TRUMP GENERAL: REAL SHITPOSTING HOURS EDITION

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>mfw #ImwithKer is trending

Nate Chrome-plate says that as of now, this is a possible outcome for the election.

What happens if this happens?

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really close to lads

Goes to the house of representatives where Trump is elected.

Trump is elected by the whatever it is that has a republican majority?

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Uh guys
I just found out the name pepe is short for the father of Jesus Christ
Is this true?

jesus what a creep. why didn't she just block him?

Real thread theme

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yeah this is the brief period when the paid shills pass out at their desks from exhaustion

it's the only time we can ever really talk

I wouldn't count on the cuckservatives to do that though.

youtube.com/watch?v=KkuKjqwYS_0

The House of Representatives votes on President of the three top electoral vote getters and subsequently elects Trump since the House is Republican controlled.

Trump DISGUSTS me. He needs to lose in a landslide for the sake of humanity.

AWOO

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then we get a RINO cuck

Drumpf

Could you imagine the fallout on any Republican Representative who votes for Hillary?

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So is the recent LA times poll Republican or Democrat weighted? I lost track

It's possible but unlikely. CO is swinging in Trump's favor and that means it's his.

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No, this is
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we should ruin anyone who betrays us

>Nate Shitstain

discarded. Mr. Aleppo I like the former mexican pres ain't winning shit, the dems are having him self destruct, which seems to be the only thing he's good at.

I don't think they would give a shit, might start a civil war though

who the fuck is that autistic faggot and is "persuader" the new CTR meme?

>tfw tried and failed with Ryan and McCain
Hopefully Prebuis keeps them all in line.

>thread theme
>not shadilay

kys

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DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

>DARE!
>DARE TO BELIEVE ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE!
>DARE TO BELIEVE OPTIMUS IS FUUUUUCKED!
>DARE!
>DARE TO KEEP A TEN YEAR OLD BOY ALIIIIVE!
>FISHING WITH HIM IS JUST THE BEEEEST

Trump is not going to win Florida

Representatives are up for reelection every 2 years. No way they'd risk their career to vote for Hillary. Certainly no way enough do it to get Hillary elected.

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>with all her millions, she still can't pay enough retards to shill for her.
>getting BTFO by people across the world that do it for free.
She's going to to lose so bad.

>First republican ever to be ahead in early voting

There's a million reasons he's winning FL

youtube.com/watch?v=4Xkj1cMWZkE

Did someone say...

Jeb! SURGE?

******* HOLY SHIT NEW POLL!!!!! *******
Clinton 0%
Trump 0%
Jeb 100%

ITS OVER DRUMPF IS FINISHED

youtube.com/watch?v=jHLdYuzXqPI

Miami-Dade 2012 Final
Romney: 333k (37.87%)
Obama: 541k (61.58%)

Miami-Dade 2016/10/02 Early Voting Ballot Requests
R: 100k (38.24%)
D: 106k (40.46%
I+NP: 56k (21.25%)

PPD 10/01 Poll Independent Demographic Breakdown
Clinton: 26%
Trump: 44%
Aleppo: 21%
Stein: 3%

Similar numbers for Hillsborough and Pinellas

Clinton is getting fucked in the major counties that Obama won in 2012

countyballotfiles.elections.myflorida.com/FVRSCountyBallotReports/AbsenteeEarlyVotingReports/PublicStats
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election_in_Florida,_2012#By_county
peoplespunditdaily.com/latest-polls/election-2016/us-presidential-election-daily-tracking-poll/

Who else /morning joe/ in a few hours?

Will JoeisJoe un-disavow and come home?

This was the first movie that made me cry.

Optimus prime dies

Normies are the worst. Even their """sense of humor""" is loaded with desperate virtue signalling.

He's winning Florida, Ahmed. It's not even a swing state any more - it's solid red.

BUT SHE IS OUR MEME QUEEN

The REAL thread theme from our guy

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Thanks a lot, asshole.

Not Based French bro's being based

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>25% is enough to win a state
And this asshole is supposed to be some savant whizkid?

You sign up yet?

Spoilers from 1986

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o fug my turdelss

...somebody paid for this, jesus

>giving a murderer your shekels

MSM over here is giving our guy shit over his taxes.

