ALERT ALERT - SURPRISE WIKILEAKS PRESS CONFERENCE IN 30 MINS - ALERT ALERT

If it's a surprise conference, how did you find out when it would be held? This sounds planned.

HE IS...

THE WITCHER

This only reinforces the fact that Drumpflets are conspiracy theorist racist sexist who believe anything this lying rapist says.

Hillary is the next president

Anyone else think Hurricane Mathew is man made so people wont talk about this?

It's happening! He's had enough!

Nice try CTR. Now kindly fuck off.

>Hurricane
>man made

they can't do that yet user

I would love for there to actually be a Halliburton weather machine

That fucking rapist, when we get our hands on him...

Calm down discount Australia, I'm pretty sure these gentlemen just want to Make America Great Again.

What if It was just Assange in a party hat with the little party streamer in his mouth and it was all a big joke....

I'm currently watching Pro Trump videos, drinking chocolate beer, and laughing at the sweet memes tonight.

9 Mins to go until the total shitstorm.

Cant. Fucking. Wait.

I hope he actually fucks shit up, pplease my aussie of rivia

And then he endorses Hillary

Great forty million Clinton BTFO threads incoming to rave about something minor that won't effect anything. At this point Shillary could release video of herself murdering a baby and the left would still vote for her over Trump.

Post picture of chocolate beer

>chocolate beer
What the heck? What does that taste like, brother? Sounds gross

You clearly have not listened to global warming alarmists or MSNBC.

Are you sure about that? Just look at all of the chemtrails (not con-trails) and the HAARP.

I hope he drops the FBI recordings during Clinton's interview where she tells the FBI that she is not going down because if she goes down, they go down.

Please please please.

This

>doing it for ciri

...

youtube.com/watch?v=Mh-SiK3wrOU

LEFTIST LIVESTREAM REACTION!!!!!!!!!!

based rapiste

Praying it's not this.

I guarantee you this post will be singles and that this announcement will be literally nothing of consequence to Hillary's campaign.

dude looks like a Wizard

Probably arn't any barbers in the Ecuadorian embassy

Have you had a stout? I'm guessing it's a chocolate stout. They're not bad.

T MINUS 5

Found it at my grocery store.

Its delicious.

Thank God you've got the all blacks cause you kiwis are fucking shithouse at everything else

It's going to be nothing, isn't it?
He's just going to shill wikileaks for 30 minutes, isn't he?
I'm staying up for nothing, aren't I?

you are very naive young user

Nice, thanks

My heart rate is rising. I can't wait to be blueballed for the billionth time this year

Going up against globalist scum he's probably been withstanding ELF wave bombardment and other weird shit I'm surprised he is still sane and alive at this point

Americans put sugar in everything

One time I had chocolate cherry Dr Pepper. It was pretty horrid. Chocolate beverages in and of themselves are almost never good, unless they're milk.

My favorite beer right there. It's the shit.

Np senpai

>Chocolate beer
Jesus Christ you hipsters have mastered the art of being manchildren. Even pillow-humping weebs have more self respect.

Polish people are sad about everything

卐卐卐卐卐guys he may not even do the hillary things today. Be cool.卐卐卐卐卐

HOLY FUCK THIS HAD BETTER BE REAL I STAYED UP FOR THIS

LESS THAN A MINUTE YOU DEPLORABLE FAGGOTS

He isn't stuck there.
They could smuggle him in a car, boat him to Ireland, color his hair and ship him to another country from Dublin. The chances are, he did something similar and he's playing with us so people try to kill him at the wrong place.

I'm diamond cutter hard right now.

Anyone else gonna listen with commentary from Shkreli?

periscope.tv/w/1YqxoXvAvZXKv

There is no happening

> digits of truth

That's pretty accurate

Source?

>drinking beer with a sore throat

don't treat your body like some degenerate

fuck I have a class In an hour

This shit here is GOAT

here we go, SUPER MALE VITALITY AND DNA FORCE

>Chocolate beer
>not Chocolate stout

>When I dip
>You dip
>We dip

What are you guys doing to buy time? I'm watching a movie.

