Character drinks a beer without having ten more

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That's called alcoholism

>character drinks a beer
>its craft beer, most likely an IPA

>ten beers
>alcoholism
>not just an ordinary friday fun night

>character doesn't throw up after only 3 drinks

>character orders a beer
>doesn't order a double-shot of whiskey along with it

>character doesn't drink a locally brewed micro-brew organic watermelon flavoured American style Pale Ale out of a chalice.

>character wakes up after a long night of heavy drinking
>doesn't check his clothes hamper to make sure he didn't piss in it again

>I'm not some kind of soyboy numale libtard
>I only drink mass-produced american piss lager like a real manly man

I watched Flight (Denzel) the other night. Has me thinking I might be an alcoholic. Dunno how to react.

>living a life where you can afford getting piss drunk
Do you guys have superhuman health and no social obligations?

Reddit is the next tab over bud

do you not have fun on the weekend or something?

>Character doesn't gesticulate in front of a mirror to youtube videos of trailers for movies and vidya people love while imagining himself as the creator of said movies after drinking a few beers

if you identified with denzel in that film you should get some help

>I'm not some rural or suburban retard
>I only drink overpriced soy-filled beverages instead of being economically practical

thats almost 2k calories desu
>U fat fuck

>character orders a beer/drink
>doesnt pay for it

Are drinks free in America?

>character doesn't wake up to find out he pissed in the wardrobe again

>he was an angry poorfaggot all along

>friends join after work at da club for a drink
>take the whole night to drink one
>have fun and dance happily

FUCK OFF

If you're trying to save money just don't drink. I'd rather have one good beer instead of two disgusting beers.

>He's not dirty bulking

Do you even lift?

i know that feel

>character drinks
>no beer bottles filled with piss and cigarette butts

This. A bar is pretty expensive. Dont know about the lot of you but spending 30 bucks every weekend starts to add up.

Just a wage-slave making shit money.

>one blueberry flavoured lager my good sir.

>he thinks millenials buying craft beers aren't poor
>he thinks only poor people care about saving money
gonna be funny when you're 65 with 0 savings.

>t-they're poor too!
>a-and you're poor too!

>character drinks a lot of alcohol
>doesnt spend the entire next day on the toilet
with violent diarrhoea

completely ruins my suspension of disbelief

65 is hilarious regardless of how much money you have

>buy a six pack of dark lagers with 10% alcohol content for 11.99
>your retarded hick neighbor pays 9.99 for a 12 pack of PBR at 4.74%
>he ingests literally twice as many calories of shittier tasting beer in order to get as drunk as you can at a relaxed pace
>he laughs at you for "not being economical like" and shows you the Slim Jim he bought with the two dollars he saved

>character drinks vodka
>its not Vanilla flavored vodka

This is what normal people do. You should seriously look into, I dunno, an AA meeting. Fucking moron.

again
>saving money means you're poor
Not really, but spending money you don't have will make you poor for certain.

have sex.

>Character doesn't order a martini glass full of soy milk and some avocado toast

this x1000

i dont get the avocado toast meme
avocados are based as fuck

>character doesn't use alcohol enemas to get fucked up

Thanks for invaluable teenage revelation, user.
>getting assblasted about others preferring differently priced products
>sperg baselessly about them being poor and dumb and bad with money
That's a telltale sign of a poorfaggot.

He's so poor he thinks rich people have this problem

>character gets drunk off budweiser and tequila with his normie friends
>doesnt start to reveal his power levels but then stops himself after 5 minutes of going off about how much he hates the faggots on Cred Forums
completely unrealistic

>>your retarded hick neighbor pays 9.99 for a 12 pack of PBR at 4.74%
Spotted the cityfag. No one outside of smelly hipsters drink PBR nowadays. Red neck hicks are buying dirty thirties of Busch for $15.

>look, ma
>i'm being economically practical

>not just getting drunk off of malt liquor

>Gimme another one
>I thought you were resistant to poiso-
>GIMME ANOTHER ONE

Y-yeah s-same here

>9.99 for a 12 pack of PBR
wtf shitty universe do you live in?
a 12 of tallboy 18oz PBR will run you 5 or shit bucks

>character doesn't drink searching for some type of escape from his meaningless insufferable existence but it only becomes more poignant the more he drinks

> character doesn't get blackout dunk and piss in his little brothers hermit crab cage
>character doesn't make up some shit and have his little brother clean it with his bare hands
> character doesn't drunkenly tell him about it 9 years later while laughing his ass off

why does pepe have cum drops on his head?

30 per night is predrinks what are you on about? feel free to be scrooge mcduck m8 retiring when you're 50 when nobody will want to hang out with you and you're old

Ahaha americans and alcohol, on balkans you would all be feather weights

heh. I pissed into a friend's pile of clothes 10 years ago after a night of drinking. Had no idea. Thought it was pretty funny when he told me about it

My nigga, king cobra 40s are the shit

This might habe been true 20 years ago but now Americans are working with a generation of pain pills mixed with alcohol. Slavs can't fuck with the tolerance.

i prefer the high gravity olde english 40oz malt liqour myself
much better taste

Yugos can't drink for shit, Pavle.

