Someone Needs to Lobby Trump Into Buying Cred Forums:

Who's got the largest Twitter following here?

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I've got about 200, but my twitter is completely chock full of racist shit.

Besides, Trump Jr. would be the one to lobby. Rumor is he browses already.

Maybe he could make an anonymous contribution.

No, he wouldn't want to be associated with us until he actually wins.

That's good, we just need to keep pummelling him with requests to buy this place.

I got 6 million.

I have under 30 followers, but about half of them have thousands of followers each and would retweet almost anything I asked them to, within reason.

No, not even after he wins. He can't ever be associated with us. Unless our views become commonplace with the general public, but by that point we've already won anyway.

w-who are you?

proof

Until then, lad.

we just tell him that what we did for him we will continue to do for hillary if he doenst buy. than he has to because everyone knows without us trump is nothing

Just over 2,100 followers.

Just tell him that it's the last bastion of free speech.

this

130 followers.

Yeah, so he can change the name to Tchan, put everything in gold type, and brag about how everyone says it's "the best chan. Everyone tells me how much they love my chan. It's a really fantastic chan. I'm gonna build a wall around 9gag and make THEM pay for it."

>The cyber

October 3, 5777

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It would be the best chan.

which one of you was it

I'd love to hear more about this rumor. Heard based Jr. on Hannity this week, good shit.

To be honest, who cares? There's always more billionaires.

30k. But he can't buy it, it would be bad optics. The most you could hope for is anonymous donations.

That's fine, we did basically win him the presidency.

thats all its needed, a donation to hiro

>it's your fault, even though I've said multiple times that I don't actually have any interest in buying Cred Forums
>look at all these things I would've done even though I never had any interest in actually following through and likely am just doing to fuck with you because I'm a depressive obese cunt with no friends and have to wile away my days somehow

Notch, Jesus, you've got so much money. Why don't you get a personal trainer and go to some courses on interpersonal relationships? You've literally got nothing but time, you could make yourself into someone you actually like.

Don't post this shit here, Cuck news network, Fattclinton post, and jizzfeed are watching

>Be a normie
>"I think I'll check out this website Mr. Trump bought while I drink a refreshing glass of iced tea."
>"I wonder what Cred Forums is?"
>Click
>What.
>The.
>Fuck!
>Stabs self in eyes with a fork

WE NEED PRO NOTCH MEMES NOW

How does anonymous basket weaving channel make money. >insert picture of trump pissing on frog

our views will never be common place. Cred Forums has always been counter culture. once natsoc becomes mainstream, we'll be memeing ron paul into happenings again.

And this is a bad thing? Some might come here first and consume some of the pills.

zzzz

>And this is a bad thing?

If Trump owned it? Yes.

Who gives a shit if they are? It's not hard for a billionaire to anonymously donate to a chan server ffs.

So he's really going to puss out because of what one faggot said?

But Notch, that's like basing an entire race of people off the actions of a few bad individuals

Cred Forums is long since dead.

If you go there now, it's just normal porn threads, gf threads, and YLYL threads with the occasional blog post.

It's literally the board for normies who think they're edgy for going on Cred Forums.

Hoping this was meant to be meta