What will happen when Jihadis weaponize this?

How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?

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WANT

HOW MUCH?

damn it takes a lot of energy to keep a human in the air.

This is the best thread I've seen in a while.

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?

Net launchers.

Awesome

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?

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200lbs of force or ~88kg

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?
You shoot them

>live near naples
>missed this event

god damnit this looks cool as shit, I wish I heard about it earlier

Good advice, Uncle Joe.

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?

shotgun

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These gliders are an absolute disaster. Sad! It would be, like, its the worst form of transportation anyone's ever seen. Un-believable. These contraptions are loosing: big league. Believe me.

>two blasts in the air.

>loosing

So it's made for tiny Italians and Chinks then?

I'm assuming the machine itself weighs 20kg+, then add on an actual human male at about 90kg and you've got no chance of moving.

Should have asked on /k/ instead.
I remember when they weaponized semen.

I doubt batarangs will be very effective

>what is birdshot

lol who the fuck is this faggot interviewing him?

BACK

TO FORMULA?!

>go out
>a pack of wild niggers riding these things swoops by and takes your wallet

T-thanks...

Extremely Low T male or F2M preop.

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PETER.... DON'T TELL MY WIFE'S SON THAT I WAS THE GREEN GOBLIN ALL ALONG

First thought is the apes from wizard of oz.
>Fly, my googles!

>backpack full of jet fuel

Anyone riding that would last about a quarter of a second after the shooting starts.

I'm not too worried about it. They can't even figure out remote detonation of bombs, as evidenced by all the suicide attacks.

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers

a single bullet lol, i would ather go up against that then a well armored vbied

Why not just put a bomb on the little drones.

HAHAHAH TESLA MUSK BTFO

mfw we don't even need the fucking roads anymore.

Some 12 gauge buckshot will do the trick

>It's you, who's out, Gobby. Out of my tiny asshole.

The footage looks terribly fake. Also I'm skeptical about the ammount of fuel this thing would require. I doubt fuel in backpack would be enough to keep him airborne for more than half a minute.

bombs tend to weighh alot and drones tend to weigh very little and be aerodynamic. Purpose made suicide drones would be very feasible though

Not a jetpack or hover board, but it's a start.
>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?
The say way you stop copters loaded with C4.

Its a parachute, dummy.

sick as fuck

>back to the future was off by one

Seems feasible to me considering how little weight it needs to propel, it's going to have higher fuel efficiency than a aircraft by a very wide margin

invent web slinging and fuck them up

It could lead to US soldiers soon flying into battle on hoverboards - and hopefully a consumer board as well.

Last month, Franky Zapata stunned the world by revealing his jet powered 'hoverboard' that could travel at 90mph (150km/h).

Now, his firm has been sold to Implant Science, a Department of Homeland Security supplier.

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?
remote controlled drones are much more sensible for warfare, you dumbass.

>HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS COOL VIDEO
not politics, l i t e r a l l y reddit tier.

fuck.
off.

Im watching on my phone with shit quality so maybe I missed something but how does it look fake

It's legit.
It set guiness world record:
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Its a flyboard, not a glider. The green goblin always pissed me off for calling a clearly powered aircraft a glider.

Why not just make a drone that shoots bombs? You know, to reuse it

in a movie maybe.

that thing is fake as fuck.

its a water jet like the others but with cgi

if you cant tell whats real or fake on the news, dont come to Cred Forums please, your stupidity will only spread.

>Sean O'Kane: So there’s three parts to this, right? The board, a fuel tank, and a remote?
>Franky Zapata: Yes, the thing I have on my back is like a Camelbak but it’s full of kerosene. Jet A1.

>totes adorbs

See this you taco munching faggot

sign this petition to fuck up david brock and his correct the record goons. you can use a fake name and it only takes 2 .minutes

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I'm sorry to tell you burger, but you can't eat it

But can remote control drones fly to your house and fuck you wife like Ahmed can?

>shoots bombs

Why do they have to use that? If using Trucks is much cheaper

Yes like an electric catapult on the back of the drone

a little under 3,000

related
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Why would it have a higher fuel efficiency than an aircraft with a large lifting surface? It would have a considerably worse fuel efficiency, which is why you never see it flying around for longer than a couple minutes.

It violates my NAP to make noise above my property.

Say hello to quad 50cal ventilation skycunt

Oh look, another butthurt bill from an irrelevant country.

>In a few decades these will be wide spread and fucking Chads will be flying around slapping girls o the ass while you're still landlocked.
JUST

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT

ALONG CAME THE GOBLIN AND ATE HIS ASSHOLE OUT


how did raimi get away with this?

Y-you too

Cant wait for the ISIS executions with those things

It all depends on what is available (ability to develop weapon systems) and efficiency, Weaponized drones are still very uncommon compared to unarmed ones and are much more expensive. If Iran determines they can deliver a 1,000 pound bomb by a UAV that cost 1/4 of a Armed drone that delievers a warhead 1/5th the size,even if it can make a return trip, they will probably build a few. It all depends but it is a possibility that shouldn't be discounted

About tree fiddy

Cause he's a God.

Nigga this is the kind of shit that EVERYBODY would save up for, granted that it becomes more practical in the coming years. much like an iphone everybody will have one

Ahmed is already fucking his wife.

Like Ahmed flies in on one but it has knives all over it and he just clotheslines a hostage with the knives at full speed.

still this would make individual soldiers much more mobile, and there are a lot of things that drones cannot do that a human can

Ok, jokes on you, how do we stop bunch of Hydro-man bombers?

