Why are people dressing up as clowns and causing disruptions?

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It's a meme

Look for us in the news

The clowns will protest a synagogue

Im seriously thinking about dressing up as a clown for Halloween and just walking around near big Halloween parties. Is this a bad idea? I am in alaska btw

Fucking kek

youtube.com/watch?v=HDQux9tAzQ0
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I'm pretty sure it's a viral marketing attempt for the upcoming It movie.

theyre going to come out with a clown movie or video game.

It's just a prank bro

I feel like it started as the marketing campaign, but copycats commandeered it.

If I see one on the road I fully plan on committing a hit and run. 70mph+

youd die inside a cotton candy cocoon tho

do you really think it is worth it ?

I looked into becoming a part time clown, but there's literally no jobs for it. They all seem to be self employed.

I thought it'd be good public speaking practice.

OP IS PART OF THAT CAMPAIGN

STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY THREADS YOU CUNT THIS ISN'T POLITICS

Probably just a viral marketing campaign for some shitty B-movie. Either that or an obscure Internet forum full of autists.

cause CTR shills have a strict dress code...

They're unemployed clowns that now they wander the woods, to forever torture those who laughed at them.

>why are people dressing up as clowns and causing disruptions?
To save the tiny babies, DON'T YOU SEE?

the final phases of society's fall down when everything lost it's meaning and there's no future to be seen, men start to do things that make no sense

Op is shill for the viral marketing campaign.

Absolutely saging this stooges thread

sage sage sage

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR WADE.

Northern New Hampshire here... even we've been getting this crap.

Now CCW more often than not, will magdump into the first hostile clown I encounter.

It's the jugs

wkbn.com/2016/10/03/youngstown-area-schools-working-with-police-amid-clown-scares/

hyuck hyuck BECUASE IT'S SO GOSH DARN FUN YA SILLY GOOSE!!

*HONK HONK*

I think they're taking it a little far if that's the case

ibtimes.co.uk/police-hunt-killer-clown-who-stabbed-teenage-boy-death-pennsylvania-1583626

you will never know what the whores, the fags and the feminists are thinking

another gang stalking meme it's not abnormal to see people dressing up like fucking clowns in October

standard.net/News/2016/10/03/Two-Ogden-schools-go-under-lockdown.html

Any day outside of Halloween or a fair should elicit instant suspicion.

Do you even into self-preservation?

I am waiting for them to actually start killing people with guns and knives. Then it will actually be scary.

>Trusting the honking jew

Hey its that chick from Drew Carey.

see

Literally just autistic men living off government money
>gun>knife

Marketing for the new it movie

You realize the guy who died was the "clown" right?

Run.

If I can't run, attack it somehow.

If paralyzed with fear, cry and keep it at bay as best I can.

fucking kek

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I always hated clowns.

People should start to shoot these cucks

That's just one though, there needs to be multiple in the scale black people are doing it these days from rioting.

How hilarious would it be if it actually WAS the Clownpacolypse, but no one bothered to perform the ritual to seal the nexus because everyone thought it was just a viral campaign for the new It movie?

But fucking magnets. How do they work?

>cotton candy cocoon
What if I chew through the tasty deliciousness and escape?

Just let out the bull your girl's been fucking on the side you cuck. Clowns hate bulls.

Looks like a lot of mass hysteria to me, a few guys dressed up like clowns to scare people as a prank and now due to our hive mind mentality its spread across the nation and like clockwork, some people take it too far causing fear and paranoia to spread and the problem inflates.

Honestly, the people doing this are most likely bored teenagers who'd be too chickenshit to do anything if someone actually approached them.

Kek, if this turned out to be another anti abortion stunt I think I would become pro life

clowns are what shitposting looks like IRL
you think you have been worshiping kek but you have been worshiping the eternal jester.
a clown
the icon of self loathing and self deprivation

The cops over react to these sorts of things.

Remember the 'bomb scare' in Boston that was just an LED advertisement for a fucking cartoon?

What is that photo from? Any more like it?

>deprecation

I thought you were funny.

HE'S BACK FROM THE GRAVE

WITH A VENGEANCE

HOORAY!

youtube.com/watch?v=YxYvzVxJtYM

They just showed up here in Massachusetts. I'm scared.

another hidden thread
filters activated
suck a dick goodbye

wasn't it part of some human trafficking awareness?

youtube.com/watch?v=gdKNgRCdjDA

They drink your blood with crazy straws

>guy filming prank dresses up like a clown and uses candy to lure kids to scare them
>news reports and makes a big deal out of nothing

>people see this and recreate the prank, trying to one up the previous clowns
>fake guns, knives, etc..
>news makes even bigger deal out of nothing, "m-muh cult.."
>the cycle repeats..

>..until some stupid kid gets killed after he pranks a gun-bearing citizen who's scared after watching news
>riots proceed
>"guns are evil, he dindu nuffin!!"
Same shit, different show..

>alaska
Yes
Horrible fucking idea

This happened the last few years too but only just picked up real steam this year. It's people trying to freak out normies in the clowny flesh

As long as its a white kid there will be no riots.

reminder that these are the type of autists that inhabit this board. kek.

>Be me, walking home from university, late at night
>No cars on the road, nice fall breeze blowing, I get a chance to clear my head
>Feels good man
>Up ahead, driving towards me, I see an impossibly small car
>Couldn't have been bigger than a washing machine
>It stops a few yards in front of me
>I look around, assuming this must be some kind of a joke
>Nothing but the tiny car
>The top of it rolls back like a convertible and an extremely lanky clown climbs out
>I have no idea how he was able to fit in there
>Face covered in paint and lazily decorated with polk-a-dots
>I feel like I'm going to be sick
>He pulls out an empty pie crust and starts filling it with whipped cream
>The side doors to the car pop open and two more paint niggers climb out
>One starts making balloon animals, the other accidentally sprays himself in the face with seltzer water
>Lanky clown hits him with the pie and they all start HONK-ing and HYUCK-ing

I ran back to my college and spent the night in the library. I've honestly never been that terrified before.

