How do we solve the eternal Australian?

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Not anymore. Refugees are running away to Sweden/UK/Germany and our based immigration minister wants (and will) make it as hard to seek asylum in Norway as in Switzerland.

However Bruce, Ahmed and Loc-Pu needs money so they can pump out their babies, so you should probably go to work soon

Get off my board cuck

yeah fuck you too cunt, I'd glass ya with me beer bottle if we met irl
just because I was a Bruce and now I'm a Sheila doesn't mean shit I'd still kick ya poofter ass
we invented wifi and the lawnmower and the refridgerator and the black box and antivenom and ya mums twat cunt.
also you cant say that we have shitty cuisine when you cunts eat rotten, fermented fish
at least we char the shit out of our snags and onion before throwing that shit on a slice of coles or woolies 80c bread and drown it in tomato sauce

The new frontier is Mars like Australia was in the past.

We shall rename it to... er...

Ares-tralia

Dan, m8, you here?

baka.com.au/nsw/man-fatally-stabbed-during-alleged-domestic-dispute-in-moorebank-20161002-grtel9.html

>As has happened many times before, his father, Stephen Chapman, 56, pulled up Daniel on Sunday night about his computer usage.

>A heated confrontation followed and Mr Chapman, a computer consultant and accountant, disconnected the internet cable, police said.

>Daniel, who friends say was an avid gamer, then stabbed his father, police allege.

Bruce enjoys watching Sheila get shagged by Ubunga

I dunno mate. My dick is fucking huge though.

You wanna sauna together sometime?

Do I boil the kettle or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=N-1Gvlskxv8

fuck up cunt

Muh HDI cunt

Oh.. Oh wait

Literally the best country on planet earth

Everything is good here, life is easy.

I just cooked up some kangaroo sausages and enjoyed the spring rain, looking out at my vegetable garden (which grows strong all year round in the beautiful climate).

Norwegian """"""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""

mate i hope you're sitting down

>rude, violent, drunkards
yeah some of us can be cunts when we drink but usually they're the lower breeds of aussies commonly
referred to as bogans

>corrupted by the homosex

this happens everywhere in the world, who gives a shit, if faggots keep to themselves i don't give a shit

>literally no own inventions/culture
>Black box flight recorder
>Spray-on skin
>Electronic pacemaker
>Google Maps
>Medical application of penicillin
>Polymer bank notes
>Cochlear implant (bionic ear)
>Electric drill
>Winged keel
>Wi-fi technology
>Ultrasound scanner
>Plastic spectacle lenses
>Inflatable escape slide and raft
>Permanent-crease clothing
>Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines
>Frazier lens
>Racecam
>Tank-bred tuna system
>World’s earliest television
>World’s first full-length feature film
>The world’s first automatic record changer
>Early electronic musical instruments
>Kim Ryrie and Peter Vogel discovered that using the waveforms of naturally recorded sounds provided far superior results. The Fairlight – named after Sydney Harbour’s fastest ferry at the time – was the first musical instrument that let users sample sounds from various sources, make quick changes to wave patterns, place notes in up to eight channels at once, and move, transpose, or alter their tempo. yeah we invented techno cunts
>A4 DSP chip
>The notepad
>The rotary clothes hoist
>Stainless steel braces
>The plastic wine cask
>Long-wear contact lens
>Salt water pool chlorination system
>First female war artist
>First running crouch-start
>First refrigeration
>Inventor of the first military tank
>First to film combat
>Advances in tennis racket design
>First automatic vinyl record-changer
>Crankless engine

yeah we don't have an abundance of culture we are pretty westernized

>shitty cuisine
have you had vegemite cunt? left overs from beer and we fkn eat that

>cont

Nuke Melbourne and start pogrom to make Sydney white again.

Dan's grabbing his ankles for a large lebanese man named Habib atm

>no inventions
What is "hills hoist"?

Plus I bet you're a fuckn pooftah.

