Brit/pol/ - Karen edition

THINGS

youtube.com/watch?v=zu0rP2VWLWw

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You'd better not be referring to this load of crap

Nth for Bob

Sorry, you're not allowed in with a criminal record.

C.S. Lewis - God in the docks
T.S. Elliot - Christianity and Culture

getting real fucking tired of you britniggers making your own circlejerk threads in every board

About to crack open some Seneca

Nth for Mosley
youtube.com/watch?v=lm8U_vCxYyc
youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk

>uncle adolf

clintonkaine.com/

Who here getting with younger grils?

Go Essex on one weekend lads. ONE weekend. Get a freaking harem of 18-20 year olds girls talking to me (I'm 22 virgin). I don't know which to pick but they all like memes and a few anime.

t. Angry nativist

GOOD MORNING

Cry some more, Alberto

What if we had a code for identifying each other in public? Like reddit's "the narwhal bacons at midnight", except less cringey.

Here I was thinking Geese were bros

Getting real sick of you Eurocucks ruining the continent every chance you get.

'Independent People'
Haldor Laxness

Why so angry best ally?

Britain and Portugal have the longest running alliance. Your welcome in here m80

Lots of support and ideas to my job post on the last thread. Thanks a lot. I'll put it all into consideration.

>Brexit
>Grammar Schools
>Girls my age are into anime
THE FUTURE'S LOOKING BRIGHT

COLONIAL
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Vanity Fair

I'm a kissless virgin. I just want a nice older woman to show me the ropes. I actually managed to talk to a few girls yesterday without going spergmode

Goodnight lads.

It's been a comfy day.

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Who /making rice in the kitchen/ here?

Fucking hell it takes a while. I'm a half litre of vodka down too. Probably listen to some radio while I eat it slathered with mayonnaise.

let's be honest we're as much "greates allies" to portugal as america is to us.

maybe me in the future

>catholic
>hates feminism
>hates gooks
>sporty
>clean
>innocent
>17
>has crush on me

CBT for dummies.
I'm reading psychology to see if I can make myself more functional.

Is it bad to like Japanese/Chinese girls?
They were civilized, tea loving empires fighting barbarians, just like us.
It's ok right? I feel guilty given the decline of white Brits, but I also find our women unlikable. Poles are better, but they dont speak English, I dont speak Polish, but their broken English accents sound great.

Hello old friend

>left tub of ice cream out by mistake
How do I blame Jews for this.

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Respected """""journalists""""" in this country are actually this fucking stupid

Seriously though, why are the brit threads the most comfiest?

Night, remember to kiss the picture of Nige on your bed stand.

Sleep well lad

>there are people here who unironically watch anime

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Thought we were allies

>user is actually living out the old skool DnB brit anime fantasies I once pitched as a show/manga to Cred Forums in a drunken blur one night

try not to dream about nazis

get a rice cooker you povvo cunt

I'm literally incapable of pulling white girls.

2 fukin ez, gg no re niggz

don't know if you saw my last thing
You're older so she might just be nervous/intimidated by your age. Get her to open up to you and maybe the conversations will get more interesting?

I wish I had myself a fit conservative qt

Because we're the best race on earth.

Snow's alight, he's talking about that thing in Colombia.

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night

you keep boasting about her desu, stop

east asian women are the least attractive

this

youtube.com/watch?v=xkH8ti1gakE
Nothing wrong with some.

What the fug that was not the image I posted. Still relevant though. Fuck all EA niggers forever.

So... you we're only pretending to be retarded?

>tfw all my female friends, ex gfs and flings are into anime
>over 12 of them

It's going to be a good life.

