Cred Forums redpill me on Belgium. Apparently its a country with 2 different people...

Cred Forums redpill me on Belgium. Apparently its a country with 2 different people, some "Flanders" talking a dutch-like language and some French frogs. And apparently they hate each other.

Which of them are the niggers? Do you think the country will split up soon?

Niggers are on both sides.

Belgium is headed pretty much same direction as every other western European nation ( same as yours )

>Do you think the country will split up soon?
No.
I doubt it will.

They use to be ok when they did imperialism in Zaire/Congo

maybe thats where all the whites went

niggers AND arabs, plenty of arabs

they came back when we lost congo in the 60s. that's when it all went to shit really, the 60s...

In France we say that we are very happy that the french speaking belgians aren't french, I believe everything is said

>In France we say that we are very happy that the french speaking belgians aren't french, I believe everything is said

Fuck you, France is just a bigger, shittier Wallonia, keep your smugness for yourself you stinking asshole

wait
>that flag

where did 40% of your whites go, friend?

The USA was never 100% white, bub

I have also heard that you use belgians in a lot of jokes. Is it true?

I went to your country and I liked it a lot. Good architecture and good girls. Maybe you have too much arabs... But it's a decent country.

I don't think it will split up because both parts want the capital and it's hard to split a city in two countries

We do. But we secretly love the Flemish.

I think the highest concentration of arabs / blacks is in the region of the Capital City of Brussels (blue on your map). Especially the aeras known as Molenbeek and Anderlecht.

Yes, we do. And so do Dutch people. I like Belgium, though.

>Which of them are the niggers?

The croissants, of course.
Pic very related.

Never heard about that...
What I heard a lot is "Belgians are French like the others"

>dub trips

>Which of them are the niggers?
Pic related
>Do you think the country will split up soon?
We can only hope

The niggers are the Arabs, and they need to go. First order of business.

The Walloons also need to get their shit together and vote out the PS.

Would you rather split and be two seperate countries going forward, or split and join France and The Netherlands?

It's a non country. Don't give it another thought.

it's not a country, we just pretend it is.
it should be flanders and wallonia.
flanders should be part of holland and wallonia part of france.


nobody likes you frog.

RARE?

My mom is Dutch and dad is French. They seem to agree on Belgium. Flanders is wealthy. Wallonia is poor. France doesn't want Wallonia because it would be a welfare case. Major cultural disagreements are basically who gets to claim Jacques Brel, Brussels, and how much welfare should there be.

>nobody likes you frog.
That's the joke. Acting like if Belgium was a French departement, arrogance and shiet you know...

Only if we also get luxemburg

Stupid Flanders !

Pleb. Everyone has Cambodia

>I think the highest concentration of arabs / blacks is in the region of the Capital City of Brussels (blue on your map). Especially the aeras known as Molenbeek and Anderlecht.

Have a map (pic related)

I'm not a "croissant" just because I speak french, fuck off

Agreed and agreed

Imagine if one day the UK came along and decided to take Norrland from Sweden and Lapland from Finland and make them one country.
Then imagine that the rest of Europe decided to join together and make a European Union and give a disproportionate amount of power to that new country.
That is what Belgium is. Not even Belgians want to be Belgium. Only cucks from Brussels.

Fucking newfag, do you really think Cambodians wouldn't post on an online Cambodian weaving basket forum?

Shut Up, Fuccboi! Ayyy We Be Da Real pretend Cuntry, All Others R just Immitaterz N Shieeet.

"Belgium" can be understood to mean "The Netherlands". For a long time it was common to refer to the Netherlands as "Belgium" in Latin, after the ancient Belgae, a Celtic tribe that lived in most of the Low Countries. In it's current form, Belgium was formed after it seperated from the Netherlands due to the southern elites preferring French over Dutch, as well as religious and financial matters. Most of Belgium also didn't successfully secede from Habsburg Spain (though Flanders attempted and paid a high cost, it's refugees kickstarting the Dutch Golden Age).