Florida user here. I've seen countless pro Trump and anti Hillary bumper stickers. The only time I see any Clinton supporters is when I drive past a cemetery.

Oh shit!
Jeb! Surge!
Slow and Steady wins.

Taking all bets:
Will Joe SLAAAAAAM Trump over following tax codes?

Is New Mexico really undecided? I thought it was an easy Clinton win.

FEV is a hell of a drug, man

>swore nofap until the election day
>barely 48 hours in and already have come to realize how much of my day was spent with my hand down my pants
>eating fruit, working out, reading books, just trying to get my mind off sex
When this election is over, I will stroke the stroke of gods.

Tea tax

>liberals are bad with other peoples money
Guarantee you 5 million was allotted for that and after diversity hires and kickbacks there was 10,000 max for the actual clip

I still can't tell if it was sabotage or not.

Ahhh The Rhodesian National Anthem
youtu.be/8xxKsjU5Q3A

THE MADMAN

Gary Johnson was the governor for 8 years. As Clinton becomes less popular, Democrats are just voting for him instead.

How is the absentee ballots looking in the individual counties? Even if Trump gets the record number of votes in the more rural counties, if Clinton wins the heavily populated areas in a landslide, Trump might still lose.

I want to see a whole rally like this.

It's still america, buddy.

Florida user here. I saw at least 10 Trump signs yesterday. Both yard signs and bumper stickers. I've never seen a single Bernie or Hillary sign. A few Hillary For Prison ones though.

There's no breakdown yet, but the totals look very good for him so far.

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I dunno, if Texans voted for a fucking Canadian I wouldn't discount the retardation of home state advantage.

Her memes a shit. Think she fired these newfags yet?
I don't need to sign up, they get more out of me already.

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NCanon here. I've been looking for Hillary signs for months. I thought I saw one a few days ago, but it turned out to be a "Hillary for Prison" sign.

No. I only watch F&F.

You fucking plebs who keep raging at MJ for no reason keep missing out.

Miami-Dade has already been posted in this thread. Dems have a tiny lead there....which is horrible news for Clinton

She's only leading by 4 points in NM. Johnson is really bleeding support from her there.

That would really be great, a third party winning a state.

Not for long gringo

Also, Trump will flip Colorado. It's happening!

You do know what MoE stands for, right?

politico.com/story/2016/09/hillary-clinton-florida-black-voters-228822

Honestly, where I live in Virginia, I'm starting to see a lot of trump bumper stickers and signs. I have not, as of this point, seen a single Clinton sticker, sign, or even met anybody willing to publicly admit that they're "with her". I feel like she's going to bomb this election hard. Whatever base she does have sure doesn't seem proud to support her.

>drumpfkins

>percentage within the MoE
>Polls indicitave of turnout

Enthusiasm will win this election just like Brexit. It's one thing to get a phonecall and say "Sure, Hillary I guess", it's another to get up early in the morning, haul your ass to the voting block and waiting in line for god knows how long in the November weather to vote.

>Polls which represents a hypothetical determined by the parameters set by the pollsters represents reality more accurately than actual early voting ballots statistics

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Early ballots overwhelmingly are showing Trump with a huge advantage in Florida. This poll is horrible.

>millenials

I ain't letting you tempt me Seppo.

Holy fucking god.

yeah, that ass

Based

have this song/speech

youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk

>this is a real person

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Do things like your pic exist in places like Warsaw or Krakow?

>Beethoven
pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=rNeirjA65Dk

What the fuck is that?

Literally perfect. Just the right amount of thicc.

Imagine being a Hilary fan, every one of her days is an "off" day.

no, otherwise they would get a beating if they went outside

>tfw you see Toyota Prius' decked out in Clinton shit on the daily in Cuckfornia and never seen a single Trump sign or sticker

mfw

Bunch of slack jawed faggots in here
Spoiler that shit damn it!

Well, it's an actress paid to act a certain way focus testers told her to act. So this is a character the Clinton campaign genuinely thought would be appealing or relatable to younger people.

A spray bottle with brake fluid will fix that

Do you have more?

I'm not a nihilist. I can't imagine myself as nothing.