BERNARD CORNWELL IS A SHIT
>get book about american revolution
>main character is a redcoat
>he's proud of it
>britain wins a bunch of battles
>bretty gud
>arrive in Philadelphia
>a sergeant becomes a villain for shooting a deserter
>every redcoat is a scumbag
>every single loyalist is murderous/sly/stupid/cowardly
>every rebel is noble, brave and witty
>the 'good' british officers want to surrender the colonies and allow them selves to be talked down to by self proclaimed rebel women regularly
>the 'bad' british officers want to win the war
>yank women discover information and send it to the rebels this results in hundred of british casualties
>the good british officers know about it but let it slide
>the bad british officers want to punish them for it and become villains
>main character falls for yank girl spy
>literally got 500 of his mates killed
>he never considers this
>helps her escape
>kills 'bad' british officer
>kills a bunch of other redcoats
>'good' british officer lets him escape
>he throws his redcoat in the dirt
>vows to fight for the rebels
>end

I am legit triggered

Saw this qt on the news the other day think people need to see her

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland_Good_Friday_Agreement_referendum,_1998

He should have spent 2 seconds on Google

youtube.com/watch?v=lArRT0MTXOs

>nationalism that isn't fucking retarded but sensible
>limp wristed

Every time I turn on Channel 4 it's some sob story following some poor third world family and how awful their life is.

It's neither news, nor is it unbiased because they're always looking for ways to make refugees look nice.

God bless, sweet dreams user

>Fucking hell it takes a while
Rice takes like 7 minutes to cook after intial boil.

Your country is basically a shittier version of Spain.

>east asian women are the least attractive
Least fat too.

Almost finished God Delusion, after that going to read The Selfish Gene.

Then Rage against God by none other than morality man himself, to balance things out.

Bangor lad who wants to wreck my shop, you still here?

Not working there tomorrow btw

how do i get out of this convo

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I've pulled some blue eyes they're beautiful.

How is ethnic nationalism retarded?

Jesus... yes I know what the Good Friday agreement is you fucking moron.

The reason he's tweeted this is because Colombia recently had a referendum to end a 50 year conflict with insurgents and implement a peace agreement. They lost it though by like 0.24% or something.

So now the war continues.

Also your only friend in the entire continent
Don't forget that

WEVE BEEN BEANED!

Who is she?

Delete your Facebook account.

you said you were a virgin above

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>britain
>one ethnicity

>not including pakis and foreigners

Hoping someone will tell me, she's from the conservative conference.

>Meds
>What did you mean by this?

doesnt compare m8

yeah, like what

Because races outside of caucasoid, negroid, mongoloid and australoid don't exist. You are scientifically the same race as a swiss or a pole.

Can you imagine a fat cum load on those sad, tired bags?

Corr... Bet she loves it.

>faceberg
>having any social media

>not listening to fucking retarded anecdotes for shits and giggles

Blowjobs don't count as losing virginity. P in V only. I'm no virgin if oral counts as sex

read the fucking tweet

He tweeted saying 'what if the good Friday agreement was put to a referendum' when it was put to a referendum

Stop posting this gordie fatty

Goodnight Gentlemen.

Britain is a union of several nations, I never said it was one ethnicity.

>not including pakis and foreigners

What do you mean by this?

Source?

Proper brit QT right there.

Where was the con conference?

Was it birmingham? Stayed there a week or two ago, had some hippies protesting them outside my hotel, smelly bunch of fucks they were.

who here /oasis/

youtube.com/watch?v=i_2mWhfOhGU

REEEEE ITS TOO LONG

MUMMY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI

Heres a pic of that milf.

I might kill the mood if i ask for her medial status. Shes really hot tho.

>older woman

Making a list of things I want to do.
Looking up law conversion degrees right now.

friendly reminder the brexit vote is not legally binding. thank you.

What about Capoids and Khoisan?

you're a bellendum

>Races don't have subsets
Wew lad

real normie hours are still in effect.
Please return to Normal pol9k programming will return after 1am

I bet you didn't even rinse the rice first

Well I thought he was being ironic but since he's deleted it he really was being autistic.

"Have the hot flushes stopped?"

If so, you're in business.

bring it into the conversation about someone else and she might comment on it

Liam wants an Oasis reunion supposedly.

>tfw it won't happen

is she Greek? looks qt enough

ehhh maybe not that old. just someone around 40 maybe

Friendly reminder that the best thing your country ever exported fought for Germany.

