According to chatter from reliable sources here in Israel, there is going to be a major happening later this week.
I don't want to arouse suspicion or get in trouble, so I will only post what I feel comfortable divulging.
If what I'm hearing is true, there is going to be a major financial upset in the markets that will result in a certain country taking a lot of territory from its neighbor. Not only that, but migration patterns will drastically change, and will cause certain countries to look very different in the near future.
There are going to be many challenges that the world must soon overcome. If what I'm hearing is true - and my sources are very reliable - then you should start stocking up on goods like Sodastream, OTC medication from generic manufacturers like Teva Pharmaceuticals, and perhaps download the app "Waze" to help you navigate through the ensuing traffic.
I would also recommend stocking up on firearms in countries in which they are legal, specifically Tavors and Uzis.
Wyatt Torres
Also, you're going to want to stock up on dried food that can stay fresh for months. I would recommend a peanut butter-flavored snack called Bamba. It's cheap, keeps for months, and tastes great.
Stay safe, everyone!
Xavier Rodriguez
Sure; I'll stock up... How much months worth?
Christian Rodriguez
As ever Australia will pretend to care knowing full well nothing short of ww3 will genuinely bother us and we will continue to give lip service to our "aillies" and chyna so they keep thinking we will/wont support them in a conflict we do not care about.
I would also take note jews are not liked here, by anyone. You are also all conveniently located in Jew "hives" in the east of Sydney etc. Easy to locate easy to round up and kill.
Austin Fisher
what am I reading?
Chase Brooks
roleplaying proxy faggot
Gavin Gray
I've been hearing similar chatter, so I just wanted to add that Sabra hummus is a very good thing to stock up on if you want a healthy snack that the whole family can enjoy.
Angel Ortiz
Dirty juice psy ops
>alway be weary of da eternal noooooze
John Gomez
>my sources are very reliable >If what I'm hearing is true
Elijah Perry
I'm not a proxy - this is real.
Ian Hill
And why should we believe a couple of Jews are really trying to look out for us?
Jason Fisher
Do they have twinkles in Israel?
Jaxon Perez
All that to try and drive sales of some Jewish crackers.
Jaxson Butler
...
Andrew Ramirez
the globalist jews are trying to jew the israeli jews
Hunter Gomez
I've seen this picture earlier today. You're caught op.. I browse this site 24/7
Gavin Nguyen
you're not the same israel poster, and to play along, give evidence of this "happening"
Noah Collins
You yids are full of shit.
Aiden Sanchez
As many months as you can afford, since you never know how long these happenings last.
Make sure you look for the brands me and the other Israeli user listed.
Aiden Turner
Why do people ever believe these threads?
Ethan Reyes
>recommending brand name products
FUCK
OFF
SHILL
Mason Morris
just fucking tell us schlomo, who is going to acquire territory? at least say if its middle east or outside of middle east (and if its shitty africa, we dont care)
Ayden Hernandez
So; you're going to poison those goods?
Elijah Wilson
>March 10th
Nice try kike
James Jones
My sources at base are hearing the same my friends. It's h time to finish your preparations and get your family together in one place. It's going to be a hell of a ride. It will all be worth it for the greater Israel though and the world will enjoy a thousand years of peace after 2020.
Ryan Ramirez
Oh look another fake Israel habbending thread
Justin Richardson
kike shilling for his bio tech stock
1 sage deposited.
Benjamin Cook
can i trust this kike?
Nolan White
That was me earlier. Also, OP and I are probably referring to the same chatter, so I trust his authenticity and you should too.
Don't forget the Sabra hummus and the other goods OP mentioned.
Chase Hall
Oh and remember to stock up on pot noodles and iodine!
Benjamin Wilson
Nice shitpost, Shlomo
Adrian Brown
Recommending Israeli name brand products!!!
Adam Taylor
>There are going to be many challenges that the world must soon overcome. If what I'm hearing is true - and my sources are very reliable - then you should start stocking up on goods like Sodastream, OTC medication from generic manufacturers like Teva Pharmaceuticals, and perhaps download the app "Waze" to help you navigate through the ensuing traffic. >I would also recommend stocking up on firearms in countries in which they are legal, specifically Tavors and Uzis.
all jewish shit that we already boycott
Jaxson Lopez
> BUY FIREARMS ESPECIALLY TAVORS AND UZIS
God damn, kikes really do waste no opportunity to make a shekel.
Parker Perez
Thanks merchant. You're always looking out for me.
Luis Anderson
>Sodastream >Teva Pharmaceuticals >Tavors and Uzis >Bamba
There's a happening goyim, make sure you stock up on all these jewish products
Mason Garcia
sage this retarded bullshit.