>unpleasant people in general

Ive been all over the world and australians are the nicest cunts ever, its because our lives are so fucking great we have nothing to be unpleasant about

>shitposters

yeah we love giving shit to stupid cunts

>decendants of criminals

yeah the hardcore bogan cunts are the ones decendant from crims that came in the first fleet but the majority of australians came from well immigrated europeans who had enough with their shitty countries

we are essentially usa 2.0 but better in every single way

Mate it was just a shitpost, relax. Checked though.

>hills hoist
Too fucken right, cobber.

Is Q&A on ded poomunity watch?

> corrupted by homosexuality

But how? we don't have ssm and we aren't going to for many years to come it seems if ever.

>Be Norwayfag
>Be cucked by Ausfag
tfw no gf anymore
>shitpost on Cred Forums about being a sissy

Its alright mate, We'll buy you a fucken schooner of EMU and make fun of you as a backpacker one day...

>Everything is good here, life is easy.
Try living in cuckanberra, literally the worst fucking place to live in, it's a multicultural shithole and everyone is a cunt

Can't wait until I get out of this nightmare

there is nothing wrong with the Aussies

The south will rise again brother...

Who wants some fairybread cunts?

no QandA thread tonight?

Look lads. We were dragged across the other side of the world to die for these cunts and now the debt has finally been repaid.

what a dumb cunt, since when has a mayor ever had the authority to issue a visa

Fuck off to QLD then mate. The worst you'll have to deal with is a fuck tonne of Kiwis and some feral cunts from Beenleigh.

Drank a few of these tonite at the RSL before goin home to give my ole Ruthie a bit of a floggin coz she didnt have the meatloaf waiting on the table at 6.
Good times

Can the place QandA is held at please be nuked

Let me in, we're made for each other!

Where's the qanda thread

Apparently not, shame, Rip in Peace bingoanon

>some feral cunts from Beenleigh.
lmao, I never thought I'd see Beenleigh mentioned on 4chinz

By offering "City Visa's" means he will simply turn a blind eye to all illegal immigration that manages to get into London

Y'know what OP, I hated Aussies when I was younger, but now I think they're pretty based.

>Taken away from their home/family for petty crimes
>Forced to live in a country full of dangerous animals and Abos
>Manage to not only survive, but to prosper
>Don't have any SJW-tier Aussies bitching to England about shipping them off overseas, they just moved on and made good lives for themselves.

If you shift a bunch of blacks into a country (Brazil/ USA/EU) they complain and make a mess of things. Based Aussies overcame adversity to thrive in some of the hardest terrain on the planet.

Sure they lost a war to the mighty Emu, they shitpost and they're loud and obnoxious, but they're also a beacon of light for Anglo prosperity.

What have the norwegians invented?
Paperclip, aerosol spray can and a cheese slicer.

A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER YOU PLEB CUNTS

WE INVENTED THE FUCKING CLOTHES LINE CUNT. FUCK OFF BACK TO KATEGAT SNOW NIGGER

I'm just glad someone spoke up about our inventions
Fucking killing it in the world

Aussies are cunts but also nice
That's why cunt is an insult and something nice to call your friends

We cunts. Just to see if you're actually a cunt

Then we know what kind of fag cunt we're dealing with

I'm alive... But I got food poisoning so RIP me anyway.

Just didn't have it in me to get up onto the computer and make the thread.

Honestly I doubt she's even Aussie, looks sorta slav

>germany
ftfy Hans

well, there's now a cheap knock-off version, it'll do

No solution necessary. We invented a fuck ton of agricultural machinery thank you. Go fuck yourself cunt. You'll be glad to have us should shit get real.

Khan and any Londoner who voted for him are traitors to the nation and common sense. at least article 50 will be triggered next year and there is nothing they can do about it.

>implying we don't have our own Muslim problem
pic unrelated

>The worst you'll have to deal with is a fuck tonne of Kiwis and some feral cunts
If I wanted to deal with Kiwis and feral cunts, I would move to NZ
I'm thinking of heading to WA at the end of 2017

Yeah, could be worse, could be Eagleby

You a proud citizen of Thong City, mate? Fuckin' Edens Landing myself.

