BIGGEST PROBLEM DRAMA

Good for him. Maddox is actually an upstanding, and intelligent guy. Glad he ended it with that fucking con-artist.

beat his ass

Jesus fucking christ you people are blind retards. He clearly put his facebook in the description for commenting. Go call him a dumbass cuck there.

I used to really like Maddox, but this was just faggotry. No wonder he hates the word cuck. Dick cucked him by taking Maddox's ex gf home with him. and this was all Maddoxs cuck way of getting back at him. and now his manpurse network is crashing in flames.

Maddox:
>Literal cuck
>Terrible with women
>Lies blatantly about sexual and romantic conquests to a point where it's embarassing
>Dropped out of a low tier college because he kept failing a class
>Worked as a telemarketer for most of his adult life
>Skinny fat
>Ugly
>Balding
>Liberal
>His problems fucking sucks

Dick:
>Cucked Maddox
>Great with ladies
>Graduated from Cal Tech, one of the highest ranking universities in the US, if not the best
>Was the Vice President of a tech company
>Fit
>Has a cool face
>Great hair
>Gun owner
>Dick is the winner

dude, i'm from LA, all these faggots are unfunny and complete asshats. nothing of value was lost for Dick.

>if you pass out drunk at a party you shouldn't expect to get raped

Soldiers shouldn't go in expecting to die, but they know the risks when they join. Consequently, while their deaths are tragedies, they are not entirely unexpected. A lot of people choose not to be soldiers because of that risk. The same can be said for any decision one makes to put themselves in a high-risk position.

I really don't see what's so contentious about the issue. If blackout drunk women get raped at any appreciable level, the prudent decision as a woman would be to more carefully select the situations in which you get blackout drunk or to avoid drinking at parties in the first place. Once something becomes frequent enough, not accounting for it as a risk makes you fucking retarded, not an unwitting victim.

Dick is based.
I am embarrassed to call Maddox an Armenian now. Dick is my new bro.

Stop shilling for yourself, Maddox.

I mean he's glad he's raking in 11k from Patreon since that means he's not gonna have to move back in with his parents but he seems genuinely bummed so many people aren't seeing through the bullshit

Who is this old twat sand-nigger? , what the fuck has to with politics?

OP is a faggot.

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>Has a small face

ftfy, other points are spot on

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Here's the template. Enjoy.

Adam, it's time to stop shitposting

dude what a cuck.

Dick fucked Maddox's then-girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.

thedickshow.com/

>"You wanna know what ended the Biggest Problem in the Universe? Chump Syndrome."

Those weren't made by Adam. They were made by me. I am not Adam (or any of his alts). In fact, if you look at the ONLY GUY ON THE DICK SHOW FORUM that posts these, you can ascertain pretty quickly my identity.

Stop it men, the guy is a creepy arab. What the fuck, he puts a burger king crown to gain attention? At least clickbaters whores on FB has tits and youth.

sage/wtf are you sliding now?

>women making prudent decisions

I'm not even a misogynist and still I think the larger issue here is that women are born to be mediocre, even with respect to intellect.

lol joe rogan on suicide watch

I'm just in the facebook group, and it's unreadable so I won't even bother.

Anyway, time to stop shitposting, non-Adam :^)

Maddox pls go

eh, I'm just trying to help the community by providing an outlet. A few people even used the template to make their own jokes, but it didn't take off like I was hoping.

Neither did #PantsDownForPepe

Egg his house

lol Dick is a douche.

what a massive fucking faggot

does cuckox really think people give a shit about his leddit drama?

I lost it when Dick admitted that he LITERALLY cucked Maddox. Pure gold.

The post was also made shortly before Maddox's video. It's super fishy.

I can confirm this.

By making that video, Maddox basically gave dick a raise and corrected his only flaw which was being involved in the gay ass UCB theater.

Improv goofs are several levels beneath Rogan "comedians"

Maddox is desperately trying to hold on to his old greatness. He's a fucking buffoon now. No one cares about his boring rants.

