my girlfriend, a teacher, is waking up about fifteen-twenty minutes from now.
what do i tell her when she wakes up to a mostly drunk, redpilled boy like me?
jesus god, please help me. (we are both white. she teaches at a private catholic school)
i just don't want to get yelled at bros.
love you.
Mason Adams
tell her you're making stoned college kids laugh at 4 am nigger
Carter Hall
that isn't going to work, my guy
she's wise to my game
Kevin Cox
Pretend to be asleep on the couch.
Jordan Young
Clinton is finished!
Luis Kelly
Try to redpill her and keep us updated with her reactions
David Nelson
brush your teeth, drink water, pretend to be normal and tell her that you couldnt sleep and are really tired
kiss her, tell her you love her and wish her a good day at work
Henry Stewart
>what do i tell her when she wakes up to a mostly drunk, redpilled boy like me? "You farted in your sleep you filthy bitch".
Jack Wood
Who gives a shit what she thinks you cuck? If she acts up, just rape her. Women don't learn unless you put them in their place first.
Isaiah Powell
If she yells at you just start slapping her until she learns her place and shuts up. Women shouldn't speak until addressed by her man.
Daniel Hill
literally on our couch right now, but it's in our room.
this is deep, guys. i'm smashed and on a couch. i want to see the end, but i have a buzz. she's going to kick my ass, like a good white woman would.
i'm working on it, buddy. we're pretty close, honestly.
for the record, i'm being serious, how do i not get my ass kicked by my future wife?
Dylan Moore
Get in first. Get angry at her over something random and bawl her out before she gets to say anything.
Xavier Murphy
hahaha that's a hilarious situation to picture being in, good luck man
Ryder King
>Why are you awake? >CouIdn't sIeep >Why are you drunk >Thought it couId heIp me sIeep >What are you watching >Dunno
Mason Fisher
yeah, mate, but i'm still drinking until it drops, don't be a dick.
love you anyway.
we've been through that
go on
dick
Leo Watson
>Future wife
She is teaching inner-city black "Children" (20-year-old men returning to tryna get that education) how to properly fill the girlfriend of a beta male.
Carson Baker
I'm in bed with my gf currently watching the stream and she keeps rolling over and asking me to turn it down, but I refuse. I'll be up with you friend-o
Luis Hughes
You're a grown man, allowed to do as you please. Women who complain about small shit constantly will throw tantrums and fits to get their way. Immature, controlling and selfish. I made that mistake once too, if you have to worry about being "punished" your relationship is already over. End it.
Matthew Scott
>and asking me to turn it down Ask her to TURN UP THE ENERGY.
Easton Sanchez
Her real boyfriend(The one that doesn't embarrass her in front of her parents) doesn't do that shit. You're a dick, but I guess you'll be paying for her kid.
William Wilson
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William Robinson
buddy, i appreciate it, i really do she knows my game too well she is going to know my shit before she wears off her alarm
how'd you know?
are you west coast?
really? seriously convince me of that
Hunter Hernandez
Pretend to go to sleep or nap. Wait until she leaves, then continue watching your show.
Ayden Clark
nice comfy pic user thanks
also,
>being scawed by a gf
man up, don't be a cuck
you are the man in the house
Caleb Foster
Yeah I'm west coast. SoCal
William Wilson
Just tell her the truth, user. Tell her you're saving the world.
Isaac Howard
>I'm staying up to watch the wikileaks conference
I'm not sure what you're trouble is exactly.
Ethan Scott
Make her breakfast you dumb scrub
Connor Miller
btw man this guy is rightShe can get annoyed at you sure, but if she goes seriousIy overboard and acts controIIing its because she doing just that, trying to be controIIing. TeII her its no big deaI, you just wanted to watch the stream and Iost track of time.
Kevin Reed
>not using headphones Fuck selfish fgts like you
Elijah Mitchell
>watches Alex Jones >has gf
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Liam Russell
but i dont want to miss it
hey, buddy. boston jew here for you.
breakfest is my game but she doesn't eat at home. i'd be making some food for myself if case were be.
i have a girlfriend that mostly leaves me fucked with my life.
Samuel Ortiz
what exactly is the crime? That you're up all night, that you're drunk or that you're watching AJ?
