Meanwhile, on Arrakis

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GAS THE FREMEN SPICE WAR NOW

That's a big worm

for you

Harkonnen did nothing wrong. All Lady Jessica had to do was give birth to a girl and everything that had transpired would've been avoided.

>willingly taking up a position on a planet where you expect to be assassinated and your wife and children potentially murdered or lost in the desert
Duke Leto was LITERALLY retarded

4u

>everything that had transpired would've been avoided.

except then the scattering would have never happened and humanity would have stagnated and died.

I think the reason was that he couldn't refuse the Emperor's order.

Sounds like a conversation your mum and I had in the brothel last night

Muad'Dib, hand over the spice and no one gets hurt.

20 DIMENSIONAL CHESS

4 U[spoiler]sul to ride[/spoiler]

>literally Ned Starks character

lol

The Bene Gesserit wouldn't have been able to control their own Kwisatz Haderach. It would have played out differently but would have had the same eventual outcome.

Even so, he fucking KNEW he was going to get attacked and he didn't even slightly prepare to counter this

So he's forced to go to Arrakis but he just doesn't give a fuck about any defenses other than a pissy laser shield which can get turned off? Fucking dumbass

dam you spoilerless Cred Forums

GIVE ME THE SPICE DAHNALD

This water-fat offworlders need to go back to where they came from.

>Giedi Prime for Harkonnen
>Caladan for Atriedies
>Arrakis for everyone!

Seriously, if you don't have the eyes of Ibad, just fuck off.

Well, the point was that the only way the defenses could be sabotaged was by someone with intimate knowledge of procedures... Ie, a traitor in the Atreides inner circle.

Hawat suspected this but was focused on Jessica.

He was attempting to gather the Fremen as a force to counter the Sardukar, but ran out of time.

The sleeper must awaken lads

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kek

How do we stop the Fremen refugee crisis?

They mention the preparations for defense (befriending the fremen, propagandizing the populace) but Leto thought he was going to have more time to prepare.

Post yfw you ban fortune telling so you can perceive the threads of time unsullied.

All women should be Axlotl tanks. That is their proper place in society.

Tleilaxu dominance when!!!!

If only Richese hadn't been destroyed... Our planet would have been so successful...

To be fair, the Baron literally corrupted the incorruptible Doctor. That was shit never before heard of, and the very act of caused huge turmoil.

Based God Emperor. He sacrifice everything for humanity.

>Trusting Pajeet to begin with

>know the Emperor is mad at how popular you have become even though he's your cousin and likes you
>know the fat baron wants you dead
>want the fat baron dead
>agree to take the most valuable planet expecting a betrayal
>get fucked by literally every faction in the universe
>do such a great job being a dad your son must actively resist using his talents to wage jihad on the universe and settle for taking over the empire

Seems like a smart guy to me. Also,
>implying Jessica will ever be his wife

>Breed a race of catmen with the sole purpose of killing every Honored Matre
>They capture and start fucking them
degeneracy knows no bounds