Be a marvel movie

>be a marvel movie
>main villain has the same powers as hero for the billionth time

all capeshit is terrible

all moving pictures with sounds are terrible

>all capeshit is terrible
define capeshit, because i'd agree with you if you said 99%.

certain movies like The Dark Knight and Blade are kino

Be Legion, don't even know what the fuck is going on half the time.

They all have the same powers nowadays... including Black Widow, who doesn't have any. Super-speed, super-throwing, super-strength, super-agility, ,super-endurance and they can all fly, for all intents and purposes.
Can't shoot lasers from your eyes? Don't worry- Stark will hook you up!

It is kind of like when the McMahon family could suddenly throw pro wrestlers around...

Why didn't they give the heart shaped herb to everyone to make everyone an awesome black panther fighter? Why just t'challa black panther? All you need to make a black panther is the herb and a mortar and pestle. Why don't all those old people like Forest Whitaker who are tending the herbs just make the super smoothie for themselves when no one is looking and all become black panther's too? Seriously they had a shit ton of herb in that grow-op.

Hey guys, whats that Marvel movie with that one rich man with a powersuit whose old friend who also has a powersuit tries to usurp him and his family's empire?

Seems like you mixed elements from Iron-man, Thor and Black Panther, because none of the Marvel films fit that description alone.

Then tbe people would realize they don't need no king cause they are kings now.

Black Panther King job seems to be
1. speak at UN
2. fuck around the world like james bond and kill people he feels like
3. direct spies around the world (that do fuck all? but sit there and wait and eventually become treasonous)
4. play fuck fuck games with his rival lords and fight. And if a rando shows up and happens to win, just give him the keys to the kingdom and everyone just rolls over for him and give him a super smoothie, even if he's clearly a psychopath.

All the people in wakanda city seemed to barely notice or be affected by the events of the film, they all just hang out in their single street market set, while like 50-200 people fight in a field. Do they know about the heart-shaped herb? Do they know all they need to do to get jacked for life on panther steroids is to drink one super smoothie with effects that presumably last for life. They should lock up BP family and take over.

capeshit movie maker v1.0 (delete where appropriate)
>protagonist is super rich/super smart and finds/builds/inherits a suit or is injected with something that gives him super powers. he quips a lot and some bad guy covets power so he copies/steals the suit or injects himself with something else. he romances woman and tells her about powers but then he has to beat up the bad guy

The Dark Knight is utter shit apart from Ledger

Counter point: Dr Strange and Guardians of the Galaxy

doesn't his powers come from a purple drank? i assume they will give it to everyone (at least the humans) in infinity war?

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lots are not like that ...
Hulk (the one without Abomination)
Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy 1
Ghost Rider 1
Ghost Rider 2
Thor 1
Thor 2
Thor 3
Spider-Man 1
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 4
Spider-Man 5
Jurassic Park
We Need To Talk About Kevin
Perks of Being a Wallflower

Nah dude They burned his stash. He's the last of the black panthers now.

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That's the joke user

Theory: All marvel villains have the same powers as their respective hero:

Analysis:

Iron Man vs Iron Monger = same powers, different versions of suits
Iron Man vs Whiplash = different powers
Iron Man vs the Mandarin = different powers

Thor vs Loki = different powers, though both are Asgardian
Thor vs Elf guy = different powers
Thor vs Hela = different powers, though both are Asgardian

Captain America vs Red Skull = same powers, both created by the same process
Captain America vs Winter Soldier = very similar powers though the similarity of the processes is not fully fleshed out

Hulk vs Abomination = same powers
Hulk vs his dad = not the same powers

Blade vs Deacon Frost = similar powers in the sense that they are both vampires, but Blade does not have magic blood god powers
Blade vs super Vampire thing = not the same powers
Blade vs Dracula = not the same powers

Dr. Strange vs Dormamu/Mads = Strange and Mads are both sorcerers though they aren't comparable. Dormamu is a different creature.

Antman vs Yellowjacket = powers are almost identical

Spiderman vs Vulture = not similar at all

Spiderman vs Green Goblin = not similar
Spiderman vs Doctor Octopus = not similar
Spiderman vs Sandman/Venom = Venom and spiderman have essentially the same powers, not so with Sandman

Spiderman vs Lizard = not similar
Spiderman vs Electro = not similar

Hon. Mention = Vision, Ironman, and Ultron have some parallels, it would not be accurate to say they have the same powers, however

Wolverine vs. Deadpool = both have regen but are not the same
Wolverine vs. Silver Samurai = not the same
Logan vs. X-23 = same powers, a clone

I can't really do the other x-men since there isn't a central character, though Wolverine and Sabretooth have very similar powers

Starlord vs Rohan = not similar at all
Starlord vs Ego = I'd count this one as similar since they square off as equals, even though they don't start that way

Black Panther vs Killmonger = Same powers

9 out of 26 movies have featured identical or very similarly-powered heroes and villains. That may not seem like much but if you look at the first installment films, the ratio is closer to 5 out of 11. So yes, it is a recurring motif for marvel movies, particularly in the first installment of a characters series. However, it would not be accurate to say it happens all the time.

>Theory: All marvel villains have the same powers as their respective hero:
wrong from the get go. that is not what is stated

Did doorumamu crash Dr strangers lambo through quantum vibranium?

Because some cultures have integrity and respect for tradition unlike Europe where everyone's trying to overthrow everyone and fuck everything up?

its a cheap way of establishing the heroes motives and personality, when faced with someone so similar what is it they do that seperates them from their opponent and defines who they are.

what the real shambles is that this leads to a lot of copy+paste leading heroes, not cloned villains

he's right though, and the fact that your only counterargument is a tumblr gif proves it

Dr. Strange 2 (There's probably a joke here about that title) is probably going that way with the black dude jealous about the power inherited by Strange, also, Madds had the same powers as Strange so yeah

all this needs is some Cred Forums tier retardation and it's everything wrong with Cred Forums: the post.

Not sure if b8 or retarded