Brit/pol/ - Greater Hertfordshire Edition

Really pisses me off that they fucked up our counties. Fucking "merseyside" and "tyne & wear"

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37549798

>It's often easier if it's hard, you can get a good rub in. If it's too soft it starts to become a bit claggy

May's a bit lewd, lads.

its been 4 months and im still fully expecting to wake up and find out its june 22nd and this was all a dream

seriously guys how could meme magic be this powerful?

NORTH RIDING, BEST RIDING

Tony Blair did nothing wrong

Would Britain have voted to remain in the EU if it had looked like this (and Sweden hadn't opened its gates to immigrants)?

Soubry and Morgan are everything that's wrong with the modern Conservative Party. They're Lib-fucking-Dems for Christ's Sake

Who would win in a cage fight to the death between
>Mummy
>Karen
>Ivanka Trump
>Priti Patel
>Jeremy Corbyn
>Steven Seagal
>Louise Mensch

Me

It's still not over. I've been basically cumming for 3 months straight.

MISCEGENATION MAN

>tfw tried to sit through it to get the timestamp he thanks God for racemixing
>tfw he just makes me sick to listen to

Led us on the most successful crusades since the middle ages. All of the negative points of new labour are solely down to Brown with the economy and Mandelson with immigration.

No question.

New labour=best Labour

>someone uses a Hitchens reaction picture to defend Donald John Trump

Wish I was a father desu.

Probably

There is no answering retarded questions like this.

"Would California be an independent country if Canada was controlled by France?"

If it was like this

I'd remove Finland and Sweden.
>Would Britain have voted to remain
I wouldn't have thought so, part of Brexit was freedom from what was originally proposed as a trade block.

It's times like these when you remember he has jew blood

wtf I love Blarism now

Who wants to go bomb some pakis lads?

Depends on how it was run.

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>When people don't think Trump is just a useful buffoon and vessel for Meme Magic

Nah famalam, I want genuine parliamentary sovereignty.

>being the sole provider of Irish bennies

>malta not blue

BLAIRITES FUCK OFF REEEEE

PURGE THE BLAIRITES CLASS WAR NOW

So we have:

Peter "Miscegenation" Hitchens
Michael "Multi-racial democracy" Gove

Who else?

And he would still defy the whip.

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But that union already exists...

THINGS

CAN

ONLY

GET

My ultimate goal in life is to have at least 3 kids. I'm going to call my firstborn son enoch

Wait what?

>Jeremy "I am the Shadow Cabinet" Corbyn

Frogs btfo

All a country needs is a strong leader, a loyal bureaucracy and passionate activists

>No Dianne Abbott

Unrealistic mate

Ready when you are.

Same here lad minus the name thing, although I want more than 3.

The Mensch

IT'S TREASON THEN

You failed me.

for anyone that doubts based portillo

youtube.com/watch?v=54rhgUrzOXM

>I am the shadow cabinet

>Common currency is the Pound
>Ireland can't print it's own money, only the EUCB in London can
>Force them to rejoin the UK after they go bankrupt for bailouts.

ez

Jezza would outlast everyone and quietly takeover the referee team

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Steven Seagal, purely because he's a man and Jeremy is more of a pacifist.

She will be purged for being a dirty Blairite red Tory splitter.
She believes that Israel needs to be "eliminated" rather than "eradicated", the dirty neoliberal Zionist whore.

Please, SOMEBODY link to the site where you can paint with Blair's face. I DISTINCTLY remember there being one. PLEASE. I can't find it.

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>"Oh dear, oh dear... Looks like we have a Paki here, Paul"
>"Looks like it, Barry. Give that hammer to me."
>"To you, Paul. And remember... NO SLACKING!"

IRRELEVENT

BINT

>Not posting Master Brew's superior video

youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg

>my position on the eu has the full backing of the cabinet

I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN

TO FUNKY TOWN

>tfw she's married to a jew

What are you listening to lads?

youtu.be/UKPg9LT3h4A

I didn't go Lord Gay went Stantonbury m8

Nice.

I told you it would come to this... I was right.

The Blairites are taking over!

>tfw Chris Morris is basically retired at this point

Everything he has done is excellent. Why won't he just work more?

Anyone hear about cleese pissing of the scottish?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ

>this complete unbiased garbage on Channel Four where they advertise some black guy's shit film for minutes.

This is politically biased AND straight up advertising in a fucking news show and apparently this is fine.

Also got to love how he says he "wants more black people in film" and "more films set in africa" and surprise surprise it's a film set in fucking England and he's the only black guy in it. It's fine guys, this vanity project is completely fine because he's BLAAAAAAAACK.

>no stasi to remove the blairites

youtube.com/watch?v=1_z2EQSZVLU

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He's self conscious about his fucked up face.

youtube.com/watch?v=zla_v-7uEXs

twitter.com/johncleese/status/755739206463488000

He must be a brit/pol/ poster.

You clearly have a plan for said son to commit suicide aswell

Cleese seems based, but monty python is pretty degenerate.