Your economy is at the same level as Greece's anyways, guys :^)

I don't go on /r9k/ any more desu, was ruined by the reddit crowd

tough luck Hans, we're off.
pay for your own shit

looks like a jew m8

Then it's not ethnic nationalism

Outside of physical appearance, they really don't. Even musdolini rejected Hitler's 'German race' bollocks as pseudoscience

Lad I spend 40 minutes cooking every day. 10 minutes to do some rice is not long.

>Pan-Europeanism
Being white may be a necessary condition to be English, or Swiss, or a Pole, but it isn't a sufficient condition. Leave Richard Spencer-esque white nationalism to Americans. It's LARPing for Europeans to embrace it.

Your nation's only achievements are convincing the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian.

Counting refugees who have nothing, and then are employed by the government to donate sperm, does not constitute a proper job.

So many tyoons

She's electric is a favourite

What time is it in the emu kingdom?

Tbf that graph is why we voted to leave.

you want to be a web developer, get started

>non-country

Stop posting pictures of your mother OP.

>tfw I baked a cake with my mum last week

felt comfy man

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This, r9k is totally normie. Britfeels is totally full of normals.

This coming from the Frankenstein's monster of Europe

Austria isn't a nation. They are Germans.

I tried doing that but I asked someone for help and they called me stupid, so I stopped because they're right and I hate myself.

Even better then.

Yukio Mishima, the internationally famous Japanese novelist, committed hara-kiri on November 25, 1970, in protest against the World War II Japanese constitution which forbids war. His tragic death startled Japan and the world, and left many unanswered questions about Mishima’s extraordinary act of supreme sacrifice.

Here is Mishima’s testament which gives us many answers to this puzzling man’s philosophy and his art, and which strangely forecasts the traditional samurai ritual suicide by which he was later to take his life. Sun and Steel consists of a series of essays which, at one level, may be read as an account of Mishima’s search for identity and self-integration. It tells of Mishima’s obsessive concern with physical perfection and relates how he, as a puny, bookish boy, discovered the importance of his own physical being—the “sun and steel” of the title are themselves symbols respectively of the cult of the open air and the weights used in bodybuilding. It spells out for the reader Mishima’s relationship to his art, and how he saw it as an extension of his need for action. Most of all, Sun and Steel is a highly personal account of Mishima’s search for salvation and of the road he followed to arrive at his own profound philosophy of life.

These confessions and self-analysis, the philosophy and the poetry, are fashioned by Mishima into a piece of literature as carefully composed as his novels, providing at the same time an indispensable key to the understanding of them as art. Sun and Steel is a moving document which provides invaluable insight into the mind and philosophy of one of Japan’s most brilliant writers of our age.

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10:43 am

got up about an hour ago and just procrastinating going to uni lad

she looks like she gives really great head

I assume this isn't the Catholic girl you want as gf.

>2007-2015

>so I stopped because they're right and I hate myself.

Fix yourself first mate

>Highest terror alert

then you try again, or you become an financial analyst at goyman sachs

kek

nah m8 this is some sheila my own age who always talks to me

shall I have a cheeky fap or just go to bed lads?

I'm wondering this too lad

If you have to ask then you might as well just go to bed lad.

I have come to terms with the fact that I'll be alone forever and will never know what sex feels like.

I'm not really sad as I thought I would be. I realise being around the opposite sex makes me more anxious than being alone. It's an easier life.

>tfw my super liberal exgf redpilled herself because she had to study the history of iranian women in film

looks like i get the last laugh again bitch

S-STOP
I'M TRYING

That would be comfy. Probably wouldn't be, but if I do it for a year or so, then I can act as a consultant privately.

I looked up the OECD source after. 2% in 2015, but not in real terms.

Fap then bed?

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brisk jog

Who /half a tub of mayonnaise on a pan on rice/ here?

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Do you want low testosterone?