Wut da hol up famm

Noice

FUCKING DO IT

youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo

ITS TIME FUCKERS

>product of UK

Post if he says something importante for all of us that cant watch the stream pls

oh shit it didnt start on the count down, he was assanginated

this will be remembered as the day julian "OP" assange failed to deliver

fuck, i thought that was prime boipussy from the thumb

Born to meme!

...

Watching Hellboy with a beer and popcorn

kek.

Nothings happening

CMON PLEASE BE SOMETHING GOOD

droned

Why isn't it happening?!

Why isn't it starting?

>tfw you could stay inside an embassy building for 20 fuckin' years, no sweat.

Soon my brother. Soon.

SHOW ME THE MONEY

>has a countdown
>countdown reaches
>nothing is still happening

Might as well of made the countdown longer?

please stand by

It was a joke you idiots lol.

Nice. I'm watching batman forever eating churchs chicken. Tis bretty guud

drone strike in london

We're being slid by clown threads

youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo
Come on now

He's gonna be shot on live tv now

It's not starting until 10:00 in Berlin. It's another hour away.

You should try this if you can find it. It tastes more of coffee than of chocolate, but there's definitely traces of cocoa in it. My favorite dark beer.

Is there any fetish more patrician than ass eating (only girls asses tho)

Beer and a ganja rice Krispie treat.

Don't forget to order your brain force guys

My fucking sides.

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RIP assange. Suicide by 13million drone strikes to the back of the head

ctr pls go ree

Nothing is happening. It was all a ruse. Or he's dead.

OHJ LOOOK NOTHING HAPPENED

BIG FUCKING SHOCKIGN SUPRISE RIGHT HERE

DUMB KEKS

The most dangerous monster to hunt is hillary. Really makes you think

still waiting...

what do you all think of this track

youtube.com/watch?v=OQrZIfNMgdY

Another 55 minutes apparently.
We've been cucked by daylight saving I think.

That woman has the ugliest face profile I have ever seen.

I wonder if i can locate this stuff at the liquor store.

Jesus christ guys i know we are now a society of instant gratification but fucking shit hold you shit together for longer than 5 seconds before opening your trap for fucks sake.

why are people bothering to chat in youtube, its impossible to read.

Shadilay.

It's not for another hour you horrible human being

and assange at 11

>Jesus christ guys i know we are now a society of instant gratification but fucking shit hold you shit together for longer than 5 seconds before opening your trap for fucks sake.
no. You cant stop me from posting on an anonymous image board

I NEED THIS

Nah, he can't leave, risk is too high.
Because of the stupid sex assault accusation, if he gets picked up anywhere in the eu, he gets extradited to the US and most likely executed.

It's been 7 minutes, faggot

12 minutes

Shadilay.

a truly British insult. Top marks old chap

>ywn have sex with her

source on this? everyone said 9. Now it's 11.

Shadilay.

I hope you guys realize that Assange cares more about attention than anything else, so while this MIGHT be a huge bombshell, he'd hype it up just as much even if it was boring inconsequential crap.

#StrongerToGetHer

there is literally nothing special about that ass.

WTF bros, was the drone strike successful?

>ywn have sex

25 minutes !
youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo

Cheer up brah

it's not chat, just memes

Samuel smith is GOAT desu, Yorkshire brewing all the way desu

>Trump is such a garbage candidate that Amerilards have to wait on an Australian NEET shitposter to release some spicy info on Hillary for him to even have a chance at beating her

Amerilards are a joke. The Amerilard election is a joke. The whole country deserves to be nuked out of existence.

GIRUGAMESH!

Checked.

Have any of you guys had the Stone's vertical epic ale? It's pretty dang good and I believe they're doing a limited run of it.

It's good for passing subliminal messages

True but we've been waiting hours

wait a second, is this actually the live drop or is this a commentary on what assange might actually drop

wtf is this "right side broadcasting" and why does it have the only link. i smell bullshit.

>tfw mummy Hillary will never drone London
Feels really fucking bad man.

