I've seen this election compared to Gotham city with Hillary as the Mob, Trump as the Joker and Gary Johnson as Batman. However I think a more apt comparison would be to Metropolis.
Hillary is Intergang, a crime syndicate that answers to and receives backing from Darkseid and the other evil New Gods of Apokalips (Goldman Sachs). Trump is Lex Luthor with his vast wealth, bald head (hidden by a toupee) and his rhetoric against (illegal) aliens. Gary Johnson, however, is Superman fighting for truth, justice and the American way.
He said that he's quit pot and won't touch the stuff for the duration of his term. Besides marijuana is the mildest of drugs there are. For one thing you can't overdose on it any more than you can overdose on Tobacco. Also the only detrimental effect it has is that it shrinks the hippocampus which is the part of the brain responsible for short-term memory, which at its worst would be a minor inconvenience. So if you smoke tobacco, drink alcohol or even caffeinated drinks then you have no right to judge him for smoking pot.
Hillary Joker. Insane clown that serves chaos. Will kill you at the drop of a hat.
Gary Johnson. Some kind of villian that smokes weed. Rides a bicycle heaps.
Kayden Stewart
Nah garry johnson would be jimmy olson
Dominic Parker
Ya know I always figured there was something off about Johnson. He's got woman lips. Just look at them in that fucking mask.
Fuck off LibertCucks.
Henry Bailey
Johnson can be the first retarded superhero.
*grabs Joker by the throat WHAT IS A LEPPO
WHAT IS IT
Elijah White
Trump, the billionaire going to war with the establishment and criminal organizations that have taken over society, fighting for the common man sacrificing an easy life for one of service, is the Joker?
Normies shouldn't try to make memes
Michael Morales
He is Riddler. What is a leppo?
Elijah Smith
Indeed, which is why I compared him to Lex Luthor instead.
Lincoln Lewis
Who is Gary Johnson again?
Parker Green
Underrated
Tyler Allen
Gary Johnson can be some kind of Two-Face-esque villain where instead of flipping a coin he puts a gun to someone's head and asks them what a "leppo" is before killing them no matter what their answer is. His crimes following the theme of stealing pieces of signs that say "illegal" on them.
Jonathan Garcia
>Batman >Not knowing basic geography or current events and behaving autistically while in public
Nope. Also it's really fucking bottom barrel desperate that Gary Johnson fags are reusing Bernie Sanders memes.
Nathaniel Allen
>the super rich guy who could just as well not do any of this isn't Batman
retarded
Carter Collins
Gary Johnson is obviously Scarecrow, numbnuts.
Isaac Jenkins
fpbp
Logan Anderson
The Libertarian Party candidate. Libertarians believe that people should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as they don't infringe on the rights of others and that government should be allowed to tell you how to live your life nor should it provide everything for you in exchange for your hard-earned money. Emphasis is on personal responsibility.
There is actually a sci-fi novel that embodies most Libertarian ideals, the Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein, which is essentially the American Revolution IN SPAAAAAAAACE. It has such memorable quotes as, "Private where private belongs, public where it's needed, and an admission that circumstances alter cases. Nothing doctrinaire." and "There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him."
Juan Barnes
No, that makes Gary Johnson the Mad Hatter or some shit.
And I mean the Batman version, not the Alice in Wonderland version, you autists.
Adam Gutierrez
It's much closer to revolutions in the Eastern Bloc during the collapse of the USSR than it is to the American Revolution.
Good book, though.
Jacob Ward
On a scale from one to gay, this thread is Harvey Milk.
Blake Phillips
>For one thing you can't overdose on it any more than you can overdose on Tobacco Now I'm pro weed, and all. This is just flat out false though. Nicotine is a deadly poison that will literally kill you. It's not hard to over dose on it actually. The only reason smoking doesn't kill you instantly is because a large portion of the nicotine is destroyed in the burning process.
Dylan Diaz
Well when I said tobacco I meant cigarettes. You'd have to smoke a lot of cigarettes to overdose on Tobacco that way. Same with weed.
Zachary Allen
What's a Bloodhaven?
Elijah Wood
Isn't this just a recycled Bernout meme?
Colton Brooks
Nope.
This is all just 100% autism, no matter how you slice it.
