Brit/pol/ - Tomorrow's papers edition

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I USED TO RULE THE WORLD

Can't wait to give blood tomorrow lads. I feel like my heart is about to explode or that I could stroke out any second. Got to get some of this shit out of me.

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>Theresa May
>based

I don't think that's how it works lad

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/Brit/ pol is eternally fash.

Gordon Brown is literally worse than Tony Blair, traitors the lot of them

>And everything was instigated, and everything administered by the blairites of the 2000s

Man, the Daily Mail and the Mail on Sunday seem to be constantly launching legal cases to defend people.
>tfw liberals still chant "muh daily mail" even though it's done more good than all of their publications put together

First for our multicultural capital!

Call me a jerrycuck but i vehemently like the way they (used to) dress everything up with flowers and leaves.

If doubles I'll join labour

Friendly reminder the Germany economy could go tits up tomorrow, lads.

reuters.com/article/us-germany-deutsche-bank-idUSKCN1220NA

>Tony Abbott says Australia should strike shotgun trade deal with post-Brexit UK

Best Tone

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/03/tony-abbott-says-australia-should-strike-shotgun-trade-deal-with-post-brexit-uk?CMP=share_btn_tw

More of a Prussian thing no?

Where/what is this?

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Can't wait for the crash so I can buy a house lads.

This meme has been going forever. Why tomorrow specifically?

CRASHING THIS CONTINENT

Where do you get these?

Fucking finally

Hitler returning from France, a reception no other leader has ever had before or since.

youtube.com/watch?v=sIZP-jtnWRM

Why would you even joke such a thing?

>404

Labor not found

as i said in the last thread, i hope you got some capital at the ready.. otherwise forget it

M8, brit/pol/ is the least fash part of Cred Forums. English people really fell hard for the anti-nazi memes (they hated England, they wanted to take over the world, etc.)

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People who fight for legal abortion are disgusting, use a condom and stop being a slag.

Didn't he get sacked?

>When the fucking stupid mong kid gets stuck in the swinging cutters again

don't you remember the blitz reee how could you support such evil ideology that consisted of nothing other than killing people and taking over europe!

Google. Really need to stop giving those kikes hits though.

Pretty much

Can someone PLEASE redpill me on the junior doctor strikes? I have no idea who's in the wrong, but I'm fucking sick of hearing about these entitled cunt millennials neglecting their duties. Do they have a legit cause to strike THIS fucking much?

>British troops exempted from human rights law

Imagine how much pussy Hitler could've got if he'd wanted to

>Slow down there fella. I know your going to rape me but lets just slip this johnny on you.
>There you go. Now rape away.

This show was so shite, his voice was unbearable.

They want more money, but you won't hear them admit that.

>communism looks good on paper but in practice it doesn't work

t. history teachers

You'll be fine laddy. Just make sure to eat something decent before going and stay hydrated. They'll offer you a few biscuits or something similar afterwards, eat them even if you're not hungry. Then just sit and relax for about 15 minutes before heading back home.

Because THIIIINGGGSS

Lel

Well a few reasons really. American stocks in DB plunged again today after the rumours of a cut to the fine imposed on DB turned out to be untrue. There is mounting pressure to come up with a deal and now political fallouts are beginning to happen. Every day that they don't come up with a deal it gets worse for DB.

It may not happen tomorrow of course, but the opening bell will be very interesting. I don't think it will be a good day for DB.

Fascism is Italian sandnigger shit

What is she planning?

>implying

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Thanks Saul, I'll bear that in mind.

Theresa May has always run for a mandate of scrapping human and privacy rights. Naught to do with the Mail or anywhere in comparison with investigative papers.

Don't you ever say that again.

they always say this, but they also have zero understanding of WHY, so they assume that full socialism will work just fine

Awesome, thanks.

>tfw the founder of fascism sucked at war

Jungle Run was better you cheeky cunt.

>i'll never be a mum

Isn't that what you cunts fucking wanted?

Can the Conservatives call an early election already. It was clear under Cameron that they had no intentions of actually doing anything in Government. This is just getting embarrassing now.