So to sum up.
>Bla bla bla, this shit is important.
>OH BY THE WAY!
>DID YOU KNOW HE IS ALSO A RAAAAAPIST!
>HERE IS MY PROOF!
>I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING WHEN I SAY "here is his rape list ;_;"

Boy o boy Maddox, you sure swayed me!

Maddox is a faggot cuck. Just let the dinosaur die.

Has anyone peeked at the FB Dick show group?

I'm convinced that the "active" community of any podcast is made up of complete social retards. They're all varying degrees of Dustin.

kek. And he legit disabled comments and likes/dislikes. What a literal cuck.

2 lessons can be learned with that
>maddox is a fucking cuck
>go donate to Dick`s patreon

I didn't start disliking Maddox because of his cuck comments and any silly little drama like this, I just thought his content got progressively worse.

A few months ago I marathoned his videos and it's odd how his videos just continued to get worse over time and then he had some faggy TV show or which was awful?

By the way, this isn't politics, it's e-celeb drama.

Maddox has fucked his career, the most petty thing was when he got triggered hard by Dick playing the Titanic bit when Shaun won, was a petty cuckold
Made of Dustin's and David Cleggs.

>Dick literally cucks Maddox by walking out of a wedding with his gf

Holy shit, King Cuck is real

[spoiler]thedickshow.com/[/spoiler]

>facebook
It's time to stop Maddox. Just like it was time for you to stop in 2003.

So, maddox and dick are both in this thread, eh?

>Funneling all your comments to one spot so you can delete them more efficiently

Maddox cucks like a samurai

how do you know he is bad with women?
post proof i need some lolz

Listen to the podcast. I don't know any episodes, but there are several awkward moments where he tells stories that are clearly made up about him seducing/romancing a "hot" woman. It's even funnier when Dick and Xian know it's a bullshit story and just awkwardly say "oh" then change the subject and move on. Then he got called out on it by a guy on voicemail calling those as his "bag of sand" moments which became a running joke.

(continued)

Well, I used to be an admin on Dick's website (MABTW), if anyone wants to know anything.

So he's a weeboo too?
No surprises on the faggot train.

>BASED MADDOX

you misspelled cuck

>maddox

>based

guy is an SJW who swears kys

>Maddox

More like Madcux

Is Dick a standup dude?

Did he bang your gf?

youtu.be/llQIdwq7S3Q

Get fucked.

> Dick's patreon is at almost $12k/month

I think we all know who won here.

>Is Dick a standup dude?

He didn't really post that much on the forums, and when he did it was kind of minimal.

HE didn't really talk about himself much, pretty much just kept up appearances desu.

>Did he bang your gf?

I didn't have one then, so no.

yup. Maddox claims to know the internet then acts like a post on otherchan is something official thing that couldn't have been made by him in an attempt to smear Dick's character.

Anyone with a modicum of brain power can see this entire thing is bullshit, Dick advocating personal responsibility by not getting shitfaced blackout at a party.

Sadly, it's LA and some women have real vendettas and nothing better to do with their time so now they've started going after even his family members. It's hilarious, but I am glad Dick can finally be done with this bullshit.

What are the chances of Maddox killing himself in the near future? I don't think his ego can take this.

Maddox is undergoing Critical Testosterone Failure

Same thing happens to every male Internet personality. Usually it happens when they get a girlfriend or wife, but for some of them it just happens when they start cresting their 30s.

Warning signs include:
>Making Icequeen a moderator
>Getting upset about political "issues"
>Saying anything about trannies other than mockery
>Sperging out on Twitter when prodded about being a gigantic pussy
>Trying to reorient and retain your fanbase by showing that you are "still cool" and "actually, all these edgelords online are the uncool ones, and it's only cool to be a little bit edgy like me. #ImWithHer"
>Allowing Ozma to continue being a moderator

Remember: Rape is good. Maddox hasn't been funny since 2005. Niggers.

Who were you on the forums? Or just give me a hint. That place was a nightmare to moderate.

He just loved participating in Tournament of Nerds. He's won it so many times. Never again.

>Who were you on the forums?

Edrick.

>That place was a nightmare to moderate.

