/trek/ J A M B A L A Y A Edition

VOY S04E05 - 100% proof Harry Kim is terminally gay.

So I was doing this bit at the comedy store when a filthy Bajoran began to heckle me.

>why am I even here
>all he does is talk about himself
>founders help me

>What's the difference between cajon food and creole food?

Race really, creole is the term used to describe the Southern/African/French/Spanish/Indian/and to an extent Italian cultures that mixed in the New Orleans/Louisiana area, mostly blacks from the area retain use of the term while few else do. Creoles are really just mutts with a dominant French/Spanish culture.
Cajun refers to the French colonizers of Louisiana/Southeast Texas/Mississippi area, the Acadians and the direct from France emigrés. Cajuns are almost completely Catholic, Creoles are usually mixed, Cajun food is obviously heavily influenced by French cuisine but adapted to the local offerings, Creole is more of a hodgepodge mixture of theaforementioned cultures.

Make this shit funny or else

weird that you would take the time to do that

CARDIE

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Phaser rifles look so fucking stupid

Interesting

Is there a famous Creole food like jambalaya is a famous Cajun food? Do Creole also have accent?

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Sisko kid was a friend of mine.

I watched all of TNG with my now ex gf about two years ago. Throughout an entire year we would get burritos and watch a couple episodes each weekend. No binge faggotry, we too our time. We cried at the Lal episode, among a few others. The finale broke me when Picard finally plays poker with the crew. I'll always look back at our first TNG series viewing as one of the best periods of my life.

>Morn does

Creole people can have an accent if they remained local, like anyone in America you can move abroad to another area and lose your connection to your culture quickly.
Creole jambalaya in my experience tends to be the more popular version you find partly because the creole population tends to be closer to the coastal areas- shrimp, sometimes crab, some sausage, and a spiciness that is more prevalent. It also tends to be thicker. I had some cajun jambalaya which was more soupy, less rice, no seafood, and was less spicier, which is more indicative of the more inland diet. It was also delicious but a different take.

I miss watching the NG. I used to make kraft mac and cheese but with ketchup. I'd pretend to be eating at the bar with Riker and Guinan.

It was one of those experiences you'd wipe your brain to have again.

I think her hair is getting bigger with every season

Based

kek

Oh. What I tried was Creole jambalaya. I thought it was Cajun. Do Creole and Cajun accents sound similar?

Man, Cajuns in the country speak French, and sometimes their English is unintelligible. Nice people though. Creole...is kind of an encompassing term. Some guy whose part Cajun/Italian/German from Louisiana is Creole. Some black person who is part African/Indian/French is Creole. The latter tends to be the dominant representation of Creole culture, and they have their own accents, you can definitely hear the French influence but it is easier to understand.

youtube.com/watch?v=nEDB62oKv2M

In Criminal Minds one of them (I think her name is Kate?) has a husband and a son. Her husband talks with an accent. Was that Cajun or Creole?

Never seen the show, but there is a good chance. They also could be (if they're black) Caribbean, there was alot of French/Spanish/Indian cultural influence in that area resulting in similarities.

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If Klingon males have two penis do the females have two vagen?

Does a half-Klingon have one-and-a-half?

The plural is penii, you qurasgh. And we have two penii because we always have sex with two females.

It's canon.
youtube.com/watch?v=x-BtbC0zSf4

No, you imbecile. Half-Klingons have two half-penii.

You mean like a chaos dragon?

DS9-user here.
Just reached the last leg.
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

>he added in Madred and Maritza
user DELIVERS!

You arrive on a planet without braphogs.

What's this shitty new meme? Is that bald caveman trying to pretend he's an intellectual so popular around here?

What is the best ship, and why is it the Excelsior?

How much weight did it put in for this shot?

About 80.000 additional metric tons.

Seriously, it looks like the drive section bulked out then stopped lifting half way through.
Move over for the gel-pak bad boy.

I could live in her ass no lie.