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i'd probably get shanked or something

lewd

Cry all you want, the facts don't change

where do you live, what's your degree in what are your a levels etc

Did it finally cook? You're supposed to boil the water first, you numpty.

Thread was /comfy/ tonight. OK lads I'm off to bed, don't want to be a degenerate getting up at midday.

Night

Make some cracking chavbritmusic, bruv. Then cheeky fap and pass out.

youtube.com/watch?v=n0ncIZGkjHE

wew

has nothing to do with wanking. I didn't wank for 5 weeks this time last year as a test and I didn't feel confident, energetic or happy, just agitated

If their wages continue to grow and yours to lower, the Polacks will go back to Poland sooner or later without any need to leave tho :^)

IOW
Phil/Hist 2:1

I see you're in the bachelor cooking phase.

Put a can of tuna in it as well.

Lose weight, work out and meet some girls.fag.

Or go on craigslist.

fuck i love this shit, got any recs?

I just remembered that my history teacher once said "Fascists are faggots", he was always good for a laugh

discord.gg/r2M6rSB

britpol channel is up gents. God bless the queen

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iktf. Even talking to women makes me sick. Might just fuck an escort if i finish uni as a virgin

Good.

well Roehm was

>meet some girls
Doesn't work like that. There are certain requirements you need to meet before you can even think about getting a foot in the door.

one time my university lecturer said 'fascism is the political system where you believe your race is inherently better than others'

not quite sure how that makes it a political system bitch

Neets cooking was a mistake

>Muh Jimmy Saville
Why are we obsessing about him when there is currently an epidemic of child rape rings?

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well, do you accept you are going to have to come to the mainland

i don't think so you dirty wend their government is taxing every last zloty out of them hence them going anywhere else

You just answered your own question.

Not a fan.

And if we were going to have one we'd make our own.

That's pretty incorrect desu. Mussolini, Salazar and Franco didn't go on about race.

>couldn't comprehend my post
>just assumed a bunch of shit

I can't just fuck someone just for the sake of losing my virginity. That's not the point for me. I would like to have sex with someone I care about and that cares about me. But that won't happen.

Have you tried anti-anxiety meds? I can't take them because of low blood pressure.

Because Saville was the heavyweight champion of pedoing and a FUCKING WHITE MALE

Speaking of which, did anyone catch Tyson Fury resigning from boxing before changing his mind several hours later, today?

Go on craigslist.

I don't think I understand what fascism actually is tbqh, apart from an sjw way of saying 'wrongthink'

Of course, I want to. But I fear I've already passed the event horizon, and I'm being sucked into he black hole which is the IOW.

Karen is a slut and takes nigger dicks every day.

Amount of press up corresponding to last 2 digits of my post

>Speaking of which, did anyone catch Tyson Fury resigning from boxing before changing his mind several hours later, today?

Didn't catch that. About to though. I like Tyson.

oh my god

Done.

He was actually referring to the Fasces being a bundle of sticks, ie a fagot. He had the best bantz out of all my teachers.

Nobody does these days. It's intentional. It's the boogieman which lurks behind every corner.

>There are certain requirements you need to meet before you can even think about getting a foot in the door.

Tell me so I know how hopeless I am

I know how you feel user. I probably won't actually do it, like you said it's a bit pointless. Funnily enough I am on anti anxiety meds. Helped a bit but not as much as I'd hoped

fuggggggg

Currently 6 days nofap. Might not seem a lot but it's the longest I've gone in years. Strangely not feeling the urge to though.

learn finance move to london be a big boy trader, do a masters maybe

weak

I did 40 for good measure

What do girls legs feel like? Smooth or hairy?

there is a group at my uni called the Refugee Action Committee, they always go around calling themselves the RAC, fucking funny as lad

>Who /half a tub of mayonnaise on a pan on rice/ here?

I've got a tin of sardines on the side.

Like silk mate

Look up Culturedthug

I've been doing twenty press-ups most mornings for months now, but i still have stick arms. Wat do

spiky

There might not be anything wrong with you. When I tell people I'm a virgin and I've always been alone they don't get it. I think it's just some people are meant to be alone...