>ive got such secret sources i cant even name something as broad and as basic as which country, because somehow naming a country will identify me personally
fuck off faggot, stock up on your matzah
Easton Jones
>please buy my shit Oh you funny guy you.
Wyatt Robinson
>stock up on israeli products Seems legit merchant
Jace Robinson
This all sounds very suspicious to me mate.
Alexander Walker
stock up on zyklon b
Ian Morris
Not realizing only in America are we so retarded we do month day year.....
Joshua Robinson
Thank you merchant! I will spend frivolously on these items.
Michael Powell
kek
Robert Garcia
>recommends tavors and uzis >both are commonly manufactured by Israelis >name drops products to buy >all products are related to israeli shit
Get out of my face goy
Jeremiah Scott
>Something happening >Ever
Elijah Thompson
jewish lies.
Easton Scott
you fucking retard clrearly says its october
Elijah Evans
Here's a >(you) Are you happy Schlomo?
Think about your shekels now.
Josiah Adams
March 10, 2016 that pic is 7 months old
Carter White
Jews gunna Jew
Levi Lewis
Mexico here make sure to invest milion dolare in donky show
donky happen soon prepare ok
t. juan rodriguez rodriguez screensnap me this
Eli White
Stocking up on peanut butter is your best bet because it's healthy and your dog can lick it off your balls when there's no more internet porno during WW3.
Adrian Diaz
>make sure you goys stock up on israeli weaponry and other products for The Happening!
Genuinely funny thread OP, I kek'd.
Parker Brooks
Ill take my business to the Amish, they have better quality goods.
Owen Jones
>that will result in a certain country taking a lot of territory from its neighbor. But we already took all we needed
Leo Thompson
Only burgers read month/day/year because you are retarded.
Alexander Ross
The jewest jew outjewing jewness. Dont burn your skin rubbing hands.
Christopher Cruz
***ATTENTION GOYIM***
I am hearing additional chatter that suggests a situation in which you will want to have a lot of a fruit called an etrog. I can't divulge why at the moment, so you'll have to trust me. Buy a lot of etrogs.
Caleb Adams
lmfao well memed herschel
Luke Collins
Recommend me good kike wines pls. Whites preferred.
Nicholas King
Yes we must support our greatest ally
Nolan Davis
So it was all a joke! Fuck you, merchant, I have spent all my saving on buckwheat and tushonka
Xavier Myers
>If what I'm hearing is true, there is going to be a major financial upset in the markets that will result in a certain country taking a lot of territory from its neighbor
everything that ever happens always results in a (((certain country))) taking a lot of territory from its neighbor
Hudson Wood
Buy Barkan and frankly anything with Hebrew written on it.
Gavin Lee
nonsense you forgot finland, the baltics and ukraine :^)
Nathan Wilson
nice passport but we want to see your Mossad ID
Cameron Gonzalez
>posting on Rosh Hashana Just move to Berlin already
Adam Garcia
is this about the India&Pakistan shyte?
Luis Cook
Is Russia finally going to invade Ukraine?
Nicholas Wilson
I have it on good authority (trust me on this, I can't divulge right now) that there will be a major financial crash.
Since Maple Syrup is one of the densest, longest-lasting, and most calorie-rich syrups, you had better stock up on as much Maple Syrup and Maple Fudge as you can buy.
Jose Taylor
***IMPORTANT NEW INFO***
This is supposed to remain a secret, but I genuinely want to see you all succeed. Don't let this leave Cred Forums:
Buy a lot of stock in a company called SpaceCom. You will not be disappointed.
Isaiah Watson
I've actually been looking for some of these. Impossible to find around here tho
Carson Cook
mfw the burgers annex us and Turdeau gets deported to mars.
David Torres
just tell me what's going to happen
Cameron Ortiz
[spoiler]It's all a joke where kike anons are shilling Israeli products.[/spoiler]
Parker Thompson
Nice try shlomo but pol taught me not to trust jews :^)
Liam Gomez
I would if I could, but there is simply too much on the line. You'll find out soon enough.
However, you don't have much time to prepare. I highly recommend purchasing the brands mentioned in this thread.
Caleb Rogers
>have Israeli IP >buy stocks in company >"Oh no goy looks like it's another sho... happening! Better buy this stock!" >rub hands together
Am I doing it right?
Kevin Robinson
it's a joke you fuck
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
Logan James
Gave me a giggle nice
Owen Rogers
I'll admit, Israelis have good bants
Carter Hall
Yeah, as if I'd buy stocks in a company famous for having exploding satellites.
Adrian Gomez
Any other jewish goods we should stock up on?