You've got food poisoning? I'm sitting on a shitter in cambodia
Fkn sports bar chicken wings for the grand final got me the cunts

Not as bad as my mrs cause she didn't drown it in the super hot Chilli sauce to kill all the bugs

Fucking amateur

We don´t they are already solved, only problem is they are allowed to post on the internet

lookz like fukn phlegm

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hah, I grew up in Eagleby

>Don't want to deal with feral Kiwis
>WA

Top fucking kek mate. There's more Maori's in WA than NZ.

But Melbourne has Superior architecture, actually looks and feels European.

no inventions ?

you invented a longboat, sven

we invented penicilin...

next time you get sick maybe you can take a course of longboats as a cure.

It was the chicken for me too. Food stuff hits me pretty hard even when it's not that bad because I never recovered from gallbladder surgery.

Sorry to hear though, mate. Hope it passes quick for you.

I didn't see hardly any in WA
Try living in Sydney

Lol you actually have that saved on your computer ya fkn poof

Mate we run this fkn place

What are the dangling things for?

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>Shitty cuisine
Speak for yourself I live me some prawns cooked nice up on the Barbie

Yeah fuck chicken

But over here at least you know it's not dog when you look at it you know..

Yeah you too

It's a Norwegian tranny, it's OP

to keep flies and boat people away

Yank says prawns

U alright mate
U alright

Least they decent gun laws. Thinking about moving there. If only we had the same purchasing power parity.

>Yank
You got a problem with my proxy yeah?

Sydney is a multicultural nightmare. I lived there for about two years, and I know hate asians just as much as muslims.

Really? They must have fucked off now that mining is dying down. Rockingham/Fremantle/Perth were like a fucking Marae a few years ago.

How old are you m80? Did you go to BSHS?

>How old are you m80? Did you go to BSHS?
32 and yes

Yeah I'm thinking of getting a handgun

But the laws and hoops you got to jump thru us crazy

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Lol yeah fair enough
Didn't think a yank could say that line without shrimp

Ah, would have missed you by a few years. 28.

Didn't finish up at BSHS. Fucking moved to Gatton. I'd take Eagleby over Gatton anyday.

>How do we solve the eternal Australian?

free assange and nobody gets hacked

What's the most Australian thing you know?

youtube.com/watch?v=cvwpsXEYCXU

Nah its a trap, yuuuge difference mate

nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.

Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.

Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.

Yeah I guess so
Makes sense
I was fucked off about the amount of Irish Sf efrikans and poms

>youtube.com/watch?v=cvwpsXEYCXU
THE FUCK DUDE

Aussies are alright

Nice

>PIE FLOATER
>SA manlet identified

ur mum enjoyed the pie floater i gave her last night m8

Should I feel ashamed that I understood everything you just said?

>Not John Farnham.

You're the voice, try and understand it,
Make a noise and make it clear.

you couldnt handle me mum with a forklift you unley highschool fgt

>rude
>violent
>drunkards

You started with the three best things about them. What's there to solve?

Inala master race

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cos the bitch would break the fuken thing cunt

Exactly. We gave everyone fucking wifi. You'd think of all the people on the planet the most appreciative of that would be the degenerates here on Cred Forums. Fucking made google maps a thing to mind you.

you don't need to nuke melbourne, just collingwood and fitzroy... and maybe any other suburb with a vegan restaurant.

/enzed charges way too much for repairing a hydrauilc ho(s)e

((brunswick))

and instead of martians they shall be called australiens.

>enzed
:^)

oh you were probably a veggie when I was finishing up in 2001

she has breasts which means she is on hrt, which means she is likely trans
that is if she is trans at all
shoulders and hands and skull shape are too cis tier

is norway even a real country? i didnt even recognise the flag and had to hover over it.

based Aussie right here faggots

I love the wifi story. Australia literally super cucked by the rest of the world. We went to court against everyone using the tech and got like 100 million pity money. Just goes to show how fucking amateur this cuntry really is.