9 minutes according to this cunt
periscope.tv/w/1YqxoXvAvZXKv

Running Order
10:00 Introduction by Sarah Harrison, WikiLeaks Journalist
10:10 10 year video
10:15 Sarah Harrison on history, propaganda attacks, lessons learnt
10:30 John Goetz, German based investigative journalist, and Stefania Maurizi, Investigative
journalist for L'Espresso, Italy, on publication model and partnerships
10:40 Assassinate Assange video
10:43 Melinda Taylor, Lawyer for Julian Assange, on legal threats and status
10:55 UN Press Conference video
11:00 Julian Assange, Founder and Publisher of WikiLeaks
11:10 Questions from press
11:30 End

>Not watching this

youtube.com/watch?v=Mh-SiK3wrOU

>her

This

>everyone said 9. Now it's 11.
>9
>11

electing a hoax seems way better than electing a stupid risk.

>right side broadcasting"
They are our go to streamers for political shit. They have covered most of the rallies and debates ect. Pretty unbiased/right side biased

>10min
its fucking nothing

HOLYSHITT im getting a black screen!!! what the F*CK does this mean??

>mfw you idiots think he is going to save you

>t. ctr

The new world order are taking control

Was this the jews?

>Running Order
>10:00 Introduction by Sarah Harrison, WikiLeaks Journalist
>10:10 10 year video
>10:15 Sarah Harrison on history, propaganda attacks, lessons learnt
>10:30 John Goetz, German based investigative journalist, and Stefania Maurizi, Investigative
>journalist for L'Espresso, Italy, on publication model and partnerships
>10:40 Assassinate Assange video
>10:43 Melinda Taylor, Lawyer for Julian Assange, on legal threats and status
>10:55 UN Press Conference video
>11:00 Julian Assange, Founder and Publisher of WikiLeaks
>11:10 Questions from press
>11:30 End
PROOF KEK

DONT HAVE IT DO YA?

JUST GOT THAT NUGRADICK UP UR COLON

no sugar edition

IDS HABBENIG

means nothing homeboy

Get that nigger filth out of here faggot.

Distributors near me have it, and I live in PA with some of the worst booze laws in the country. A six pack runs about $15 but I think it's worth it. I like to treat myself to strange/expensive beers once in a while.

so 1 hour of bullshitting and 10 minute leak?

...

God, I love you Straya cunts.

Does this bitch have a mole on her eyelid?

youtube.com/watch?v=B-sVGIp6E9g

You got it all wrong
If hillary goes down, we won't care if trump loses to kaine
The system will be shaken
They'll know they're vulnerable
Thats all we need to make them lose power, for the public to question everything.

We think KEK will save us.

just curious, is it the shitposting or are you recieving monetary ercompensation for your efforts? Its pretty obvious at this point.

Fuck you, I have to be at work in the morning.

faggot
wikileaks.org/10years/WikiLeaks10yrsPressPack.pdf

>for him to even have a chance at beating her
lol Australians and their lack of knowledge of any current events

>1.5 Hours

This better be worth it

She said nigger! Thats the leak.

Fuck gotta wait for 4am est

I have not, but I'm due for a beer run soon so I'll keep an eye out for it. When it comes to beer I'm always up for something new.

Did you expect him to sit there and read thousands of documents? He only needs seconds. "Gas the Clintons. Leak war now."

...

My bad. I cant see previews of the vids.

what time does it start?

Let him hurry up I'm skippin mandatory classes for this

GOD DAMN IT

I HAVE A 9 AM CLASS AND I CAN'T STAY UP FOR THIS SHIT

BUT I WILL

BEST YOUTUBE

youtube.com/watch?v=mZi1RvVkIHg

This leak is supposed to send her to prison. You don't go to prison for saying nigger yet.

I bet it's that she eats babies.

so nothing on the election?

remind me again, why this is important? its just a bunch of antifa faggots

...

I bet he will announce that Wikileaks is disbanding and he's turning himself in.

Screencap this post

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"no"

That's the wise judgment that will make you a winner in life.

>This is truly the end of Trump's campaign

GOD DAMN IT. ITS 6PM AND I HAVE A FREE NIGHT WITH NOTHING TO DO AND HE IS WASTING MY TIME

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Lack of natural sunlight probably

ONE HOUR DELAYED

Catchy

POST PREDICTIONS
SEX TAPE WITH HUMA?

