Why didn't Hitler have children?

Why didn't Hitler have children?

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only one testicle.

im guessing the chlorine gas done fucked up his reproductive system

because he was a kike.

He got shot in the balls or something

Too busy being the Führer

He was not an ordinary human, Hitler was an avatar of an eastern god.

He was immortal

Hitler was a coward. Contrary to what the textbooks say about his death... him, his wife, and a large pack of Nazi officials fled Berlin and left the Germans for dead in the hands of USSR troops.

In a public FBI report, Hitler was found in Argentina but they could not do anything about the Nazi's influence in the country.

Right now the Nazis are the Jesuits. They have the highest authority in Vatican since the Pope is a Jesuit himself. The Pope is a distant relative of Adolf Hitler.

Probably the same reason Christ didn't.

He did. Shipped em off so the jews couldn't use their witchcraft on em.
Infact theres a whole family of em alive and doing quite well...

Afterall, a name is but letters and sound.

Hitler's kids are in Argentina right now

Hitler was no ordinary human being. His impact on the world was above just having a child to be your legacy.

His plan was to change the world, for the better for his people.

Hitler successfully made his kids flee and they are still out there, but that's not what the reptilians want you to believe.

>Why didn't Hitler have children?

We're his children.

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He did and they've formed a pact never to pass his genes on because they are full of shame.

They are honestly a perfect picture of Germany. Defeated, destroyed, cucked, and mastered.

Because he knew he was just another disgusting self hating beedy eyed anglo and it would be better not to pass on his degenerate genes. Anything to help the Aryans

Damn, you can tell the person who made that is smart because of how professionally they put together the information.

>no sources
>4 different types of text
>wall of text

Damn I wonder if the trillion dollar advertising industry knows about this genius, maybe they should get him on board to make their graphic designs.

And then John was a zombie.

Because he was saving himself for Eva. Plus by the time he got into power and had some sort of stability, he was already an old man. He probably didn't want to expose a potential future family to all the shit going on leading up to and during the war.

>Why didn't Hitler have children?
Because he was an autistic proto-user

Probably because he preferred other people's children dying in his conquests, and I doubt he was planning to stop any time soon.

Welcome to the thread. How does it feel that once the foreign aid runs out you won't have an economy nor a military to speak of?

He made a girl pregnant when he was a soldier during WW1, this child was called Jean-Marie Loret en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Marie_Loret

>mfw I've never heard about that before
Fuck, and he looks a lot like him too

he did, im his grandson

Your "foreign aid" is literally small change compared to our national budget. The main reason it exists is to generate profits for your military-industrial complex when we spend burger tax shekels on their kebab removal gear. Don't be so salty. We don't get to vote on where your tax shekels go, greatest ally.

He didn't marry, because he felt being single helped his public appearance with German women

Here is a pic of the child

Kek, I wasn't aware Israelis actually believed their own propaganda

Without the US Israel would be fucking toast

Go ahead and believe what you want

Yeah it figures Canadian shitheads would spread die info like this.

those are his nephews
they live in the US by the way

Hitler didn't have children because that would've interfered with his myth he cultivated deliberately

kek Germany does this too

developmental aid are literally subventions here. Subventions the general public should rather not pay attention to

>facts i can't address are propaganda
Okay then.

>Without the US Israel would be fucking toast
Yes, but your main contribution is in using your political leverage to prevent international sanctions against us, not in giving us a few shekels.

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Wow she looks jewish!

He was impotent and insane. Likely a homosexual too

You're a fucking retard. Don't post until you've got some actual empirism.

>mfw her nose covers her philtrum

Two wartime reports by the Allies attempted to analyze Hitler psychologically. Walter C. Langer's 1943 report for the American Office of Strategic Services (OSS) describes Hitler as having repressed homosexual tendencies and opined that he was an impotent coprophile. Psychologist Henry Murray wrote a separate psychoanalytical report for the OSS in 1943 that drew similar conclusions.

well he was probably too busy playing with that alsatian....

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because he's a MGTOW betacuck ?

Yeah, okay

Which is?

He's right goyim, it says so right here in this historical document written by the esteemed Moshe Goldbergowitz.

that's it, no more youtube conspiracy theories for you little user

Good goy

nice pixels on the nose there mr beady eyes

Why are Jewish surnames rare earth metals?