It's going to be a crash alright

>open google
>"european people art"
>wtf i love niggers now

I know. Philosophical illiterates.

That and My Parents Are Aliens were the only good programs on CITV.

Jesus lads sharpe author is really disappointing me in this new book here.
>Yankess giving information to rebels that results in hundreds of Brit deaths is okay cos she's hot
>the British officer who is trying to punish her for this is evil because reasons

Why the fuck do my yaks keep disappearing from YikYak?

I post something to wind up the student populace, look back in a few hours and it's gone. Are they being deleted?

It wasn't just him, in Rommel's own words, the Italian soldiers were just fine, it's just their general staff were shit, their supply lines were shit and their government was shit.

It's possibly all in my head. But the normal rules don't necessarily apply when you're blasting gear.

>tfw 6'2" 95kg and chasing the one arm chinup white whale leads to injecting potentially dangerous whore moans in my arse twice a week.

At least I'm going to be swole for the race war I guess.

>Union flag btfo

Scotland forever remember 1314

Nazi Germany and the British Empire were heading for a collision course sooner or later. No amount of Jewish kikery in that era, admiration of Hitler's rise to power from nothing and Larping with the swag uniforms changes that.

Obvious exceptions exist, I was speaking generally.

I guessed it was probably along the lines of
>want more money
>want to do fewer hours

That would certainly tie in with the sweeping culture of laziness and sense of self-entitlement (I.e. MY personal time and work effort is worth a lot) that seems to be plaguing millennials. I'm 24, and all I can see on my FB newsfeed is people posting links to 'trump is stupid' and 'adulting is not for me' articles. 'Adulting' - honestly what the fuck? They've managed to come up with a new word to make it sound as if growing up and acting as a functional member of society is somehow a lifestyle choice that you shouldn't feel obliged to make. Jesus fuck I hate everyone

>giving blood on steroids/hormones
Are you a fucking mong or what?

>mfw triumph of the will gets fully colorized

Italian Fascism suffered from nepotism, for a dictatorship to work it must be built around meritocracy.

I only have £25k in liquid assets. ;-;

That's the law they are planning for Poland.
No abortions. Not even for incest rape of children.

It's what baby Jesus would have wanted.

I only have £25k in liquid assets. ;-;

I saw my colleague this morning had £23k in checking. Well jell tbqh

Pic won't happen. School doubles as daycare.

Don't give blood when you're on gear. Jesus Christ.

Thread themes.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-Uf75_U7E

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so did national socialism suffer from nepotism?

>goering given command of the air force

British Empire was infested with kikery. Nazi Germany was not. Adolf > Winnie.

>tfw poorfag

you missed the best one

youtube.com/watch?v=URZFxSPXOGE

Of course it did, but not nearly as much as Musso's government.

Hindus and Sikhs are good people

You sound like you're going to accidentally kill yourself

HOLY SHIT LADS

This is what Poland is importing into our country.

>I really wish I could look like him.

They don't screen for roids on purpose. The level of hormone in the blood isn't enough to have an effect on the recipient but the red blood cell density and other beneficial factors will be way up.

If that that fat shill Churchill didn't jew out we could have allied with Nazi Germany, kept the Empire and together took back America, instead we sacrificed it all to make Isreal.

>They don't screen for roids on purpose
What are you on about? Even if they don't it's still not good to donate blood on fucking gear when it'll be used on the critically ill on cocktails of drugs you utter faggot.

>tfw the best recruits in a nazi party would be the pakis

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>we could have allied with Nazi Germany
Because Hitler never broke previous agreements whenever he wanted.
Because a powerful country dominating Europe is good for the UK.

Just saying the enemy of my enemy was not my friend.

> Govt wants them to work more evenings and weekends
> Has changed what is classified as unsocial hours so they don't have to pay them much (if any) more money to do it

What could have been...

True but we were white European brothers and we both got Jewed.

I fucking hate all media outlets. Fucking infowars is more reputable than the BBC.

Any of you lads know any qt porn stars with short hair/ a pixie cut hairstyle?

Nth for Hitch.

