It's you who's out, Gobby!
It's you who's out, Gobby!
out of the closet, you fucking faggot
Out of the white race!
Why is every /poltv/ meme "HURRR DURR MEDIA PERSONALITY WHO PROBABLY ISN'T RACIST IS SECRETLY LE EBIC NEO NAZI GLANSMAN XDDD"?
You know, i'm quite the holocaust scientist myself
What's your name, kid?
The Human Holocaust
Jesus Christ, kid. Couldn't you at least name yourself after a real historical event?
It was a different time.
getting assblasted over a joke
It's you who's in, Gobby. INsane!
Are you okay anonymous?
it fills me with such joy that you get so fucking mad about it
you literal child
How did he get away with this?
It's your turn kid
I'm not going out, he said my name wrong
I don't care if your name is the Walking Auswitch, GO!
Gottschnell, Mann der Spinnen
Where the fuck did that come from?
it was a decade with different perspective of life
Don't worry, I make up for it by posting some low-effort bait that you respond furiously to.
Peter Parker, brilliant, but RACIST
rami . ...
Here Spiderman, breathe in this Zylon B, just like the camps!
How did Raimi know when to film the attacks?
He was ahead of his time.
'My wifes mother was Jewish. Peter, Don't tell Harry.'
What was it about Spiderman that inspired Raimi to entrench his vision far to the right of the political spectrum?
Is anyone working on a full edit of the movie? I'm thinking about modifying the script but I can't edit and dub it.
Peter Parker, brilliant like an asian, lazy like a nigger.
This redditor gets it
Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yleeow rain. They panic at first, mandiples flaining, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.
wher tha hell is this cracker ass jewish boy goin?
Get out of my way and get back to africa you chicken-eating ape!
that was uncalled for
Don't play in the streets kids! We can't have any beautiful aryan babies dying, we have to start the national-socialist uprising in America at some point!
Ok Mr. Spiderman! With great white power comes great responsibility!
You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.
>For this month.
Get your grubby mitts off my pizza, filthy goy!
ya late, I ain't paying for those
I will fucking rape you and murder you you dirty fucking cum slut you'd best pay for these bitch Papa Fazool made these fresh out the auschwitz ovens, now that's some good fucking wood-fired pizza right there. Now pay up or so help me I will tie you to that wall with my cum web, tear all your clothes off, and stick my massive spider dick into your tight jewish cunt so hard you'll bleed pizza sauce, kapish?
Jesus Christ, Marie.
I think the scene where the low income housing building is on fire was a little much for my tastes. I understand that they were trying to show us that Peter still didn't have much control over his powers at that time, but seeing Spider-Man throw black people out of a ten-story burning building and missing his webbing to catch them just didn't sit right with me
norman knows what's up
a bit messy for my taste, but yes, I think Dafoe's coaching got the job done
Shit, that got me.
Dafoe's improv is so natural here. You can tell Tobey wasn't quite in the swing of things yet with this scene. He's taken aback but he also knows any good improviser doesn't deny what's being said. You have to roll with it.
You notice how even the picture quality declines between the Raimi spider mans and the Marvel ones?
reeeeee just fucking say it, it's been over a decade since the last time it was used.
Roger Ebert, who had given the first film two and a half stars, gave Spider-Man 2 a perfect four out of four stars, calling it "The best superhero movie since the modern genre was launched with Superman (1978)", he went on to compare the film to "The Birth of a Nation" saying that "it's the most socially relevant film of the century. It really put those darkies in their place"
Woah there Ebert, seems like some quick judgement there.
Peter Parker: I'm responsible...
May Parker: For what?
Peter Parker: For what happened to Uncle Ben...
May Parker: But, you were at the Klan meeting, lighting the cross
Peter Parker: He drove me to the Klan meeting, but I never went in.
May Parker: What do you mean?
Peter Parker: [sobbing] I went to the Library where I thought I could learn about Civil Rights and racial equality, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... a white man asked for some change and I told him to check his white privilege, then he got robbed by a black... the nigger was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I didn't want to look racist... I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said "fuck off nigger"... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who stood up for the white race. I held his hand when he died... I've tried to tell you so many times...
I never thought about how nice gobby’s tits were before
Now it's 6 million and 1
This Sunday... the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Phillipines by master craftsmen and modeled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I emptied your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-
my favourite scene
Damn, Raimi really blurred the line between hero and villain
a white man asked for some change
then he got robbed by a black
o rly? after this broke ass white guy just got done begging for change he gets robbed?