It looks like an electric toothbrush

Upside-down spoon

*breathes in*
well no because the Pah wraiths are the true prophets of Bajor

*adjusts seating position*
Adami pull up the Book of the Kosst Amojan

What is that? A Pah Wraith? Jesus those things will burn your eyes out

>5 YEARS AGO ID HAVE YOU HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE UPPER PROMENADE WITH A PHASER UP YOUR ASS! YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK! THROW HIS ASS OUT HES A RIDGER! HES A BAJORAN RIDGER THROW HIS ASS OUT!

What kinds of guests would Dukat have on?
I feel like it would be strange aliens like the Breen or the Sheliak just to amuse him at how weird they are.
Strange aliens and Bajorans that he'd fuck with.

>Upside-down spoon
Jesus. Enough of your racism, O'Brien.

Was this pandering to the film Insurrection's parallel opening?

youtube.com/watch?v=8NNtaq2mnhU
youtube.com/watch?v=710aT-Uj_7c
watch both at the same time

ps. your general sucked, quit posting sisko

This is the most innocent burn i've ever seen

So the nerds over at TrekBBS have worked out that Discovery has around 250,000 dedicated viewers in the US. (following CBS all access growth trends)

This makes it the least watched Star Trek show ever, even doing far worse than ENT at rock bottom.

That said, the difference is that Discovery is largely financed by Netflix and those 250,000 people are paying $15 a month for Discovery.
That said, not enough for Discovery to break even, but, since Netflix financed the show, it's all bank for CBS.

Also it is demolished in the US by the Orville which has on average 4.5 million US viewers per episode.

Honestly, if they told me the show was successful I wouldn't even believe them.

Complete farce of a show.

it's a soapie relationship drama pretending to be sci-fi like post-season-2 smallville and supergirl.

What are some of the sexiest pictures you can find of Kate Mulgrew?

>tfw you realize 20 years after high school you dated someone who looked like a young Kate Mulgrew
>tfw you could have had Kate Mulgrew lookalike wifey by now

Her daughter looks just like her but has a weird tooth thing going on.

>just like her
Please, she looks more like Torres without the ridges than her own mother.

This one was the one I meant.

phasers themselves look fucking stupid they look like remote controllers

Why would they look any different? They have no recoil and an energy discharge doesn't need barrels, they don't have to be gun shaped.

so you make them look like tv remotes instead?

Exactly, because TV remotes are devices you use to point at shit then press a button. It's the obvious solution.

IT'S BEEN A LONG WAY

The Cardassians are Israelis and the Bajorans are Palestinians.

Wrong. Cardassians do have their own place and don't fight border skirmishes, they just go ahead and invade territory.

Yeah.

That's what it means to occupy another country. That's what they're doing.

>arbitrarily dismissing first part of the sentence
Your attention span, short.

israel doesn't fight a border skirmish because they deny that a border exists.

They also assert that they have their own place.

Cardassian government was clearly based on Nazi Germany.

there was never any such thing as "nazi germany" that's like saying "Jap Japan" or "Gook Korea"

The Joe Rogan ones already made me chuckle, these Dukat ones have obliterated my sides.
>What is that? A Pah Wraith? Jesus those things will burn your eyes out

I dont even care if STD is a good show or a bad show, I'm just sad about what it has done to /trek/

>best captain
>not even captain until the season 3 finale

phasers arent supposed to be weapons. they're more like tools.

>implying all germans were nazis during wwii
>implying all german governments are national socialist
not sure if trolling, joking or incredibly ignorant

I, on the other hand, am entirely sure you totally misunderstood the post you were responding to.

Wait, do you think the word nazi is a contraction of national socialist?

your wrong m8 on so many levels

wtf are you faggots arguing about saying nazi germani is fine

Trek has been shit since shortly after orville came out. Everyone either decided to leave or bump threads with shitposts.

aRCHER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO GO WITH HIS CHARACTER MOST OF THE TIME...