The Flemish don't just talk "Dutch-like" they speak Dutch. To be more specific, they speak mostly Limbourgish, Brabantian and Flemish dialects. These dialects are relatively close to standard Dutch, and to Hollandic Dutch. All these Dutch dialects are Low Franconian languages, which means they descend from Frankish.

The Flemish are considered to be linguistically and culturally Germanic.

The Walloons are the welfare bums who live in the south. They speak French (and to a lesser extent, Walloon and Picard, both closely related to French). Historically the Walloons were richer than the Flemings, primarily due to the fact that they sided with Spain during the war (whereas Flanders sided for the most part with the Northern Provinces). During the Industrial revolution, the government invested even more in this Francophone area. Nowadays, Wallonia is one of the poorest areas of Western Europe.

They are culturally and linguistically considered to be Latin.

The Bruxellois (People from Brussles) are French-speakers, but not necessarily Walloons. For a long time, French was preferred by the government over Dutch, and one of their policies was to make sure French became the majority language of Brussels, so they imported many French (especially French-Algerians) to ensure French supremacy.

Walloons and Bruxellois consider themselves "Belgians", whereas the Flemish consider themselves "Flemings"

only started collecting 2 weeks ago
also thats why there is a questionmark

oh I forgot that I think Mbotu or whatever wanted you all out

but im pretty sure you sent like 1500 paratroopers in there in the 70s to save his fuck boy ass from insurgency

No fuck off newfag. Go shove on a Redpill

I am no expert on the matter, but I got taught belgians are french people in denial that wish they were born in Luxembourg for the taxheaven it is.
Their multilingual gibberish is but a farce, us Bourgers have to know fluent french AND german by age 12 latest or we are destined for failure in our own country.
Belgians are whiney pussies.

Refer to them as white maroccans.

>Do you think the country will split soon?

lel your already a joke Europe, your already a bunch of tinyass insignificant countries so go ahead and split up more.

>Which of tem are the niggers
Says the swede cuck

>from the french side
It's a shithole here. Too many brainless leftists, and people vote for the socialists because their parents did.
But we are so small, so irrelevant ... that it's not really a problem. We drink a lot, we are comfy, and pretty happy (not like the french people who are always angry and cold, try to talk to someone in Paris and see).
In my heart, i'm deeply redpilled, and I hate this society. I'd like to have a great country with thousand yeards of History and with heroes like Napoleon.
But I can't do anything. So I drink, I fuck my girlfriend everyday, we try to have a decent comfy life and we will have children soon.
I'm russian by my grandfather btw, it's an escape if I have to leave.

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>I'm not a "croissant" just because I speak french, fuck off
Whatever you say, croissant.

When?

We never claimed Belgium's cultural achievements. Brel is Belgian and always will be. Another instance is about comics, there are 3 major movements: "comics" (US shits), "manga" (jap shits), and "BD franco-belge" (the rest). The greatest authors (Hergé, Franquin etc) were Belgians, we know it and we respect it a lot.

they will split up eventually. the only thing holding the country together is that the eu is headquartered in brussels. french and Dutch Cultures are miles away from each other.

We love u too

We love you 2.

Hopefully Geert has bigger ambitions than that.

Say that to my face lanky milk drinker and not on the internet and see what happens

Also
>Fat Bart anything but a skype-loving shabbo goy puppet.
He should not have kicked based Hendrik Vuye out

fite me irl

Seriously, call me a socialist lazy nigger, whatever, but don't call me french

>Apparently its a country
wrong

And thus the croissant shows his true colors.

to be honest making the language border with the capital not at the middle was retarded , a lot of bad decision were taken when this country was made , hell we shouldnt even have a language border , they should have taken one language for the country back in 1830 and we would have less shit today

>one language
They tried that; they picked french.

Brussels is not in the middle for a reason: it was a majority Flemish city not long ago.

he's right friend

gotta love how people are so insulted by being called french.
i get it though, it's like being called a muslim/jew.

Gladly if it comes with the whole prostitues/drugs deal and we keep our low taxes, then yes please do take us.

