Movie trailer

Zachary White
Zachary White

movie trailer
WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
ear shattering fart noise
full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
black screen
coming 2018

movie
opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky

Connor Green
Connor Green

Okay but only if there's Lovecraftian monsters ravishing hot chicks in it.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Please for the love of god tell me this isn't actually a thing?

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

it's like im experiencing the confusion of my first arousal all over again

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

I'm not sure how to feel about this

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

source on this

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

when tentacle rape is real

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

I'm still waiting for my "Lovecrafts Extended Universe" Hollywood

Connor Green
Connor Green

Damn that was sexy

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Galaxy of Terror. Old 80's Roger Corman flick... and that scene is the only people remember it.

So remember! Lots of sexy time with eldritch horrors. That alone will guarantee you commercial success and lasting fame.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

retardo blockbuster kaiju movie with teal color correction filter featuring muscular CGI Cthulhu shooting green space laser into the sky and doing greenscreen speed-up slo-mo kung-fu against Sassy Quipping H.P. Capeshitman and his love interest Bland Britbong Woman Who Doesn't Lift in the ruins of a destroyed CGI city while Old Wise-Sounding Black Actor Man delivers blunt exposition and BWOAAAM and dubstep wobble SFX assault your ears
/tveddit/ loves it because Guillermo Totoro was involved and he can do no wrong

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

isnt that already a movie?

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

y'think so?

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

Enjoy your first day here, newfriend

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

I meg comic horrer mobie wif Kafulu based of HD Minecraft

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

HD Minecraft
beautiful

David Hill
David Hill

Chicks love monster cock, this is a well known fact.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

how many times have you posted this thread user?
stop it

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

jesus is that from the new deltoro movie?

Ian King
Ian King

When is horror kino going to be back on the menu?

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

....yes. Yes it is.

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

Sauce.

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

sauce pls

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

You cannot compete with this

It has like 10+ tentackles.Every appendage shaped like a big dick. She is suspended, wrapped and getting choked by dick at the same time as she's getting spitroasted.

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

the void

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

Cloverfield

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

BAMP

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

slow panning shot of a black lake
a dark brooding voice is heard
"When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth."
a shot of an old dirty wharf
"The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind."
quick cuts of a character in a fedora and tweed suit running across cobblestone streets
"To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan."
cuts of dark figures standing and watching eerily
"A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,"
shot of black lake again, waves begin to stir
"Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger."
cut to black
*BEOOOOWW*
more action cuts
"The Shadow over Innsmouth"
"rated PG-13"

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

I really want to hear tom cruise yell I'm going insane

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

how can human bois compete

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

this wasn't a particularly good post the first time it was posted. reposting it every day for over six months hasn't improved it.

Ian White
Ian White

It's just like my chinese porn cartoons!

Kayden White
Kayden White

I used to fap to this as a teen

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

M-moar!

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

The Untamed

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

Damn it, why wasn't I born a nearly invincible tentacle rape monster?
tfw only 1 dick
tfw dick isn't 6 feet long, the thickness of my arm, and fully flexible

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

Can't blame them, give it a female upper body and I'm totally down for that stuff.

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

this is the next level. i got into interracial because i go off seeing women being disgraced by it, beastiality never tickled me, but THIS ... boys, i can't wait to get home!

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

This is more interspecies than interracial. Interracial implies there's a nigger somewhere

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

Is this meant to sound appealing? It doesn't.

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

Post more

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

leslie jones suddenly sees the decapitated head of the statue of liberty thrown by something.
awww hell naw we going crazy up in here!

what if I told you that niggers wasn't just a story
*hiphop sounds in the distance.*

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Every orifice you say? Ouch.

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Lets be serious for a moment, it'll have to be tv.

It needs to be stranger things like, mystery, coverups and confusion.

That's basically all it is, maybe the show starts straight edge normal sitcom (I.e Fuller House) and by episode 5 the tone has shifted to stranger things and finally by episode 10 the whole town is converted to worshiping an old god and void shit is happening.

What do you think Cred Forums? am i a retard?

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

more like KINOTHULHU

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

what if hotheads weren't just a story?