K be there soon

I live in a little neighborhhod of one dozen bungalows, I'm obviously MAGA and I have one neighbor who has a trump bumper sticker, there's another trump sign up the street

aside from that I've only seen a handful of trump signs anywhere in socal

What we really need to do is meme these idiots into oblivion. Its the current year and everyone should be sick of this weakness. I date stronger women than pic related.

DELETE THIS

>Flag
>1775

Soon.

Guys a friend of mine just returned from a roadtrip through the US and he told me that the first sign he saw (In Oregon) was a "Hillary for prison" sign and he only saw Trump signs on his way from Oregon to New England

Trump's gonna win this right?

Obviously it's a completely different beast but in my state's governor elections the guy who actually won was always third in the polls, every single poll, and the tv was filled with commercials for the other two candidates, and in election day there was a huge turnout for the third guy, and he won like 49% against 25% and 24%

And the difference was the damn bumper stickers, you saw absolutely everyone, even a lot of taxis who usually support the ruling party with bumper stickers of that guy. He was alao an "anti-establishment" loud-mouthed beast which the press tried effortlessly to make fall.

I believe that will happen with you guys, people will get out and vote for Trump.

Oh, (((focus testers))) were responsible for this. For a second I thought this was one person's mistake and not an entire room of them paid to do exactly this.

Early voting means nothing come election day. He is tanking in the urban centres. Many rural people vote early in Florida because it's hard to go to the polls on election day. Just like McCain in '08, he'll win more districts but still lose the state

Johnson could probably win NM, its in the realm of possibility.

Same experience from Texas to California.
It's over.

Here is another example, but during this election. How can they fuck up this badly?

how soon after the election are the results usually in? one day? i'm asking because i'll be in the US from nov 10 on and i'd be thrilled to be there when the results come out but i guess they'll already be out on nov 8 or 9

YES

underrated comment

Nothing else from her.

Yes.

Is the VP debate Tuesday?

>"And what is a pueblo?"
>NM goes red

I only saw 3 Shillary signs in SF. SF! I even saw her playing tv ads there.

The Austrian fears the Italian

that thing is meant to appeal to young generation.

How many % of the young adults in USA even looks like this

During the evening and through the early hours of the next day, im afraid! I'm gonna spend my time at a bar in Virginia, im lucky enough to be doing field research at the same as the election

I just saw it. It seems that Trump is leading in Miami(if my math doesn't fail me) when only the returned and early votes are counted. This is probably good news. What did early voting results look like for the individual counties in 2012?

Here is Nate's final projection for Michigan.

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>Posts arab rape bait

N
Bitch, please

I bet she's a good fuck.

Yes, based Assange is going to deal the killing blow.

Also, can I comment how funny it is how the Clinton camp is now resorting to fanning the flames with Russia? She has the gal to suggest Trump is eager to start conflict yet she is constantly insulting one of America's oldest and most volatile enemies? It all seems like some idiotic attempt to discredit Assange when he does destroy her.

Gay area here and that's probably why. I can't even wear my maga hat because of the cucked no CCW permit laws. I wouldn't risk my life wearing any Trump gear here in certain parts of the bay (((Oakland))) without packing it is literally that bad and worse

>How can they fuck up this badly?
Poll samples sizes. 482, 400, 302

>Early voting means nothing come election day.
Obama barely won Florida last time, and that was with early voting at 43% democrat and 40% republican. Face it, CTR. You lost Florida cold.

More musak

youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

He drove through the middle of the country, which was going to Trump regardless.
That being said, yes, he will win.

Did Nate try and explain his blunder?

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Why am I somewhat turned on?

>that fucking title
Yeah debate's on Tuesday at 9 EST

It's because won is a subjective term.

kek i remember being on probation when i uploaded this on youtube.

Why is real nigga hours the comfiest?

>So this is a character the Clinton campaign genuinely thought would be appealing or relatable to younger people.

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I want our British brothers to have this kind of victory and success, whomever the leader may be (Farage?). And together, with Trump as our president, we can be united, greater than ever before, leading the fight against the globalist scum and mudslime hordes.

Hail Victory!

Jesus fucking christ....that mouse deserved better.

BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTERS OUTNUMBER HILLARY SUPPORTERS AT FLORIDA EVENT

youtube.com/watch?v=FhlWdv5qOEA

Hillary Clinton has an insult for EVERY American:

Blacks - Super Predators

Hispanics - Taco Bowls

Trump supporters - Deplorables

Bernie Supporters - BasementDwellers

Why are they living in basements?

Her husband Bill Clinton signed NAFTA which destroyed your industrial and manufacturing base - Killing your jobs and looting the middle class.

Her husband Bill Clinton destroyed the Glass Steagal Act, which permitted the Banks to loot and destroy the middle class.

And now Hillary Clinton want to implement TPP, which will be worse than NAFTA.

Obama's 8 years of devastating socialist economics drove record numbers of Americans out of the labor force.

The disaster of Obamacare has turn good jobs into part time jobs.

Hillary Clinton = Donors & Special Interest

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Maybe like a fraction of a percent, problem is they bitch the loudest. Most are fed up though and you'll see the results of how the silent majority votes soon.

He adjusted and moved on. I used to tweet this at him but ran out of accounts after he blocked me 5 times

>doesn't like qt white girls
This more your thing?

Why do I have a boner

>Filename
Cruz is a kinky bastard

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I can only think of this image, except with dyed hair freaks instead of niggers, and the boy is autistic

You post this same shit in every thread

To be fair it's to hard to beat like 20 people total

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>tfw when this was intended as denigrating satire
>out of touch 20 somethings ate it up and are now voting for Hilary as a result

He sure is.

>almost 23 point swing

(((SCIENTIFIC))) POLLING STRIKES AGAIN

I made this give me lots of replies

All I am saying is that the kraut girl will have arab dick in her soon enough, if she hasn't already

burn the coal, pay the toll

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You'll be deported last, Ahmed

Karen is fat.

Same in SF, no MAGAs on the heads but Trump idea in the minds

Watching this movie right now, got to this scene, felt I should post this here.

I thought we had talked about this Nate

HILLARY'S PARKINSON'S TREMORS CAUGHT ON CAMERA

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

cute

post the webm of her throwing the spear pls

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Karen a cute

honest question - do clinton supporters have a single real meme? not something forced?

I haven't seen a single one. granted, I participate in zero social media.

when I was younger and i saw that pic for the first time saying that libs were dead in the eyes, i was lib too, and poo-poo'd it away. now it all makes sense. they are soulless husks.

Shes probably already part russian mongrel anyways from all the rape babies.

she probably sucks dick really fucking good

Star Wars > Star Trek

>that dead stringy hair
Needs to be more fluffy in porn on chicks that don't have it because they are nasty hos.
There's a lot of shit that garners that reaction.

I watched SNL last night with Cred Forums and there was a guy shilling or at least trying to upset Trump supporters with his shitty bait. I don't know if CTR also has shills outside of Cred Forums or leftypol has an actual following but that guy made a shitty episode even worse.

Pence is lucky to have a girl as cute as her.

>actual votes means nothing
>random """""""polls"""""""""" mean something

The desperation is real

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CUTE

SKREEEE

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475477497332.webm

>average Hillary supporter

Watch an Original Trump video

youtube.com/watch?v=LErvQVcZ0Ns

>There's a lot of shit that garners that reaction.

I think it's his only reaction image, because he posts it all the time, even if the situation doesn't fit.

Don't get me wrong, Hilary supporters exist they just belong on Reddit.

I'd invade her East Prussia

ST is hot garbage.

ty lad

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>This video was blocked from your country due to copyright laws

Memes need reinforcing to actually work, they're pretty much dependent on confirmation bias. If Shillary were the high energy candidate and Trump were tripping ever step and coughing lungs out, YAASSSS QUEEN would probably be a lot stronger right now.

You can't just slap a label on a manikin and call it Charlize Theron.

youtu.be/t2KA5iyUUdw

>Here we go

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muh dick

went insane from boredom

You're beyond my help, and for that matter any help at all.

I wish you peace in your remaining days in this world, I'm proud you even made it this far.