But you're young so if you still want to try you should do it.

I just don't care anymore and I'm much happier now without that stress :)

SS + GOMAD

I imagine hers felt a little cold and smooth but with little bumps on them from the cold in the studio. If a girl's legs feel hairy then you should probably 360.

Do more? Get a set of weights? I need to do the same. Not a skinny skelly but I want a bit more muscle, bit too lean atm

Why ARE YOU ON BRIT/POL/

You're going to need to do more than 20. Try sicking a few zeros on the end.

That sounds so much nicer

well done

Good lad

im literally a brit by blood and my flag literally has the british flag on it

>think it's just some people are meant to be alone...
Probably. I've never told anyone I'm a virgin. If you're happy though, that's all that matters.

That said I have a urologist appointment for my slight phimosis on Thursday so it might be brought up then kek

Life improved massively when I stopped listening to people. I still hold conversations, but I don't actually process what they have to say

fugg, going to do 40 now

>22 year old with an 18 year old gf

The best thing was some girls my age acting like a bunch of dried up 50 year olds going "ooh user she's so young, she isn't mature enough for you!". Like nigga 18 is an adult.

nice description

Add 1 extra press up everyday.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY

It is now past 1am. All normals must vacate the thread.

P-Please...

Fuck off cuck, you don't belong here.

Everyone ignore convict posts from now on.

this tbqh
you ausfags have top tier bants, you're welcome to join our future anglosphere trade bloc anytime

I'm awful at talking to people my age (20). I can talk to older people fine, even women, I just don't relate to my age group and I've always been a bit different. No interest in drinking or partying, shy etc

sorry lad :^)

She can be your queen too if you want bro. She's got good Saxon blood just like us.

You need to use weights. Bodyweight alone just tones you, you won't grow muscle like that.

I just goole image searched that and ouch, doesn't look pleasant. Good luck user.

Kek

>angry frog noises

Is it nice?

Do 2x8 barbell curlz with the heaviest weight you can reasonably manage then eat something afterwards. Pushups don't really build up your arms.

Cuck.

Mine isn't that bad, I can retract while I'm flaccid and it doesn't hurt or anything. I just want to be able to properly retract it while erect so I have no complications in the future.

You better maggot

>I think it's just some people are meant to be alone...
Bollocks, there's only one thing "meant to be" in this universe and that's global British domination. All you have to do is not give up when you trip over the hurdles, get back up and keep trying until you succeed. Effort is the only way to victory.

You aren't growing any decent amount of muscle unless you're incredible gifted genetically. Everyone else has to jump on gear.

YOU are a worse shitposter than any aussie I've ever seen. At least they bring the bants. You just seem to be a divide and conquer shill.

Is a normal diet enough? Mine is the same for years but my arms are noticeably bigger and more vascular now

Jesus christ. Look at Notch's Twitter lads

twitter.com/notch

He's actually open to the idea of buying Cred Forums and he sounds like a complete cuck. He'd probably shut down Cred Forums in an instant

i dunno, sort of
girls butts, boobs and tummys feel the best though

except if they are fat

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Has anyone else here only wanted something which was an impossibility, but you were lead into believing was possible, so therefore it lingers?

It wasn't even actually, objectively impossible.

I've wanted nothing since then...

Please make this political.

You clearly don't know notch these days. He just sits in his mansion pissing off SJW's.

Do you think flip bro will ever come back?

He said he wasn't the right person for the job.

I sleep every night at 2 am before work

I know exactly what you mean.

You maybe are right. But effort for me is too stressful and painful and not good for my overall mental health.

I'm weak.

Because I don't want foreigners in my Brit/pol/?

Kill yourself.

wrong
it's MALVINAS, not falklands

It's the worst feeling. Even more so that I see people having what I only dream of.

And I mean only dream of. I only think about it before I sleep, and I cannot, and probably will never get over the lie I was told.

No. He was just a data collection shill and to hijack and sterilise the OPs.