0/10 your writing and world building sucks, unrealistic
i'm gonna be honest, i didn't think toby could pull off the violent sociopath role, but... damn. raimi really drilled it into him
He could have been asking for change for a note so he could use a vending machine
I counter, it helps to portray the vision of the blacks, so violent they will even rob a white beggar, cayse he is already ahead of him just for being white
I've seen so many of these threads that I immediately expect "with great power comes great responsibility" to be followed by "Rudyard Kipling called it 'White Man's Burden'..."
He didn't. It never happened.
he couldve been
but the writer didnt put that in hence his writing sucks
what? is the reader just supposed to fill in the blanks?
shit writing and also not even good writing
mental gymnastics to apologize for uninspired drivel
i am an artist in these threads
you should watch the director's cut newfag
Must... Keep... Niggers from... Reaching... The... Welfare... Office!
That's a train though.
??? :^\ ???
He's just a kid
No older than my wife's son
taking memes this seriously
Speech 100 + Fortify Speech potion and Amulet of Articulation
You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
Ben looks directly at the camera.
"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."
not taking memes as gospel
fucking redditor nigger pls leave
fucking based /assblasted/ poster
He did not say that.
he did though
Now, your just making things up.
Still watching the theatrical version
Peter...I did it all Pete...Auschwitz...Birkenau...I was there Pete...I saw it all Peter, and it was beautiful. But I didn't just watch, no, I participated in the killing. At the barrel of my Luger I marched thousands into those shower rooms. I saw one kike try and escape over the fences, got himself tangled in barbed wire...we shot at him for target practice and left the rotting corpse hanging from the fence as a warning...a warning to the other Jews, Peter...and I wouldn't change a thing...think about it Peter...6 million dead Jews...6 million...if they all had 2 kids each...and then they all had 2 kids each...
I don't expect you to understand the things I've done, not right now anyway...but one day Peter, you will understand the responsibility the fuhrer entrusted with me, remember that Peter...remember...
You are probably the one who seen that adlibbed in a play at your local theater.
Isn't Sam Raimi jewish?
He didn't say that. This isn't real
It's a joke dude, heehee hoohah
The only people I know who like this meme are Jewish friends, so just let people shitpost so everyone can enjoy
I can't believe it peter, did in by my own race...was Uncle Adolf wrong this entire time?
U-Uncle Ben....He looked Italian
Oh....Thank you, Peter...
*Uncle Ben dies with a smile on his face*
Wake up little shoah-man, no you're ethnicity isn't dead yet just paralysed. You're an amazing race. You and Jews are not so different.
I'm not like you. You're a kike.
Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the goyim. And they found you amusing for a while, the sub-human gentiles. But the one thing they love more than an aryan is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying to fulfill the white mans burden. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
Because it's the right of the white man to dominate the earth.
Here's the real truth. There are six million people who everyone thinks is dead ling in Israel. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of researching new banking programmes and promoting misegnination. God's Chosen? We're exceptional.
Incredible stuff, especially considering that Raimi followed it up with a 29 minute defense of racial segregation laws. theres no way this would win oscars now.
This never happened.
considering that Raimi
No. He did not.
yes, he was trying to warn us of the crimes of his people
You know, some people say that Raimi's writing is crude, but there wasn't a dry eye in the theatre during this scene. Pretty powerful.
What scene? It never happened.
fucking lost so hard
Ring Announcer: Will the next shit head please enter the arena at this time! If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Nignaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand [mumbles into mic inaudibly] doll hairs* will be paid to...
[gets off the microphone and asks Peter]
Ring Announcer: What's your name, kid?
Peter Parker: The Black Panther.
Ring Announcer: The Black Panther? That's it? That's the best you've got?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Ring Announcer: Oh, that sucks.
Did you even watch the movie?
That scene where Spider-man stops the planes flying into the Twin Towers but they still fall anyway in a controlled demolition
oldie but goldie bhahahaa
Hmmm. I don't remember this.
Did you even watch the movie?
yeahe might Be autistic but hes speaking the truth
listen to him fellas
Thinhings that didn't happen: the thread. Cancerous cunts. it's your fault this board is so fucking shitty.
You wanna know who I am?
Bet you i can web the cockpit window of that 767 from here
it's your fault this board is so fucking shitty
No thats Black Panther threads.
Why would anyone enter a thread just to pretend to be upset at a meme?
He didn't get the Director's Cut
t. Raimi trying to save face
Hes talking about the holocaust
Does anyone remember the scene where Peter's landlord compares him to an insidious jew and keeps going on about the jewish race for like 10 minutes straight?
I only saw it once during the first screening but it was a very powerful scene.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!
I missed the part where we arrest white people.
Holy shit, this makes the "I think he was Italian" scene with Uncle Ben much more powerful
Never. Happened in "my cut."
that newfriend who claims all these classic scenes never happened
Next you will say Raimi viciously beating the actors never happened either.