>10 minute Introduction
Dis gunna be fucking good.

>WITH NOTHING TO DO
so what are you worried about your time for?

Morning Glory Espresso stout is also real good. Most coffee stouts tend to be overly bitter, but this one is nice and smooth. Nice coffee/chocolate flavor with a body similar to Guiness Draught.

If you care so much pull out the troops and let Russia help Assad resume control and stability.

WHERE DOES IT SAY IN THE PROGRAM INFO ANY RELEASE OF HILLARY LEAK? AM I GOING BLIND? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

The project starts in 15 minutes. Ready for your daily dose of waleed?

God im going to miss this shit with you guys.

...

1 minutes
periscope.tv/w/1YqxoXvAvZXKv

BTFO NERD

Alex is shit talking. Gonna give him another 45 minutes.

why is alex jones spouting anderson cooper is in the cia

>that photo
Did he play witcher the whole time hes been locked in there?

They originally said 10 am, which is 45 mins from now

>This dumb Amerilard actually thinks Trump has a chance at winning the election

I would call you retarded.. but then again you're American. Being a retard is in your nature. Every single poll says Hillary is winning. Every single pollster is predicting a Hillary win. The electoral map is storngly in favor of her. The demographics are in favor of her.

Hillary represents stability. Trump represents chaos and uncertainty. Even his most ardent supporters will make a last minute switch just as they are ticking their ballot boxes towards Hillary because they can't gamble their future (well only those jobs and not anyone on Cred Forums) and their children's future away with a Trump presidency

Listen I know you're a low life NEET who spends his whole time on Cred Forums and you have no idea what's going on in the real world. But Trump has lost already. And you will cry come November.

>He's never had Guinness

Post what you've got stocked for the big show

Because I am shitposting about other peoples complaints about it being delayed while I have the freedom to waste the next 12 hours waiting for this bullshit.

Cant wait. Nothing better than being dicked by a poo in loo talking about lefty shit

...

I JUST TUNED IN
DID I MISS IT GUYS
DO I HAVE TIME TO TAKE A QUICK SHIT?

...

It'll be a hard order to make me care, hell, what even is Aleppo?

Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like “damn, Habibi, you fuckin’ fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me.” when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma’s POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? they’re not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner’s Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you’re getting paid for the opportunity to eat the “First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you’re fucking Huma. You’re not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.

I don't understand this, now they want US troop in Syria or what?
How are you going to solve the Syrian problem without literally ending the existent of one side of this conflict?
Take in more refugees and that will end the war?

you have 40 mins

jesus christ i love halftime

:10 10 year video
:15 Sarah Harrison on histor

neither have happened yet retard

I thought you became a trap and anheroed, disappointed

You can take a long ass shit and you wont miss it lad. Feel free to defecate

thanks

Top shitpost mate

40 mins
Some in this thread cant into berlin time

i think it's about Germany
"
WikiLeaks Top 10 Greatest Hits about Germany
10 Years – 10 Million Documents"
wikileaks.org/10years/WikiLeaks10yrsPressPack.pdf

sauce plz

Because he did a summer internship with them and is obviously an asset selling their fake terrorism still, which makes sense considering the cozy relationship of CNN and CBS with the CIA.

He's a towelhead, not tech support

ASSANGE HAS BEEN DECLARED DEAD SUICIDE BY DRONE STRIKE

They want us to take more refugees, yes.

Assange is only speaking for 10 minutes at 11:00AM Berlin time (4:00AM CST). Given how much he enjoys press - it's likely that they're saving the biggest announcement for him.

You have enough time homie.

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>He's a towelhead, not tech support
All the same to me cunt

sauce

assange is going all out in this press conference because he will die shortly after it and hes accepted his fate

He said QUICK shit. How is a yank supposed to pull that off

I think Assange has decided to kill himself in his dressing room

source on dis

that proves my point. nothing in that running order says he will release anything about Hillary.

this is just a giant smokescreen so he can increase the media attention around his faggot antifa muhh anarchist social justice warrior bullsnit.

sweet jesus

Fucking Faggot. You beat me to it.

