Bored programmer with a bit of cash to support the cause for Cred Forums

Bored programmer with a bit of cash to support the cause for Cred Forums.

If we start doing business online and thus we require advertising. We buy advertising from Cred Forums and /bros know to aquire...
>>in group preference
If you can imagine it I can probably make a shitty version of it at least get the ball rolling.

It's time to out jew the jew.

>>TLDR; Willing to create a Goon Project to make some support system to Cred Forums users business. For preferential usuage of Cred Forums advertising.

who is listening?

Advertising is simply unprofitable on Cred Forums since everyone uses adblocker. Gotta let the muh ads profit model be destroyed so a new can arise.

What about a new model where the users in the payed for accounts can sell simple urls under their posts and receive a percentage of the money they spend being a
>>professional shit poster

make a game killing niggers for 5 bucks all the money goes to save Cred Forums

do something that actually makes money and increases productvity. Making vidya is lke niggers and rims.

>PHP

fuck outa here meme-fuck

Moot should make a short monetized video on YT and embed it here. The payout is approximately $1/thousand views. He could easily get 1M views/$1000 in a day.

Hey I'm learning how to code.
What is a simple way to have something demonstrable to show lessons learned? I'm thinking of finding an open-source project and either adding features or using the toold created to do something new. Is that a good idea?

Note: I'm just trying to show a possible employer that I learn quickly and can help him on his project.

Forgot tits

How are you with the dot net framework?

an 18+ youtube
//not for the easily butthurt

no porn though

I'm a php guy, you here

Https://github.com/trutherbot

Or @trutherbotearth

OP, can you help me become a programmer? (I am tired of being poor here in Canada)

make a basic bitch version of the talisman board game as a website. Made a p2p and p2server chat programs. Not really my favourite cause don't like windows servers.

>>git404

For one, you could make an anti-slide bot that uses something like 4chanx to let us flag posts to not slide past page 6/7 and auto anti-slide them for pol.

>>How to honestly be a programmer.

First you need to make a problem. Open up notepad and start copying a video tutorial on youtube in a language you want to learn on a thing you want to do.

After the video is finished its time to program for real. What can you change in order to modify or hack the code you got from another person?

Can you join together two pieces of code segments you got on the internet? Just read through it and make sure all the variables match up its as simple as that half of the time.

>>Is the data in one form and needs to turn into another? google it. Find a different piece of code that does the same thing a little bit different. Read through it again and make sure all variables match up.

Run it. Error. Does it give a line number? Look at that line? Ah made a stupid mistake. Fix it.

Run it. It does something not intended.

Google

"what you were trying to do and what happened".

Read through 10 different pages of people talking about something similar but not the same to what you were doing and test all the solutions people gave to that different problem.

Theres a 50% chance this will actually work.

Can't get it to work? Go back to google with your new knowledge.

"I want to do this first thing I wanted to do but now I know this problem stop it from working"

Ah look theres another slightly different way to do it but it uses a different approach to solving the problem.

Scrap 70% of what you have already written and do this second thing and join with the remaining working code. repeat all the work you had already done. Read it and make sure all the variables and names match up.

Error or something not expected? You know what to do.

Is this method very complex but still not working? Spend the next hour scrutinising all the different compononents.

Find ways to get the inner code outputting something on a screen by outputting the contents of variables to the screen at everytime something does something with it. Read the massive mess on the screen trying to memorise and connect it with all the steps untill you see something not do what it was supposed to.

Track down the snippet of code that does that job. Try to alter it. Swap it out for another bit of code you found on google. Read it and make sure all the variables match up.

It works?

error. Line number

Go to the line. Fix the super mistake

It works.

Now go find another youtube video or guide and attach another thing to your program.

Continue untill completion.

Thus ends the guide on how to learn to be a programmer