Fucking leaf

Why don't you?

Einen Hoden.

kek

Because Hitler was a jewish jew

telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/7961211/Hitler-had-Jewish-and-African-roots-DNA-tests-show.html

Same reason why he couldn't marry.

He was seen very attractive by german women, him being a bachelor would have made him less popular toward women.

Also, he probably died before he could have some.

But there is a rumor he got a kid with a belgian woman in Yppres during WW1.

Hitler had ~80.000.000 children.

The best answer ITT. Sieg Heil !

Nah, the best answer is:

>>Hitler was a jewish jew
telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/7961211/Hitler-had-Jewish-and-African-roots-DNA-tests-show.html

See

Waste of trips.

Also 100k Jews fought in Hitler's army. Even the SS had Jews, and some high ranking officers were Jewish as well.

Stormfags ruin everything with their memes.

This is nonsense, much like reports that he had one testicle

Jewish lies to smear him. This is the kind of sick shit they dream up

Part of his public image is that of an available man.
Der Führer could've gotten mad puss.

he had a micropenis + jewess fetish so you can wonder why nobody wanted to fuck him

That's not Eva Braun. That's a different woman who was a close friend of Hitler's but never involved with him romantically. IIRC she's still alive.

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Did you know that Hitler was a Jewish Jew?

you should strongly consider ending yourself.

That popes name? Albert Einstein

>> Communists kicked Hitler asses
>> USA kicked Hitler asses
>> France kicked Hitler asses

Hitler was a loser.
We'll kick alt-right asses as we kicked fascism ou of europe.

You, damn alt-rightards, you're going to reeducation camps.

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Seems like he wasted his younger years raping his cousin instead of procreating.

Yep, you're right: Hitler lose the war.
He's a loser.

That's probably what make Donald Trump a nazi: he's a loser too, and we're going to kick his ass too.

Hitler was so many things. It's like there was a 70 years old smearing campaign to make sure nobody rises up against banking elite (aka international jewery) once again.

STOP JOKING ABOUT NAZIS!!!

My Grandpa died it one of those Concentration Camps. It was terrible! He fell from a Watchtower.

He lost the war.
Do you get it ?

We kicked his ass. So we'll do with your ass.
Far right are just WEAK. It's a piece of cake to kick them.

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>>>/reddit/

kek I was just listening to youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

The toilet paper is facing the wrong direction.

>Europe lost the war.
I know. Will it lose the next one though ?

Infertile microdick

I hate krauts, but since he was burned to a crisp (supposedly!) what fucking DNA test did they performed? lol

Hitler was a clever guy but he was an idiot when it came to war. They way the German chain of command was set up and his obsession with devoting resources to Inefficient weapons of war destroyed Germany.

He was a bigger road block for the very capable german generals than the allies were.

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Because he had an above average IQ.

Hitler didn't have children because he wanted to show Germany and the German people that he was devoted to being their Führer and not toiling in non-nationalist Germany stuff

He was a dedicated man

what the hell man, stop watching yt videos

He is right about one thing though. Hitler was a coward. He told his people he would stay with them and fight to the last drop of blood but he was scared that he would get raped and mutilated like mussolini so he killed himself and left his officers to deal with the defense of Berlin.

>Hitler was a coward.
Hitler was messenger in WW1 (one of the role with the most mortality) and got 2 iron crosses and was injured twice and came back (not the second time he was injured because germany surrendered).
He was far from being a coward.

He killed himself because being taken by russians and being humiliated would have been the final blow for national socialism ideology. He did it because it was the least bad thing to do for the movement.

So, let's all remember how the jews and the blacks from USA, and the communists from USSR, kicked the ass of NAZIs in the 40's.

This will happen each time the far right will try to raise.

Well he was a liar then. Never stuck to his words.

>Infertile microdick

Children would have been targets for a dictator who led a war.

So, the far right are a bunch of losers.
In the 20th, they get crushed by the Jews, the Blacks, the Commies, and so on...

Soon, alt-right trolls in USA and in EUrope are going to be massively jailed.

In hes own words, because he was a great man in Germany.
If he had Children there would come great social pressure that they have to achieve the same great feats he had done.
Because they are hes Children and people would expect a lot of them.