These threads used to be good but these days it's like pouring warm pee all over my hands.

there he goes again with his "charlie vietnam" again.

I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE HEART

i wanna have mouth sex with tilly

fuck/marry/kill

jadzia, ezri, kira

this. Kira us an unsufferable bitch with no redeeming qualities.

kira, jadzia, ezri respectively.

/trek/

this is the correct answer
i like kira, she's perfect for the fuck option because she's bangin' and >insufferable. jadzia is the one to marry because she's the perfect wife, and ezri should be killed because she's terrible

Leeta/Varis/Kira

leeta is a cute

It's been a long road
Getting from there to here
It's been a long time
But my time is finally near
And I can feel the change in the wind right now
Nothing's in my way
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No, they're not gonna hold me down
'Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith, faith of the heart
It's been a long night
Trying to find my way
Been through the darkness
Now I finally have my day
And I will see my dream come alive at last
I will touch the sky
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No, they're not gonna change my mind
'Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith, faith of the heart
I've known the wind so cold, I've seen the darkest days
But now the winds I feel, are only winds of change
I've been through the fire and I've been through the rain
But I'll be fine
'Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
'Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got strength of the soul
No one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith, faith of the heart
It's been a long road

fuck kira, marry leeta, kill varis

The worst part are the "you are just racists" shitpost when some of the most openly celebrated characters are black. I mean its star trek for christs sake
The "you just hate the show because of the diversity" shitposts are something I'd never ever expected to see in a Star Trek general, but STD, or at least the couple of anons shitposting, proved me wrong.

Varis is in Game of Thrones, user.

My favourite Star Trek has a black lead and only one white human male character on the crew, it's called Deep Space Nine. The problem with STD is the writing.

try natima, grilka, the female changeling
varys is game of thrones, varis is pic related

need some more leeta for my dolder. help me out, anons?

>dolder
try again tomorrow user

pleb
memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Varis_Sul

Its funny how terribly triggered Cred Forums would get at any ST show being released these days. Not just DS9 with what you just stated.
Think about TNG and the conspiracy episode in season one, where a black woman makes captain faster than anyone else in starfleet history and when picard asks her 'are you that good' she replies 'yes I am'.

Thanks for being so understanding and helpful, user. jeez

the head of the alien conspiracy was a white guy, tho

you should know your best trek waifus

i wanna force myself on girl

had a hearty chuckle user, keep it up

This concept is so fucking cool, shame the costumes are worn by a pig and a paki.

They need you over at user.

Yeah it reminds me of rewatching kids movies and realizing they were all ham fisted moral messages and totally not brainwashing.

oh, spot! you raskal!

And you need to stop posting here and go to /fit/ for advice.

trek needs more archer cameo

>Dukat cultists are also JRE fans
I always knew you were just a bunch of brainlets

wats jre?

>You can only satirise things you like

Java Runtime Environment

lies

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its ok now. trek has changed the rules

Trek has changed those rules 3 decades ago.

It's txt spk 4 "jury"

never reply to my posts again

Nah you're alright, I was just pulling your leg mate. It's actually "jewry".

I'VE GOT FEELS IN MY HEART

bdsm-tilly, best tilly

Pretty dure that's a dude senpai

Molly O'Brien? More like Lolly O'Brien, amirite?

cajun = white
creole = black

Is she mullata?

no

disgusting.

Molly O'Brien, the teenage years
>Feck you Da', ye feckin' Cardy-lover, ye

I appreciate you trying to force these memes, but Molly is not meme-worthy enough for anyone to give a fuck. Now, if it were Keiko...

>be in Ten Forward
>order a drink
>fuck off somewhere with a barely touched drink on the table

why do they all do this

wrong, tho. molly is weird looking with those semi asian eyes. in addition, i wanna ravage tilly until she begs me to stop

because the drinks cost nothing, user-kun.