BasedAussie
BA
bach arts
youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo

another sjw

ye-yeah we need to... take care of them.

>I was finishing up in 2001
Fuck, so you would have been around for everyone going apeshit over pokemon cards, when there was even a pokemon card shop and a laser tag place just up the road from the Sundowner.

Ay cunt we made wifi orite.

Anyone /northbrisbane/ here?

That was a neat sum of $250 million paid by the yanks and an additional $220 million paid a few years later thank you very much.

I don't think it really penetrated those in grade 11 and 12
member the old 7/11 and the awesome hotdogs, or member the thuan loi bakery across the road from the 7/11 with the awesome everything?

By vegan restaurant you mean a soy based sausage served in a public toilet you eat by sucking until lactose free cream leaks out that is free from animal products except maybe gerbil yes?

You seem to be the only one with a problem.

Must be hard being the only sane person in an insane world

fyi, they ARE NOT Hundreds & Thousands, thus that isn't a fairy bread cock.

Fucking ace pepe m8

Doubt he does.
Even our most cucked faggots would say no to that.

I hate it whenever someone on Cred Forums criticizes us, we go full chimp out and start swearing and speaking like bogans.

-Checked- XYZ4 -Cambodia-

Logan and inala win cunt.
Most bogan/fucked suburbs.

fuck up cunt ill smash ya

Faaaark mate go check to see of your car still has its fully sick alloy rims bro!

No Australians live in Inala or Sunnybank

>not a fucken VB in hand

fuck off lelbourne cunt

Maybe if we gave them better internet and helped them get education they wouldnt be such twats. But there brains are prolly filled with spider toxins and gasoline fumes to really comprehend human communication anyways. Nice trips btw.

You island apes aren't even human. This is like some primitive form of communication. Almost like the tribes in Africa.

Underrated.

based
Ruthie btfo

Nuke (((bel Vue hill)))
(Bel jew hill)

Fuckin what?

>no inventions
>wi-fi
You're welcome.

Then why is your internet so bad?

Checkmate, Aussies.

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shitty food - yeah fucking right.

We have good european food here.

like european food , but not european food

>just because I was a Bruce and now I'm a Sheila
neck yourself, nonce

>the most popular thing an Australian has ever made is "HowToBasic"

>no own inventions/culture

1) The hills hoist
2) The jaffle iron
3) Vegemite
4) Milo (the drink, not the troll)
5) AFL
6) Parmies
7) also we invented wifi

your probably just mad from having to chip ice out of your dunny 6 months a year

>island apes
>it's actually a continent
Whoopsie.

>Lost a war to flightless birds

No better than African't tribals. Just a big smelly island full of snakes and child sized spiders

Yeah, not Australian food m8. Which probably consists of Vegemite, roster tarantula, beer, and Roo meat

Ran and pinion steering system, cask wine, the Owen gun and polymer bank notes

Please don't shitpost. Cred Forums is a board centred around high quality, civil discussion.

And emus are big.

I've been all around the world, just came back from rural Vietnam and dear God we have such a nice country. I get so annoyed at how shittily run it is, we need to stop the degenerate political class from continually fucking us in the ass. We have such a nice country, why must it be ruined by gooks?

>Not anymore. Refugees are running away to Sweden/UK/Germany
It's like WW2 all over again. You people don't take any responsibility. In WW2 you sent your jews to us, nor you send your muslims.

You've always been treacherous fucks.

>Emus are big

For you

True as that may be, we did not have to accept them in either case.

>inventions
De boomerang

We invited WiFi you ungrateful cunt

is this even english

Gardening year round...
Shit I have to set up a little grow operation in my garage when it gets cold to keep my peppers from freezing.

Must be nice.

Then again I could just move to Texas and get similar climate.