This pressure would drive them insane.
Or degenerate them.

Which happened to a lot of children, of great men.
Like Ghandi's son became a male prostitute.

I'm sure there are a lot of examples in history and today, like rich Children becoming drug addicts because they are failures compared to their dad.

>In hes own words, because he was a great man in Germany.
No.
He lose the war, and he ruined Germany.

Stalin was a great man so was Mao, where they the nicest people?

No, but you try being a corporal in the trenches of ww1 and end up Being the Fürher of Germany and save it from the economic disaster that the Weimar republic was.

These are great feats undeniably.

The word you're looking for is "empiricism," ice kraut.

Because he couldn't produce sperm

I'm just telling you Hitler was a loser, he lost the war, he lost against Jews, Blacks, and commies.

Guess what? Alt-right is loser too. We're going to burst you.

Where do you see me promoting alt-right?
I'm just quoting history.

And i'm sure by shit posting on Cred Forums and attacking any one, is really going to help your cause.

>quoting
I'm quoting History too.
Hitler lose the war.
THis time, we'll jail all the alt-right before they take the power.

Donald The Trump just warned everybody that time for a new McCarthy has come. Alt-right are the new russian spies.

He had Jean-Marie Loret who also has living children and grandchildren.

>Jailing people for their believes
Where did i heard that again, from school and the media?
Ah yes Fascists.

>Ah yes Fascists.

No, that what did Frenches when they build democracy.
That also what did US revolutionaries when they build democracy.

When you want to renew democracy, to make it closer from people, you should first kill all the reactionary forces.

That's history.

Doesn't that make you a reactionary?
You know Germany is a "Democracy", you don't agree so you want to renew or adapt it.

So they just take you and jail you.
Nice world you want to live in hombre.

He did, you just don't know about it.
>I unironically believe in the lolocaust

>Doesn't that make you a reactionary?
No, that make me a progressive revolutionary.
Napoleon bring Democracy to Germany with kind of Proletarian Dictatorship.

>No, that make me a progressive revolutionary.
HAHAHA you fool.
I hope you where baiting me or trolling for your own sake.

You don't get it. You should open some History book, and check that Democracy has been build on the blood of reactionary forces.

>be hitler
>the entire world is after you
>you have a choice with 2 options:
>get captured and tortured untill all eternity by the soviets
>kill yourself quickly

You would've taken the suicide option in a heartbeat, nigger. Hitler knew they weren't out there to kill him, but brutally punch him all information they could get out of him.

>coward
>won two Iron Crosses
>was a message runner which was one of the deadliest jobs in one of the deadliest wars of all time

You can call him a lot of things but you can't call him a coward.

Hitler was a loser.

>he wanted to be seen as a bachelor in public eye as this would help this image as a dedicated fuhrer and desirable male, having children would ruin that and cramp his style.
>he was narcissistic; he believed that any children he had would never be able to live up to him and his genius, so he thought it better not to have them at all.

He only had one big ball (He lost the other in WW1 - Johan Jambor ) and be preferred asexually touching little blonde haired boys, stroking them on the cheek, shit like that. Reminded him of his time as a.rent boy in vienna when he gobbled cock so he could purchase painbrushes. O the happy memories he must have had of his boyfriend Kubizek when the shacked up together and word as rough trade for rent and contacting VD from a rotting jewish cock he sucked for reichmarks.

No wonder he was such an angry little runt of a man who only married Eva when he knew he could shoot himself before she found out he could not get it up .


Shame Patton did not get to run him over with a tank really,

O well.

I think he said something like: "The problem with a genius' children is that they're idiots"

As a good goy, I should believe you. But I'm a bad goy, so I don't believe you.

Chlorine gas was used in WW1 you fucking dumbass.

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saved!

Now I need to make or err borrow another unused account here hehe

you can't censor this here kek, we got free speech I regret only the typo there. it brought many keks.

How stupid can people be lol "Jesus Hitler"
>you can't translate this joke

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JESUS HITLER
>JESUS HITLER
Hitler Jesus
Jesus Hitlus

Guess you got to be börkbörk

bamp

My grandfather fought his all through the war though, but that we would do to anyone who came for our fisk. Cuz it's our fisk