>we'll train more doctors!!
>meanwhile medical schools are refusing to accept A*A*A students because they don't do enough """extracurricular activities"""

>we were white European brothers
Yeah and Hitler allied with slit eyed japs and muslims over whites.

The only deal he broke was the one he had with the commies. Hitler was openly enamoured of Britain and her empire.

reuters, ft and the telegraph are about all i can stand at this point. i'll still have an occasional cheeky gander at the express and the daily mail though.

YOUR MUM M8 L O L

Like this?

He's so close to the full red pill but he refuses to swallow.

yes, name?

Pakis are muslim m8

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Is it my imagination or has the BBC gotten dramatically worse in the past couple of years?

Shay fox.

Love thy enemy. The nazis were the best and most noble of all. They're our brothers and should've been our allies.

dunno

Well he certainly reached out to Britain to strike a peace deal but got nothing but bombs in reply from bloated Winnie

What if he's right though? WHAT IF HE IS RIGHT?

>Hitler was openly enamoured of Britain and her empire.

His generals weren't though.

I've said this a few times but I suspect that if we had stayed out of Europe to begin with, they'd struggle to resist backstabbing us whilst focusing our attention on the Japanese.

Just curious, are you a medic? My friend is a junior doc and he is against steroids but says donating whilst on them will do literally nothing unless you were on some sort of megadose.

I won't do it if it's actually likely to cause harm, I'm not some drug addict who gives a shit about nothing an no one.

Hitler didn't mind muslims though. That's the greatest irony of skinhead nazis.

Ever since they hired the former news director from Sky News its been going downhill.

>Morning Star

Fucking hell user, no need to be that comprehensive.

He respected Britain and would have wanted a powerful ally. He visited the king Edward before everyone turned on him and was friends with wilson. He never liked france after how they treated German workers.
Can you just imagine. The monarchy and the Reich burning down the white house. I hope multiverse theory exists

hmm, where do you both live

>The only deal he broke was the one he had with the commies
And the "I have no further territorial demands" after the sudentenland.

lily labeau
riley nixon

there's one more but i can't remember her name, will look for you

this is true.. Hitler never wanted to attack England. He considered the English people to be most similar to the German people.

>when you're under the influence of wicked poisons and you watch Kenneth Clark's 'Civilisation'

It's too redpilled, I can't handle it

what's liquid assets?

If Edward hadn't abdicated would we still have gone to war?

What does brit/pol/ think of Liam Fox?

>WE WUZ MERCHANTS N' SHIET

Why are family guy, the Simpsons and American dad so unfunny now?

Even Southpark isn't like what it used to be. And it's not just my age, I still find old episodes of South Park and the simpsons bare funny.

Good on you for stocking up on rations for the nuclear winter comrade

Stuff that can be easily transferred into money.

youtube.com/watch?v=q5BIDjVza1s
Tywin Lannister?

I think he's pretty cool desu.

>He considered the English people to be most similar to the German people.

Carthage and the Roman Republic were very similar.
It did not make a difference in the end. Like back then, two big boy powers can't co-exist peacefully.

>they'd struggle to resist backstabbing us whilst focusing our attention on the Japanese

Well of course they would, they were allied to the Japs after all. That would like standing behind your friend's attacker and doing nothing at all.

cheers

Spendable cash, or see Non-liquid assets would include a house, company equipment etc.

>bare

such as?

i'm looking at gold atm, should i buy?
do you think if deutsche bank collapses gold prices will go through the roof?

Just bit my arm off lads

freemarketer sperg who thinks a free market is the answer to everything.
The people of sunderland are gonna get a big shock when they voted against a free trade deal and the EU and then get a neoliberal free trade on steroids thanks to him.

I think he was very lucky to get back into frontline politics after his antics with his roommate/bestman/"advisor"

Am I the only who likes girls with a deeper than normal voices?

You should be more careful

Knew that would trigger at least one of you

How can one lose blood pressure in under 12 hours?
I have a test tomorrow, it's high but I'm just stressed and out of shape.
The latter takes time and I'm doing cardio. The former, I'm fucked with for now.

are you the same autismo from the other thread or are you a bait troll?

I get what you mean but how deep are we talking? Can you give any examples?

