Are there people on Cred Forums who still don't smoke weed? What's your excuse for not smoking the millennial herb?

Are there people on Cred Forums who still don't smoke weed? What's your excuse for not smoking the millennial herb?

>He smokes the cannabis Jew
kys

I have a life and real friends.

I like having control of my mind 100% of the time.

I'm not 12.

>millennial herb

You mean the herbal Jew?

>life
>real friends

I have both, and a girlfriend and a job. What's your excuse?

>don't want to smell
>don't need a drug to make me feel good or want to become better
>like to save my money
>don't need to smoke and act like a retard to feel cool

Cred Forums is full of underaged and the born-after-1998 generation is waaaay less into marijuana than those born before.

When I was in high school last decade everyone smoked weed. Rich kids, poor kids, white kids, black kids, even the chinks needed to relax once in a while.

My brother who's currently in high school reacts to weed like it's a combination of gore porn and black tar heroin. His friends seem to be the same. My online vidya buddies who are on the younger side are as well.

I do and it is the worst mistake I've made in my life.

>weeds cool guise
>plays video games
Wow I see a trend...

K2 fucked me up for life and I can't enjoy the regular stuff anymore without crippling hallucinations and a panic attack

Todays young people seem to like the party drugs more

>don't need to smoke and act like a retard to feel cool

See, this is how I KNOW you're like, 18 and have never even been around it.

Weed is some of the mildest shit around, and no one smokes it to "feel cool". They smoke it because it gives a pleasant effect and is pretty harmless.

I'm living in a country with retarded drug laws, otherwise I would.

>WEED GOYS XDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY XDDDDDDDD IF YOU DON'T SMOKE THE DANK KUSH, YOU'RE A FAGGOT XDDDDD

Op is a faggot and should an hero.

>ignoring his other reasons

Lol

What do you think smoking weed does to you?

Spoken like a 12 year old DARE grad

Your "friends" are ironic. You can find good will and 'friendship' amongst drunk or high people, but it's really by mistake. The association between being drunk and high and good humor, fun, and happiness is a lie. A good, solid, resounding lie.

His point is if your friends is just about getting together and smoking weed with a bunch of random people and re-wiring your neurological pathways than you are worthless to society. Your job is probably line cook at a restaurant or something. You know you may even be an engineer, but those neck beard fags are even worse.

Used to love weed, then medical marijuana passed and all the weed I got was too fucking strong. I just like feeling a little high, but every time I smoked after that I felt retarded and could barely move.

Fuck that noise, bring back shwag weed

You're a fucking idiot. Weed today is extremely powerful more powerful than it's ever been. And nice way to only take one of his points out of his whole arguement. You're a liberal faggot aren't you?

Friends are for faggots who need to be distracted from their shitty lives. Friends are just as fake as any high.

I'm 24 but nice guess.

wtf I hate friendship now!

>It's illegal
>You can get jail time for a small amount
>Live in an apartment so could get reported for the smell very easily (no i will not eat it)
>Getting it requires me to interact with scumbag fucks who could also be undercover cops trying to make a bust
>Causes cancer despite what MUH STUDIES niggers say
>Makes you lazy and hungry, I'm already both of these enough without it
>Falling for the weed Jew
>Dad paying for college, if I get caught with this shit, say bye bye to my degree
>Steve-O is a faggot

What are you going to school for?

I'm not a fucking nigger.

>Dad paying for college
poorfag

Software engineer. I don't smoke with friends. I smoke with my girlfriend. But keep deluding yourself in your basement while I'm having the time of my life.

>help me! I've smoked the weed and now I have lost control of my mind!

Are you really this pathetic, that you can't even handle weed of all drugs?

aeronautical engineering.

>I'm poor because I can't afford classes that are $1200 per class

Okay kiddo

I'm trying to be the opposite of my parents.

>NO DRUGS
>NO ALCOHOL
>NO CIGARETTES

That's what most parents do, ya know? It's called setting up a college fund for your children.

Hahahahahahaha

What's it like knowing you'll never make as much money as this pot smoking accountant?

Only retards who can't get scholarships or grants let daddy pay for college. Enjoy your gender studies degree, fags.

Thanks to weed I now have anxiety... that and I have a real job so yeah... that's why

I do. It's nothing special aside from helping me sleep better.

Still much more than what most potheads do.

>says he is doing aeronautical engineering
>gender studies
Do you suffer from autism or something?0

Dude just smoke less if you can't handle it. Or more often and you'll get used to it and can live your day like any other human being.

they wont give you grants for college if you're a straight white male and your parents make a lot of money. i apply every year and never get shit

>reported for shitposting

I'm not a faggot. That's my excuse.

>>Steve-O is a faggot
Have you watched his documentary? Its actually pretty interesting

This.

>they wont give you grants for college if you're a straight white male and your parents make a lot of money. i apply every year and never get shit
It's not because you are white that they don't give you the money. It's because you're retarded. Cry more.

i'm pretty sure if i was retarded then they would be giving me money

Are you a retard, weed inhibits cognitive faculties and prolonged use affects memory and idea cognition. It's why I quit the herbal jew. Not working at 100% brain power is truncating the real pleasures of life.

i don't use that shit i sell it to idiots like you OP to give me more money

Weed is a jew trick. Any uncuck red pilled wizard knows that.
Alcohol makes me feel cool, important and cool.
My jew lawyer I need for my DUI is really cool.
The jew lawyer handling my petty theft case is cool too.
Sometimes, when i drink too much, I do stupid illegal stuff, I'd never do sober.
Alcohol is legal, so it's fine.