>Has anyone else here only wanted something which was an impossibility, but you were lead into believing was possible, so therefore it lingers?
Everyday think it is the main factor to me being such a fuck up. Lower your expectations would be my advice

To think of these stars that you see overhead at night, these vast worlds which we can never reach. I would annex the planets if I could; I often think of that. It makes me sad to see them so clear and yet so far.

courtesy meme
>t. brit/pol/

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>Has anyone else here only wanted something which was an impossibility, but you were lead into believing was possible, so therefore it lingers?

Getting a GF ?

>But effort for me is too stressful and painful and not good for my overall mental health.
This is because of
>I'm weak

Your brain is just like a muscle, use it or lose it. You haven't used it, trained it, in so long that it's now a blob of wobbly shite. I'm not very good at running because I haven't exercised in years, but I started about 4 days ago and I can already run further than when I started. It fucking hurt me, I threw up, I didn't want to do it again. But I did and now I'm stronger. You have to do the same with your brain. Every failure you make is like 1 brain pull-up.

Now I'm intrigued. What is the lie and what do you dream of?

Being a Wizard harry?

Sounds lovely, wish I could cuddle one

;_;

The British empire is over you autistic cuck.

Singles policy is a meme, r-right

I have lowered them to a point where I only wish to be able to live by myself.

I think I have lowered them too far, but I see no point in setting them too high again. I want to fulfil something for once.

mate if brit/pol/ was actually britempire/pol/ it'd be a helluva good time. not saying you lads need to be more inclusive or anything, but seriously, brits, aussies, new zealanders and canadians are all probably the best posters on the board and ive got a lot of love for you lot.

just relax mate, im not taking over or anytihng

>tfw cuddled girlfriend for twenty minutes while waiting for a cab and meeting up to smoke weed this Saturday (we both got work all week)

feels good lads

There's Anglo/pol/ threads occasionally

I don't know 2bh, it's probably just a case of excess calories.

England is a brown shit hole but at least you have a wind swept island in the middle of nowhere brit bong logic

Cuck.

Fuck off this is comfy virgin hours

Still a cuck. Read the tweets he's spewing out at the minute. He's admittedly open to censorship

I can't tell you all. You wouldn't like it and I don't want to ruin the comfy mood. It's fairly benign. But it's still not Brit/pol/ TM approved. You feel?

eh but not often, and besides, you lads know how to keep a good thread going and im practically on Cred Forums all day so i like hanging out in here.

Wish I had a Karen gf to motivate me

y m8?

Please vacate this comfy thread.

>I'm not very good at running because I haven't exercised in years, but I started about 4 days ago
same senpai feels good

>canadians are all probably the best posters on the board

Get out of my Brit/pol/ you snivelling cuck.

Ignore him lad, you spider bait lot are alright.

I am still a virgin, well, til next week anyway ;)

NEW

AUSSIES WELCOME

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Karen is a slut, right-click save and she's yours

you took my land cunt and now im gonna take your thread

REEEEE

>tfw people years younger than you aren't virgins

>I have lowered them to a point where I only wish to be able to live by myself
I cant even afford to do that

>I think I have lowered them too far, but I see no point in setting them too high again. I want to fulfil something for once.
That's the key, setting realistic achievable goals and then progress from there

ignore cuckposters, friends

Post asshole pix or you're a dirty Jew

Thanks user. But my brain is otherwise fine. Me trying to be with someone, is you trying to get gold in olympics for marathon running.

Good job on the running thing though, exercise is great. I remember when I started I threw up too.

Tell us! Trust me I've probably read worse in brit/pol/

Sun never sets on the empire lad. If they don't say anything against Queen and nation, or otherwise shill, then there's no problem. Besides, there was a leaf here all summer who helped us beat off the shills. These guys are British diaspora and do more for Brit/pol/ than you. Like I said, just a divide and conquer shill. You don't even recognise your own.

REEEEEEEE

I'm doing Chemistry shite right now for my exam.

REEEEEEEE

>White women are just memes you can put your penis inside.