ITT: Traits that instantly make you spot a low-test beta cuck numale

>Majors in STEM and thinks a BSc makes you even remoltely hireable

Well then that really makes a whole lot of sense now doesn't it?

I wish I could strip all cucks of their flags.

Your an embarrassment to your countrymen.

>Overcompensating
>Showboating
>Sociopathic remarks

If a man can't keep his head down, can't do his job or support himself and others and needs gratification; I've found your numale

>Thinks metal (a huge majority is though) and classic rock is shit.

>Celebrating Birthdays
>Nu Male
t. No friends and never had fun in life

Does being paranoid and schizoid make me nu-male?

>celebrating birthdays past the age of 8

>vials his sociopathic nature towards animals in a pathetic excuse to insult someone.
>shows vapid jealousy at those who had things that he never had (birthdays)
>Shows a hatred towards himself, while unironically saying he hates people who do.

Its pretty easy desu

>has sex
>kisses and cuddles girls
Be a real man and suck dicks

This. It's the other side of the spectrum from the cuck nu male who can't assert himself. the the one who has to assert himself into everything for some kind of "dominance"

>Browses and/or posts on Cred Forums

>wear skinny jeans, haji scarf or fedora
>has a beard

When I was in highschool, I beat a Finnish kid to within an inch of his life with a fence board. Nobody gave a shit. Nobody cares about your disgusting race or your irrelevant, sick culture. Even the police laughed at him when he called them like the little baby that he was.

You're less than human, and you definitely aren't white, which is why I am not surprised that your cretinous mind cannot wrap itself around the adoration of chinchillas. If I ever meet another Finn, I'll be sure to beat the shit out of him on the off-chance that he is related to you.

Bronze Swimming Certificate?

What do you listen to?
The pop singer of the week or the nigger screaming about his recent thefts in rhyme?
Perhaps the inbred who fucked his sister and sold his truck to buy beer?

>>celebrating birthdays

Be careful with the beard one. I know motherfuckers who have a beard down to their dick, are three times older than me, and still will kick the shit out of people twice their size.

Pic Related.

>Craft beer culture
>skateboards
>over weight
>no guns
>works for apple
>Atheist
>music festivals
>MDMA
>no ambition to be rich

Leave Country out of this you degenerate. He's probably a Jazz fan.

>I know motherfuckers who have a beard down to their dick
i wonder how you would know that

Because when a beard is down to dick level, I assume it can touch their dick?

>eats
>drinks
>breathes

Cash is pretty dank. I'm not hating old country now. I'm hating whatever the fuck is being produced today.

LoL, shut up.

One of the most alpha dudes I know does all these things.

Is this the autism thread?

Is this a rhetorical question?

>overcompensates by going to /fit/ and overthinking it
>old timey affectations like using a straight razor or LARPing like it's Madmen

Watch anime

Also taking the time to find and copy and paste a star and small text so they could have a #unique Cred Forums(TM) username? Seems like a big red flag to me

Proceed.

Having daughters are a nightmare.

I get mildly depressed after drinking a weekend straight. Am I a nu-male or just your usual degenerate ?

>not torturing animals
>not sitting alone on Cred Forums on your birthday
>not being angry at the jew at all times

Just a degenerate, but take care, soon you'll become a nu-male because alcohol lower your test

Pretty much all music produced in the last 25 years has been sure shit.

smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/science-proves-pop-music-has-actually-gotten-worse-8173368/

>Im voting for a democrat

fag

>halfway through that graduate degree
>already realized that you've been taken as free labor by your out of touch advisor/professor
>have to sit and watch your friends with bachelors in engineering going out and making great money doing cool work
>come here to project and make yourself feel better about your poor choices

Wew

underrated

>old timey affectations like using a straight razor or LARPing like it's Madmen
Kek

Lol they keep making it worse

>can't wait for the next Marvel movie to come out!

If that cat was 2x bigger and that bunny was half the size that would be a pure gore scene.

>Making bait threads on a papercraft and origami forum

only bears are cute
youtube.com/watch?v=yrPLumgU9UM&index=13&list=WL

>Being such a bad parent your offspring goes for the dumbest, most aggressive guys

Cuck fantasies gotta go.

>they think muh economy is more important the the environment
fuckin nu-males

>posts cartoon frogs on a Mongolian image board
>thinks the Jews are evil for being smart
>worships national socialism

you can always tell by this indescribable smile and look in the eye
Everytime

>Uses emoji's

Wow not even a Swedish flag and you're still having cuck fantasies.

haha I love americans

>thinking animals are cute is a bad thing
fuck off Genghis, just because you fucking eat dogs doesn't mean the rest of us do

Cuck fantasy is the worst thing about Cred Forums. Seriously guys, white girls don't think about BBC even 1% as much as often as the average user.

>drinking any beer
>vegan
>having sex before marriage
>not being nofap
>watching porn

Wearing scarves.

>tfw keep telling my mom I don't want to celebrate my birthday
>she invites all her friends and family over every year anyway
>I just get black out drunk and never talk to anyone there

I thought that kind of shit would end after I moved out.

