Ask an user who just headbutted his dad in the face and will probably be homeless soon anything

Ask an user who just headbutted his dad in the face and will probably be homeless soon anything

What's your religion?

Is OP already kill?

Do you regret it?

Do you think about finding Jesus, user?

Where are you from?

>tfw Cred Forums is your best friend
>tfw you imagine three different people post as various "types" of anons you see when you browse
>tfw you daydream about having conversations with them, wearing Doc Martens, and being bold about supporting Trump in public
>tfw you literally had a daydream about having a birthday party where Cred Forums invited Trump as a surpise guest, and the liberal girl in your general requirement course decided to come and became conservative
>tfw you both posted on Cred Forums together and memed each other in real life as part of a long courtship before getting married
>tfw you woke up and realize what your life has become

th-thanks t-trump gen....

why?

idiot

did it hurt?

I don't have one.

still breathing tbqh

No, no, and New York.

fuck this place makes me depressed

Sage goes in all fields you dumb frogposter.

>tfw when nothing anyone posts anymore is original

Cred Forums is a cautionary tale.

Don't be like Cred Forums.

You made your choice, stop being a pussy and deal with the outcome.

is there any moderation to this shitty fucking board?

Say sorry to him. If you attacked your family over political shit, kys

the fuck is this shit on Cred Forums?

Did you come out of the closet?

what the fuck are u talking about retard?

he started shouting at me because I didn't help him put the shopping away and it escalated

I'm a NEET I honestly don't know what I should do? Do I got to a homeless shelter?

Yeah, feels bad man...

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Why did you headbutt your fucking dad?

today

Can you see yourself seeking out Jesus later on in your life?

If you're an atheist why do you care about anything?

why did you think this was Cred Forums related?

>from Poopystan
>thinks he can dictate anything to white overlords

Apologise you cunt

Am I suppose to feel bad for you, you sound like an ungrateful little cunt to me

Were you abused as a child

Having major problems with my dad at the moment. Your post made me see that my problems are not as big as yours.

seek help

professional help

fucking religious cuck
god doesnt exist moron
kys

My dad molested me, he died on my birthday.

I don't know man, I just never think about it

No, my dad is a fucking asshole and started it by yelling at me.

This level of autism

I dont see anything wrong with your behavior. If your neet son headbutts you there is a reason for it. Half of all people who are neets its the parents fault. I just want to tell you that. Why are you neet, what is your problem?

Just ordered my Cherry Reds last night while absolutely drunk.

feelsgoodman

lol happy birthday :^)

You did nothing wrong. Start shit get hit. The weak should fear the strong.

are you a girl?

He is now my the phone to my mother crying that his only son hit him

Better learn how to suck dick when your ass is out on the street OP.

you sound like a twat, your problems arent that big
headbutting ur dad over shopping? lazy fat cunt
dont be a fucking pussy and move out ur probs like 20 go get a fucking job
i know people who were kicked out at 16 and have made something of their lives

No way, he yelled at you, d-did you call the police user

Sounds like a cuck. Doubt he will kick you out.

Cos he already posted it on /r9k/ earlier and got shat on

Oooh, so he YELLED at you. How could he! Did he disturb your safe space? Headbutt was too good for him, you should have killed the bastard.

Why the fuck are you complaining here? This isn't your hug box. The real question is why the fuck you would do such a retarded thing in the first place

This.

Never headbutt or punch your father as it makes him feel 2 feet tall, it makes him believe he isn't the man of the house anymore and it will make him hate you. After all your parents have done you can't find a minute to help when they need it? What's worse is your a neet so it's not like you're busy with anything important.

Look I was once an angry teen and I once kicked my father straight in the nuts, we were play fighting and I crossed the line but I'd never seriously lay my hands on my father as if to fight.

I regretted that as soon as I did it but you know what I was the bigger man I apologised for what I did, I calmed down and never hurt my father in anyway since that moment.

You only get one life and your father won't be around forever bro.

Are you an abbo?

why did you post this in Cred Forums >>/rk9/ is that way

get a job

He just said he wants me out of the house by Friday, what should I do?