Both are space Jew shit, if I'm going to be seeing that I'll read Asimov

You deserve acknowledgement for you quads.
MAGA

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>With the truth

Git gud tbqh

Well that sucks cause it is inspirational

youtube.com/watch?v=Jkt6xFph7d0

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Really made me think

Have you watched the whole thing? I'm pretty sure it was satire of Clinton's attempts to be cool and hip.

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It's not my fault you're mentally defective and incapable of recognizing the superior series.

They both suck

Gee thx Norway

Only pleb trendy faggots like Star Trek. Well known documented fact.

One sucks and one is a masterpiece of cinematic art. Not counting the prequels.

Can't wait until Obongo has to turn over the White House to Trump.

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>Allepo almost beats shillary in Florida

Does anyone even know a living Hillary voter?

I can't stand her voice, I'm not going to suffer her retarded ads.

Your ID is super comfy though.

You are on a roll Based Leaf ;_;

Man, I turned jerking off into sour grapes and that worked out well for me for a long time but I've been started doing it again recently. The joy isn't there but it feels nice not having blue balls.

Only six days to go. Will Nigel refine his bants into a deadly weapon?

the "paid for hillary" note at the bottom is suspicious

I can't be the only person that gets turned on every time this video is posted

>Not counting the prequels.
>Implying

They really do.

Sliders though

Sliders was the shit

youtube.com/watch?v=clTSHgTqU2U&index=96&list=PLk1U77dkjsvjg

Does anyone have any experience betting on Bovada?

I deposited 250 dollars, they matched my 250 dollars. Then with the 500 dollars, I placed a bet at 225, which would let me win 1125 when Trump wins.

Will I get the monry that they matched? Or will I only get my $250.

You know what, I'm going to break with the rest of TG here.

Yeah, Obama was a big disapointment no matter how you cut it, but there's a limit to how much I hate him, even though he fucked the middle east and all that. And there's a very simple reason why I have to appreciate him being President these last 8 years.

Because Shillary otherwise would've been. You know she would've won easily against McCain, any dem would. The only reason Shillary hasn't been Pres for 8 years now is because of Obama. He deserves credit for raping her hopes and dreams in that respect.

No need to be mean America.
Be nice and the world will be better.

We got the VP debate coming up too. I think Pence will surprise people.

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Trump's tweet about tweeting at 3am hit 100k likes.
We're gonna win this thing, boys.

And also Obama had far higher turnout %ages in 2012 than Hillary will get in 2016. And he still barely won the state against a candidate who alienated conservatives.

I hope so. We really need him to come through and devastate Kaine.

His likes and retweets spiked overall I think.

>one more sleep until VP debate

He's right.

>near perfect corruption story
>dragged the kid into it
Boner fucking lost.

I would rather have had Hillary. She would have lost against Romney in 2012, and would not be able to get away with half the shit Obama did because she isn't black. Congress wouldn't have been so cucked.

Pence is based as fuck. He will Destroy Kaine.

A child could beat Kaine.

Pence is calm, collected, and focused. He's got great speaking skills, and he's very coherent in what he says.

Obama has set back race relations in our country 60 years.
He's also responsible for further destabilizing Syria and sending migrants to Europe.
Fuck that nigger.

WAS THIS REAL

Quads acknowledged

hate to be that guy but.....sauce?

need it for....a thing

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Dems use the excuse that illegals use stolen identities and don't do their taxes

No

youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8Tbn3_dHM

Oy Vey!

His last 13 tweets have 25k+ likes. Holy shit. Is he the most retweeted/liked person on Twitter right now?

I actually agree with you bro. Obama is completely inept and totally out of his league but until this year I never realized just how much worse Hillary actually is and would have been. Obama may be clueless and misguided but Hillary is just straight up evil incarnate. I detest even seeing her image whereas Obama is only mildly offensive to me at this point. The fact that he btfo her 8 years ago actually kind of endears him to me because I didn't realize just how evil she really is

Romney couldn't win against a paper bag. For fucks sake, Obamacare was his idea and he didn't even try to assert that. He was as cucked as the rest of them.

No, I'm certain with Shillary we would already have had amnesty. He was deporting illegals pretty good until the DNC started having him hold back. Plus with her foundation ties, no idea how much we would've been sold down the river.