See last 3 seconds of this video in real life, wat do?

youtube.com/watch?v=asm62bKZJHI

KEK

Can't sleep...clown will eat me...

>looking for work
>autistic
The army reserve doesn't pay shit, so I don't see any shame in looking for something additional.

But yes, berate user, whom you know nothing about, you dumb burger.

bc they have no jobs, just like the average american born after 1990

Thay would probably kill both of you.
So go for it.

first clown I see lurking is getting a 40 glock in his red nose

Hit nose. Eat his popcorn

Halloween shenanigans

>One starts making balloon animals, the other accidentally sprays himself in the face with seltzer water
>Lanky clown hits him with the pie and they all start HONK-ing and HYUCK-ing
kek

#NotAllJuggalos

behind that mask and make ups, it's a hot guy. Would fugg desu ne~

I think it started as a viral marketing kind of thing but a lot of people unrelated to it decided it was funny enough to copycat it so it's snowballed out of control.

I wish I have this experience~ Sounds fun~~

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kekaroo

Viral marketing for the IT remake.

That's it. nothing more, nothing less.

It's why we have seen zero mugshots of the "arrested" clowns.

They're getting bolder
youtube.com/watch?v=RXtYSWjrEwI

>paint niggers

> You know why
We all know why

>zero mugshots
They caught one in Kentucky though
heatst.com/culture-wars/lurking-clown-arrested-in-kentucky-woods/

trump roleplayers

why does this image connect to the "byford dolphin diving bell accident"?

i was driving downtown (50k people city) and there was a man with green hair and joker face paint and clothes. He looked just like him, I was impressed. he was just walking near a wooded area. it was weird, wish i could have got a pic

I would be much more interested in that story if it was more like the pic.

Viral marketing for new it movie

>tfw no clowns to befriend in western sydney

youtube.com/watch?v=_L-CYkXmJzw

Every cunt in western Syd is a fucking clown.

Yeah but they try to hide it
I want to see a full face-painted cunt

dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/

Bet it started with marketing campain for the IT remake, they shut it down after realising how fucked up it was and now random people are copying the original og clowns to scare random people.

Pic not related, it's a cheeseburger.

This happens pretty much every time Rob Zombie makes a movie.

Life is so fucked up in the US, the only thing left to do is to dress up as a clown and hang out in the forest waiting to be killed.

>then it will actually be scary
no, then it will be hilarious. If you're a grown man you have nothing to fear. And if you're a traditional woman who has earned the trust and companionship of a capable man you also get a free pass.

Sluts, niggers, feminists, kikes, and faggots will just have to sit inside and twiddle their thumbs like in the good old days

They've been at it all year you goof.

My gf just on fb moments ago reading of a supposed clown sighting in a city near mine in mexico. I think its bs clickbait hivemind shit. Although I predict someone will take it too far before halloween even starts

I dunno about you but I don't think I'd find getting shot by a clown funny.

what about the pedo clowns? what kind of company pushes viral marketing where they try to rape kids?

wtvr.com/2016/09/28/2-in-custody-for-dressing-up-in-clown-masks-and-chasing-children-in-henrico/

So the viral marketing campaign is getting its employees arrested for a movie?

Didn't one them stab someone?

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Are we gonna stop for ice cream, Trevor?

>It's a cheeseburger
>It's a cheese

FTFY

Jesus Christ, and I thought WE ate like shit.

Just here to let you know that didn't go unappreciated.

If you tought that was bad, this is from same place. it's a burger on a pool of molten cheese.

That is the most disgusting looking hamburger patty I have ever seen.

Illinois bros they're here too
officer.com/news/12264341/creepy-clown-sightings-make-way-to-illinois-region

>anons are unaware that clowns have gone out of business with the rise of the internet

People use to pay to laugh at them doing stupid things. Now they get this for free from youtube.

It's almost like a publicity stunt gone wrong.

It's another ploy to get attention for opposing abortion.

>Why are people dressing up as clowns
>People
>Dressing up

Oh, sweet user...

>live in Illinois
>was going to go up to Wisconsin to go hiking tomorrow
>was going to take photos of fall leaves
>fucking clowns

FUCKING CLOWNS

bring a gun. no one's going to get mad at you in america if you shoot a clown who was scaring people.

>#ClownLivesMatter
The next BLM for the new niggers

where im at there was 3 clown down the street yesterday.

now they are in packs.

Not enough gun in the world to kill that thing as dead as it should be

That clown in particular would kill me, it's an alien

We should create a rival gang of mimes and fight the clowns.

20% plus tip

IT promo

The neocon strategy

>why are people dressing up as clowns and causing disruptions?

because

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It's the year of the juggalos in amerika

I'd bet viral marketing for IT remake.

Rape it in self defence

>orange tipped barrels

lol yeah this fukboy platoon looks real bad ass

Because shit can't any more goofy without them.

If the world's to be overrun by barely functional clowns, some of them should at least be funny.

why is this so funny

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Yeah they should get plastic guns for their costumes that look real so they can get shot by police like a real black lives matter nigger. Or better yet use real guns in their cosplay while they are dressed as bank robbers. What could possibly go wrong?

kys anglo

compliance to stupid kike invented laws is whats making USA turn into australia 2.0

Tell Roise in her fat ugly face that she's fired.

It's the alt-right stirring the pot honestly. Bunch of savages.