Austin Harris
These brands don't exist in Brazil as far as I know. Why you israelis no sell to brazil? i wanna get jew'd
Parker Gutierrez
You have the original?
Benjamin Jackson
BUY SWHC STOCK FAST
Mason Lee
>goods like Sodastream
THESE COLORS DONT RUN CHAIM
Levi Hill
Clever advertising Schlomo
Joshua Anderson
Yes, buy a dreidel and chocolate coins for your children. Children love opening the golden wrappers off the chocolate shekels that they wager when they spin every child's favorite toy.
Make sure you don't buy the dreidels made in China.
Caleb Long
My sources say that I will go to Latvia in Wednesday and return in Sunday. Sources are certain that I will get massage, sauna and drunk.
Grayson Cruz
Schlomo, how many copies of the Talmud do I need?!!
Levi Lopez
>israeli products nice try shill
Josiah Edwards
Buy at least the entire volumes of both the Jerusalem and Babylon Talmuds. Don't forget the entire volumes of the Mishnah, Gemara, and JPS Tanakh as well.
Easton Jenkins
>goyim buy up all the etrogs >you don't have any left when Sukkot begins on October 16th >Yahweh is angered and sends his angel to purge Israel with a flaming sword brb buying etrogs
Samuel Moore
Nothing will happen. Stupid fucking jew
Nicholas Lopez
this thread motivated me to find an etrog online
just ordered
Jaxon Carter
>Tavors and Uzis Bruh if you want to get technical it would be anything nato.
Nathaniel Parker
Will this protect me on judgement day like respected Chrisitian Zionist John Hagee says it will? If so I will pay anything!!
Isaac Evans
(you)...
Hudson Murphy
Lemme guess. You're investing in all of these companies, right? Classic Jew.
Juan Phillips
>Teva
Thanks Greatest ally!
Ethan Phillips
i was right its dbk and its tonight, gopher user was right.
can i have money so i dont die please master
Easton Stewart
It will only protect you if you buy them from an online merchant certified by a respected Jewish consumer advocate. You are clearly very intelligent and will surely survive the happening.
Easton Barnes
reminder that low tier happeningfag threads like this one are /x/ shit that doesn't belong here >my dad works at Nintendo that's how I know guize
Matthew Morgan
a skype message feed
Jonathan Perez
>american education
Blake Miller
Oh G-d bless you! I'm donating my life savings to the JIDF right now... after all money won't matter when Jesus raptures me.
Zachary Bell
>Bamba
Good stuff
Isaiah Torres
>Sodastream
My sides
Brayden Morris
underrated and unexpected bantz from Sweden
Hunter Myers
finally, some quality Israeli shitposting, and not just mid-tier bantz and jewgirl titties
Joseph Nguyen
It's kind of difficult for someone like me whom is a Canadian to feel convinced to prepare myself.
Could you enlighten us which continents this will affect for the very least?
Colton Edwards
16 10 16
Josiah Gomez
Why do you want to help ous goys out?
Mason Kelly
Because we're your greatest allies,goy
Samuel Brown
It will affect all continents.
Every person is made in His image, even goyim.
Chase Hall
Which gas masks should I buy, my fellow mensch?
Elijah Cruz
See if the IDF has any surplus gas masks. They may sell them to you if you make a reasonable offer.
Grayson Jackson
What did he mean by this?
Lincoln Cook
STOP SHOWING YOUR JOO LEVELS! YOU ARE SCARING THE GOYIM
Joseph Turner
Friendly merchant, do these goods need to be new? What about my current supply of TeVa pharmaceuticals and Sabras dip?
Kayden Green
Let me guess...you manufacture Bamba?
Henry Watson
/thread
Pack it up, lads.
Easton Lee
Fuck off Ashes
Aiden Bennett
Saudi Arabia gonna invade Jerusalem and double kike them, turning themselves into the new uncritique-able jews; freeing themselves of any 9/11 lawsuit. It's genius.
1948D kikery
Julian Johnson
Everything must be new. You do want to survive, don't you?
You don't want to be unprepared. Go buy new items, but only the brands listed in this thread.
Ryder Davis
Product placement shitposting is a new one to me, Schlomo
Christian Howard
>Believing in the speculating Jew
Good god Cred Forums you're better than this
John Taylor
Are you saying that Israel is going to annex Syria or Palestine?
Kevin Fisher
Sabra is fucking good. Boars head is better though
Colton Butler
Only an uncultured goy would choose Boar's Head over Sabra.
Nolan Williams
Glad to see someone else recognised the troll
10/10 OP at least trolling still exists in todays world of "m-muh trolls are people that say mean things on social media! ban them! banthembanthembanthem!"