But he let her get her way on everything, from healthcare to fucking up the ME to antagonizing Russia to selling us up the fucking river to the globalists.

You tell me when you find the argument, I'll be waiting

>But
Trump has been the one saying it's rigged in favor of the rich.

Trump's not a millionaire, he's a billionaire

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>millionaires
Greasy kikes can't stand the fact that a goyim is a BILLIONAIRE.

Kaine seems extremely awkward and forced, when he attacks Trump he seems extremely uncomfortable.

Pence should be able to do better easily.

Boku no Emergence, by ShindoL

It's shit.

No question, but do you really think Syria would've been handled better by Shillary? I think she would've had Obama's same term, except she would've been more effective at getting more things done, like amnesty.

Checked. PRAISE KEK!

>((silberman))
>WaPo
Eventually it stops being funny and becomes infuriating.

is he ok?

I haven't seen much of Kaine but he seems erratic and, like you said, forced. And he's just a creepy fuck in general.

its shooped

took me a sec before I realized that gif was fake

you are

Flesh wound.

He'll be voting for Hilary in November.

Anytime someone brings up Trump's temperment remind them that Trump has already met with the Mexican President with no issue while Hillary as Secretary of State has brought nothing but death and chaos to the middle east

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he's lizard person

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checked

>SJW and libtards
>Doing research

>Syria would've been handled better by Shillary
It was handled by shillary, whom Obama appointed.

In a bizzaro timeline where Hillary was elected it would have been exactly the same except race relations would be slightly better and Trump might be having a harder time because niggers.

He also made a lot of mudslimes eat predator missles and despite running guns from Libya hasn't openly called for war against Russia. I truly believe Hillary wants to start WW3

HHHHNNNGGGG

Exactly. Just on the foundation ties alone, there's no comparison to how many more globalist deals she could've cut.

He ended up being a globalist puppet as much as the rest of them. It was only later that he started breaking away from Shillary's advice, but by then he didn't know what to do either.

I advise reading the Obama Doctrine, it's slanted to his side, but also shows that he was pretty much completely lost once his academic theories didn't pan out.

>He was deporting illegals pretty good until the DNC started having him hold back.
Yeah but for example, there is no way in fuck Hillary could have gotten away with using Executive Order to circumvent Congress like Obama did.

She has a long history of corruption, everyone would have suspected this kind of stuff from the beginning, no one would give the benefit of the doubt, and no would be afraid to challenge her. The whole "racist" thing rendered Congress impotent.

Did you watch that first rally with Kaine and Clinton? He's so weird. He spoke a lot of Spanish to a crowd that didn't even know what he was saying. He asked if there were any people from Honduras and they cheered. They couldn't even understand that he was asking a question.

I'm CIA

Master shitposter

He also met with Netanyahu and Al Sisi

new thread

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Do we get to bring friends?

Then Congress would "vote"

thanks for that image, user

And why would I want them?

Why would anyone want to harm qt Asian girls?

They just keep saying that Trump is a neocon and pretend he's Bush or Romney. I'm pretty confident that these people have never taken the time to watch any unedited footage of Trump speaking, and have never looked at his website.

Americans here say "Trump has no policies" and it's just painful to see how willfully ignorant they are.

I remember when Hillary first announced he was VP, he did some attacks on Trump shortly after. He was stuttering trying to insult him, like some nice guy who couldn't really bring himself to say hurtful things.

I guess Hillary wouldn't take any chances on someone strong.

No way this would happen. Not only would it ruin their careers, many of them are keenly aware it would ruin the country. Also Trump has quite a bit of support in the House, these days. Furthermore, it's in their own self interest in terms of power and influence, having a cooperative President to work with makes their jobs far easier.

They belong to the Masketta Man.

You see how niggers are acting after 8 years of monkey king rule, could you imagine women and the dating pool after 8 years of madame president cutting our balls off?

>Early voting means nothing come election day.
Yeah but it means something now, it indicates a trend.

Yeah, he was sort of stuttering and awkwardly reacting to the crowd. I always figured Clinton didn't want some strong VP to overshadow or do anything remotely controversial.

They called his waifu a shit for the last time.

What else is he going to attack Pence with besides muh gays?

