"Hey Dad, this is Mata Nui and we're getting married!!"

What happened to your old boyfriend, Metro Nui?

Fuck yeah bionicles.

Screw the new shit they replaced it with

>kill him
>kill her
>kill my wife
>kill myself

Fuck you got me

kekd

>he doesn't know what happened to Metro Nui

Watch the movies ya shitbird

Not white.

Not my problem. That female is now his problem.

>Mata Nui
My daughter ain't marrying a fucking Bionicle.

kys

>Hey dad I'm marrying the continent we live on

Wtf mane

Captcha: La Morte doctor

Say aloha then turn 360 degrees and walk away

Have fun honey

>que article on how abbos and guineas ripped out little girls vaginas and mixed them with jizz as a youth elixir to feed to the elders.

>Mata Nui
>so dumb that you can't even come up with something original
>has to copy Bionicle

Go back to masturbating to Gali porn you brakas [spoiler]i bet you know what that means you degenerate[/spoiler]

>married

KeK

Taiwanese that migrated to the Pacific Islands thousands of years ago and then to New Zealand about a millenium ago.

>360 degrees
Wouldn't you just run into him then?

Nobody pays for their kids tuition here. You just wrack up $60k student debt and pay it off yourself.

fuck my sides are in orbit

Be thankful he hasn't smashed my brains out with his jade war club and eaten me.

Hopefully my son would maintain the family's honor.

except him and give him a family heirloom

Be loving to both of them and continue on with my day

Fun fact: islanders actually sued Lego for ganking elements of their mythology to sell toys.

You must be new...
Newfag

Sheeeeiiit. Ma Tyrones not marryed no skiny crakekr ho cause fuk na. Ya'll niggas crazys.

>inb4 someone asks me what it is

There's nothing sexual about a hongi.

Hey son, I loved bioncles. Great to have you in the family.

Why the fuck are you Kiwis so good at making brutal public service messages?
youtube.com/watch?v=bvLaTupw-hk

That tribesman is certainly more of a man than all of insecure, white, teenagers that post on this board. That guy would make a better protector and provider for a daughter than 90% of Cred Forums posters.

I really don't get you guys?

>Inb4 Nigger/Jew/Liberal, I'm a white conservative

Came into this thread for this

that was early at the beginning though, and only for certain names.

>provider
The benefit doesn't provide that much desu.

Just thinning out the Maori herd

If it got to that point I would have stopped caring about her long ago.

This week my 20 year old sister brought back a black guy from the bar and i could hear her moaning and screaming. Nothing like i've ever heard from her previous boyfriends. But i involuntarily came when i heard her yell "OH YES IM GONNA SQUIRT ON THAT BLACK COCK"

I made them both breakfast the morning after, shook the black guys hand and said thank you before he left.

>Look at her
>Look at the nigger
>Look at her
>Look at the nigger
>Look at her
>"Why should I care what you do? You aren't my daughter."
>Go to her room
>Take everything she's paid for and neatly place it on the lawn
>Take everything we paid for and put it in the attic
>Turn her room into a study
>Hide liquor in my study desk
>Don't even drink it, I've just always wanted to do it because my dad did
>Cut off all financial support
>Digitally remove her from all family photographs
>Go on with my life

To add on to that it's somewhere between a handshake and a hug in terms of intimacy. Traditional Maori men give each-other hongis in any kind of formal occasion and there's no homo there.

>thanks nigger for fucking your sister

fucking cuck leaf

How the fuck can you tell that? Look at his physique. Dude's weak as fuck. Being black/brown and having tattoos doesn't instantly make you a solid provider or protector, in fact it likely means the opposite.

I'm pretty sure he could whip you tuff-boi

God bless. I love to love those when I was younger.

used to, even, fuck

Okay, but if you taint our family legacy, you won't receive any of my inheritance or financial support.

This is why I want at least 4 kids. Unless one becomes a coalburner or a faggot. But ideally good parenting and a strong and respectable father figure will prevent those from happening. But still, just in case

If I have a daughter, I'll just be subtle and show her pictures of what half-white/half-black children look like and allow her to be so disgusted by it that she'd be revolted to even consider having children with a black man.

That's really all that you have to do.

"Oh, good for you two! When's the ceremony?"

mate fucking lego stole maori words

How presumptuous of you

>He doesn't call up Makuta.

Get wrecked bitch. Shadow Brotherhood for life.

No Maoris in Utah but a lot of Tongans Samoans and Hawaiians. They are giant people who turn into gigantic fatties at 40.

Polynesians in Utah are always Mormons
They are more like whites here in Utah. They usually go full nigger from about 18-23 until they start having kids then it's back to Mormonism.

The ones who stay niggers are dangerous as fuck but they are rare

Their women and men usually mix with white people and they typically never divorce.

A large portion of my extended family is halves amd fully Polynesians. Sticky rice kicks ass Samoan style.

One of the few race mixes that doesn't bother me unless they don't beat their kids. You have to be. Violent with those kids because they all grow up to be giants regardless if mixed.

I always wonder why Tongans are so hairy when Samoans aren't at all.

>grabs gun
>kicks them both out at gunpoint
>remove them from inheritance/will
>take all the pictures of her down
>continue living

>>Look at the nigger
maoris are not niggers though

Brutal as fuck

200$ a week

>That tribesman
mate this bloke is one of the fake maoris we have for shows

>"Dad"

Bitch you just got yourself disowned and disinherited. Get off my property.

kek

We have pretty good adds

youtube.com/watch?v=P8KAaf45g5U

youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8

islanders always mix cause they are afraid of incest

You can't really blame him, he was drunk. The people watching him swing the kid around should've stepped in way sooner.

Maori's are pretty awesome. Put's all the other indeginous populations to shame

...

>can't tell difference between polynesian and african niggers

pathetic

Polynesians are pretty much Asians that reverted to the stone age because their Islands had no resources.

Haha I know man shits funny as fuck.

Caught my cousin about to fuck a chick and found out they were related last minute. Funniest shit

Just like Puerto Ricans still island side

the majority of them are good except when they are drunk or if they are educated cause educated maoris talk about white previlage and shit

nice rare tahu m8

Not a Maori, but my daughter is literally getting married to a Hawaiian guy on New Year's day 2017. He's really nice and easy to get along with. I'm Japanese, btw.

This. His hosts should have been monitoring his drinking and cut him off way earlier.
Also, the kid should not have presented the opportunity to do that.
The drunk uncle is the real victim here.

at least he was not like uncle bully

at least he was not like uncle bully
youtube.com/watch?v=QHXRUonKHII

>"Hey Dad, this is Mata Nui and we're getting married!!"
>"Hey Dad, this is Mata Nui
>this is Mata Nui
>Mata Nui

At least its not Makuta

Accept on the condition that I get to raise her kids.

I'm gonna be rich with those half-aryan half-maori wrestler cunts!

>muh treaty

uncle FuCKing BULLY

Succ his dick get him all warmed up for my wife's daughter

regular south auckland maoris don't give a shit about it

Maoris are the smartest natives of colonized countries. That said I'd forbid it. They're bro tier, but they have a massive victim complex over nothing.

post rare toa please

You didn't do your job. You didn't give her the fear of God. Literally.

not much to do if she loves him
prob blame the wife.

Reminder that if you didn't have Bionicles as a kid your childhood was fucking shit.

Is Gali porn a thing?

Team Bhorok every day