This scene was always really emotional. The way the music dramatically swells when he realises the girl he just saved isn't white and the look of horror on his face. Then, to make it worse, he hears about the white person who he could have saved who instead perished in the blaze.
I love the ROME version.
and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong
I missed the part where that was my problem, you damn kike.
What the hell Raimi.
I think calling him the green goyim was a bit exaggerated.
ah bloo bloo
"Spider-man! Some neo-Nazis are reenacting Kristallnacht!"
I'm the Amazing KKK-MAN
I can believe Raimi decided to film a lot of scenes with this new outfit.
Is it possible you were dreaming?
"Hey, get away from him you ugly green kike! You mess with one white, you mess with all of us"
Such a moving scene of racial loyalty
I prefer the human holocaust outfit. It was perfect for this scene.
Nice outfit, did your butt fucking husband bought it for you?
this brings a tear to my eye rip the real uncle ben
With white power, comes big responsality.
yfw i worked with him
Like this Henry, maybe even a little higher, this is how we salute each other. Thanks for helping Aunt May clean up around here, the chamber was really starting to reek of kike filth.
really beautiful challenging stuff from raimi, although I can't help but feel that uncut nuremburg rally footage with "this is the power of whites united" superimposed on it was a little excessive, but then again i suppose it was a different time
So was Stanley Kubrick and he named the Jew (and not just in memes, in real life too)
"What happened to my comic books?"
"Those dreadful things? I took them to a book burning. Didn't you know they're all written by kikes? Names like Lieber and Kurtzberg. We can do without that degeneracy."
Damn, now this was a bold move by Raimi. Was Marvel even aware of this scene?
Ben looks directly at the camera.
I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard but I read this thread and had to piss. I walked over to the toilet, lifted the lid, and this line came to mind. I started laughing so hard that my piss got all over the seat.
Was the prologue scene really necessary? It just makes the plot drag on a bit, and it doesn't really add anything to the story other than add some odd conspiracy theory about a man from the CIA hiring some Pakis off the street to hijack some planes and drive them into the world trade centers. His monologue was pretty cool though.
I’m a lefty who hates all the braindead /pol/faggots who have ruined this entire site and even I love Raimi posting, because I’m not a humorless twat
Str8 fire kino
Tell a joke then.
Why make stuff up that never happened?
Raimiposting is the best meme since Baneposting desu.
No. He's no-, wait is he?
Someone post the interview with Raimi beating his actors.
With white power, comes white responsibility.
A responsibility to continue the race.
Somebody get this hothead outta here!
Raimi tried to warn us about the dangers of the eternal roasty she's
Truly a visionary
What did he mean by this?
Hes trying to become a new meme so ill probably copy n force it in the next thread
youre doing it the wrong way, newfaggot
I'm the guy with the (Yous)
What's your name, kid?
The Human Holocaust
The Human Holocaust, that's it, that's the best you got?
Oh that sucks
The sum of three thousand francs will be paid to the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing, Shoah-man!
The after credits scene where Raimi personally lynches Nick Fury yelling my movie isn't some inner city housing take your crack pipe and your extended universe back to Harlem
Im glad i stayed to watch it.
And now you've given him another one
I'm pretty sure the announcer called him Moon Man
And they're watching us, (watching us)
They're watching us, (watching us)
As we gas jews and gaaaaaaaays
Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light?
Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio?
Did Himmler sleep before he turned on the gas chambers?
That's a trick question doctor, there were no gas chambers
How did Raimi get away with this?
It's time to leave
It was a different time
raimi and bane posting will never get old
And they say that democracy will save us, I'm not gonna stand here and waiiiiit
The absolute best. Peak raimi posting. It cannot get better than this.
Your exit starts now, user.
Humor is meant to assuage the seriousness and that what make the meme of this funny, in my eyes, you wouldn't expect someone to be cruel because sometimes you want to believe people are inherently good. It's like listening to your very religious friend shout "FUCK!" out of nowhere because they had anxiety attack because they lost their bible for Monday Night Scripture Study, the situation to them is serious but the context behind it make it comical.
Kek my sides to the moon.
I fucking love these threads. They get better and better each time.
I've thought about it many times. If we got a group together to work on it, do voice work and dub/edit it, I'd definitely help our.
Even if it came out horribly, I feel that would add to the humor
My favorite threads in Cred Forums besides uuuu
With big power, comes white responsality.
The Holocaust? I know.
As an Indian American this is a little weird
I always used to get horny from that scene even when I was little (the original scene, not your version)
How the hell do you think he's been getting away with it this whole time?
Why does that picture get used on this board so often? I've seen it in 3 threads already!
Sleeping gas scenes are designed to turn people on
the final shot always gives me the chills
Why didn't he
god tier shitposting, made me laugh with every post
it was a different time