I see I have another impersonator. Reeeee desu

>'Nothing else mattered, neither King, nor country, nor regiment, nor home; only love'
Fucking dropped

Early onset homosexuality. Make an appointment with your doctor sharpish.

See

Nah that'd be me. I'm always here

Probably, memes aside Churchill really was in the Zionist pockets. His estate was being financed by them before he even became PM. He stated several times that this wasn't a war against National socialism but the economic power of Germany and their third system (outlawing usury and basically telling the banks to fuck off) Churchill is a national traitor and we got nothing from going to war from germany

I get triggered by it every day, everyone around me fucking says it. I don't understand why, what was wrong with "lots"?

True, Hitler could probably weasel out of it somehow.
My point is that in this fantasy scenario where Britain and Germany don't war to begin with - Japan STILL wants our shit.

I was just about to do songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=E9c8C2K-TtE

youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U

Short term: meditate
Long term: change diet

(((reuters, ft and the telegraph)))

Do you have a thing for state ran news outlets?

LONDON
However
>implying I keep it on my person

Plenty of Northern goblins out there for you.

>yfw alternate history in which he took power in a coup in 1936

>when you impersonate one sperg on brit/pol/ and someones impersonates you impersonating him

When people 'invest in gold' are you literally just buying physical gold delivered to your door or are you simply changing some numbers on your computer? Or does it depend on the extent of your investment?

Our nobility are so useless. They're all inbred and either stupid, corrupt, or homosexual.

He had total and utter control of his generals though. State servicemen not so much, Himmler worked on his own occurd but the generals listened to him

whereabouts lad?

Emma Stone
Wew lad.

>scottish nationalist sets fire to flag

I bet the cuck wants to stay in europe lol

>Japan STILL wants our shit
>Implying Germany and Britain couldn't bully the Japs into backing off and providing a lifetime supply of free anime

you can do either, buy gold bullions to get delivered to your house... or underground bunker along with your long life tinned food

or you can pay them to store it in their vaults, as in you never see it, never appreciate its weight and shininess

just bought a slab of silver today.

royalmintbullion.com/Products/Bars/RMGM5G

thegoldbullion.co.uk/buy-gold-bullion/?sort=best-price-per-gram

could get something up north.. stoke maybe

Gold is a liquid asset yeah. I don't really like to give financial advice but I don't think you'd be losing money anytime soon if you did decide to invest in some gold. It's about as safe as you can get right now.

I prefer cryptocurrency personally just because of how usable it is.

I am the real hand biting sperg pls belieb me.

>when it never got better

>Emma Stone

hng

No cheeky spectator or private eye ?

Avoid government bonds like the plague, but you should be doing that already thanks to negative interest rates.
Gold is already pretty high value, but you could make a bit off of it if you timed it right.

Otherwise keep hold of it until things get rocky and start buying company shares for peanuts.
You can either buy gold off the metals exchange and hold it yourself or have someone (usually a bank) hold it for you. Or you could buy gold futures (I know they exist for other metals, not sure about gold)

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Yeah they are, although its because all their effective power has been wiped out. I'd like to see 'are liz have a bit more of a say

did you find her lad?

Mickey Reise is her name

Spectator is one that I always kind of forget about for some reason. I check it out now and then though. Never read Private Eye.

Another stokie here?

Is Taco Bell good and is it worth going to Barnsley (of all places) for it?

here desu

Well give me some better ones then.

god no i live in Nottingham

I can give you my entire address you're not going to do anything

4 Tyas Rd, London E16 4JL

Come at me cnut

>tfw no Whig party
JUST

Stokefag here, cannot recommend not buying here highly enough

Cheap, yes, but

>Ridden with pakies, fucking everywhere
>everyone is common as fuck
>disgusting accent
>nothing to do
>aesthetic of the entire city is a blight on the landscape

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It would just be cute banzais doing banzai things

youtube.com/watch?v=TUJOVHk9mW8

Bloody what!

i thought bitcoin would be like 100000 to 1 pound lol

The Whigs evolved into the Libdems

there is

youtube.com/watch?v=OiddYn_3N80

legend.