Tell me about it.

why was it a nightmare to moderate?

J U S T

Creepy, terrorist-looking muslim is angry about being bullied by white kids at school growing up. (See his interviews, he literally says this.)

At least you weren't flogged and stoned, as would have happened in your home country.

Be grateful, sand nigger.

>why was it a nightmare to moderate?

flame wars, petty childishness from the posters, CONSTANT shilling from various proxys.... the list goes on.

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He's at 11.674K per month now which is funny as the number of patrons has only increased by just over two hundred so somebody with deep pockets is on board.

Holy shit, I remember you! I think you came on toward the end of the MABTW forum's life. Thanks for doing it.

That and many mods (present company excluded) would abuse their power when it came to women, driving them away. Chicks writing MABTW on their tits and sending in a pic started in the forums.

>Holy shit, I remember you! I think you came on toward the end of the MABTW forum's life.

Yeah, I had to bail at the end because the shills started following ME and my online activity, I didn't want them to swarm the forums.

Remember when I banned ALL aus ip's?

That really pissed them off.

>Thanks for doing it.

Yeah, you're welcome.

TBQH IRC is the best community, senpai.

>Cant handle the aussie bantz

maddox pls

dude have you fucked any pornstars?

Keep up the good show Dick. Enjoy my Patreoni scrilla and GFY

>maddox pls

Dude, i'm not maddox, and it wasn't bantz, OR aussies.

They were just using aus proxies.

>A wild Dick Masterson has entered this thread
post embarrassing stories about maddox please

this

Were you phoning in your "Women" problem in ep. 100 because Maddox didn't want you to do it?

I am okay with this

You scared him off.

joe rogan is cool, he just needs to fucking cool his jets with that "dude, weed" shit.

Did the forums blow up during the Dr. Phil stuff, or were they even around then?

I'm proud/ashamed to say I watched all that live. First time hearing about Dick.

>BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

>Did the forums blow up during the Dr. Phil stuff

Meh, some of the people talked about it...

The forums were never really all that populated, honestly.

There were only about 2 dozen active posters, despite like 2000+ registered users.

Maddox started getting progressively worse and then more liberal and nu-male.

The thing that finally ended it for me was when he did a guest appearance on a Cyanide and Happiness video.

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He's a cuck, though. He made a video defending cuckoldry as a healthy and safe fetish.

youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78

Not that I know of. Most of them look and sound pretty beat up. There was one I would have gone for, but it never happened. Timing. Coincidentally, I met her at Tournament of Nerds.

Here's a Cred Forums related one. Upon showing me that cringey Trump/KKK video he made a while back, I told him I didn't think he should release it because it would alienate his Trump supporters. He said, "There aren't any real Trump supporters." Whoops!

Yea, I got a lot of shit for that one. I thought it would be funnier just as Al Bundy style non-sequiturs anyway. You could still cut the triggered with a knife that day.

If you're the real Dick, I just want to say that you're fucking hilarious and I've been laughing at your shit ever since I saw that Dr. Phil clip of you shitting on womyn back when it used to be posted on the Stileproject constantly.

>Stileproject forum

..I mean. I'm drunk off of the fermented Jew.

Top fucking kek. I don't know what was cringier, that or his Cyanide and Happiness voice appearance.

He's jumping on every new bandwagon possible to save his failing brand. It's quite hilarious yet also sad seeing the one guy who I thought would never sell out sell out harder than anyone I've ever seen before.

You are the man Dick. If every man was like you, the world would be much better off.

Thanks for confirming. Had been a theory of mine since that episode dropped. I figured there was an argument prior to the show, Maddox reluctantly let you do it, but a lot of the fun was lost for you.

Maddox is a fucking faggot. His shit was funny when I was a sophomore in high school.

Fuck this dude. Gonna go listen to the others guys podcast now just to spite you OP.

>Dick Masterson posting in a Cred Forums thread about him at 4am

I bet Trump does the same shit.

I always thought the guy on the left came over as a total loser on the podcast and just wasnt funny or witty at all and maddox and the guests carried the show.

i don't know what to think these days, i even voted for Hillary once when bill was prez, i guess im just a piss ass judge of character...