Turn off the hose.

Its pretty much kerosene you stupid bitch

>How do you stop Green Goblin tier suicide bombers?
Shotguns come to mind. That thing is pretty cool, tho.

>WANT
>HOW MUCH?
There's 6 jet engines, they're about $3000 per engine. There's probably better ways to build this thing though.

much like 2 minutes after muhammad seeks into his daughter's bedroom, no one's going to have any trouble hearing it coming

Nigga the possibilities

Was hoping for some flying katana chop or maybe a wrecking ball under it

last I checked, hellfire missiles still come from predator drones, a tiny drone that is purposely built to kamikaze is patently retarded

Then its still only 110kg

>pretty much kerosene

Yes, that's what jet fuel is.

We are going to need a taller wall.

>green goblin tier suicide bombers

look at the video closely, and you will see what i mean, but chances are you are too stupid to even notice.

on what reality do you live? do you even know how they make a "special efect" to hide cables.

you dont move on a straight line, there are others factors like wind that can make your movement, if you dont believe me compare one of this hydro bomber and this.

do you really think that something like this wont sell like fresh bread?

is the same as the floating board hoax.

learn to identify wahts real and whats not you damm stupid holliwood shit.

I wouldn't even be mad

bigly

That means you need police drones patrolling the airspace of yor cities.

FAA will ban it just like the government bans everything that is fun.

Really though people are such bad drivers, imagine skies full of these.

Won't be long after things like this hit the market that they're declared oppressive because 300lb shaniquas can't use them.

Fuck I can't wait to see what Toyota does with this, I want a flying Camry

>a fucking leaf in Mexico
Just.

Whats the big deal if it can't melt steel beams?

Use this to defense for the attack
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Bullet trough torso.

Are you a fucking retard Pedro?
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If flying cars ever happen they will be 100% autonomous with no manual control.

why are all the shoots taken with movement on the camera always? if you are going for a high budget video like this, why not the camera movement? are they trying to hidde something or are they really bad at their job?

make some logic you stupid fuck.
and why is there only a few videos about this shit?

Barrett 50 cal rifle

>mfw chad calls me a fag then disintegrates me with a fucking jet engine

More alarming than this, what happens when terrorists figure out how easy it is to strap a pipe bomb to a drone? I don't want my recreational hobby to be fucked over by some fucking hajis i swear to GODDDDDDDD

So what? We shouldn't make new things because someone might use it for bad? Liberal logic

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God bless the White Race, great vid.

Literally just a modernisation of technology that has been available since the 50s. Neck yourself border jumper

taser drone. watch and laugh.

They don't make them for 400 pounders.

>a 3000 dollar bulky ugly hunk of shit glider is the same as a crisp looking playskool hoverboard everyone and their mother has

AND IT STARTS RIGHT NAHHHHH

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Good old fashioned flak cannons my man

>blocked by tactical shield drones

Thats not flak thats anti tank.

being in the average doesn't mean being "tiny", britbong cunt

nothing will make you happy

but i guess its really nothing new if you want to be a party pooper

Well yeah I'm just saying if flying boards become a thing I don't doubt that huge auto manufacturers are going to stake a claim.

Imagine dropping a load of these boards in Detroit or Chicago.

Pigeons

Where's the pumpkins and bat theme?

Shadilay.

Daily reminder that Europeans aren't allowed to own guns.

That is definitely an AA gun, looks like maybe a 37mm.

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>uzi.jpg
>it's a MAC-10

>green goblin tier suicide bombers

holy fuck keks over 9000

They would all be broken within an hour probably with a few hilarious vines of injuries

Pictures like this make you wonder, if thing like that are responsible for motorcycle body armor that protects the spine and extremities. I know it would add weight, but fuck riding in that thing.

Deport, make them fly those across the ocean

I need this!

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be honest, you just wanted to share something you thought was cool online right?

>expecting a Bong to know about guns

Put two of those in a bike frame and you got finally the flying bike, hell put 4 and you got a heavy duty flying bike.

like a giant firey hardon from hell

Wow you're stupid. No wings = low efficiency.

That's an M67

I hear it's about as effective as shooting burning glitter at someone

Fire hazard though, so it's useful for something

> .45
>uzi.bantz

>why are all the shoots taken with movement on the camera always?

I don't know...maybe because the hoverboard guy is MOVING?

I saw a cool video and wondered how this device could be misused in the worst possbile way and how such a person could be stopped from escaping or entering spaces protected by conventional means.

Then I made a thread, and then a leaf asked me why I made the thread and then I replied with what I just said.

>Walls wont work

Yes, yes, but how much mileage can I get with a backpack of fuel?

>they fly over the wall
>then get blasted with 20mm CIWS

It's still really new tech, you get 10 minutes of autonomous flight with it.

But it can climb up to 10,000 feet and move 93 miles an hour at max speed.

>10k feet
nigga that's scurry

wow you really used the most cancerous pic you could find

Its actually closer to paraffin. I have a small drum of it in my garage and I use it to clean engine parts.

>VERY fast tanned German spreading the religion of peace at incredibly hihg speed

Nah nigga it's cool, literally. Just wear a hat.

Emp guns

Goddamn muzzy terrorists are gonna ruin these things for the rest of us.

Nets.

Lurk more.

jet engines of this size use way less fuel then u think lenkas
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>le ebin may may
hahaha so funny xDDD
have my upboat pls!!!

>fake

Its a Viral ad

wow, that crash helmet will protect against a 100 ft drop

test

yes we are. Just get a hunting license. My buddy has two shotguns and a hunting rifle.