MOAR!!

Corbyn is a cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=4pFIdLIHOdk

>and there we have it.... at 10pm, we have... the national socialist party as the largest party

How so?

He could direct something new. He made Four Lions, remember?

>Miguel Portillo Blyth

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Accurate assessment really.

>john cleese was the mummyposter all along

master brew is one of my favourite channels desu

youtube.com/watch?v=AhBV6c_lERw

>muh democracy
>muh democracy
>muh parliament

Fuck parliament tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=IAbtxqKgeu4

>You could raise more money if you sat outside a tube station with your hat on the ground, even if you were twice as ugly as you already are, which is very ugly indeed!

>1 post by this ID

Not when I only get one (you)
Not good enough reward for my time
Gotta write CV's

jacobite pls

It's a bad feel

He's a bit old to be so vain, but even so, he doesn't even do radio work or writing any more. Supposing he just didn't want to do another Brass Eye type thing in front of the camera then fair enough, but On The Hour and Blue Jam are GOAT.

He seems to just hang around with the BBC lefties (Stewart Lee and Ianucci), and occasionally help them out behind the scenes.

>That /brit/ thread on /vip/

Fucking hell, lads.

What did he mean by this?

>you will never see Jeremy Vines swing-o-metre show 99% swing to the National Socialists

PARLIAMENTARIANS STOP KILLING MY KINGS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw you'll never have a cheeky Master Brew in the pub with are nige

Hold on mate . . . I'm having a bit of banter.

Calm down.

youtube.com/watch?v=YddwS69-NBI

>you'll never watch this as midday because mummy brought you home early from reception again

We didn't kill that many. Most of the cowardly dogs fled before we got the chance.

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1688 Best year of my life :^)))))

Did the bully boys call you fat again lad?

I am impressed by the Trump generals. The Amerifat posters are pretty damn organised. More organised than brit/pol/ was during the EU referendum, methinks, but I am a .... hazy... browser of Cred Forums these days, so perhaps I am wrong and I just wasn't paying attention.

This

U wot m8?

What's this a new board? Fucking weebs

If I could, I would seriously enter a simulation that let you relive your life from the day you were born, but with all of your current memories. I am not joking.

Reminder Cromwell was a kike puppet.

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No
You were allowed to come home at midday if a parent took you home

>Realising they grew up and made Chucklevision in Rotherham.
It makes it alot darker.

>MFW I met these madmen in Skegness

/vip/ is a new board the Japjew made to get people to pay for passes so they can have the privilege of posting among fellow pass users and not have to deal with us riff raff.

>favourite ASMRtist deleted all her videos because her parents made her
>find her account on facebook
>she lives in a shitty part of America and all her friends are niggers, spics and mudslimes
Depressing.

>tfw no one cares about the Glorious Revolution anymore
It's almost as silly as Americans never talking about the Revolutionary War.

At the risk of sounding like that bloke from that political party (you know, the yellow ones), Blair must have been doing something right, considering he got elected 3 times, even after Iraq. Yet now his own party denounce him for not being left wing enough for their tastes.

Maybe, just MAYBE, the British people are ok with a Labour government, just not a hardcore leftwing one?

The threads were pretty organised but we didn't do much besides that. I was hoping we would raid polls and stuff.

/vip/ is just shitposting

You are so wrong.

Americans are not well organised at all . . .they are completely paranoid that anybody who does not agree with their line of thinking is a CTR shill.

We never had this crap during Brexit and I suspect you are just a stupid 14 year old anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=YVngk0-zSTU

It's never coming back. I'm sorry.

I didn't need to hear that.
It's all gone. Those days will never come back.

I wish I had a qt ASMR gf to cuddle

>favourite ASMRtist
This had better be a joke, son.

New Labour got elected because the tory party was in shambles and he still had major support from Newspapers like the Sun.

How do we protect ourselves if this late night clown creeper phenomenon crosses the atlantic?

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Tony Blair was a complete radical
>Changed our constitution utterly with Lords reform
>Centralisation of power within Downing Street
>Large push for European Integration
>Landmark hate speech laws and infringements upon Habeas Corpus and jury trial.
>ID Cards
>Transforming this country culturally through mass migration

I really don't get this Blair = Moderate meme.

No... Please...

There was a lot of bad blood from Thatcher and after John Mayor people were bored with 13 years under the Tories.

we don't have to do anything
kids these days would kick their shit in.

>you will never look forward to coming home after school to watch CBBC until bed time

The best clown-repellent is laughter. They hate it. Just tell a funny joke.

Anyone who pushes Labour to the right is seen as a centerist for some reason, even if they are just as vile as the corbynistas.

y-you mean....

you don't say.

>tfw no one cares about the Glorious Revolution anymore
We celebrate it ever year over here.

Makes me so sad to think about all the communities that have died because of immigration. Imagine being an old man in bradford or somewhere, remembering the times when everyone was white and all went to church on sunday