>For the past several months, creepy clowns have been terrorizing America, with sightings of actual clowns in at least 10 different states.
>These fiendish clowns have reportedly tried to lure women and children into the woods, chased people with knives and machetes, and yelled at people from cars. They've been spotted hanging out in cemeteries and they have been caught in the headlights of cars as they appear alongside desolate country roads in the dead of night.
Why are they doing this? Why is it happening all over the country? Did I miss a post about the clownening or something?
>For the past several months It's been 2 weeks at most.
Austin Thomas
>itt poorly disguised viral marketing for the god-awful remake of the movie It that no one asked for
Jacob Gutierrez
There's some apparently in my county. If one comes after me with a knife I will actually shoot them lol
Christian Parker
they good boys, they was coming back from a kids party
#clownlivesmatter
James Brooks
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Jack King
Hasn't this been a thing that pops up every now and then? I remember news about a clown chasing someone with a machete and similar incidents from years ago. Or am I in the wrong timeline?
Carter Brooks
probably correct, native advertising
Christian Harris
Dey wuz goin to clown college. Dey wuz turnin their life around.
you can tell it is fake just by knowing that none of these clowns got shot yet.
Gavin Wilson
I live on a desolate country road in a small city where some clowns have been spotted.
Can I legally run down a clown if they jump in front of my car with a knife? I mean I know I can shoot them if they really try coming at me.
Jacob Brooks
It's just people meme'ing in real life.
I think it's funny. The world would be a lot more interesting if we all started dressing up like clowns and brandishing knives in strange places in our spare time rather than posting pepe's online.
Caleb Adams
Well, last year or the year before that there was some dude in my town that would just walk around dressed as a clown with a machete in the middle of the night. So yeah its happened before
Carter Cooper
No, I remember this being a thing a couple years ago. For some reason its happening again. Most likely viral marketing, like others said. But still...
remainder there is a network of clowns that are collaborating this.
it started as a creepypasta that turned out to be true
Isaac Torres
We should start calling in people wearing burqas since my feelings are as important as someone who os afraid of clowns.
Gavin Hernandez
> Jew trying to shift attention to a made up secret network of clowns
Yeah... how do I join the clown corps?
Eli Campbell
>All this staged shit with friends acting as the casual people who just come around
Old and boring
Jason King
No they haven't, everyone involved us a faggot Stop
Noah Gutierrez
They're just clowning around.
Jonathan Richardson
yes but this is more legit probably just harmless copycat stuff but would be real creepy if there are some john wayne gacys out there that will use it to their advantage
Jaxon Perez
>Can I legally run down I don't think pursuing a threat is legal in any state.
Christian Moore
>look it up >they're actually making a sequel to killer klowns from outer space
Cameron Morales
yeah im sure its a personal decision of random ppl
William Cook
Fuck off with your viral marketing you kike. You make this thread twice a day.
So what are you guys gonna dress up as for Halloween?
Cameron Diaz
Myself, although Cred Forums should get together and dress up as frogs.
Evan White
REVERSE FLASH BABY
Jayden Johnson
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Lucas Peterson
>Why are they doing this? for laughs, obviously
Parker Cooper
dunno if all their pranks included "actors" who played the victims.
Hudson Johnson
>Can I legally run down a clown if they jump in front of my car with a knife? Yes, but you have to call the police afterwards.
Carson Morales
>Dress as a clown >Remove spics and coons >Never be recognized >Never get caught ayy
Cooper Anderson
Wrong.
The military is trying to cover up the REAL impact of the Gulf oil spill... The toxins released into the ocean have been transforming normal human beings into murderous clowns.
It's going to grow exponentially as the toxins have bioaccumulated in the bodies of those things to the point where the mutating effects of the toxin can be spread through machete wounds.
Mason Nelson
Just a bunch of juggalos, how do americans not know about these fucks by now?
Jose Martinez
No, it's been at least a month or more
source: work in news, and we've been covering these since at least August
Jose Long
The only person I can think of is John Wayne Gacey, though that was late 70's