>could've replied to two(2) posts in a single post
>did it seperately so he could shill his disgusting waifu twice
amazing

she's bae

that's not the point. it's a waste of resources for the replicator and a waste of time for Guinan

they should be more considerate

>it's a waste of resources for the replicator
It literally creates something out of nothing. It isn't resequencing base materials, it creates shit out of thin air.

>It isn't resequencing base materials, it creates shit out of thin air.
despite the reocurring numbers you are incorrect

You have to power it somehow

>It literally creates something out of nothing.

Wow. Just wow.

No I am not, watch some Star Trek.

It's more plausible than you think.

>It literally creates something out of nothing.

I thought /trek/ was supposed to be for smart people.

>So the nerds over at TrekBBS have worked out that Discovery has around 250,000 dedicated viewers in the US.

I don't believe it. Their methodology is obviously flawed.

"E=mc2.

This equation essentially tells us that matter is just another form of energy, and that mass and energy can be converted from one to the other. This makes replicator technology at least conceivable for the following reason: It means that any material object could both be broken down into pure energy or created out of pure energy.

Quantum mechanics tells us that there is not really such a thing as empty space. Even in a vacuum, ultra-tiny particles can be found constantly coming into existence for extremely short periods of time. Although these particles are quickly annihilated when they collide with a corresponding anti-particle made from antimatter, they nevertheless exist ... and in the moment when they do exist they seemingly emerge "out of thin air."

If you had a super-intense laser that was strong enough to rip these tiny particles away from their anti-particles so that they didn't collide, then they won't get annihilated.

DISCO-Party!

A bit dry and sciency for my taste, but there you have it.

It's weird how there is always one, always only one attractive girl in these photos of dork gatherings.

I didn't even use the big sciency words.

Not true.

Cajun = exiled settlers from Acadia
Creole = descendants of original French/Spanish settlers before Louisiana became part of America

That's probably the chaperone.

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race stuff again? .... pls go

Fuck Kira, kill jadzia, marry ezri

I don't totally get what the connection to Rogan is here, but i still love it.

>Creole peoples are ethnic groups which originated from racial mixing between colonial-era emigrants from Europe with non-European peoples.
Literally says creoles are descendants of coal burners.

I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE SOUL

So petite, so fragile.

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Did someone say Sisko party?

pppppffffhhhhhh

No. Go away, Sisko. Your keepers are looking for you.They say you ran away from the nursing center.

You can be mixed race and be Creole, but not all Creoles are mixed race. If you're going to try and validate yourself with definitions taken from the internet, at least don't be retarded about it

>Louisiana Creole people are persons descended from the inhabitants of colonial Louisiana during the period of both French and Spanish rule.

>The term creole was originally used by French settlers to distinguish persons born in Louisiana from those born in the mother country or elsewhere.

>As in many other colonial societies around the world, creole was a term used to mean those who were "native-born".

>It also came to be applied to African-descended slaves and Native Americans who were born in Louisiana

>what irish sounds like to someone who doesn't even speak english
Pitiful.

I don't give a shit about your amerishit definition of creole, you have nothing to do with the term, it's not about you.

Forget it. This is the worst trek thread I've seen this year.

Holy shit, Molly looks like that?

Give him a break. At least he's providing content.

Cardassians are British empire and bajorans are Indians or africans

A toast! To the first black captain on a Star trek show. Oh wait, that's me!

but that's clearly a mlp meet up

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>/trek/ =/= /mlp/

Both groups crossover at pedophilia.

>literally the creole people
>IT'S NUT ABUTT U

>wake up
>you're tied up and have no idea where you are
>Shran is standing in front of you
>asking you questions, your head hurts so you have no idea what he's talking about
>you see him getting angry
>"HOLD STILL, PINKSKIN"
>will punch you in about a second
quick, what do you do?

I like dominatrix-tilly from mirror universe. She can demean me all day long if she wants. *slurp*

watched STD episodes 5&6 yesterday

it kinda gets better when the MU hits, but then goes back down again

What a well-thought-out and nuanced critique, user. Colour me impressed.

