So, i'm staying up to watch alex jones

so, i'm staying up to watch alex jones
i'm drunk

my girlfriend, a teacher, is waking up about fifteen-twenty minutes from now.

what do i tell her when she wakes up to a mostly drunk, redpilled boy like me?

jesus god, please help me.
(we are both white. she teaches at a private catholic school)

i just don't want to get yelled at bros.

love you.

tell her you're making stoned college kids laugh at 4 am nigger

that isn't going to work, my guy


she's wise to my game

Pretend to be asleep on the couch.

Clinton is finished!

Try to redpill her and keep us updated with her reactions

brush your teeth, drink water, pretend to be normal and tell her that you couldnt sleep and are really tired

kiss her, tell her you love her and wish her a good day at work

>what do i tell her when she wakes up to a mostly drunk, redpilled boy like me?
"You farted in your sleep you filthy bitch".

Who gives a shit what she thinks you cuck? If she acts up, just rape her. Women don't learn unless you put them in their place first.

If she yells at you just start slapping her until she learns her place and shuts up. Women shouldn't speak until addressed by her man.

literally on our couch right now, but it's in our room.

this is deep, guys. i'm smashed and on a couch.
i want to see the end, but i have a buzz. she's going to kick my ass, like a good white woman would.

i'm working on it, buddy.
we're pretty close, honestly.


for the record, i'm being serious, how do i not get my ass kicked by my future wife?

Get in first. Get angry at her over something random and bawl her out before she gets to say anything.

hahaha that's a hilarious situation to picture being in, good luck man

>Why are you awake?
>CouIdn't sIeep
>Why are you drunk
>Thought it couId heIp me sIeep
>What are you watching
>Dunno

yeah, mate, but i'm still drinking until it drops, don't be a dick.

love you anyway.

we've been through that

go on

dick

>Future wife

She is teaching inner-city black "Children" (20-year-old men returning to tryna get that education) how to properly fill the girlfriend of a beta male.

I'm in bed with my gf currently watching the stream and she keeps rolling over and asking me to turn it down, but I refuse. I'll be up with you friend-o

You're a grown man, allowed to do as you please. Women who complain about small shit constantly will throw tantrums and fits to get their way. Immature, controlling and selfish. I made that mistake once too, if you have to worry about being "punished" your relationship is already over. End it.

>and asking me to turn it down
Ask her to TURN UP THE ENERGY.

Her real boyfriend(The one that doesn't embarrass her in front of her parents) doesn't do that shit. You're a dick, but I guess you'll be paying for her kid.

...

buddy, i appreciate it, i really do
she knows my game too well
she is going to know my shit before she wears off her alarm

how'd you know?

are you west coast?

really? seriously convince me of that

Pretend to go to sleep or nap. Wait until she leaves, then continue watching your show.

nice comfy pic user thanks

also,

>being scawed by a gf

man up, don't be a cuck

you are the man in the house

Yeah I'm west coast. SoCal

Just tell her the truth, user. Tell her you're saving the world.

>I'm staying up to watch the wikileaks conference

I'm not sure what you're trouble is exactly.

Make her breakfast you dumb scrub

btw man this guy is rightShe can get annoyed at you sure, but if she goes seriousIy overboard and acts controIIing its because she doing just that, trying to be controIIing.
TeII her its no big deaI, you just wanted to watch the stream and Iost track of time.

>not using headphones
Fuck selfish fgts like you

>watches Alex Jones
>has gf

Doubt.jpg

but i dont want to miss it

hey, buddy. boston jew here for you.

breakfest is my game but she doesn't eat at home.
i'd be making some food for myself if case were be.


i have a girlfriend that mostly leaves me fucked with my life.

what exactly is the crime? That you're up all night, that you're drunk or that you're watching AJ?

Pretend you fell asleep on the couch

Pretend to wake up when she comes out

Are you me?
the only thing I left out of your story is her dad's going to be here in 2 hours.

Good thing is mine knows what I'm doing and that I have PTSD from war and don't sleep much.

Good luck me, but this isn't your blog retard.

This is not your personal fucking diary. Hang yourself.

My girlfriend is sleeping right now. She sleeps through anything though. Doesn't complain at me for staying up all night playing vidya & chess. It's nice to not have to slap her around her for annoying me.

Either fake sleeping (only missing some history chatter), or grow some balls, since your girlfriend is apparently borrowing yours.

god, i wish you would believe the story of my life.

alright, mate. she's a bit iffy. she hates my drinking, but i'm clearly not bothering anyone, right? she wakes up early and i'm a nightowl.

it sucks, dude. she actually bought me an alex jones dvd for my birthday.

we're not the same. none of our shit is similar.
that being said, godspeed, dude.

nice dubs.

good call

I don't understand what the dilemma is here.

Is it that you're drunk?? Why are you afraid of her seeing this?

Is it that you were up all night? Literally, who gives a fuck?

Is it that you're watching Alex Jones?? WHO FUCKING CARES?

I just don't get what you're afraid of. Why are you feeling like such a pussy right now? Please elaborate.

she's awake now.

i like your digits.
can you talk to my future wife with that confidence?

You live in socal and she wakes up to teach at 130 am. The fuck?

i live in boston, buddy.

Sorry, didn't read boston jew. I'm a bad goy

Bend her over and make her swallow the pink pill, my dude.

Then rawdog her in the shower.

Are you going to ask him to fuck her too?

OP what do you do for a living
Why is your gf wearing the pants in this household
and by that I'm not implying you're not being alfa enof I'm wondering why you're acting like an alcoholic housewife

Still its 430 why would she get up this fucking early? Is she hideous and has to give herself a face transplant?

Thought you were replying to My sides were crippled.

just tell her you couldn't sleep because you were too woke cause of super male vitality

What's wrong with the truth? You have reason to believe a major bombshell is about to be released. History in the making. You'd like to see it first yourself before it's spun by commentators.

it's okay

we don't have a shower, but i might make space for one on the second floor to be honest

maybe

you're not going to believe me, but i write for the boston globe, sort of.

she has to put on her face

she would see through it.

yeah, but she gives me shit.

Yeah. I believe it. But if she's wise enough to see through deception it'll be less shit than you'd otherwise get.

This

Deny being drunk, OP-fag. All good relationships rely on lies.

Most of our shit is same
>we are drunk
>she's a teacher
>she will be getting in the shower in one hour
Good luck with your contrarian beliefs.
Via Con Dios, Amigo
(I'm so white you wouldn't believe)

man, can i be honest while we're here?
i'm a jew, but not really. eh. i don't care at all.
she's a catholic school teacher. atheist. eh, doestn't care at all.

just shit.

but dude, come on.

i'm literally a writer for the boston globe.
but she gives me shit for it.
however, i'm a goofball about it, obviously

please, for the love of god, suck my dick

my bad.
a lot of that i do agree with.

going secret full screen on my other page.
love you all.
keep it alive if you want to talk about the boston globe and do nonsense with me. otherwise, i'll see you guys later.

but that's all.
i'll provide globe proof.
bye, until tomorrow lads.

tell her you been watching the stock market...

Hey Gio, I fucked Casey while she was pissed at you for being a dumb drunk beaner.

That baby's mine. Have fun.

PS: You have to go back

I'd have to wait for your girlfriend to get up, and unlock it.
I'm probably on to lunch then, no thanks.