Connor Carter
China has millions of soldiers, are you really not worried?
Jordan Morales
>major financial upset in the markets that will result in a certain country taking a lot of territory from its neighbor
because the army of faggots currently pushing stock up and down, can go outside and gain clay...
Markets will crash, was a tested method to get a nigger elected in US and probably will work again to propel yet a another globalist commie into power (hint: she's a cunt)
Justin Moore
>that will result in a certain country taking a lot of territory from its neighbor Hungary taking territory from Romania, let's hope. Otherwise I don't see countries taking new territory in the next century.
Jace White
this is the hardest i've laughed since i've been on Cred Forums all day.
not because of what you said, but because you're a leaf that said what you said
lol @ u i mean just lol
Luke Gutierrez
... 10/10. thanks for the chuckle, greatest ally.
William Ramirez
T. Owner of Bamba trying to save his failing company
Chase Hernandez
>Sabra
youre eating potassium sorbate a preservative its toxic never eat that trash
just make your own hummus in infinite quantities its chick peas garlic olive oil and optional tahini in a blender or food processor
chick peas cost nothing
but instead youre paying 3$ for a tiny round of hummus with toxic preservatives in it that tastes worse than freshly made
lose-lose-lose
Jose Nelson
DELETE THIS.
Aaron Parker
it shows real initiative. this merchant is willing to scour the far reaches and dark corners of the internet so his employees can continue to make a living. his selfless devotion to others and his willingness to sacrifice have been an inspiration to me.
thank you, based merchant!
Andrew Carter
This constitutes libel. You will be hearing from my lawyer soon.
Grayson Hughes
>tavors and uzis Opinion discarded and happening canceled. Try shilling again next time.
Christian Jackson
>truth = libel
topgreg
Wyatt Walker
lol...Janos, stop dreaming...20% of your population are gypsies who hate you... stay calm or we will make that border to Tisza as it should be.
>tfw (((OP))) idea of RP'ing is to be a real honest to g-d shill.
Oliver Green
We are greg now
Xavier Gomez
>a certain country taking a lot of territory from its neighbor. Texas is finally eating Mexico?
Jordan Anderson
You took bait that wasn't there, Pajeet. The territorial change I actually want to see is an American all-out invasion all the way down to South America. But that won't happen. Within the next century I see absolutely no growth in countries, only shrinkage as rebels carve chunks out of existing countries.
Noah Lee
no invasion but in last 5 years has doubled the population speaking Spanish in america
Jeremiah Ross
omfg please be US invading Canada.
Brayden King
dude. I know you're a kike and all, but considering they just had a massive market debasement, I'm inclined to believe you. Are they going to be huge themselves, or bought out by a larger company?
> SpaceCom has ties with (((Zuckerberg)))
Xavier Lewis
You have a weird way to express your hopes. You cannot invade South America because your young are either commies, or pot smokers, or niggers.. or a combination of all.
This is why you import LEGALLY many South Americans into the army , and give them citizenship.
So how about build that wall, stop using drugs and fucking stop training and arming tens of thousands of mudslimes every year. Mmmkay?
Michael Baker
What's the minimum "dose" of finely crafted consumables I'll need as a strapping young basement dweller of 70 kilos?
Jose Fisher
Gr8 b8 m8
Matthew Howard
Thanks, based user. #Kasthegikes
Parker Rivera
The week of 9/11 the Arabs near my local gas station said gas will go up the next week. Then 9/11 hit and gas went up. Arabs and oil is like Jews to business. And whites to entitlements and so on. Godspeed.
Colton Cooper
lmao
Joseph Jenkins
THIS SHLOMO IS FROM THE FUTURE DO NOT TRUST HIM Also that's not a passport that's a migration permit thing. Like a temporary passport.
Anthony Richardson
Yeah, like a jew would ever warn us.
Colton Fisher
...
Nolan Phillips
i would also like to say that last night german atms went out for the entire day thanks to dbk, so maybe chaim is right that something bad is happening. Maybe we are preparing for war and will delay the election
Aiden Wright
Top bait
Levi Russell
I am an insider in Gary Johnson's campaign currently on vacation in Gatineau. What's a Shlomo?
Ayden Rogers
>names five Israeli companies
Top laff
Hunter Fisher
I've long suspected that there was a growing rift between the elite globalist jews of europe (the jews). and the common Israeli jew.
Lucas Cooper
Dem trips.
Also, Hopefully some reader understands that you explained the joke.
Blake Powell
Back when Orkut was big, you'd be shocked at how many israeli white supremacists I met.
Easton Rogers
We have a standing order to stop all boats. They will all drown.