Index
Page 1: Cover Sheet
Page 2: Index
Page 3: Running Order
Page 4: The Top 10 Greatest Hits of WikiLeaks
Page 5: WikiLeaks Top 10 Greatest Hits about Germany
Page 7: Timeline of key WikiLeaks publications
Page 9: Frequently Distorted Facts about WikiLeaks
Page 12: Assange Related Press Contacts

Best stream? Jones is a little repetitive.

I should go take a shit. This beer is making tired and I love everyone of you.

>hour of bullshit before assange
>ten minutes
He better have something BIG

Is he dead?

the actress is dani jensen. she is the greatest dirty talker i have ever heard in my life. I'm not sure on the exact video, but she's only done a dozen so it would be easy to find

What are you talking about?

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Fuck. I can't wait much longer.

I wonder what the other boards are up to right now.

Biscuits

Julian won't be on until 5AM EST, maximum ameriburger sleepy time but it does position him for the morning news cycle assuming it gets picked up by MSM

how long untill Pissange appears, ehm, gets droned?

what a shit face but that fucking body
who is this semen demon

it's
happening

####

did
he
died

? ? ?

$$$

STANDBY FOR LIVE VIDEO

OH SHIT IT IS HAPPENING NIGGERS

lmao baka tbqh familia

>she's been blacked
gross

KEEP POSTING

SOURCE

that fucking youtube chat

HERE WE GO

Nah its cool, according to the sign in sheet I'm there. And I did the test about this course last year a few days back, got 89%

To be honest, I must have been drunk when I saved this. That fucking face made me lol so fucking hard though.

Don't even fucking make me break out le maymay arrow followed by "her".

Don't you fucking dare, cunt.

Link?

if digits
he ded

Bump

I am still looking for a high resolution video of her

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Shadillay playing in the background, rum in hand, I await the potential happening with glee.

>not knowing chaos and entropy is the natural order of the universe so it always wins out

it's next to the livestream

It is starting

youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo

drones in 30 sec!

Julian just sent me a private dm. He said he found evidence Hillary is directly behind the clown sightings.

the one in op: youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo

where all i see is alex jones talking

Hurry this shite up, it's 330 and I wanna go to bed soon

Coffee ready, comfy as fuck, ready for stream. I hope Assange rekts Hillary.

Praise Kek, repeating digits confirm Trump's victory.

Check the op post you lazy cunt

right cause swedes only go after white rapists

Nice checks mate

Fuck it I'm going to sleep.

...

PRAISE HIM!

>repeating digits confirm Trump's victory.

confirmed

Shadilay

goodbye thread

Did she forgot her clothes?

I really want to believe something big will come of this..... but my expectation is 0% right now.

THEY LUBED YOU BEFORE THEY RAPED YOU

Assange is dead, but Trump will win.

PRAISE KEK

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ill try my best to find her then

this is going to get high energy

We all want to go to sleep

Now you know what it's like to stay up for Joe.

what would you guys do if assange uses this to shill for hill? it would be the perfect ploy

>Prediction
It will be about the US Gov. and maybe the Hillary State Department still spying on Germany, even after we got busted and promised to never do it again.
>Prediction

HE HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD

picture

ants

etc

>Youtube chat is kill

WITNESSED

thank you George Soros

B L E S S E D

IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF LINCOLN DIES??

twitter.com/wikileaks/status/783207348118642688
30 MINUTES

Fuck I was high when I saved it. I apologize

NO FRIEND THIS IS HOW IT SAVES US ALL

it was 30 minutes 30 minutes ago

WikiLeaks @wikileaks 2m2 minutes ago

In 30 min: WikiLeaks 10 Year Anniversary begins with Berlin press conference wikileaks.org/10years/ #wikileaks

anyone able to find me this book for free?

HOLY FUCK MY ASS. I just looked. 19500

fuck her right in the pussy

Do we even know for sure if this will be about hillary?

I thought this was supposed to start an hour ago. Whats happening?

Dont sleep good until I see morning Mika's globalist tittays

First it was at 9, now it's at 11

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HES LATE TO HIS OWN FUCKING SURPRISE LEAK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Wiki leak mo-tard is gonna die in that fucking embassy mark my words.

