Have you heard about these super creepy clowns that are being spotted all over the United States? They're up to something and I think it's scary.
We need to do something about all these creepy clowns, I was thinking of getting some friends organized on facebook or twitter. In any case I guess I'll just help to spread the word about this crazy stuff
Heard there was one near the Student Union and some of the dorms, I think PSP
Jayden Thompson
Really? Probably gonna search this weekend then.
Never heard of PSP though. Is that left of Student Union?
Kayden Bennett
nvm Im retarded. Thats nextdoor to me
Andrew Martinez
I used to go to the U of A
I miss my short time in Arizona :'(
GOAT state
Jason Morris
@ClownSighting Foremost authority on all creepy clown sightings
Sebastian Russell
They'll have to answer to my shotgun first.
Carter Fisher
I have a theory.
Originally, the clown thing was some dumb joke by an idiot.
Then, other people started copying him.
Occam's razor, folks.
Daniel Reed
I dont understand why people are being so gay about this. Does a red nose and huge shoes give you superhuman strength? Are you scared of the clown because it pained a scary face on top of its real face? Man the fuck up, people.
My reaction to a clown encounter would be as follows:
See clown: Who cares? Clown has a staring problem: What the fuck are you looking at? Clown follows: Spin around and approach directly (call bluff). Clown gets physical: Clown gets rekt.
Robert Adams
All clowns are psychopaths.
Bentley Adams
Also, sup fellow Tucson faggs
Isaac Thomas
>have you heard about this propaganda we are forcing local tv news networks to cover almost everyday for the past couple of months?
Charles Allen
>Occam's razor, folks. Why do people always bring up the shaving device when theorizing? Did Occam invent the shaver?