Aiden Myers
It's a silly proxypost where a "jew" is advising us about a happening to come, and that we need to stock up on israeli goods like Bamba
Easton Taylor
>Specifically Tavors and Uzis
Camden Garcia
You have to do a much better job of shilling your Israeli merchandise Shlomo. Maybe ask your marketing cousin Goldstein to help out next time.
Eli Bennett
Viral marketing for Bamba?
Julian Gomez
you should also buy lots of goldstar beer. the HAPPENING IS UPON US!
Jason Hall
says the taig
Ian Walker
When hard times and non-stop war strike, make sure you have plenty of Sodastream syrup in your reserves.
Ryan Morris
Where do I buy jewish goods? Do I just go to a synagogue and the rabbi opens up his coat and has a bunch of Jew stuff hanging on the inside?
Liam Gray
>all these brand name "recommendations" Jews gotta Jew
Christopher Johnson
soldiers aren't really that much of a concern desu
australia would be a fucking shitshow to try and invade, we mostly need to worry about not being bombed to shit or nooked
Jace Harris
Teva Completes Acquisition of Anda, Inc.
Acquisition Reinforces Teva's Strategy and Enhances Teva’s Offerings to More Patients throughout the U.S.
JERUSALEM--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 3, 2016-- Teva Pharmaceutical Industries Ltd. (NYSE and TASE: TEVA) today announced that it has completed its acquisition of Anda, Inc., a leading distributor of generic pharmaceuticals in the U.S., from Allergan plc.
“We are pleased that Anda, Inc., one of the leading distributors of generic medicines in the U.S., is now part of Teva. This acquisition reflects our continued view that attractive growth opportunities, both external and organic, exist for our business and for our extensive supply chain network in particular,” said Siggi Olafsson, President & CEO of Global Generic Medicines. “This acquisition enables us and our customers to provide more patients throughout the country with access to generic medicines."
Oliver Cooper
Will you make money on this, stocking up on israeli products
Aiden James
Explanation: The economy is based on war now. your survival "just in case" bunker will help stimulate the economy. If you're gonna be paranoid, buy israeli.
Landon Russell
May be he was talking of Australia taking over most of Kiwi land
Austin Price
>you should start stocking up on goods like Sodastream, OTC medication from generic manufacturers like Teva Pharmaceuticals, and perhaps download the app "Waze" to help you navigate through the ensuing traffic
Parker Scott
>This triggers the jew
Nathaniel Mitchell
> this makes him start to get the joke
Noah Turner
>that .png So we've had at least two shills crack, and one of them joined us, sorrowful of his deeds.
Do we have any other converts/revealed?
Adrian Bailey
>>Make sure you look for the brands me and the other Israeli user listed.
Good Goyim, buy muh food for Israel so I can make more shekels
Ethan Robinson
>Tavors, Uzis >Dried food maza and those shit jew crackers >Telling people to stock up on jewish Items
Jace Thomas
>reliable Israeli sources
Brandon Nguyen
>Israeli flag > financial crash coming > buy Israeli stocks
Asher Ortiz
whole hearted kek, jewshilling/10
Jaxon Perry
where do i get one of those jars of 2013 vintage pickled foreskins? i need to stock up on those too
Andrew Morgan
Deutsch bank is going to fall. Financial institutions are bound to only invest in other financial institutions, so all the other banks in Germany and Europe are going to take a huge hit. They have other banks' debt insured through reinsurance financial institutions like AIG. When Deutsch bank cannot pay back its debt, the contagion will spread out of Europe to financial institutions in the USA.
We will see 2008 all over again.
However in Europe, they will be forced to relax monetary policy in order to encourage free spending and economic growth. This will lead to rampant inflation in the coming years while not solving the underlying problem that banks are now broke and extremely cautious, and will refuse to give out business loans and instead horde their cash.
Germany will double down on immigration due to the fetid whispering of jew rats running the banking system, bringing sand niggers in to fill in lower income jobs and further diluting white western democracy, the only real threat to the jews as they pulverize their area of the middle east.
This I foretell.
Ryder Thompson
Haredi with the 4D satire game!
Juan Morales
Interesting. I have an inside source, very reliable who tells me the french foreign legion is deploying all regiments to libya next year. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you now mr kike?
Michael Cox
Okay, I can see you're just shilling for Bamba.
Jackson Rogers
Why would anyone believe what you're saying? Happening denied.
Landon Harris
11/keks
Logan Nguyen
The joke was funny, guys. looks like we're trying to let this slide now.
Owen Gomez
solid laugh
Landon Watson
>Tahini "optional" it's not hummus without it, and don't forget the lemon juice...