Make up a fake Justin Trudeau quote

>"Canada isn't a real country"
t. Trudeau

My greatest dream is a world without whites.

"Had it not been for the laws of this land, you would have slaughtered me by now."

when I eat a cheeseburger, the burger wins.

Trump wants to build a huge wall... I want to build a huge bridge.

"It is the responsibility of a husband to raise the child of his wife even if the child is illegitimate"

>These wildfires aren't a big deal

"Because it's 2017"

if you give a man a cheeseburger, he might gain a bit of weight. but if you teach him how to make his own cheeseburgers, he can gain as much weight as he likes.

"Canada is no longer a nation for whites. We have brave, peaceful Muslims escaping war in Syria, Strong African-Canadians and intelligent Asians."

kek

"I'm quite a humble guy to be honest"

"if I had the cheeseburger in pic related, I would ask it for permission before I ate it. However, a little known fact is that burgers can give consent by remaining silent"

"damn that is one fine looking burger"

10/10

"Mourning the deaths of white family members is a microagression"

"I will never eat poutine again"

I'm qualified to be Prime minister

"If you kill your enemies, they win"

"If this hot dog calls itself a burger, it is therefore a burger and should be allowed into burger-specific areas and the other burgers must accept that."

"if trump is elected, Canada will ask to become the 51st state"

"The history of the white race is not one I'm proud to be a part of. We have oppressed everyone else for as long as anyone cares to remember; in my opinion we need to have our turn on the bottom before society as a whole can move forward together."

''I shitpost on Cred Forums everyday''

"I saw the little starving asians and had to act quickly."

Canada is as imaginary as our skin colour!

"delete this"

if doubles this meme will die

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made"-Trudaeu when meeting with Hillary Clinton.

''i'm not that guy from the show scrubs.''

"i actually laughed"

"So called whites have never suffered, we don't deserve this country"

>fake quote

"Why thank you, I think my performance in Garden State was Oscar-worthy, too."

"please kill me"
-Justin Trudeau 2016

please stop

Maple syrup needs more diversity, I think we can all agree it's 2016

"When you blow your enemies, they come."

> Justin Weedman Trudeau

"why, are you getting Hungary?"

(ok, i'm out.)

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"I campaigned on a platform of forced sterilisation for whites and I stand by that pledge."

"If someone cuts your balls off with a rusty sawblade, it will feel good"

- t. Justin Trudeau

"A man is not a man unless he no longer considers himself to be a man."

"Syrians need more help than Canadians right now."

"Race? It is a feeling, not a reality. Ninety-five per cent, at least. Nothing will ever make me believe that biologically pure races can be shown to exist today."

"The Government is running at a surplus. These refugees will be a benefit to the economy"

"Islam is a religion of peace and I'm an feminist."

'Traditionally we are a nation of cucks, my wife agrees'

Mussolini was a cuck. Glad we hanged him

Fuck off 4leaf

"When you stand up to piss, the janitor wins." Justin Trudeau

Lalah Sune could have been a mother to me.

If you don't let your wife cheat on you, you are a not a good husband.

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cleaverly done

"Being successful is racist."

"If you're trying to fry some chicken and your oil is just too hot, put a couple cubes of ice in it to cool it quickly"
Justin Trudeau

The scariest part of this thread is that some of these quotes are real...

I honestly don't want to know which ones

You're welcome, faggot.

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"I am a proud male feminist. Allahu Akbar."
- Justin

>It's not called beastiality. It is called progress. -Justin "DoggyDick" Trudeau 2016

It is with this decree, I now announce the end to Canada, and the beginning of the greatest social experiment in the history of the world. No police. No military. A mosque on ever street corner. We welcome our Muslim brothers across the world with open arms. Refugees welcome- forever."

'If you fly in 300 south africans they will work'

"I am a straight man, and my wife does not fuck other men!"

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

The OP said fake

*If your enemy gives you AIDS, you have immune system.

Life begins when it ends

"Only though diversity, multiculturalism, and mass migration will we be able to maintain our civilization"

'I will redefine the meaning of service dog'
t. the dog is only pretending to be nervous Trudeau

>'I will redefine the meaning of service dog'
winner

'When you rape me in the ass, I win'

"If you don't submit to Islam they win"

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"My brother is twice your big."

"There's a reason why other nations love us!"

-Justin "Can't fit it in" Trudeau

Chinglish is about right

>"It is not the muslims who have lost their minds, it is the bigots who will lose their heads." -Justin Trudeau, 2018

"The governor general has acted on my advice to prorogue Parliament indefinitely. While some have suggested that this is undemocratic, I feel that in the current year the executive office is most fit to lead Canada. Since the other parties are likely to institute hateful and regressive policies, it has become necessary to suspend the elections indefinitely. Why? Because it's 2019!"

You've gone to far, he probably just wrote that one down

R u a wizard

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How can Daesh be real if my Eyes aren't real.

>If you balance the economy, your enemies win

If you fight, we win.

Nobody is stronger than a woman, they literally create life, we should have only women in leadership positions.

"Women should be allowed to have intercourse with black men behind their husband's back.This is true empowerment.This is what Canada stands for."

All of the burgerposts are by my fellow burgers

Good.

Perfect

>If you kill your enemy, the win

yep that's right. He never said that. There are no source to back that this is a real quote

Today I have pardoned all tanned Canadians who were found 'guilty' of sexual assault on so called white women. If the united states are not willing to pay reparations we will.

"If you rape a woman, she wins."

Whether it is issues like Gamergate, or video games misogyny in popular culture, it is something that we need to stand clearly against.