P.S. kill our fag prime plz thx

> they should have taken one language for the country back in 1830 and we would have less shit today

They tried to pick french (who was the "international" language back then) but only the south (wallonia) adopted french in the long term, while most flemish can speak french, they are really butthurt about it, for reasons

gas the walloons, race war now

>For reasons
Et pour les flamandes la même chose =^)

also our whole governement system is fucked , we are the only country in the world to have three time the same parties but divided between : wallonia , flanders and brussels instead of having one right party , one socialist party etc for the whole country , we will never be able to fix this country if we continue to do local politic instead of country politic by having language divided politic that cant agree on shit

For the flemish belgians:
Your language sounds like a throat disease.
You send all your dirty arabs on our coastlines during holidays and thats shitty. At least our arabs don't have enough money to travel once every 3 years to algeria and that's fine.

Btw, les wallons, vous êtes welcome si les hollandais veulent se regreffer à weedland.

>majoring in Art History

Holy shit, hopefully they're working on their tech certifications at the same time because a BA in Art History doesn't mean a fucking thing

And your language is simplistic & spoken mainly by niggers.

>while most flemish can speak french, they are really butthurt about it, for reasons
Nobody's butthurt that they can speak French, the Flemish are butthurt because French-speaking Walloons refuse to learn Flemish when they move to Flanders.

>weedland

top kek mon ami

at least it is more spoken than yours, mohamed

>Your language sounds like a throat disease.
You're thinking of the Dutch.
Or French what that disgusting throat "r".

Flemish has no throat rasping sounds.

are flemish still obligated to learn only french ? cause in wallonia its : you learn flemish until the secondaries and there you choose either to continue flemish or take english

>You send all your dirty arabs on our coastlines during holidays and thats shitty.
get a truck and get rid of them, we won't complain.

>Et pour les flamandes la même chose =^)

Reminder the meme about french speaking officers sending dutch speakers to battle was overblown by the german propaganda for their "vlaamsepolitik" agenda during WW1 and WW2

Deal. You pay the fuel.

why do you think she supports sanders?

And your language sounds like someone kicked you in the balls.

Its not a country. In the north live dutch and in south french. Eternal anglo is behind this abomination.

I was obligated to learn French, English, and German.
Every Fleming is afaik.

>in wallonia its : you learn flemish until the secondaries
I don't believe that every Walloon has Dutch/Flemish lessons.

well i was in a catholic school for my primaries , and for my secondaries , so maybe thats why i got flemish and then a second choice

That would explain it. You're an exception.

my niece go to a non catholic / public school and i know she have flemish lesson , so maybe im just in the Lucky area where the schools do that

As far as I know our high school systems are somewhat compatible so we can study at each others universities. More Dutch people going south though, because it's cheaper

i got english from the 1st year of secondry school
french from the 5th year of primary school
so we have french for 8 years in total

Wallonia is Frenvh speaking. We dislike them because they keep voting socialist, lots of unemployement, they strike all the fucking time, they draw money from Flanders to stay above water, their cities are among the ugliest of Europe, they 'invade' Flemish towns, become a majority, then vote French speaking people in power and bully the remaining Flemish. Separatism is growing again for those reasons.

Was Always 100% jews

Sure thing; it was overblown.
That's why the buttblasted veterans started the frontbeweging.
Because it was overblown. =^)
Die in a fire vettige waal.

>keep voting socialist

yup and god did i wish it was different , hell i was even surprise that the MR was elected at the governement , i was thinking it would be Di Rupo again

We have a place in Groot Nederland, but as if France wants an extra plot of land that will just be a tumor and a financial drain, lol. Maybe if they need 5 mil more socialist votes.

Brussels is as full of sandniggers as Paris and its suburbs

We don't, tho.

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How?

Remove half of Walloon flags and replace them with Algerian, Congolese and Moroccan flags

underrated post

We speak three languages bro.. and we want to be luxembourg?? Because. Taxes?? Tbh a lot of Belgians kind of forget you guys exist half of the time.

I see similarities between Brussels and Montreal

Brussels=Montreal

Just replace chink with arab and it's 100% the same.

>be dutch man
>write incredibly detailed explanation on the dutch linguistical differences
>no one even responds
Must feel bad man

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maak nederland wederom groots