I'm in favor of WE WUZ
(Googles were not kings, Neither wuz we btw)

Merchants. Yeah we were.

Wait, what the hell that supposed to mean?
Death to traitors duck, I bet you live in Normacott or Hanley

He wants a dinosaur not a canary.

How old are you?

>tfw I live nearby

that's why it's cheap, just buy something as a BTL landlord

mmm, but the Liberals were corrupted by the merger with the SDP. They now have most of the statist and redistributionist instincts of Labour

>ywn storm parliament with Harry and his SAS mates to overthrow a marxist government
feels bad, man

Wew lads, it's midnight. Think I might turn in.

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To anyone wondering what it's like to be allies with Hitler, whether he would backstab us or not, look at Mussolini. Italy did the most outrageous fuck ups in WW2 and Hitler literally put his own plans on hold to sort them out in North Africa and the Balkans, and then put a lot of resources into defending Italy when the Americans invaded. Spain too. When the communists tried to take over and depose the monarchy, Hitler sent the Luftwaffe to help out.

Are you drunk?

Working on it.
Only issue is it's short term, and obviously I would look dodgy meditating. I also cant do if for longer than 10-15 minutes, even then it's not consistent or deep.

same

shall we make a little club?

He even rescued his old bud from prison

>tfw if it was an allied operation shittons of movies would be made about it

but i bet the relationship went a bit downhill and awkward from then on

No

Fucking Kek, I'm from stoke and that's why I don't live there any more. I live in Bruntsfield in Edinburgh. Got a £55k/year job with a global construction company and moved to somewhere with fewer plebs. At least £1.3k/month in rent if you want somewhere half decent in bruntsfield. But only morons rent.

Back in the day it was.

coindesk.com/bitcoin-pizza-day-celebrating-pizza-bought-10000-btc/

Best British news sources? I read the Telegraph every day but dunno what else to read.

>Sankichi the Monkey

These things are pretty great

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=43AUsuceJJY

Just looked at Tyas Road on google maps, comfy looking place m8

Is Weedman a secret republican?

Who's going to order the ocado delivery for 200 bottles of salt to this joker?

>Comfy posting on Brit/pol/ not an option

thanks senpai. enjoy

Buy a gum shield your retard. You must have so many bite scars on your hands and arms by now

It makes me feel genuinely sad that we didn't listen to Harold Wilson and even sadder that we didn't ally up

>is it worth going to Barnsley

rhetorical questions waste bandwith desu

Masturbation

>1 imaginary bitcoin
>or a solid bar of gold
wat do.

get us a job mate

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Lads. I need help.

Can some of you more well-off Britmates tell me how you got to have a good job, what I should to get one like it, or even any tips on how to get a good job.

I have a degree. Not that it means much.

Worst case is a backstabbing either way.
>tfw we could be on the moon in a moonbase by now
WW2 was the death of Western civilization if WW1 wasnt.

Brit/pol/ is extra comfy tonight. How can England fall to the wogs when we have all these top lads?

But...Where do you get your oatcakes from!? plus Blythe Bridge is nice, I live in meir though, feelsbad

>Spectator
>FT
>Standpoint

What's your degree in?

Thanks I'm heading down to my uni's research library right now, will read those

>Harold Wilson
What?

Top lads from all counties.

Decide on your industry/career path first

Whenever I visit family I stock up at Castle Oatcakes, Hayden the huge AF guy who runs it will just bag a load up for you if you buy bulk, then I just take them back up here and freeze them.

brit/pol trip to cadbury world when?

I cant help user, I'm like you, but my advise is do like me and join the TA. You get more qualifications and you get paid, it's better than nothing.

Are you winding me up m8? Of course it's physical, that's the whole point in investing in it. If it was just a case of changing numbers on the screen you could sell any meme and claim it has value just because you say it does. Sort of like how money works.

You're right user. Thanks for reminding!

youtube.com/watch?v=FN7r0Rr1Qyc

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Britain will live, therefore Britain will win

seize the means of production lad

I think you were only allowed to be an ally of Germany if you were an incompetent fuck up.

