You are given a 200mil budget and major Hollywood studio backing to film the kinograp experience of your choice...

You are given a 200mil budget and major Hollywood studio backing to film the kinograp experience of your choice, but your lead actor has to be 2Chainz.
What do ?

Crash won 3 oscars with Ludacris. 2chainz has a college degree at least.

Black Panther 2

I dont give a shit, I just wanna get RICH

Birthday Song is pure kino

whatever makes the most money so i can make a real movie afterwards

>What do
I hit up the titty bar with titty boy

steel knight 2

He's unironically got a great documentary 'most expensivist things'

I'd build on that, a full length documentary of rich people spending money on extravagant things with two chains along side then snidely calling them out on their bogus shit

I'd put about £1m towards this and kept the other £199m

Make a drama where he was nearly killed by some unknown assailants and his adopted white family struggle to solve the crime themselves because the police (and society) don't care about violence perpetrated on minorities.

2Chainz is in a coma after the first scene where he was attacked and the family gather around his bedside to discuss how to bring his attackers to justice. We also find out more about 2Chainz' character throughout the film in silent flashbacks.

Sounds awful. I feel bad for you even typing that out.

Isn't that the plot to that billboard movie???

Sherlock Holmes but blackwashed and set in LA hood. Lil Pump will play Holmz's sidekick, Lil Watzon. antagonist will be 50 Cent as Pimp of Crime himself, Money-Yachty

spend 200 mill on a noose and hang him from a tree

Ouch... my pride...

Make a moot biopic and call it 4chainz.

I reckon he would be great in front of the camera playing an exaggerated version of himself because, well, he does that anyway.Like Gucci on Spring Breakers, with the right role, I think you could get a star turn.Problem is, ideally he’d play a lesser part to steal the show, it would be hard if he had to be lead.

>2chainz
>wears more than 2 chains
What was meant by this?

Lol no

emebezzle the money and flee the country

Lucas Bishop

Citizen Chain
It’s exactly what you think it is

Why is rap today complete garbage compared to the 90's?

Horus heresy

2Chainz is emperor

2Chainz and the Raiders of The Lost Ark

Birth of a nation remake

would watch desu

I'd make a movie called 'in the Kingdom of God' starting 2Chainz as a warlord who seizes power of a west/central African country in the midst of political instability and economic turmoil. Originally, his intentions are good; he wants to cast out foreign influences and strengthen the economy by utilizing it's vast natural resources. However, over the course of a three and a half hour run time, he becomes increasingly corrupted by power, embezzling vast sums to pay off his government supporters and trinal allies, and eventually to enrich himself. By nationalizing the mining and resource extraction industries and selling raw materials to foreign powers, he amasses a huge amount of wealth while keeping the people destitute. His tastes become increasingly eccentric as his power grows. Private menageries, mansions, a lavish wardrobe, prostitutes from all over the globe, he even sets aside land where he hunts political dissidents through the jungle on horseback. He develops a taste for exotic meats, leading him to discover the most forbidden meat of all: human flesh.
There will be a lengthy scene where he has dinner with a foreign western reporter. At the end of the scene he will reveal that the reporter is actually enjoying eating their spouse, and not roasted pork. Another scene will have a foreign human rights official fed to a pack of leopards.
The movie must be visually spectacular. There will be long shots of the sunrise and sunset over the African wilderness, chronicling different phases of the warlords rise and fall. A rich palate of colors. Interior establishing shots of the palace will be almost perfectly symmetrical, contrasting with the wild verdant chaos of the rainforest. Throughout the movie, the scenes will become longer and more elaborate to reflect the warlords increasing grandiosity. The soundtrack will be a mix of traditional African vocals and drumbeats along with original orchestral pieces. I'd like to do a few war scenes as well.

fuck it, i'd watch

kinoegraphie

i pay your mom 2 million to fuck him and pocket the rest

>calls himself 2Chainz
>wears more than two chains
What did he mean by this?

Nigga might have dyscalculia, give him a break.

Make black cougar with 10 mil budget say that I will give 10% of the money of the movie profit to black communities get rich because they think I’m empowering them.

X-men movie set in future with Bishop and Cable

2chainz but I got me a few on

Spawn
Have 2chainz be Simmons for only the first quarter of the movie and then make him wear the spawn costume for rest of the movie and dub over the voice aswell.

He is a supehero made for children.

Django Unchained 2: 2 Chained 4 U

Basically reboot Goodfellas but set the story in Northern Africa, East Africa, China, and Japan. Make it about a young orphaned black boy taken in by an elderly Yakuza member who's infiltrated Chinese operations in Africa. The boy grows up to be 2Chainz, and joins his adoptive father's Yakuza chapter to help the family, and eventually avenge his dad, who is killed by Chinese officials and Somalian pirate mercenaries for finding out what he really is.
Guns, ninjas, mafioso elements, and pirates galore.

We make 1 Trillion dollars because black America and SJWs loves 2chainz, and the Asian market will love the lore and setting. MAGApedes shit their pants in anger and call for my head while I'm laughing to the bank.

I thought the chinese hated blacks?

Black Panther is doing very well over there right now, as did FatF franchise. They cared more about being included and/or seeing cool explosions and scifi shit.

If you go over there and try to sell them Tyler Perry, it will flop. Sell them Michael Bay explosions, action shots, and possibly a token Asian guy or scene and they don't care who else on the screen.

I would make a film where 2chainz plays a CIA agent tasked with infiltrating the rap game to gain the trust of an established rapper that is affiliated with a brazilian drug lord. He must gain the trust of both of these men before they initiate their plans of striking at the CIAs overseas drug assets

...

Boyz n da Hood knock-off, hire a meme cinematographer so that people will be fooled into thinking my shallow flick is kino

Give the money back and refuse to work with anyone other then DMX.

It hasn't even opened in China yet you lying fuck

How the fuck would he have a white family if he is black? You mean mullato or are we going to pretend blacks can have white babies now?

he said adopted you illiterate moron

I don't know what that word means.

>Adopted white family

Reading comprehension nigger

Edgier Black Panther sequel

Oscar bait. You win.

Make a 10M flick about faggot niggers. Get all the praise and Oscars and keep the rest of the production shekels

Hardcore porn where 2chains barebacks ana de armis while jazz jennings watches and writes "my penis is too small for the vagina surgery... and thats a good thing" on a chalkboard for 183 minutes. The soundtrack will be a loop of Gas Gas Gas performed by pink floyd. Seth Rogen shows up every few hours to do his kike laugh.

oscar pls

SEETHING

Calling it "My life matters"

like mike 2 (chainz)

police comedy where an officer has to work with a street guy to crack a drug case. shit writes itself