If I dive for you, you get your clamshells. You tell me where we start, how deep we're going...

If I dive for you, you get your clamshells. You tell me where we start, how deep we're going, where we're eating them afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Any clams I find in that five minutes are yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in the boat as you set traps. I don't use a string to catch them. I dive.

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Very good post

Here, now get the fuck out.

he was a good friend

No one is going in the screencap and this is not going on reddit either.

mildly funny.

i prefer my bane joke
knock knock
who's there?
bane
bane?

good, not great.

>Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own

does this mean if you back to him in 4 minutes you have to wait another minute before he does anything?

what a stupid line

Fucking hell

Nice, listen to this

CIA walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar and asks for two Survivors. The banetender says no.

Hey kid, wanna snorkel?

Well done my good sir, a 1000+ internets to you!

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Meh, not as good as the Greensling one.

>my hands are a little fishy
>so am i
What did he mean by this?

That sounds pretty in-character
>sits in silence chewing a toothpick until his watch hits five minutes

>mfw I already posted it on reddit

He's saying not to expect him there even a minute earlier than the plan, because you better stick to it as improvising leads to mistakes. You didn't predict shit correctly and decided to start earlier than you were supposed to? Tough luck, he's not staying around.

>the banetender doesn't say "no survivorsh"
Opportunity wasted

Put me in the screencap