You will never be American

>You will never be American

Why even live?

Japan's pretty great, though. At least you're not a dirt Red Coat.

Because this is America. You can BECOME American. And we like you even if you're not, slanty. USA! USA! USA!

>Move to America
>Become american

What's the problem ?

I have no problem with your people at all. We need to square our shit away before more people come over here though.

>Japan's pretty great, though.

t. the weeb

Wrong. I've only seen a few anime films and that's it. All of them were Ghibli Studio or whatever.

>We need to square our shit away before more people come over here though.
This, sadly.

Dude, I don't want to be here.

It sounds great on the brochure but America really isn't all its cracked up to be.

>You will never be American
feels good man

>t. american soldier stationed in japan

just cross the border
ill show you

You may like them. I hates em!
And that's what makes America strong!

Technically, anyone can be American.

Know that feeling brah

>Had a dream the other night
>Was in murica, working or on vacation or whatever
>Spend time with some family of muricans
>Bought a MAGA cap
>woke up
>why_even_live.jpg
>tfw you'll never be murican

Nobody wants you gooks over here, stay in your cesspool of a nuked country.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I can't be american due to people like you

KILL YOURSELF

it's one of these posts again.

Anyone know how many times this jap has spammed this shit?

>You will never be Finnish

why even live

get over here mang, though your privilege levels might be too high. Maybe if you become a Muslim they will fast track you citizenship.

NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR POLITICS (Carry on, fellow American.)!!!!!!

kek, good one paco

Tell that to your not so distant relatives that were tortured and abused by those little fuckers. You people have short memories.

>You will never be a Muslim in Germany plowing hot German women and beating sissy German men with your Cousins

ITS NOT FAIR ALLAH

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I'm ruski and I'm OK with that

Why the hell would you want to be American? America has no culture. Australia has no culture. England has no culture. White countries in general have lost their culture and given their country away to foreigners.

You should be proud of your country. There's no need to be a self hating cuck just because you lost a war to the Americans. You have no idea how much westerners respect and envy Japanese culture.

Hi, I see you're enjoying life in Japan. Good.

> You will never be Swiss

If you're a girl I'll marry you so you can get a citizenship. You don't even have to be a qt.

Thank fuck for that.

Testing.

Ok, it worked. Tripfags are faggots.

Have fun getting locked up by the feds for immigration fraud