>mfw finding out some people thought this guy was a military genius

>there are people in this thread that didn't vote for the class war party in 2015

shame, shame, shame!

youtube.com/watch?v=xyLvUTO4_M4

It's only as imaginary as fiat currency is. Both are good investments imo. Both are rising. Gold is safer, I just prefer BTC cause I can use it now.

Any rich fag here willing to pay for me to live the life they can never live because they're a 24/7 wagekek?

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We should do a Brit/pol/ sings of Things Can only Get Better

shit yank owned sugar paste, nah m9

I would legit go

>then see you spergs waiting there, do a 360 and walk away

>TheSteamtramman1 month ago
There cannot be many Union Movement members left now; I'm 80, and have lost all my comrades from the old Utility Battalion, let alone the Fife and Drum band. Thank goodness someone keeps the flame alight.

That pic,
>How to get a proper fashcut - exhibit A

Phil/History
2:1

It was far harder than most of the other humanities stuff, but ironically less respected.

Assume my degree isn't worth much. Because it isn't.

I don't know. I just want to feel wanted.

>meet girl
>shes catholic
>plays sport
>hates feminism
>super clean
>doesnt sleep around
>is 17
>has crush on me
>mfw

expat?

only if it would make him more popular

What an A E S T H E T I C mosley

Firm handshake

Fuck I meant Neville Chamberlain, I always get them confused.
Noice, No true stokie can resist the call of the oatcake. Cheese and beans youth. Plus fuck cheadle

Go for it pal

it should never have been sold

wales, router's giving me a clap fleg this week

fuck yes

How old are you?

stop this

EU is forcing hard Brexit it seems.
It's great because Germany is about to go tits up with DB, and you know damn well they will come scrounging and pushing migrants on you.

Why do our good companies sellout instead of looking long-term?

Astonishing just how different the youths were then. You can see that they were much more serious and mature at a younger age, and much more masculine than our modern day, effeminate faggot generation.

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How can we help you when you don't even know the industry?

You need to find out what you enjoy doing lad

You're 22 though so it's a bit weird

Many sympathies. I'm sure you can overcome such trauma.

cheeky blowly behind morrisons for me lads

nature of the country

From Gwynedd county, my net's doing fine right now

see

I tried shitposting in trumpgen while camouflaged but it moves too fast to even wind anyone up

Man I just fucking love the monarchy. One look at any of them and I'm all misty eyed and doughy.

I wish that I could see the Queen in person before she dies but I doubt that will happen.

Law conversion course lad.

When are you going to marry her then?

The age difference seems fine to me.

god damn falafels are tasty lads

how did you end up in the US

Everything about Mosley is feels heavy. I noticed that comment a while ago as well, at least he lived to be proven right.
youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk
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Blackshirts pls come back and save us

My router is fine.
Sky is trash though.

do it faggit

24 and 18 is fine. Go get her.

Wagga Wagga?

Maybe I've only noticed it in the last couple of years, but it seems so. The BBC news desk might as well be relocated to a ship off the coast of Libya the amount of time they spend there.

Hate mudslimes but I have to agree, some pretty tasty shit

there's a bit of a difference in maturity, she'd be the perfect girl if she was just a bit older and worldly

hung out with her last night, conversations were mostly just comparing school to university...

You 3 must be the only white people left in Canning town

No lad lol

What happened to the user who was caught listening to Mosley speeches for half an hour with no headphones?

Is her name sheila?

I don't know. I've never had any friends, and I've never really enjoyed anything. I honestly don't know. I just want to have as much money as possible for the least effort, and I don't really care if it's amoral.

I suggest you get yourself baptised then.

>tfw you want a second referendum just to bask in the remain tears and butthurt all over again

They were right.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Jq7xgVqPYA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_Mosley

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Harmsworth,_1st_Viscount_Rothermere

>Farage and others had marched through a quiet Sussex village very late at night shouting Hitler-youth songs.
channel4.com/news/nigel-farage-ukip-letter-school-concerns-racism-fascism

Fuck the Queen, Philip is the real national treasure.
I'm gonna miss him when he goes, who else will bring the bantz?

pic

Why would you want a worldly girl? Give me innocence any day

Damn, I knew a girl like that from Wagga Wagga

she's a secret slut

omg is that a thing? pls say that's a thing

cant have teen brides in australia yet champ

>Why do our good companies sellout instead of looking long-term?