Adrian Jackson
Pretend you fell asleep on the couch
Pretend to wake up when she comes out
John Ramirez
Are you me? the only thing I left out of your story is her dad's going to be here in 2 hours.
Good thing is mine knows what I'm doing and that I have PTSD from war and don't sleep much.
Good luck me, but this isn't your blog retard.
Austin Jackson
This is not your personal fucking diary. Hang yourself.
Christian Taylor
My girlfriend is sleeping right now. She sleeps through anything though. Doesn't complain at me for staying up all night playing vidya & chess. It's nice to not have to slap her around her for annoying me.
Henry Nguyen
Either fake sleeping (only missing some history chatter), or grow some balls, since your girlfriend is apparently borrowing yours.
Charles Russell
god, i wish you would believe the story of my life.
alright, mate. she's a bit iffy. she hates my drinking, but i'm clearly not bothering anyone, right? she wakes up early and i'm a nightowl.
it sucks, dude. she actually bought me an alex jones dvd for my birthday.
we're not the same. none of our shit is similar. that being said, godspeed, dude.
nice dubs.
good call
Owen Brooks
I don't understand what the dilemma is here.
Is it that you're drunk?? Why are you afraid of her seeing this?
Is it that you were up all night? Literally, who gives a fuck?
Is it that you're watching Alex Jones?? WHO FUCKING CARES?
I just don't get what you're afraid of. Why are you feeling like such a pussy right now? Please elaborate.
Luke Bennett
she's awake now.
Dominic Lopez
i like your digits. can you talk to my future wife with that confidence?
Wyatt Sullivan
You live in socal and she wakes up to teach at 130 am. The fuck?
Luis James
i live in boston, buddy.
Oliver White
Sorry, didn't read boston jew. I'm a bad goy
Mason Stewart
Bend her over and make her swallow the pink pill, my dude.
Then rawdog her in the shower.
Cooper Rogers
Are you going to ask him to fuck her too?
Ryan Allen
OP what do you do for a living Why is your gf wearing the pants in this household and by that I'm not implying you're not being alfa enof I'm wondering why you're acting like an alcoholic housewife
Lincoln Brooks
Still its 430 why would she get up this fucking early? Is she hideous and has to give herself a face transplant?
Jace Gonzalez
Thought you were replying to My sides were crippled.
Carter Clark
just tell her you couldn't sleep because you were too woke cause of super male vitality
Easton White
What's wrong with the truth? You have reason to believe a major bombshell is about to be released. History in the making. You'd like to see it first yourself before it's spun by commentators.
Asher Davis
it's okay
we don't have a shower, but i might make space for one on the second floor to be honest
maybe
you're not going to believe me, but i write for the boston globe, sort of.
she has to put on her face
she would see through it.
Michael Cook
yeah, but she gives me shit.
Brayden Reyes
Yeah. I believe it. But if she's wise enough to see through deception it'll be less shit than you'd otherwise get.
Brody Reyes
This
Christopher Ross
Deny being drunk, OP-fag. All good relationships rely on lies.
Brayden James
Most of our shit is same >we are drunk >she's a teacher >she will be getting in the shower in one hour Good luck with your contrarian beliefs. Via Con Dios, Amigo (I'm so white you wouldn't believe)
Xavier Cruz
man, can i be honest while we're here? i'm a jew, but not really. eh. i don't care at all. she's a catholic school teacher. atheist. eh, doestn't care at all.
just shit.
but dude, come on.
i'm literally a writer for the boston globe. but she gives me shit for it. however, i'm a goofball about it, obviously
please, for the love of god, suck my dick
Aaron Diaz
my bad. a lot of that i do agree with.
Asher Bell
going secret full screen on my other page. love you all. keep it alive if you want to talk about the boston globe and do nonsense with me. otherwise, i'll see you guys later.
but that's all. i'll provide globe proof. bye, until tomorrow lads.
David Gray
tell her you been watching the stock market...
Daniel Ortiz
Hey Gio, I fucked Casey while she was pissed at you for being a dumb drunk beaner.
That baby's mine. Have fun.
PS: You have to go back
Isaac Cook
I'd have to wait for your girlfriend to get up, and unlock it. I'm probably on to lunch then, no thanks.