Chocolate and or coffee stout recipes have been around for a long ass fucking time user, and a lot of them are highly regarded you uncultured swine,

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

HERE WE GO BOYS

Assange if you don't deliver and nail this cunt, I hope they get you on those false rape accusations you son of a bitch.

The big one is tonight, it is happening so hard my dudes.

>Berlin
I thought he was in London.

THERE ARE WORDS ON THE STREAM
tHEY ARE TALKING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING HAPPENING
HPAPPENEHNG

I fear we are all staying up for a birthday party posing as a leak

...

IT R STAAAAAAAAAHHT

IT'S STARTED

audio is playing

IT'S STARTING IMINENTLY

ITS STARTING!!!!!!

Y-YOU TOO

Rosee Divine

ALEX JONES PRE-GAME COVERAGE

DUDE
WEED
LAMO

SOMEONE BAKE NU BREAD DONT LET THIS SLIDE

>INFO WARS

Stream lost all credibility

yeah was surprisingly easy to find

It's truly a beautiful seeing posters from all over the world banding together like this.

I love you all.

>page 4
We are good. Calm your tits

He looks like Geralt of Rivia or Gandalf.

We're breaking the conditioning!

SHKRELI IS WATCHING ALEX JONES

>caring about some fake whore

[Shitposting intensifies]

Kek

its buffering like crazy.

Fug. Any non-foil-hat streams?

We love you too. Unfortunately being unable to vote means we must live out our fantasies on mongolian phising forums

only on your side senpai

OBAMA YOU WICKED WICKED DEH-VULL

no

T-that's a boy...

kek even I have better internet than you burgers

Why didnt he release what ever this is immediately? Why wait?

Isn't it funny?

Watcha growin there? Here's some of mine.

I came for Assange, I didn't come to listen to Alex talk about lizard people again.

He's trying to bait out the assassins. He is our martyr.

I won't forget you when I go to the polls this November, you beautiful Aussie bastard.

he doesn't want killery to have enough time for damage control

Foreplay, you can't just whip it out and stick it in.

THAT ACE OF SPADE FUCK OFF WITH THIS

checked

nice

chemdawg

Filter merchant is annoying, where is the leak wizard to bring us new meme fodder?

Lizard people are real desu.

Alex Jones talking... Did I miss Assagne?

Alex will take any opportunity to run his mouth. Everything until Assange shows up is just filler.

Just had to refresh it

It's totally happening dudes. I'm so excited.

Fatwars mumbling?

WTF is this shit

SAAAUUUUUUUCEEEEE

he shot himself live :(

Praise Kek!

What a coincidence, growing Fresian dew, liberty haze and chemdog as well.

>Filter merchant and leak wizard

fuck this alex jones faggot

Alex Jones has 44 thousand
Fuck off CTR

Watch Julian shitposter posts 100% Proof of Lizards

Kek demands it

20 minutes and it starts. Leak man doesn't speak until midway through the event, and only for 10 minutes.

so is anything going to happen or are we just listening to alex jones rant

I don't come here often but am curious about the Assange stuff.
Would someone mind telling me if i can safely disregard this now that Alex Jones is involved? I love a good conspiracy but that dude is 100% clickbait trash.

>fucking Alex Jones

So it's already clear Assange has literally nothing to show?

assange, if this is muh 2007 leak im gonna crawl up that embassy myself and take a shit in your beard

>Fresian dew
indoors or out?

>BBQin babies
I'm dying here

You are just jealous

bullshit...

fuck alex jones

wheres the real shit?

He's just covering the event, the press conference is Assange/Wikileaks

Should I rewatch FLCL? I haven't seen it in full since middle school. I'm 26 now.

Oh yeah... Just love looking at beat asshole and twerling pussy that looks like 2 steaks slapping

ohh, okay. I'll stick around, thanks dude.

Did he shrink 2 inches?

