>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
Okay but only if there's Lovecraftian monsters ravishing hot chicks in it.
Please for the love of god tell me this isn't actually a thing?
it's like im experiencing the confusion of my first arousal all over again
I'm not sure how to feel about this
source on this
when tentacle rape is real
I'm still waiting for my "Lovecrafts Extended Universe" Hollywood
Damn that was sexy
Galaxy of Terror. Old 80's Roger Corman flick... and that scene is the only people remember it.
So remember! Lots of sexy time with eldritch horrors. That alone will guarantee you commercial success and lasting fame.
>retardo blockbuster kaiju movie with teal color correction filter featuring muscular CGI Cthulhu shooting green space laser into the sky and doing greenscreen speed-up slo-mo kung-fu against Sassy Quipping H.P. Capeshitman and his love interest Bland Britbong Woman Who Doesn't Lift in the ruins of a destroyed CGI city while Old Wise-Sounding Black Actor Man delivers blunt exposition and BWOAAAM and dubstep wobble SFX assault your ears
>/tveddit/ loves it because Guillermo Totoro was involved and he can do no wrong
isnt that already a movie?
y'think so?
Enjoy your first day here, newfriend
>I meg comic horrer mobie wif Kafulu based of HD Minecraft
>HD Minecraft
beautiful
Chicks love monster cock, this is a well known fact.
how many times have you posted this thread user?
stop it
jesus is that from the new deltoro movie?
When is horror kino going to be back on the menu?
....yes. Yes it is.
Sauce.
sauce pls
You cannot compete with this
It has like 10+ tentackles.Every appendage shaped like a big dick. She is suspended, wrapped and getting choked by dick at the same time as she's getting spitroasted.
the void
Cloverfield
BAMP
>slow panning shot of a black lake
>a dark brooding voice is heard
>"When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth."
>a shot of an old dirty wharf
>"The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind."
>quick cuts of a character in a fedora and tweed suit running across cobblestone streets
>"To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan."
>cuts of dark figures standing and watching eerily
>"A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,"
>shot of black lake again, waves begin to stir
>"Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger."
>cut to black
>*BEOOOOWW*
>more action cuts
>"The Shadow over Innsmouth"
>"rated PG-13"
I really want to hear tom cruise yell I'm going insane
how can human bois compete
this wasn't a particularly good post the first time it was posted. reposting it every day for over six months hasn't improved it.
It's just like my chinese porn cartoons!
I used to fap to this as a teen
M-moar!
The Untamed
Damn it, why wasn't I born a nearly invincible tentacle rape monster?
>tfw only 1 dick
>tfw dick isn't 6 feet long, the thickness of my arm, and fully flexible
Can't blame them, give it a female upper body and I'm totally down for that stuff.
this is the next level. i got into interracial because i go off seeing women being disgraced by it, beastiality never tickled me, but THIS ... boys, i can't wait to get home!
This is more interspecies than interracial. Interracial implies there's a nigger somewhere
Is this meant to sound appealing? It doesn't.
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>leslie jones suddenly sees the decapitated head of the statue of liberty thrown by something.
awww hell naw we going crazy up in here!
>what if I told you that niggers wasn't just a story
>*hiphop sounds in the distance.*
Every orifice you say? Ouch.
Lets be serious for a moment, it'll have to be tv.
It needs to be stranger things like, mystery, coverups and confusion.
That's basically all it is, maybe the show starts straight edge normal sitcom (I.e Fuller House) and by episode 5 the tone has shifted to stranger things and finally by episode 10 the whole town is converted to worshiping an old god and void shit is happening.
What do you think Cred Forums? am i a retard?
more like KINOTHULHU
what if hotheads weren't just a story?