OY VAVOY KILL THE GOY

"Canadian culture and African culture are one and the same"

What did you say to me you pathetic bull? You're nothing but a tool to me and my wife and her children. You will never know the joy of watching your wife get fucked right in front of your eyes and the orgasm you get from watching it. You will never EVER know the joy of eating out your wife's creampie that her bull gave her. You will never know what it is like to not be an object of sexual desire, especially when your wife tells you things such as "I never want to have sex with you again" and "I'm horny. I'm going to go over to the Bull's house". You will NEVER EVER know the pure bliss that comes when your wife tells you she's pregnant. We have hosted over 200 bulls with 80% of them being black males and 2% of them being Jewish. Any one of them could be the father but it doesn't matter because I WILL be the father and none of you pathetic bulls will get to know what it means to love a child unconditionally

My apologies fellow leaf.

"I must follow in my father's footsteps to protect the people of this country. Today I invoke the Wartime Measures Act, not to stop separatist terrorists, but to stop a much greater evil - hate speech. As you know, a universal symbol of hate, the frog known as Pepe, has infested our facebook feeds and college campuses. As of 6:00 pm tonight, Canada is in a state of emergency. We will track down the perpetrators of these heinous acts, and we will punish them."
-Prime Minister in Council for Life, the Right Honourable Justin Trudeau, on behalf of Her Majesty the Queen, November 17, 2019

Brilliant.

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"If you deport your refugees, they win."

Hitler did nothing wrong

BDSM?

"I was playing chess with a good friend of my wife's son, Xe put me into checkmate and got awfully frustrated that I had won yet again."

"Fuck Alberta."

hahhahahaha

"In many ways ISIS are among our greatest allies, because they have given Canada the opportunity to welcome in so many more wonderful children on Islam" - t. Justin Trudeau, Canadian Caliph, 2017

Nah i just smoke a shitload of weed lmao

"I'm such a feminist, I will resign immediately and hand over my Prime Minister position to a woman. It's 2016 after all"

>If I don't share my wife with darker gentelman they win.

Who is they?

>I don't know, wanna fuck my wife?

This one is gold. And by that I think he meant "If your sell off all your gold reserves to keep your nation from collapsing into a third world hell, you win." -JT

Let's make a petition for him to resign and hand over his PM title to a woman on the grounds it's 2016

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"My dad was Prime Minister, therefore I will also be Prime Minister"

>"If you cover up your husbands cheating rape adventures and intimidate females into shutting up you are a feminist icon." -Hillary Clinton 2016

Why do americans make threads about Canadians everyday if they think they're irrelevant.

fuck the jews for life
disrespect when u must
respect when u must

Jealousy

Kek

it's official my sides are in outworld

"Whites do not have more responsibilities"

"Genderfluids are real"

'If your enemies rape you. You win'.

"If a straight man claims he was raped by another man, then I will conclude he is a homophobic bigot and lying. That is the true meaning of tolerance".

E-explain?

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pic related

now poo in loo

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"A dick and a pussy were meant for each other just like us Canadians and our land, but two dicks will also work together just like us Canadians and our Muslim refugees.

"With strength from our diverse, multicultural society, Canada will be able to turn the tables on global warming."

Extremely underrated.

Perfect. I have absolutely no idea if this is real or not

>We have such sights to show you
>

"There is just one race, the race for a better future, and we'll get there together."

This must be a real quote, I can feel the cucked aura of it all.

i can roughly see her once beautiful face behind these many layers of crinkly rot

i was not prepared for this feel

>if you cheat on your wife she wins

ftfy

"We will only be equal when we learn what it's like to live under Sharia."

"When your wife leaves you for another man, pray that he makes her cum better than you ever did."

"We need to re-examine what it means to be a man in the year 2016."

>if your wife cheats on you, you win

> a state in debt is a virtuous state. The greater the debt, the more virtuous the people

> socialism isnt communism. It is just different, ya know? They are different things. It is like, like an unfair comparison.

>we are all a little gay sometimes. I know i am.

> hot fuckin damn, i am high.

"Refugees won't be refugees when all of Canada is refugees."

"The only true equality is inequality under Sharia"

Definately a fake quote.

"Boy I sure do love taking muslim dick in my ass"

"If you are against sharia, you are against women"

"Islam and feminism are one and the same."

-Justinfidel "Take my wife" Trudeau

Scary that this may soon be a real trudeau quote.

"By importing millions upon millions of low-IQ third world foreigners and subsidizing their needlessly large birthrates with the native population's resources, we are in fact securing a future for all of the White Canadian children that we can no longer afford to have."

"If you reject Islam, then you are not truly Canadian".

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"The only difference between Canadians and refugees is Canadians haven't started fleeing their homes yet"

-Justin Trudeau 2017

>Justinfidel
Kek

"When you kill your enemy, you obviously win. Thats Warfare 101 people, get a grip."

>cuckdeau
>having a spine
that pic is inaccurate

"Only once you are comfortable with other men fucking your wife can you truly call yourself a feminist."

-JUSTin Trudeau 2016

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>JUSTin Trudeau

dELET THIS

"My mom was crazy but I am sure that I did not inherit her genetics"

"a fag in me is a friend indeep"

Raping ones wife's daughter is honor raping

ultimate kek

underrated

I believe this one.

"Canada is the first non nationalist nation. The nation of the new age. Not made up by European or any distinctly Western culture but rather of a multiplicity of different cultures coming together into a communial melting pot. For this reason, anyone who is an enemy of Islam is an enemy of all."

kek'd

underrated. This isn't far from his usual ramblings.