>moshi moshi, Molly desu!

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

(I don't have the pic)

Hello?

>lives in a world where a teenage girl wouldn't make fun of her dad's accent to purposely get under his skin

You make some better one fuccboi

She's not very attractive.

Your criticism makes Molly cry. Apologize

I'll bet Naomi's more your type

Thank's but she's a bit too skinn for me. I require plumpness.

>too skinn
back to

sorry, i have a small wireless keyboard. its hard to use

Later ones were pretty sweet

>voy had better aesthetics more often than TNG
wew

She might have a heart attack half way through user

attention bajoran templates

Where scales meet skin.

GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE

>in 200 years, humans aboard elite exploration vessels will play beer pong, listen to wyclef jean and will.i.am and make WOO sounds like college aged sluts

Hmm... i thought humans enjoyed playing jazz music in ten forward, or playing 3D chess? NOPE, they're normie and chad sluts

Ppl must be lining up to be friends with a positive, lighthearted guy like you, user.

Too much, I can't afford to look at this right now.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HEREAH!

old one

Don't worry, I'll be on a ship with my horn

Why was Michael angry with Tills in this scene?

>don't you DARE, wh*tesplain to me, you pale whore!

>ywn she'll never invite you into her quarters

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100 hundred years after STD people will go back to listening to Johannes Brahms and Mozart and they will look on the past with pity and second hand embarrassment.

>I want to live in a world where an equal amount of white kids are shot every month.

>I wanna see white mothers on TV crying

>I will never eat deanna trois cake
youtube.com/watch?v=7rW4hZNSVr4

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I alwasy wonder if that dog is an eternal puppy or a small beagle bread. My beagle is a lot bigger

The puppies are destroyed and replaced as they grow up.

FAKEST TITS IN THE INDUSTRY
SHE'S A TITTY LIAR

this

no hate pls

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Oswald is that you?

I've been watching some ST docs and Avery Brooks is fucking bonkers. I'd love to sit in on his classes, but it seems like he would be a nightmare to have as a teacher.

The guy is completely nanners

post the weirdest clip of him please

dubs compel me
Pretty much any clip from this interview
youtube.com/watch?v=a5XvrpEx6H4

youtu.be/z2MEYMMDhKk?t=48
youtu.be/MQlHSCfqhvI?t=17

>youtube.com/watch?v=a5XvrpEx6H4
It would be weird of him to like allamaraine
>youtu.be/z2MEYMMDhKk?t=48
Jesus Christ
>youtu.be/MQlHSCfqhvI?t=17
Yeah you can really tell he lives for black militantism

Cajun is of French origin. Creole has a more native slave take.

>Shatner trying to get some straight answers from the guy, Avery more interested in making ditties on his piano
Every time

>Yeah you can really tell he lives for black militantism

when u half white so Avery Brooks treats u only half ok

kek. honestly i get how he feels. i would probably be the same way if i was black

There seems to be a lot of confusion about what alien race in DS9 represents what real world group in the context of 1990's politics. Let me make it easy

>Bjorans = Palestinian Suni Muslims
>Cardassians = Western imperialists
>Founders = Zionists manipulating everyone
>Jem'Hadar = Shiite Muslims manipulated into endless wars by Zionists
>Klingons = Russians trying to deal with the middle eastern shithole near their borders
>Ferengi = Merchant Euro/American Jew arms dealers reaping in profits
>Starfleet = USA Military trying to sort out the bullshit in the middle east by picking sides, leading to a massive war where they somehow come out on top and reap all the benefits while everyone suffers forever

>I'm going to act like an angry black man stereotype on set

>by doing this I'm going to improve peoples' perception of me and do a lot for my cause

nice logic Avery

So much wrong here

i get why he's angry but yeah it doesn't do any good for his cause

Funny, mirror universe is what made me drop it

who are the Romulans?

