>mfw I walk past you on the subway and "accidentally" knock your waifu out of your hand and stomp the shit out of her and you can't do shit about it
lol whoops should have just been yourself brah, it's easy.
Cooper Sanchez
>I walk past you on the subway and "accidentally" knock your waifu out of your hand and stomp the shit out of her and you can't do shit about it Jokes on you, I'll have my holo gf backed up on 12 different drives and cloud storages
Benjamin Rogers
That's not Joi but okay
Owen Wood
No one said it was you filthy virgin, I'll kick your waifu's teeth in.
Heh, hope you've got 70 proxies protecting them because my boots are full of viruses that wipe all your drives when I stomp a waifu. Nothing personnel, kid.
Lincoln White
>I walk past you on the subway The implication that I leave my room at all is nice
Anthony Cooper
Joke's on you pal, my waifu can kick better than you can
Zachary Cooper
I would heem your waifu into the shadow realm.
I'm coming to your house to fight your waifu, give me your address.
Nathan Perry
but I don't want a hologram I want a gynoid gf
Alexander Gomez
How can joicucks even compete
Thomas Russell
GAWD DAMMAT
Ryder Thomas
>Hey losers, how does it feel to know you are like five years from actually having a Joi of your own? I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED
Josiah White
Lol typical nigger behaviour. No wonder there's a million Cuck Panther threads in the catalog.
Dominic Moore
Your waifu is already real, user.
Joshua Long
I'm white as fuck. Stay mad that I'm gonna curbstomp your slut waifu into a gorillion pieces you brown bastard.
Benjamin Bennett
I'd rather have Luv
Owen Richardson
i dont want joi tho, i want luv
Matthew Rodriguez
>tfw the Day of the Boot comes and the Chad Uprising leaves abnormies drowning in a salty sea of tears after their waifus are all stomped into bits
Chase Ross
ANYONE WHO TOUCHES MY WAIFU WILL GET THE THRASHING OF A LIFETIME SHE IS PURE
Jaxson Miller
>*destroys your waifu's asshole*
Wyatt Bennett
>joi yuck.
Jose Williams
oh really?
Jason Price
At what point is owning a hologram waifu equivalent to collecting pornography? Why would you back up your wife? You can't back up your human wife if she died. You guys are cheaters and need to get a grip over reality.
reddit.com/r/nofap
Dylan Bell
NICE WAIFU, FAGGOT! *Slaps it out of your hand smashing it and drives away to the sounds of Chad and Stacy laughter*
Austin Howard
>"Like OMG Persephone, look at this loser bringing a hologram to the movies!"
>"Ew! OMG Typhlosion, he better not sit by us or I'll call the police and say he tried to rape us!"
Hunter Turner
HAHAHAHAHA HE IS EATING DINNER WITH A HOLOGRAM AND WEARING CARGO SHORTS AND AN ANIME T-SHIRT I'M SO POSTING THIS ON INSTA!
Carter Sanchez
Fuck reality, reality's a faggot bro
Charles Hill
>Hey losers this alcon entertainment marketeer knows his audience.
Dominic Martin
>can't do shit about it Listen faggot if you even try breathe close to my waifu, I'll fucking turn you in to my personal fuck hole.
Jaxon Morales
>"So we're sitting there watching the game while the Stacys are giving us blowjobs at the blowjob store and this fat fuck walks by the window looking at us all pissed off and, I swear to God, he's got a hologram girlfriend!"
Brandon Garcia
Is the blowjob store a real thing? Do Chads just get to go and get blowjobs from Stacies at their whim?
Oliver Harris
It's right next to the popcorn mines and the lazy river.
David Campbell
>He's never been to the Blowjob Store where every Chad gets two Stacys for free per day
You disgust me.
Jonathan Robinson
Well, in south america they have blowjob stores, and you get a sausage meal too.
Hudson Jackson
yeah it's called big state U
Landon Ross
If I wanted a girlfriend I can't actually physically interact with I'd just try to create a tulpa. But I don't. Because, franky, I don't see any appeal in it. I need to feel physically close to the person I love.
Parker Clark
>if I wanted a fake gf I'd just become a schizophrenic
Michael Morgan
Yes. Because to want a fake gf I'd have to be retarded to begin with.
Easton Brown
Can I get a Liz turner version?
Evan Rivera
You'll get nothing and like it, abnormie.
Brody Collins
will it haev pusy
Chase Davis
>get to deal with some annoying program that pretends to be a person by forcing you to have or at least verbally opt out of bullshit conversations >it cannot even touch you >you cannot actually fuck it
...according to the catalog, this is neither the first nor only thread about holographics. Who is shilling this "next step" company? How do you get paid?