OP is insecure.

This

>celebrating birthdays

Are you fucking retarded?

>relies entirely on dating apps to get laid
>foodie, craft beer, craft coffee
>Asian gf

C U C K
U
C
K

>being "anxious" or "depressed"

Uh oh you probably hit a nerve with most of Cred Forums on this one. Their "depression" is the only thing legitimizing their failure in life.

>being cruel to defenseless loyal animals
>i'm so alpha u guys

mongoloid dogeater logic

>no ambition to be rich

Wanting to be rich is a literal beta trait, usually to compensate for a lack in character.
Much like how guys with small dicks always drive hummers or expensive af sports cars.

>autistic Fin thinking even the slightest sign of emotion = low-test beta.

Color me surprised.

>forward head, mouth breather posture
>glasses
>shitty hair cut or beard
>trendy mall clothes
>unironically smokes American spirits
>wears converse or vans out of high school
>drinks craft beer
>coffee culture
>listens to indie music
>listens to rap or even worse "conscious" hip hop
>takes public transport
>is a vegetarian or vegan
>posts politics things on social media
>wears a beanie
>vapes

There's a difference between being cruel to dogs and recognizing them for the snarling, hellish killing machines they are.

>making threads about whos a low-test beta cuck numale

Quads confirm. OP is an insecure projecting little bitch.

>(((LEAF)))

Something about how he looks is very disheartening.

Stay mad fag. Doggos are the white mans best friend

This x100

>uses nigger vernacular

Absolutely. Compulsive materialism, buying, hoarding, the need to demonstrate "worth" through physical possessions, to make up for the lack of actual alpha characteristics and behaviour - The eternal beta trait that keeps man heeled.

t. (((they)))

Move to east Europe if you love being hardcore so much. America is nu male territory now.

>has an asian gf
When will this meme die?

>drinking any beer
Anti-white, anti European shill detected.

>Being a faggot Scandinavian

I'm calling it right now. In our lifetimes we're going to hear this argument in a non-ironic fashion. You'll see.

>he's not alpha enough to put the dog in it's place
You're supposed to be the leader, dipshit. If you let your dog think it's the alpha, of course it's going to be an asshole.

yep, you sure got all the bases of music down
what a nice, concise, and informative post

>Not want to be stuck in the ratrace of employment for your entire life is a literal beta trait.

>Drinking any beer

Found the Muzzie

>1 post by this id

Nope

Member alpha's?

Member two genders?

Member freedom?

Member no muslims?

I member no muslims

Holy fucking shit are you blind? Having a dangerous creature under your control does not automatically make it "cute". The entire point of a dog is that is ISN'T cute, but helps with the hunt. Get a bunny or a gerbil or something.

>>being "anxious" or "depressed"

Depression is usually a sign of intelligence
and Anxiousness is an indication that the person fears failure and likes to be fully prepared.

Ayy lmao

All craft beer faggots should be ovened immediately. By far the most numale subculture.

but you will be. "ambition for money" is literally gambling.

I know you're Finnish and thus autistic, but you have to take my word that animals can be cute.

>Wears a beanie
Hey retard, some places have snow and are cold as shit like 75% of canadians must own a beanie or some kind of tuque.

Bet you'd be one of those retards who are too cool for winter hats and who walk around with their hands cupped on their ears

Actually, that isn't true at all.
aje.oxfordjournals.org/content/157/2/98.full

Lower education / socioeconomic status directly correlates to depression.

Fucking right, don't get me wrong I lke a bit of variety in beer, but these shitters trying to turn beer into some sort officionado sport, whilst fagging about in cardigans and prattling about how fucking marvellous 2015s citra hop was should be drowned in vats of tramp piss.

>Wears glasses (not due to low test, but thinking its fashionable and not getting surgery/wearing contacts)
>wears video game shirts unironically
>has female "friends"
>stays in the friendzone
>vocally supports Hillary without getting paid to do so
>is anti-gun

tpbp

>ITT: Traits that instantly make you spot a low-test beta cuck numale
Trying to make a list of how to be or not to be masculine

>unironically watching television
>shaving part of your head
>wearing /fa/ leather boots
>v necks
>gluten free
>waxed mustaches
>drives a Subaru (not wrx)
>"I'm a hiker xD"
>is a cat person

>Unironically listens to metal and classic rock.
As opposed to fuckin what?
Zepp and Sabbath ftw.

>celebrating birthdays

Wew dude. There is literally nothing wrong with celebrating your birthday by yourself or just with your parents.

>tfw long hair, beard and glasses, vegetarian, prefer cats to dogs and love miserable whiny folk music

get mad

I'm anxious and depressed, can't really help it. Doesn't mean I allow it to really affect my life, but what I experience is real and something I have to live with.

>wears a benie
Have you ever been to some place cold dumbass?
>wears converse or vans out of high school
I wear chucks doing yardwork. The fuck is wrong with that?

>university research is true unless it promotes da liberal agenda

can't have it both ways Cred Forums

Living with it and not whining about it / blaming it for everything is the alpha approach.
Realising it is fucking pointless being depressed and axious, and just movign the fuck forward, taking happiness and fulfilment is the goal.

