>centuries of tradition with every sip >symbol of imperialism; Indians and Chinese people killed just for this >reminder of how great my nation once was >drunk by all classes, unites the country >tastes pretty good
Drink up, lads. Drink up.
Noah Garcia
Got a comfy brew on right now lad.
Luis Bell
Same. Cheeky mix of builders' and lapsang
Jose Fisher
Tea is fucking gay.
Xavier Sanchez
Faggot. This isn't politics.
Enjoy your ban you cringey twat.
Matthew Flores
Fuck your china leaf. Fuck your king. Fuck taxes. Fuck Britain. Fuck you.
Benjamin Ortiz
Have to agree with you on that. I drink upto 3-4 cups of tea in a day, it's basically a need.
Jason Kelly
Ayahuasca
Blake Thomas
Twinings master race reporting in
Henry Stewart
Coffee is superior.
Caleb Sullivan
You are an idiot.
Ayden Howard
>once was Keyword is "once" enjoy becoming the next middle east when the Muslims riot from being deported.
Thomas Stewart
This.
James Adams
Do you guys drink milk, black or lemon tea?
no
Ryder Russell
Black, the way God intended.
Benjamin Perez
Milk, no sugar. Black tea is shite
Asher Perry
This famalam.
Jeremiah Richardson
>2016 >wants to be blacked.com >kys
There is nothing better than a milk tea with true cardamom
Alexander Walker
Iced unsweet tea with lemon
It's too fucking hot where I live to drink hot tea 90% of the year.
Juan Richardson
Best brand. Teapigs is pretty good too. PG Tips is literally cock water
Luis Fisher
>Is there a better drink than tea?
Of course. Pic related.
Nolan Reyes
All that imperialism and you still use tea bags and adulterate your tea with milk and sugar.
Kill yourselves.
Eli Davis
>milk tea with true cardamom I'm intrigued, tell me more
Matthew Torres
Yes it's called "coffee" and it is God's drink.
Julian Gutierrez
Yeah and it's called coffee, faggot.
Camden Morales
Nothing tops Cream tea.
Wyatt Davis
Milk and 2 sugar lads.
Jack Fisher
The milk is symbolic of imperialism. You take the gentle, Chinese black tea and you slap in some European dairy to make it your own
Bentley Campbell
that's the fucking way, mate.
Robert Lewis
Sounds nice
You cant drink 5 cups of coffee in a day but you can do that with tea. Coffee is nice once in a while but you start feeling bloated soon, it's not the same with tea.
Easton Clark
>LOL Dont talk to me until I get muh coffee! XD Fuck coffee faggots, fuck starbucks.
Luke Turner
...
Nicholas Cruz
>cardamom I'm going to try this.
Jayden Murphy
*tips fedora*
Michael Williams
Indian dude at work made tea once with ginger in, really nice. That a general indian thing?
Austin Smith
I'm sorry, but what the fuck is that cream? WHERE'S YOUR BLOODY CLOTTED CREAM, YOU KRAUT?
Aaron Campbell
Steps >Boil the water in a saucepan/ kettle over the stove. >Remove from heat and add the tea leaves, cardamom pods and milk. Stir. >Sugar for taste. (Optional) >Return to the heat until it boils again and remove immediately. >Put to one side for 5 minutes as the flavours infuse. It is then ready to serve. >Finished.
Instead of tea bags if you get a chance try Darjeeling tea leaves. It's extremely expensive but shit is so cash.
Robert Moore
pee in tea pajeet
Julian Jackson
Thanks, Pajeet, I'll give this a go
Landon Nelson
tea is great with sugar but sugar is really bad for you so that means tea is a useless product that is better replaced by a cup of coffee
Ryder Morris
Ok people. Literal Tea Ceremony master here. Served Gongfu-Cha and all kinds of tea hundreds of times all over. Studied tea with real deal fu manchu sporting Cha Dao niggas.
British tea is pleb tier. You literally formed a culture around the trash the Chinese would let white people buy from them.
Milk and Lemon it tea? Fucking barbarians.
Tea Gangster rules right here:
1. Water quality is everything. Great tea can be ruined by terrible water. Mediocre tea can become great with high quality water. Tea water needs some mineral content so don't use distilled. The best water is heated in a Gold teapot with olive pit charcoal, but nobody can swing that. Silver teapots are next best. Always try to heat your tea water with a flame if you can. DON'T get your tea water to a rolling boil (angry water)
2. If you are right handed. Lift your kettle with your left hand to fill your teapot. Then serve with your right. Tea ceremony is about balance. This strengthens your non dominant hand, and makes it so pouring and serving has a balanced rhythm. Anything you do on the left side of the tea table, do with your left hand. Anything you do on the right side of the tea table, do with your right hand. Pass objects between hands to move them from one side of the table to the other.
3. Breathe. Be conscious of your breath at all times and try to breathe with your movements. Exhaling as you pour is good.
4. Water temperature is key. Easy mode rule of thumb, the "Darker" the tea, the hotter the water. Be careful with Oolong, you can fuck it up if the water is too hot and "burn" it. Same with Green tea. Flowery shit uses the least heated water obviously.
Here is a non Chinese tea blend that is Gangster as fuck. Great for drinking during and after Ayahuasca ceremonies:
Regular Guayusa tea (its like mate, but better in every way)
Boil Ginger and Chopped Tumeric root to make a strong tea of that separately.
Add them together and BAM.
Colton Collins
Yep, people try different things here ginger, cardamom, masala tea etc.
Jackson Taylor
Tea is for women and cucks.
Juan Morris
Bloody hell, he's gone native.
Zachary Jenkins
>can't name black tea >drinks fag-tier herbal fruit tea
gas yourself
Brandon Rivera
Instead of sugar you can make tea with cardamom or jaggery. They are not bad for health at all.
Juan Thomas
increases estrogen
why do this?
Juan Rivera
...
Christopher Bell
Milk, one sugar. Yorkshire tea, PG Tips or Typhoo, not fussed Comfiest drink ever
Leo Lewis
>cardamom that might work ill try that right now
Xavier Rivera
Everyone already thinks Americans are retards with tastebuds destroyed by the chemicals in their Mountain Dew and Cheetos, you don't need to help.
Cooper Parker
Yeah...with something like 6 teaspoons of sugar a cup, you goddamned diabetic insect.
Parker James
Black, and a teabag is like a dick. You don't pull it out until it's finished.
Brayden Anderson
Chamomille mint boi I am the most soothed
Justin Gonzalez
Opinion on rooibos, lads? Not technically tea, but I think it's pretty good
Brody Brown
you can indeed drink 5 cups of coffee a day
Thomas Morris
It's my jam.
Part 1: (Pro Tip: Don't get that campfire, westernized, Lapsang Souchong garbage, get the real deal, whether that's from here, or Verdant Tea, or wherever.)
Jason Ortiz
...
Carter Davis
Green tea is ass and nobody cares in what way you choose to waste your life.
Parker Brooks
So anyway. One lump or two son?
Luke Williams
Part 2:
Which goes incredibly well with my gold-toned office decor.
Oliver Richardson
I know several people who regularly drink anywhere between 4 and 8 cups of coffee a day. Without the caffeine they cease to function.
Xavier Nguyen
This is brilliant. I'll concede the point, but continue to drink my loose leaf tea uncontaminated as nature intended.
Oliver Green
Enjoy the arsenic.
Isaiah Richardson
coffee
Jacob Thomas
I've got some Yorkshire tea as I open this thread now m8