I'm thinking I'm going to just tell him no and stay because I'm pretty sure he can't legally kick me out in new york

ah I understand
there is just no board to share feels and get advice these days, all the assorted ones are shit

sometimes feel posting on Cred Forums works tho

what a present :D

some people deserve it, my dad was a bully all his life

If you're an adult you got six months free living before you're evicted

Apolgize to him and next time help put fucking groceries away or whatever they ask your sorry ass to do. Jesus, user, this is some nigger tier shit.

you fucking parasite
you fucking headbutted your father, your relationship will never recover

you should go voluntarily

Don't be a fucking leech on your parents. If you wanted to stay with them you wouldn't be such a bad child.

Maybe move out for a few weeks and move into a friends, ask for forgiveness and give them some time to think it over.

how old are you

Show him your (presumably) massive collection of shitty frog memes. He'll be sure to approve of you as a decent son if he sees that you've been spending time collecting images instead of searching for a job.

Or alternatlivly, you could stop being a degenerate faggot.

23 y/o neet, he can't kick me out

Army > homeless

...

This

Yeah some deserve it I get that and if that's the case I would probably bully him back.

However if it's just a case of being called lazy, not helping with shopping being a neet and not getting a job the least you can do when your at home is help out.

Thing is it makes your life easier the more you do the quieter your life will be.

I wasn't perfect when I was younger but I knew how to respect my parents.

Special delivery

I wish, they get big government checks for being black.

If you are 23 he can do whatever he wants. Get a fucking job you ungrateful kid.

What are you, going to be sucking on your moms teet for the next 15 years?

What are your aspirations?

>No, my dad is a fucking asshole and started it by yelling at me.

He yelled at you? Boo-fucking-hoo. Do the world a favour and kill yourself. Now.

he headbutted you? boo-fucking-hoo. Do the world a favour and kill yourself. Now.

Kill yourself, you useless nigger.

How the fuck can you even have the nerve to try to justify headbutting your dad when youre a 23 year old NEET living for free at his house, especially over fucking groceries?

...

If he asked you to leave his house after you headbutted him, it would make you the ultimate supercunt to tell him "no". Why are you trying to humiliate him? He has every right to kick you out and can call the police to escort you.

kill yourself. that'll teach him

21 year old, getting ready to be a combat engineer.

Join army faggot

i didn't came here for thoses feels

Get the fuck out of your father's house you worthless pants-shitter. The man raised you from birth and you can't put fucking groceries away at the same age he was working his ass off 8 hours a day to provide for you and your mother? You're garbage, I'm surprised he put up with your retarded ass as long as he did. That sort of behavior wouldn't be acceptable as a 5 year old let alone a grown fucking man. Go prepare to sell your ass on the street to AIDS niggers, you deserve it you trash.

I am not sure how things are in the States but here in the UK if you get kicked out, and have no job you can get help with your rent and neet bux which would help you get back on your feet.

Or find a few friends and houseshare.

Whatever you do make up with your dad make sure you let him know you were in the wrong, you need to change etc. Accept responsibility he'll respect you more maybe you can mend things.

Become local concrete high dive champion.
Do a flip.

You mean your Mum's husband OP

>The man raised you from birth and you can't put fucking groceries away at the same age he was working his ass off 8 hours a day to provide for you and your mother?
you're making a lot of assumptions here, how do you know his dad even works?

Did you do it right OP? Crown of the nose?

My first girlfriends dad raped her since she was 5 until seventh grade. She became anorexic and tried to kill herself a few times. She sometimes had sex dreams about him and felt really confused and horrible when she did. Anyways, I am sorry for you user, I hope that your life is good now.

>He has every right to kick you out and can call the police to escort you.

depends on the state i think. my grandmother called the cops to kick my leech of a cousin out of her house about a year back and they said they couldn't do shit if she didn't give him a notice and like 30 days to leave or some shit

>>>/rk9/
Fuck off you ungrateful cunt.

Please kill yourself. You have no respect for your father who allows you to be a NEET. So what if he yelled at you? You probably deserved it seeing as you come across like an asshole.