I found it mildly amusing, at least for the first two episodes as I said. Trying to act "evil" and shit, the plot getting thicker, I dunno, it had "the mood". To me it's as enjoyable as it ever got.

Interesting thing about Ira Behr. He wrote "Profit and Lace", probably one of the most 'transphobic' episodes of cable television. It was directed by Alexander Siddig and the editors had a hard time coming up with a final edit because Siddig interpreted the script as a tragedy whereas Behr though it was the funniest thing he had ever written. Whenever discussion of this episode arises ST fans tend to write it off as Ferengi backwardness. Except that was not the intended purpose of this episode. Ira Behr just wanted to make some tranny jokes and take some shots at women. That's it. No one ever gives him shit for this and he portrays himself as Mr. Progressive.

youtube.com/watch?v=34S5jP05yCc

b-but he has a blue beard

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Is that why the episode comes off as such a mess?

>No one ever gives him shit
Because its not true. The "he just wanted to make some tranny jokes and take some shots at women" stuff you conjured is just bs

Well I never liked the mirror universe in the first place. I always thought it was one of the stupidest settings in star trek and since STD's biggest flaw for me so far has been its stupid writing the fact that they went there was too much for me.

yes Alexander Siddig thought the script was a tragedy

youtu.be/APTcJnAwE3w?t=1117

I guess I'm transphobic then because I too find profit and lace fucking hilarious

This doesn't make any sense. According to this, the premise of DS9 represents the US military stepping in to defend the Palestinians from western Imperialism. That never happened and would not be likely to ever happen. How can the western superpower fight western imperialism?

can you give a timestamp please?

It's fun as a gag, like to see how crazy things can get in the ST universe and let the actors who are otherwise calm let loose. But when the try to bridge the two universes for plot, it gets silly.

youtu.be/APTcJnAwE3w?t=1117

>"Ira Behr though it was the funniest show he had ever written"

straight from the horse mouth you dumb nigger

give the timestamp please

sorry to bring up the STD plotlines, but it bothers me
why exactly is she blamed for the war and the Fed forces massacre during the "battle at the binary stars" when at the moment Klingons fired first, and while most of it took place she was sitting in the brig?

t=1117

It's in the link posted above. I just tried mobile and it worked for me. Update your shit.

That episode is definitely seen as a mean "tranny" joke by leftist types today. However a lot of those same people were making similar jokes in the 90s, so there is some recognition among the less rabid SJWs etc. that ideas have changed over time and that they "know better" now. If Ira Behr came out and apologized for that episode, most of them would probably accept it and he would sustain little damage to his "progressive" credibility.

Leeta got THICC

Chubby mummy

CLAP

oh sorry. thank you

to create fake drama.

Exactly. It works in DS9 because those episodes were meant to be fun diversions from the serious plot. When they're using the mirror universe--one of the most ridiculous parts of star trek canon yet--as part of the serious plot it gets annoying. Especially when all it really amounted to was an excuse to elongate the violence and explosions in the show since they were on the brink of a way to end the Klingon war at the mid season finale.

>een as a mean "tranny" joke by leftist types today.
As said, conjured nonsense. Some twitter idiots complaining about it doesnt make the previous statement about Ira true. Its still blatant bs

*APPLAUSE*

She went to the space station base thing and killed a dude, she started it.

They should have started with her on the prison ship and let us guess at what she did, only saying she started the battle of the binary stars. The writers basically wasted 2 hours to say "Michael Burnham is a war criminal." In a single shot, they could have explained all of that just by setting alone.

>its a "captain were not sure if the engines will work" episode

SLIM

How will they explain the lack of spore drive equipped ships in later series?

You will politely clap and nod at the way this world is heading.

Bajorans are just victims of the week. Could be Jews, Palestinians, Tibetans, Native Americans, etc.

I've read interviews with writers and the main influences for Cardassians are Prussians, East Germany Stasi, Nazis, and Soviets. Basically the stock American enemy.

