Cred Forums country/flag names

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>Brazil=monkeys
Nah we are hues since the old days of runescape and tibia.

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>Switzerland=medikit
I thought they were the mountain-jews

because there was a Cred Forums post of an americuck in britain and when the clock went off it people stopped what they were doing and made sure it was "12 BONG" ITS BONGING. then britain is bongland, now we're called bongs

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Nice cover, Dracula.

USA is burgers u fucking moron

>Swedes
>Svens
Not anymore bong

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American= burgers

Don't try and give a shit title to someone else you Poo in the Loo

ITALY: LOAD ON ROAD

chile = texas

>Portugal=Alberto Barbosa

Argentina = whites

>Australia=shitposters

sign this petition to fuck up david brock and his correct the record goons. you can use a fake name and it only takes 2 minutes..

>change.org/p/united-states-department-of-justice-audit-david-brock-s-media-matters-conglomerate

>Ukraine=not a country

Lmao

>mfw I got all names wrong except mine
Sorry lads

Belgium is unironically the most important country in the EU.

Show some pride you walloon scum

Where are the danish mantits

>Usa=sharts

Burgers,Amerifats.

Thats belgium actually.

>Mexico=build wall

Frog surrender baguette reporting in!
If your country doesn't have at least 3 nickmeme, you're irrelevant.

>sharts
plebbit meme was only "funny" for a week, over a month ago.

>Japan=proxies and english teachers

Italy- potato niggers

Hong Kong = The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

fuck off chink

toilet cleaners

Ching Ching Hong kong

>Brasil: Minas de Ouro

Oh ho ho ho wee wee baguette mademoiselle oh ho ho ho

That's Ireland though

Abdi reporting in

Potato nigger
Mick
Paddy

Literally the same thing

>got a warning from mods for replying to a roulette derail image in an obvious shitpost thread
Mods on this board are fucking garbage.

Remove kebab

Never heard of it

Russia is kebab remover, and a beautiful brother to america

Smoke Pot Get Shot

Italy=Spaghetti niggers

Are we Borkborks?

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>forgetting Turkey, Finland and Australia
Finland is mongols or spurdo.
Australia is shitposters or bants.
Turkey is turkroaches.

Austria=Australia

Ricenigger
Fucking little island people
Seamonkeys

Russia = Ivan
Also france gets called ahmed.

greenland = rare poland

underrated

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>germany/sweden = mohammeds

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Also, you niggers dont have shit on iceland

t. viking masterrace

>t. Alberto Barbosa

I'm not sure why, but I lose it every time I see it.

Shut up, snow nigger

A fucking snowflake.

Literally have never seen 'toothpaste' or 'medikit comment. Stop trying to lump real countries in with meme nations Pajeet

Everyone calls you Aquafresh. Where the fuck have you been?

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Can i have a name too pls?

OP do me a favor and watch this.

>Lithuania = LifeSaver

Their flag is the same colors, as multi colored Lifesaver candies

Portugal is Bacalhau

Ive definately seen 'toothpaste' before

Flag-stealers

Finland = Whitey

Discount murican flag

Good one

>true aryan

lol no, southern poomonkey

icelandian people are so rare can i touch you

Your flag always reminds me of the Earth flag from Futurama. Just on Cred Forums though, obviously full size it looks nothing like it.

Ukraine =

No they chose Belgium because nobody gives a shit about Belgium, so everyone was OK with it

They're more related to potato niggers than swedes actually, not that rare gene wise

You fucking wish, Genghis.

> Oz = Shitposters/Emus
> NZ = Kiwi/Sheepshaggers

UK - Bongs, Ahmed, Nige, BEADY ANGLO EYES
US - Sharts, Burgers, 60%, Paco
Canada - A FUCKING LEAF
Netherlands - Colgate/Toothpaste
Greece - Pay denbts
Germany - Germony, Ahmed, Kraut
Switzerland - Medpack, Mountain Jews
Ireland - Potato Niggers, Mick, 'RA!
Turkey - Roaches
Finland - Spurdo, Khan, Fingolia, Fingols
China - Chinks, Rice Niggers

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>Icelanders most related to potato nogs

That would actually be (you), shackledragger.

Can we make a new meme for China?

Locusts.

Croatia = Oven mitt
Isle of Man = Legs
Montenegro = Montenigger
Uruguay = Urugay
Albania = Analbanians / Endrit
Estonia = A fucking landscape
Finland = spudro spärde

Litteraly who

Omg that poor pepe D:
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No you cannot touch me mohammed, go back to the teen swim pool for Odin's sake.

>mfw without a face
Kys

I thought nazi golds

And i thought we were burgers not shartsThanks leaf

DELET THIS

RARE
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China is fucking savage. They skin racoons alive. Like wtf. Neurotic motherfuckers.

I cant think of a flag name tho. Other than rotots or cyborgs or something. Thats too flaterie tho.

What about just chinkwads?

Wtf china. At least japs only do the live butchering shit to non vertebrates

The Borg

Fucking sadistic shit. I'm no vegan but this is just porpuseless cruelty.

Starting to dislike yellows quite a bit, because unlike niggers, they do know better, they are intelligent as fuck, while niggers are violent and cruel because of their low IQ and cultural war.

please

DUDE BOЯДT LMAO XDDD

"Wait, that's not a burger."

Oy vey medium rare

SHART

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Goes with out saying

Lol

hivemind
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Egg fried tomatoes. A Chinese peasant dish and the colour of their flag.

Italy is Pizzaland

But seriously, China=Borg
Inhumane, soulless, etc.

I dig it

Albert is the most common male first name in Portugal, while Barbosa is the most common surname. Memes are real.

Wafflenigger

Alberto*

Croatia = Pineapple

Lol. Good one

Perf

white nigger here

SKEET IN STREET

Germany/UK/sweedes = Ahmed,Achmed
Greece = pay debnts
Mexico = Juan
Aussie = abbo, emu

>waaa muh feelings
who cares if some animal gets killed, it's food

*check flag*
Oh, it's another chink defending chink.

Trump is really evil and not good for America.

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go build yourself a toilet or something

FUCKING

As someone who dated a ukrainian girl who believed in magic (and was probably a legit witch) this is hilarious

LEAF

Japan = CUM IN MUM

Humanely killing an animal quickly for food = Disemboweling, skinning, and serving it up STILL ALIVE.

Nice one, Fingolian

MAKE LIKE YOUR COUNTRY AND LEAF

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>t. Alberto Barbosa

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O SHID :DDDD

Chinese are the true copy pasta people on this earth.
Here's the story of their creation.

>be god.
>alpha as fuck.
>creating all sorts of humans.
>just created whites browns and niggers.
>only colour left is yellow.
>fucking bored af by now.
>fuck this shit.
>create a barely made prototype of yellow human.
>idea!!.jpg
>put that into my supercopier90.99.
>start copying.
>uh oh. A nigger is chimping out somewhere.
>have to take a look.
>fhimping turns out to be interesting.
>takes too long to return.
>Be back
>mfw copier created a country full of copypasta.