Animals are cute, Achmed.

>Attempting to stroke e-peen on anime imageboards
>Being in denial about anxiety and depression that causes their own inferiority complex
>Ruins birthday parties by wearing a black hoodie in July and eating half the cake

4 here. Scared to try again for a boy.

because it's no longer country music, it's pop with more guitar

>thinking animals are cute
You're silly user

Mhhhmnm

I haven't been employed in years.

You're a fucking faggot or underage if you don't like classic rock. Led Zepplin, Def Lep, Bob Seger, Alice Cooper, The Doors, Styx, The Doobie Brothers. Fucking kys my man

Start smoking a pack of cigarettes a day and drinking lots of beer. It helps me. If I didn't use drugs To ease my suffering I would have killed myself by now. I am in a constant state of not giving a shit while I'm subdued.

>thinking animals are cute
>celebrating birthdays

That's called 'being normal' you literal psychopath

this is the most accurate description itt.
i'll add
>marvel/dc fan
>social media guru

I don't see how the first two makes you beta

Being so insecure in your maleness you have to shun everything is, however

>regularly visits an Tasmanian ant keeping forum

>Not having compassion for our lesser animal friends

Subhuman/shitskin detected

In my experience stupid people are easily entertained because of their own naivety, hence they are happier.
An intelligent person has to contend with the fact that he knows more and therefore feels the weight of his own mortality. This leads to depression.

I forgive you, Ireland. The brunt of the degeneracy hasn't hit your lovely island yet. You're like a toddler in comparison. I hope you never have to be as edgy as most of Cred Forums.

>duplicate 801
now that's rare

>posts on Cred Forums

This so much, topkuk

>being "anxious" or "depressed"

Being anxious or depressed has nothing to do with being a 'low-test beta cuck numale' - ask anyone who's done time in the military (or other high-stress work) where suffering from either or both is very common.

I've suffered from and continue to suffer from both - and like the overwhelming majority of men who genuinely suffer from these conditions I did so in silence while self medicating with alcohol and regularly getting involved in verbal or physically violent outbursts. The reluctance of men who are suffering from depression+anxiety to speak about it, seek help, or even admit to themselves that there's anything wrong is well documented. This is a major reason that suicide rates are so much higher for men than women and frankly horrific for ex/current military men in particular.

I think what you mean is 'complaining about being/claiming to be anxious or depressed' which is a general trait of millenial SJWs of either gender. SJWs will frequently claim to be suffering from depression etc simply to get attention or excuse their deliberately poro behaviour - that cunt Zoe Quinn being a prime example.

So yeah when I come across a guy who flippantly talks about suffering from 'depression' I'm automatically skeptical - although as my work involves welfare/mental health I'm professionally obliged to take them completely seriously.

word. i often wonder if i'm going to succumb to the feeling and kill myself, though.

Then call me nu Male.
Hate shitty food and beer.
Got totally regularly laid and met my beautiful, great smelling, funny and brilliant Asian wife online.
Also, animals are totally cute.
I don't eat them.

>skinny jeans
>not wearing clothes that fit

Us hungry skeletons gotta look presentable too sometimes

That's way too fucking specific.

Fuck off, outbacks are great

ITT: insecure faggots calling other faggots nu male

Already went through my alcoholic time, 2yrs sober now. Honestly can't explain to myself why I feel depressed or experience anxiety, there are no reasons for it. The anxiety is the weirdest part about it, because e.g. in a social situation I am perfectly aware that there is nothing to worry about, I am not even a shy person, I just experience an extreme physical overreaction as if my life was in danger. In rare cases I'll get a full blown panic attack. I know the way my body reacts doesn't make sense, but I can't control it. Btw, I've been in many dangerous situations in my life (some voluntarily) and I never experienced a comparable level of anxiety.

LoL you fruitcakes.

A man's job is to gather resources in order to provide for a family. If you have to work 8-10 hours a day anyways, may as well make a lot of money in that time you have to work. Money to bring back to the family so they can live a comfortable and productive life. Nobody ever mentioned being a flashy faggot, but the efficient procurement of resources (this day in age, resources=money) is the mark of a smart man.

You are not a man if you're primary focus in life is something other than the procurement of resources.

Sure but.... fuvking dogs. You really can't say they aren't cute.

>butthurt faggot who saw himself in the memetext

Holy shit Germany.

Yes, you can help it. Your anxiety and depression are caused by your own feelings of inferiority and refusal to accept the fact that these mental issues are self inflicted and at any point you could have just stopped feeling this way but chose not to.

It's a choice. Make no mistake. It's not something you have to live with, it's something you chose to live with each and every day because it's easier to feel helpless and insecure than to admit that you have all the tools you need to have a happy successful life and for some inexplicable reason chose not to.

>oblivious worker bee
nu male trait detected

Only betas are concerned with what other men enjoy.

I'm am American who will be celebrating his 21st birthday in a few days by going to a bar for the first time.
There is literally nothing wrong with birthdays.