Ferengi are obviously Jews but it's funny when the writer pretend that they were influenced by "Yankee traders".

I'm pointing out that there is a different reason nobody "gives him shit" about it, not defending whatever that other guy posted. If STD had an episode like that today, lefties would go nuts, but since it happened a long time ago (whether Behr "just wanted to make some tranny jokes" or not) when a lot of people in good standing with the left today were not even aware of "trans issues," they cut him some slack.

second best bit of acting in the whole of Trek beaming aboard.

>image related

This is your future. Applaude.

The network is dying, so soon enough spore travel will be impossible.

You aru dishonorubable!

>THE SPORES ARE DEAD.

who knows. I'm going to assume its going to be some shitty cop out where "its too dangerous to infuse people with this DNA" or "we lost the DNA of the Tardigrade somehow and can't find another."

I'm all for ship navigators having to be this special type of human that is forced to go insane through their navigation through space but it doesn't feel Trek.

No it was dying because of the Terran super spore drive. They broke it and now its okay again.

probably something about the mycelial network going extinct or being destroyed by Klingons and all knowledge of it being wiped from history by some mind virus.

she should be tried for bobby trapping a dead body t.b.h.

most stoned captain high on the brig admiral checking in with dubs

>picture related

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I know the show has not stuck as closely to the established canon as some viewers would like, but the writers aren't so stupid that they will fail to address that eventually. They would just declare it an alternate universe, like the JJmovies, if they really wanted to write something that is utterly divergent (like blowing up Vulcan). Frankly you would sound like an idiot if you bet that they will not handle it in some way. Talking about how the network was dying was at the very least setting up the idea that some event could cause it to be gone for good eventually. Knowing the bombastic explosions-and-lens-flare nature of the show, the final nail in the coffin will probably be some dramatically risky mission where Michael Burnham makes the split second choice to sacrifice the network permanently in order to save the entire multiverse, or something.

>but the struggle for equal rights
>has only just begun
>but for Quark
>it's going to be a real drag!

In the 90s we were wise enough to realize that trannies were funny

she's 20 years older, but somehow still more attractive than Tilly actress.

There can be no real in-universe explanation, since they said the spore network spans EVERY UNIVERSE, and per the infinite universe theory that is required for the mirror universes to exist, by definition there MUST be a universe where someone fucked up the whole fungal network and thus caused extinction of life in every universe. Thus the only thing they can do is quietly ignore it and move on. That or say Q fixed it.

I'm all for finding humor in making fun of people, but it's harmful to make fun of mentally ill/depressed people who might be driven to kill themselves. Making fun of a weaker person doesn't make it funnier. People who can actually take it, and even banter back, makes for funnier humor.

I don't think Profit and Lace was intended to be making fun of actual mentally ill ("body dysmorphia") transsexual people though. In the 90s the writers were probably just thinking about Drag Queens, who are upbeat about drag as a hobby and would be able to keep up with the banter.

they addressed it though. See the thing they wrote was written out. They're not going to use the sporedrive anymore (unlessits a super emergency!), and its going to be normals and stuff!

There is no reason to think the writers aren't exactly as incompetent as they've proven themselves to be over the last 15 episodes.

SUBMIT

Who is this fat pig?

There is still time to ask Till's forgiveness.

>Trek finally accepts ENT after many many years of bashing
>Now STD comes along and its even worse than five years ago

Sometimes you just cant win

>choice to sacrifice the network permanently in order to save the entire multiverse, or something.

Saving the multiverse was already the stake in the mirror universe arc, the terran spore reactor was killing the network and they specifically said it would result in the end of life in all universes.

i never understood the point of making huge stocks for weapons that donm't have recoil

DK you FCA?

>season 2 opens with John de Lancie on the viewscreen wearing an enterprise uniform
>Discovery crew keeps referring to him as Captain Pike

The joke is that Dukat and Rogan are narcissists that love ritualistic violence and the sound of their own voices.

Talk to me and my dog whenever you want.