Only 1:39 on the west coast, brah.

At least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!

shit in his letterbox

Please fuck my boipucci, Dick, I'm listening to The Dick Show right now and I agree with everything you say my dude

>At least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!

Hey, tell everyone on the forums that I said hi, would ya?

His site was piss funny but he made some post about people gettin their jobs took so I lose almost all respect for people when they say that shit.

i fucking knew it
man what was he thinking making that shit
is he really against trump or did he do it to fit in?

>i agree with everything you say
>i bet we will be able to talk for hours about interesting opinions and stuff

why would anyone think "i agree with you on everything you say" is a good trait...

>letterbox

because im a flithy canadian who cant form his own opinion

typical leaf trolling, believe it or not most canadians act and think the way they do on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

Hello I am but simple Nederlander please Meneer Masterson do you like stroopwafel yes?

Call him a cuck to his face. Srsly. I'd honestly do that if I knew where he lived.

>people are surprised Dick is gay

Really? You can't detect gay people?

Wow, I never thought Maddox - of all people - would turn into such a ramraiding fag. I might have to sell his book now. "Alphabet of Manliness"? How far he has fallen.

if hes gay then what about him fucking maddoxes gf?

>Oh...

Yeah, no shit. I bought his book way back when and he has come full circle.

>Mid 00s: he wrote the Alphabet of Manliness
>2015: "There is nothing wrong with being a cuckold."

- Maddcuck

you sound like a cuck kys

Dick I would donate to your patreon but my policy is to take care of yourself but you help someone else.

When did you move to Belgium?
And more importantly...why would you move to Belgium?

That's a weird thing for a woman to call her pussy, but I guess you are from Canada, so I guess it's okay.

Shitloads of both. Some people in LA are so insulated, they can't see outside of their little bubble.

>the end of that video
>all these things that he finds shocking and problematic

is maddox on a soy diet like that tranny speedrunner or something? dude get your hormones checked, you talk like a bitch in heat

What are you gonna do about this cuck's video?

dick.show/episode-18/

He already responded to it in the newest episode of his podcast.

maddox has no integrity left, it dried up and crumbled out of his mushy blue waffle
im ashamed i ever bought his books but my parents taught me never to waste so i'll put my piss to better use

> Using the dick.show domain
All the best things have come out of IRC.

no deal, we only shart in the marts

>Shitloads of both. Some people in LA are so insulated, they can't see outside of their little bubble.

Funny because I hold this opinion about America as a whole.
This whole thread is your typical american soap drama. It's embarrassing.

Cool post, UKuck. Really made me think.

That is the cycle of the Internet icons

>be rude, crude, vulgar, "fuck your moralistic bullshit and don't take shit so seriously, faggot"

>hmmm... I've grown up, maybe some of that stuff was just too immature... let me clean up some

>"I'm a proud male feminist"

>Did you ever think that maybe cuckoldry isn't a bad thing?

>Remember that time when I didn't take internet shit seriously and was actually part of something fun? Yeah I was wrong. Grow the fuck up, we're living in the current year, the old cool me is dead, now meet "mature" me

>BLM, SOCIAL JUSTICE, WOMENS LIB, IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE AN IGNORANT LOSER WHO IS STUCK IN THE PAST

>implying
I've seen british tabloids. You people are the queens of soap dramas. Sometimes I think you only maintain a royal family around so you can have more useless celebrities to obsess about

wtf I hate Dick now

dick you are a fucking legend

>Dick Masterson

get raped tripfag

he's not using a trip code though

Disabling ratings and comments automatically means your video is shit

>Comments are disabled for this video
Nuff said

>commenting on Censorbook.

Cuck.

Diiiiiiiick iiiiisss the winnerrrrrrrrr

This LITERAL cuck who hasn't been relevant since 2002 disabled ratings and comments because he knew he would be called out on his bullshit. Apex kek.

Source?