That's the neolib way.

Sounds fine to me.

> I just want to have as much money as possible for the least effort, and I don't really care if it's amoral.

Sounds like it's time to become a male escort for Saudi princes

The docklands are pretty gentrified with young city types

Also
>implying they're all white

Nige is legit handsome (no homo)

>youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk
best british type of them vids

Fucking shit it's true.

Yep

Even fuckin Tottenham is becoming gentrified now.

Kek, Bangor here. Just my house's weird internet.

Prince Harry maybe? Lad's got a sense of humour.

women with a bit of maturity and sense are much easier to talk to and better company than brain dead teenagers

Finance is an option, but I don't think you'd survive (the people and the hours).

My advice would be to make a fucking massive list of things that you might remotely be interested in and explore them. Go to a meetup for it. Read about it. Watch documentaries etc and pick something that's appealing

>I don't know. I just want to feel wanted.

You have no direction and aim. I'm not surprised, most men are like you in today's society, you have been emasculated.

I will make you feel wanted, I will make a man out of you. I will tell you exactly what to do and you will become powerful and successful. In return you will finance my life and when I turn 35, you will give me your seed so I my quench my brood.

Deal?

Start some troll yank threads for lulz

You're from Bangor? You ever go to the Works book store?

NEW

Top kek

im texting this milf and she wants me. problem is that i have no idea about her medical record. dont want hiv lads. what do i do?

I like how there are complaints of social cleansing now when it's all happened before. Poor working class Londoners moving to Essex and such. Honestly if you can't afford to live without State handouts I don't think you should be allowed to live in London desu.

You're older so she might just be nervous/intimidated by your age. Get her to open up to you and maybe the conversations will get more interesting?
YET

Is it bad to like Japanese/Chinese girls?
They were civilized, tea loving empires fighting barbarians, just like us.
It's ok right? I feel guilty given the decline of white Brits, but I also find our women unlikable. Poles are better, but they dont speak English, I dont speak Polish, but their broken English accents sound great.

No you didnt Obongo, Somalias' never been important

>To look back at you, in the pages of history with the proud words, to Britain to Europe, they were true
We need another Mosley

>Got a degree in memeonomics
>Underemployed for years doing non related work
>Start training to be an independent financial adviser
>Get mum's boss to send out an email to contacts seeing if they have any internships going at their companies
>Get some interest
>Quit shit tier IFA job for unpaid 3 month internship at a company mostly building an intranet site for market analytics function
>Apply for some internal only permanent jobs at the same company
>Finish the internship and go to work on a building site because i hate being unemployed and my parents will call me lazy and useless as usual
>Don't even get a reply to first internal job application
>Get turned down for second internal job application after interview because i'm overqualified
>Start shitting myself because i quit a paying job to do this internship and now I'm labouring on a building site
>Get accepted for third and last internal job application, analytics role in commercial finance department
>Get sponsored to do chartered accountancy qualification
>Get qualified and move into financial planning and analysis department, salary almost doubles.

tfw loads of cash but still no gf

Not for a while, I won't have bumped into you unless you've worked there for like 3 years.

Wear two condoms

can't you just bring it up coyly? ask about protection etc

also pics of milf pls

Started last year, if you come in soon I'm the chubby tall fella with the glasses if you ever see me.

Hiding my power level.

Fins something you will have an interest in and look at a career path and where you want to be. Trust me don't stress m8 I'm 28 and just worked out what I want to do with my life. All stressing yourself about it will affect you badly.

>If I were confident we would win again id agree

I'll be your gf.

I'll signal you secretly, watch out for the guy who walks in and starts kicking down cards stands and screaming REEEEE MUH BRIT/POL/ REEEEEEEEEE

Gurl or homo

Hitler was an autist fag, he never dipped his wick. He probably just rubbed one out over his dog on the reg, listening to Wagner while sticking a cinnamon loaf up his arsehole.

I'll look out for you mate, I'm excited for some autist to wreck my shop.

You from the area or you a student?

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