Weed if for faggots LEL

I would smoke instead of drinking, but the smell is strong and bothers others in my house.

Give me a source you dense faggot or else nothing you say is true.

So vape it you gay nigger.

Permanently changes gray matter in your brain

Permanently changes your sperm

Again, cite a source or fuck off with your propaganda.

>what's google?!?!?!

So you have no source.

Then fuck off outta here retard.

>can't read id's
I'm starting to think weed may actually affect the mind pretty much now. Shaggy I think you better wane off a bit.

Read a fucking book. I'm not about to lit review you from my phone. All I'll say is even pro medical weed and" legalize it mayn " academics admit there are consequences. Alcohol is worse in long term effects but pretending pot doesn't is denying basic cause and effect of shoving chemicals into your brain for an extended time.

i smoked a lot for about 4 years, supply got cut off and im too autistic to find another source, it definitely made me stupider and lazier but it seems like it's finally starting to wear off, that being said i worry daily if it curbed my maximum mental potential

Tried a number of drugs at uni, and weed was the only one I didn't 'get'. Perhaps I experience the high from the THC differently from others, because I honestly can't understand why people would waste their time with weed. Alcohol, nicotine, ecstasy, coke, mushrooms and speed I understand, but weed really seemed boring to me.

I have motivation problems without weed. If I smoked I wouldn't do shit.

>what are mobile users

Maybe you shouldn't make retarded replies to posts not directed towards you.

#MakeAmericaDankAgain

Hard to find. Quality is bad.

>It's stoners bait not Cred Forums episode

Beer is cheaper and easier to obtain /thread

Does it stink?
What are some decent portable vapes?

I'm they show up on mobiles as well dumb fuck, what are you using a Nokia flip phone?
>hurt don't respond to posts
Watch me shaggy, light one up before you get some PTSD from Cred Forums.

Your brain is bombarded with chemicals every day. Furthermore your brain is literally designed to receive THC.

Maybe you should read a book. Your faggot shit might fly on whatever gay sex message board you normally frequent, but around here "read a fucking book" is not an argument.

Weed makes me fucking paranoid as hell

>Mfw fat Mexican coworker caped weed
>Mfw I reported him and he got arrested

I smoke it but I wish I didn't. I realise it's degenerate. Once a week would be fine but anything more than that is too much.

Jesus Christ you're retarded.

Mobile users who are using cellular data and are moving around get new IDs when the fucking IP address changes.

Good on you man.

My coworker was talking about how he had some weed to vape in the parking lot. I got his ass fired too.

>mfw I went home had a bottle of wine and smoked a huge blunt.

I've gone from anti (14-18), to pro (18=19), to can't (army 20-25), to pro (lived in Colorado), to anti (25-29), to pro (30-present).

Weed can definitely make you hallucinate and have horrible anxiety trips. Now, I just need a tiny puff or half an edible and I can enjoy it again. I see why some hate it, but it does help me unlock my creative/appreciative mind as my sober mind is just to analytical to really enjoy a lot of things.

Anyways, Anons, don't write it off. It has it's place in society and you don't have to smoke dabs to be cool.

Weed is basically legal where I live.
If the police somehow catch you there's a fine, less severe than a parking fine, of about $100, provided you have less than 100 grams.
That's it, no criminal record.

This. I don't understand when potheads say it's all about feeling good and losing control but then say they're fine to drive or whatever and that they maintain perfect control. It's fucking stupid. 90% of people that smoke weed do it for the same reason I started smoking cigarettes. It's something to do and something that generally makes you look cool.

it's not worth the risk of getting caught at all

sure, if you're intelligent, there's very little risk, but the feeling I get from it isn't worth even a 0.1% chance of going to jail over

Every fucken night you ask this. Stop spamming the board

>implying a natural plant has anything to do with degeneracy.

maybe its you guys that are degenerate. just because you cant handle your weed doesnt mean other people cant

there is such a thing as being too sober

It stinks but it's way less smelly than smoke. It dissipates much quicker as well and is much better for you.

>feel cool
>getting a pleasant effect
>not the same thing

I'm just not interested in it. I drop acid every few months. Other than that I'm very happy with few beers a week.

Cool implies social interaction. Cool is a measure against other people.


I don't talk to nobody, I don't go outside. I just get stoned in my basement.

its a shit drug, not that i knock on it really being from southern california, but after work id rather have cuban coffee and cigars off my penthouse balcony than be sitting in a shitty apartment draped over an uncleaned bong

microdosing on LSD is the most productive "bad" habit i ever picked up

O I'm laffin

>implying

That doesn't have to be defined by social interaction.

Because everyone who keeps asking me why I don't smoke weed looks like, acts like, sounds like tremendous faggots.

If these are the kind of people who like it, I don't want to associate with it.

How does smoking by myself after a 10 hour shift make me look cool?

>ingesting the green jew
might as well end your life right away

Why don't you clean your bong and smoke it on your penthouse balcony?