Dick mentions it in the latest episode of the Dick Show at the end.
It was only Maddox's ex but he got mega buttblasted about it so I'd count it as a cucking.

holy fuck that ending (starting somewhere around 1:20)

so maddox basically made up a chan-site to slander dick? i hope this gets huge enough to end his """""""comedy"""""" """""career"""""""

Wow, I was really angry during the entirety of this. But then again Maddox has always struck me as a slimy little fuckface.

If this is really Dick Masterson I wish you well man, and hope that little dipshit doesn't ruin your real life with his asspained jealous shit. You already know actual intelligent people see through his spiel immediately.

this guy was funny before he put out his face.
he is the kylo ren of the internet

You guys are idiots. He was always liberal, but used hyperbole to accentuate his commentary. He's close to being an un-sjw like liberal than anything - him making a video about the word cuck doesn't change that.

I bet you were the kids who literally thought Maddox was encouraging people to treat women and kids violently.

>Maddox after 2009

I asked Brits why they cared about the royalty when I was over there. They said it was nice. Worthless.

>Maddox after 1999
FTFY :^)

Remember when Maddox was relevant? That was almost 20 years ago

This. He was funny when he was an asshole behind a keyboard destroying kid's drawings. He sucks on Youtube.

REMINDER THAT KEKOX MADE A COMMERCIAL FOR HILLARY.

HE GOT A PAY CHECK FROM HILLARY TO HELP WITH AN ADD!

Haven't been to Maddox's page since ~2002

Didn't realize he's a scrawny balding jew with a whiny voice.

Didn't Maddox always make it at point to make it possible to comment on his videos and/or call people out who disable commenting? I swear I read something on his old site about that somewhere, because I remember back in the day he was the first person to give me the impression disabling comments was "bad taste" in internet culture...

Maddox legitimately played a role in inventing the alt-right with his subversive humor.

That was satire, not a Hillary ad. It was all about how pathetic her youth outreach is.

Literally a rapist

youtube.com/watch?v=O6W6n9gsrqQ

"I can tell your kid's five. That stick figure family looks like shit."

Gotta side with Maddox on this one.

>This whole thread is your typical american soap drama

Which one is it like the most and why? Or what thematic elements make it like a "typical" American soap opera?

maddox pls go.

This Dick guy sounds too smarmy mourning zoo to me but he and his friends have some good points. I might listen to this podcast again.

laugh tracks

when I read your comment I heard a canned outburst of laughter followed by "bazinga" from my speakers

>Shouldn't expect to get raped at a party
Only bit I agree with Dick on.

If you a good looking girl at a party and you pass out, you gonna get raped. It's a strong likelihood. You should have been better prepared for this. Like being a guy, passing out at a party and having dicks drawn on your face. Or passing out on the streets and waking up with your wallet gone. Or venturing into the hood at night by yourself and getting jumped.

It shouldn't happen but it does. You know it. I know it. Take precautionary steps to avoid it whenever possible.

Yeah it's a "would you rather be in the right or not robbed" situation. No fucking point being outraged the next day if you could have avoided it.

I would rather break a glass rod in my urethra than listen to the Man Purse Network

get raped, my man

He did, I can't disagree with that. But he's well past serving his purpose.

Rucka and Sean's Armenian genocide jokes are the only good parts of it anyway
Maddox is a cuck and the guests are unfunny 90% of the time

who is this cuck and why should i care?

Funny as shit when he's getting hustled and put back on track by Rucka.
Also why does he have the worst sounding guests. I would think he does it intentionally

a has-been

Why has nobody uploaded the Dick Show bonus episodes

MAD-CUX
>MAD-CUX
MAD-CUX

Dick already address this video in his podcast. Turns out Dick left with Maddox's ex at a wedding and Maddox went apeshit. He literally got cucked by Dick.

Just back the patreon guy, he's got an alcoholism to feed.

VRRROOOOOOMM!!!
>F

the episode where he starts talking about being a "liquorhead" 100% deadpan was the point where I realized exactly how much better of a comedian he is than Maddox

Dick had a fukken transfag on his show. Not listening.

>I've seen british tabloids

How did you manage that you smart little Brazilian monkey? We're very impressed.