>"WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET 1 MILLION VIEWERS ON THIS LIVESTREAM TONIGHT"

Can it happen Cred Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=y7OwzD5yxUU

If you'd rather listen to news music instead of having your IQ sucked out of your skull by that intellectual vampire. You just know most of Cred Forums listens to that bullshit.

alex selling us his sugar pills atm

Yeah. 6 episodes and a worthwhile investment.

Yeah im jealous that im not a mentally challenged adhd faggot cunt

Hurr the "we all" card.

Samuel Smith is fucking great. I should buy some.

>I'll stick around

Great Foo Fighters song.

:):):)

What if he's assassinated 2mintues prior

That's not what he meant. He meant 1 million + views by tomorrow

fuck aj
2012.10.09 - The Austin Incident Doug Stanhope Alex Jones Live in Texas [2004813]
youtube.com/watch?v=ezQ0UwlHXnE

No, fuck you taco bowl.

Too bad your father didn't, desu.

spends half of his air time peddling shit

Nice tummy. I want to rub it before calling her a fat cow that should lose some weight

What show is this?

I just mean will it resonate more or in a different way than when I was 15.

But I'm not a nigger.

new thread anyone?

I think this was all just a stunt so Alex Jones could sell some sweaters...

That's better, not that I'm a AJ hater or that I hide my foil hat.

What is with this fat cow?

I swear to christ you shitposter, if this is MUH DRONES 2007 and your proof of Hillary needs to be arrested is that shes a lizard person and you pull up a crude drawing you made because you have went fucking insane in that fucking shithole I will come there and kick you in your fucking boipussy

Alex Jones is probably the world's biggest snake oil salesman

>Amerilards take this conspiratorial retard seriously

Spam this thread with many replies when it actually happens so I can tune out this guy

For me, that show resonated most with me when I was a teen, but I haven't rewatched it since.

12 minutes.

It's a movie, Patlabor 2. It's directed by the guy who did the Ghost in the Shell movies. Cred Forums approved plot too.

>Gook
Dropped as soon as I saw the yellow in that skin.

setting up chairs

What do you have against the god race?

>Patlabor
they don't animate them like they use to

>That hand articulation
>UN getting BTFO
>Mechs

Yep, my dick is hard. Downloading, thanks.

u know you want to make tummy fart sounds on her tummy

Post YFW a CIA Sweeper squad raids Jones's HQ on live stream

No they do not.

too bad the tits are fake

ohmuhgawd UN robots getting BTFO?

I like this classic style of animation. Way better than the cg shit of today

At least we don't allow ex-convicts to vote.

My favorite Foo Fighters song, actually, and the first one i ever heard way back then.

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OFC. But she is encouraging the fats by cosplaying or w/e while being large

The first movie is worth watching too, but it's nowhere near as interesting or even similar in tone. It's a fun little police mystery.

Alex Jones is so annoying.

nu bread

nu bread

nu bread

>Squinting midgets with hepatitis
>God race
ok, buddy.

shes not even fat you fucking permavirgin

botched nips

Just look at her, She is 100% a healthy at any weight tumblrina. You cant encourage any degree of it else you will get out of control and became landwhales

i'm making pizza for the occasion, gang.

it's almost done.

I'm sure you are speaking from experience;

get ready for civil war you burger cunts

what about that 200 lb gut you have faggot?

MAN THE HARPOONS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, LOOK HOW FAT THAT CUNTS TUMMY IS!

th-thank you georg syrup :c

55kg/120lbs cunt. I am a skeleton.

ASSASSINATE ASSANGE

San Pellegrino water? He has good taste

Jesus Fucking Christ this is tremendous waste of time.

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Like everything he's "leaked" for the past few years

He's just Russian propaganda at this point.

Fap

you mean manlet? haha, you sound like a little bitch, and I thought you were a permavirg because you were too fat. How does it feel to be a squeak?

My internet's capped and I can't load video. You niggers better keep me posted.

Up until now: literally nothing.

I wish she would stop saying 'erm'

just happy birthday stuff

Still just an uncharismatic bitch who can't stop "um"ing and "uh"ing

>tfw

they got a spanish bitch now, possibly mexican, bumbling around in accented english.... saying nothing important

Now some middle aged Italian woman talking shit

Holy shit bring out the White Wizard already. I'M TIRED