>There is no reason to think the writers aren't exactly as incompetent as they've proven themselves to be over the last 15 episodes.
Exactly my point. They have shown that they don't care about details, but that they will at least pay lip service towards the broad strokes of continuity. For example, they made the first season of STD about the Klingon war, which we already knew had happened, rather than making up some entirely different plot like a war between humans and Vulcans or with some new aliens we've never heard of before. Leaving it at "by the way starfleet has had the power to instantly transport anywhere since the 23rd century" would be as big a change as saying "humans and Vulcans are at war now."

Minor stuff like the way food replicators work is not comparable to the spore drive at all. If you are seriously betting that they will never address that discontinuity again, you are the dumbest person in this thread. I don't think that's what you really believe though, I think you are trying to make a point about how the writers don't respect the canon. You are just taking it way too far, to the point of ridiculousness. It's not an effective criticism when everyone can see it's not true. Stick to something that we both know they won't address, that's where you can make an impact.

>but it's harmful to make fun of mentally ill/depressed people who might be driven to kill themselves

That's the point. They should be ridiculed into removing themselves from the population.

THe dogs were gassed as they grew up.

So what makes you think there won't be another similar situation to that somewhere down the road, when they are finished with whatever plot elements require the spore drive? You aren't even making a point here.

I think your universal translator is malfunctioning. If you want to know who stole your shipment of targ pies I believe it was

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i need her

those came from TNG, Voy had their own shitty derpy ones until First Contact came out with your pic related ones

t. never shot a gun before

>keep saying something no one agrees with until people stop responding to you
>take the lack of response to mean people agree with you now.

ENTs a shit. The only way to think otherwise is to not watch it.

That would honestly save Discovery.

um wowo would fug

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Wrong. People with viciousness like yours should be carefully monitored and prevented from inciting others towards violence though.

We disagree with you bud and take your STDs with you.

qt

Awful how those dogs were abused.

The issue, as another pointed out, is establishing that it's possible to build a device to kill all life in all universes means it'd have to happen in some universe.

Ambassador class is the best of the BnB trek ships, but its still not as good as anything in the original series or the Miranda in the movies.

new

>Wrong. People with viciousness like yours should be carefully monitored and prevented from inciting others towards violence though.

Trannies are a very modern middle class affliction. Ancients new that fags and other woman-men deserved to be cast out from society. It's the pone thing Muslims do right.

>gun
>doesn't have recoil

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i bet her bra is extra firm

This. I already stopped watching but I would watch Q because I'm that much of a spineless fan

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Yeah the cheese is really a subtle form of abuse

How does O'Brien react when fifteen year old Molly invites strapping young Glinn Revek over for some BCC?

I see that issue, and I admit I am not confident that the writers will ever address it directly. TNG/DS9/VOY had similar logical problems that can't really be satisfied with any in-universe explanation, and we just accept them as style choices. The ease and frequency of time travel, for instance. Or the existence of Kevin's race, any member of which could wipe out all life in the universe with a single accidental thought. The mirror universe itself doesn't even make sense, how can the same people exist in different universes across multiple different generations? Anything can be different, except your parents will always meet each other and give birth to you on the same day (such that you and your counterparts are the same age) in every alternate universe?

However, as science fiction you could still come up with explanations or additional unmentioned constraints that minimize the "universe would inevitably have been destroyed by now" problem. The existence of some kind of "fate" or "destiny" would solve that one along with several of the above mentioned issues, for example. Or maybe there is some greater force (The Q continuum? Non-linear beings like the prophets? Etc.) that is preempting multiverse-destroying disasters.

because the stock allows you to brace the rifle against your chest, which, regardless of recoil, allows for much more precise and steady wielding of the firearm. this is why decent marksmen can hit man sized targets at only ~100 meters with a handgun , despite the round's velocity still being effective many times that. While with a rifle you can hit targets much much further out. recoil doesnt even come into play until subsequent shots

it will be Mudd not q