC-1701)
2) Reequip with jets from Davis-Monthan AFB (or whatever other boneyard sells cheaper)
3) Invade...I mean Liberate and Civilize those noble savages
4) ¿¿profit??
>COLONIZATION 2.0
/k/ should invade it
Cred Forums should enslave it
Cred Forums should rape it
Send in drones to watch them...Have the drones play sex sounds.....
/pol is missing a trick here. The Sentinel denizens present an opportunity that could drive a stake through the heart of the Evil White Colonisers narrative.
We need to have discrete drone flybys along with numerous planted hidden and disguised cameras that record the day-to-day lives of these noble savages. When the weekly edited update shows the world: the brutal savagery of inter-tribal warfare; the banal regularity of rape, especially of children; the killing of infants to feed the strength of an older child - common Abo practice - and the complete retardedness in the face of simple problems long solved by Western Civilisation, naive liberals / BLM activists etc will see what their lives would have been like had the White Man not shared his intellectual bounty with them through contact and conquest. Death after death of favourite character will only drive the point home.
Paint ourselves black and sneak in and then live as xenophobic violent black island natives for the rest of our lives.
You give those retards too much credit, they're willfully ignorant not just naive.
diversify it with Islam
>find tribe of native blacks untouched and un oppressed by evil whites which held blacks back with slavery and colonialism
>turns out the tribe is naturally a bunch of uncivilised violent savages still stuck in the stone age
they need to be liberated from the patriarchy and bring some democracy and feminist values to their tribes.
Make the island a zoo a la Jurassic Park, but with googles.
Nothing, they are a great example of how niggers wouldent have evolved even if the white man left him alone.
Capture them. Drop them in New York. Make that into a reality show.
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Make a reality tv show
First few weeks you are introduced to the Sentinel tribe, and you see them go about their normal business with hidden cams all across the island.
After the third or fourth week, introduce a VERY predatory and invasive species mammal that thrives in the jungle that would threaten the tribe's way of life (Preferably lab-grown so that they are more killing machines than animals)
Watch whether this tribe comes together to eradicate them or break down.
his skin shouldn't be that dark
Do they ritually coat themselves with a layer of the abundant oil?
They have dank memes that haven't been seen by outsiders in millenia
You would only need one man in full body armor with a rifle to overtake that island.
if they were white, the globalist scum would send as much brown as possible. so i think the right thing to do would be to send some white people to colonize
There wouldn't be much to enslave after /k/ goes full 7.62x54R on those innocent noble kangz.
The plan is to not just take it but also keep it and expand the empire.
You mean like Detroit or Chicago?
Aight, we gotta sneak into the island and install cameras, or fly Dindu Drones (tm) around the island and make a reality TV series.
This is a golden opportunity.
I've actually wanted to do that for a long time but I didn't know there were so many like-minded lunatics... let's get this started, gibes me moneys and I'll start looking at logistics to film their shit 24/7
Make them watch all 7 star wars movies in release order.
The island people get to decide the definitive rankings.
One more First world problem solved by using third worlders.
I always wanted to see a "roadside picnic" like scenario. Drones or whatever dropping some random clutter on the island - bottles, pots, some tinfoil, cloth, basically just some random junk objects that are solutions to problems they are not yet able to comprehend. Then watch what they do with these artifacts
Airdrop a bunch of blankets covered in influenza and wait for them to all die out.
Then sneak onto the island and establish a secret White nation, only emerging from the woods every few years in blackface and grass skirts to make it look like the tribe is still there.