>8 years
Like I said I don't think she would have lasted longer than 1 term. Either impeached or Romney beats her, or another candidate altogether pops up in 2012 and beats her because the timeline is now significantly altered. Hard to say.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

I figure the same standard Dem vs. Rep arguments we've seen for years + muh Trump every once in awhile.

youtu.be/1vx3_2ks5qQ

Pogo's new track should be added to INSPIRATION

I don't like this feeling

>twitter.com/StephenKing/status/782576266444759040

Were people this vocal about Romney?

>Those comments

Yeah, he was in way the fuck over his head, and he has charisma but no ability to make people bend to his will, which is why he isolated himself and let Hillary shit everything up in fopo land while getting bogged down in the healthcare quagmire.

And now that I think about it, it probably nearly killed him, literally, to back down on Russia on the "red line" thing, because that's obviously where the Clinton side wanted to start the fucking war.

I'm not gonna read em.
Let me guess
>YOU CANT DO THAT TRUMP EVIL
>alright i'll put up a disclaimer.....

King is a retard. I finally read one of his books last year, 11/22/63, and that copypasta about him being the next step from Harry Potter is totally accurate.

And no, it was obvious to me from the beginning that Romney would lose.

That's not conjecture, we know that to be the case. Again, read the Obama Doctrine article, it quotes her saying "you said this was the red line, that means we have to act" When he stopped listening to her, it was major frustration on her part. they did not get along.

That's not the one to read. Read The Green Mile. Most authors have one good novel in them, and that's King's.

This. I have no fucking idea how Cred Forumsacks back then got it so wrong. He was a far more stereotypical smug/detached 1%er than even Trump. And also a nutty Mormon.

>inb4 revisionist

I wasn't here until 2013.

Holy shit my sides.

He's written an insane amount of stuff though, 90% of it being just utter shit.

Not to mention the disasters that happen whenever anyone lets him near a camera.

>listening to a fucking pedophile

OK, I'll read it when I'm sober. I was just skimming it and ran across an interesting section about Saudi Arabia, and it made me miserable that the boomer cold warriors haven't all fucked off into the grave. We'd have had a much better time of it these last few years.

I didn't join til Feb this year, but the idea I get is that Cred Forums was far more stormfronty back then.

Look through the archives how Trump is mentioned before he starts running, it almost reads like CTR script, nobody here liked him.

The weird thing I got after reading it was that Trump and Obama were more similar on foreign policy in some ways than Shillary. The stuff about NATO free riders and not liking the Saudis...it's there. Only Obama didn't want to do anything about it, and Trump damn well will.

Every writer produces an insane amount of shit. Even Hemingway wrote piles of garbage. The difference in King's case is that he fucking publishes it.

haha i bet you do yoga faggot

Because his name carries weight for some reason and he knows he'll make shekels regardless.

Why wouldn't he at this point?

Hemingway shit on Fitzgerald for trading on his name and producing garbage when he was capable of far better work, and I feel the same about King.

Nah that shit's for women. I do something way the fuck gayer. Cycling.

Ironically, he has the same advantage as Trump in having a memorable surname

If he was Kumpfinstein, he'd be under a bridge getting gnarled by rats.

I could believe that.

Romney never had a chance, and that was even before his 47% comment (which isn't exactly wrong), he just was really unbearably smug and had no real fire or redeeming qualities besides MUH FAMILY. Not low energy like Jeb, but just too calculated to have any obvious passion. He also was bogged down in the fact that of all fucking people, he was the official counter to Obamacare, an idea he is more or less responsible for.

Anyway, I'm glad that fucker lost. Just look at how hard he shills against Trump now, he was never going to be good for the country.

How the fuck is cycling gayer than yoga? You actually get somewhere for your effort.

I only liked Huntsman that year, and that ended pretty fast. When Romney didn't even have the balls to call out Obama on copying him, I knew it was over. I have no idea what kind of fuzzy math they were feeding him towards the end when he just disappeared, but you saw the Karl Rove nonsense that night.

Must've driven Trump mad.

Too much spandex, not enough women. At least with yoga you're likely to be in a room full of solid 7 sluts.

>yoga
>gay
kys

yoga is the shit and its a great way to pull hoes