>2015+3
>not being bloated a fuck

10$ for a 12 pack of pbr is pretty standard, you Canadian or something?

This is the white trash 40oz
It's the we are so gangster we don't have to pretend to be niggers 40oz

im from virginia

>user changes name to a symbol

wtf are you talking about?
this shit is for children
it literally has little puzzles to solve under every cap

>being proud of your pseudo-drug society
im european and i look down upon you, you're all depressed

>character goes to a rave
>full of scantily clad 9/10s rubbing their bodies together instead of gurning cunts in tracksuits

>pseudo-drug
Mate, Europe has a huge actual-drug society
Coke and MDMA are more popular than ever

They used to have funny definitions.

dictate - your mom says my dictate like cherry lolipops

init bruv

i havent had a mickeys in so long
went through a mickeys stint years ago

>>full of scantily clad 9/10s rubbing their bodies together instead of gurning cunts in tracksuits
thats what its like here in america
weird thing is that the hottest girls go to events and festivals but then everywhere else in life they are nowhere to be found
like where do these sexy hoes come from? where do they go?

>character drinks beer at all
>not straight hard liquor in an attempt to fight off the depression

>it's a user finds 12 bottles of cider and smirnoff in a dumpster episode

>he thinks alcohol is an expensive addiction
My prior heroin addiction scoffs at you. Try spending $150-$200/day on dope and tell me booze is an expensive habit.

cotton eye joe

>LMAAAOOOO 10 YEARS AND I'M DEDDDD

fuck. that's depressing.

cuz it's illegal

alcohol costs like 35-50 dollars for 22 standards here which racks up if you're an addict

>drinking beer to get drunk
Liquor is superior. This brand of Arak is about 12$
Please note, I'm not Arab, I just like liquorice

Shitty state colleges my dude.

>ten beers is alcoholism
You know nothing

maybe in an hour or two

drinking crappy beer is the new hipster meme. it's soy to drink pbr even tho you can afford better because you're virtue signalling that you're a manly man. just like it's soy to have a beard and hitler youth haircut, it's meme masculinity

>30 dollars a weekend adds up

Son I make 40 dollars an hour and I've got an intro level job in my career, 3 years out of college. I make that much before even show up for work on any given day since I show up to the office around 9:30 am and my day supposedly starts at 8am.

>character and roommate drink ~20 beers each
>they don't both break into their neighbors' dorm room, play Hitomi Tanaka flicks on the big screen, and cum all over their floor and beds

Why even watch movies anymore

glad somebody caught that

>beer
>economically practical
There's a reason why hardcore alcoholics rack up on liquor, you know. The only alcoholics that would be dumb enough to have a fridge full of beer are frat boys with money to waste.

>pissing into clothes hamper

HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS

W-why does the edit look better..?

>ten beers in the span of one or two hours is alcoholism
You still know nothing

>comparing recreational drug use with popping benzos every day
ISHYGDDT

>it's an user's hangovers now include his arms and hands falling asleep and a really intense bout of loneliness episode
I hate those episodes.

F-fucking delete this

Me too and nobody pays $5 for PBR 12 packs unless half of them are empties

>European cocaine
As an American, I feel sorry for you guys. I can only imagine how shit your coke must be in comparison to ours.

seriously the most expensive pbr around be me 7.99 at 711
its a matter of where you get your shit

>Cred Forums is filled with faggot hipsters who unironically drink PBR
Why am I not surprised?

nobody here drinks pbr we are just talking about it
and even if we did wtf is the problem
your bullshit doesnt even make sense
>hur dur hitpsters dont drink cheap beer they only drink local soy flavored mirco brews
>hur dur and they drink pbr too
shut the fuck up faggot

>character drinks a beer without uncontrolably going on a 6-month vodka bender

real man's drink right here

>Cred Forums's now pretending it's not full of raging alcoholics
I guess it's underage hour.

>main character wakes up after a night of drinking and doesn't shit a pile of grease and throw up bloody bile
can't relate desu

I drank 2 bottles of wine in 4 hours. Is that bad?

depends on what kind of wine lel

I don't know a single hipster that drinks PBR
That trend ended 2-3 years ago

this
every hipster I know drinks fagunitas

pretty blacks with bright colored eyes look good.

It was 12% faggy rose lol.

i also finished off the last slivers of vodka and rum from previous sessions as well kek

>character has a bite of toast and a sip of coffee for breakfast

I drink PBR, I love the taste unironically

i fucks with pino greeeg
when i want to get fancy i drink prosecco
but when im getting white girl wasted with white girls i buy us all moscato
or if were taking that up a notch we get white zinfendel

prosecco, moscato and white zinfendel are probably the girliest whines there are

I love nigger beer.
Niggers love Jew beer.
What beer does the kike like?

disgusting swill moscato is

last I checked, it aint against the law to vomit all over clubsluts, it's not a certified hobby either though, not yet

I use to love drinking red but I always tended to get sick, have terrible hangovers and have black tarry shits.

i start to like the taste only after the third one
hell the same goes for almost any drink
i used to be a regular at a bar and on someday i wouldnt have much money other than for a tip for my bar tenders would just give me free tallboys all night
pbr taste even better when its free lol

>character wakes up hungover
>isn't completely fucking incapacitated for about 24 hours
>the ill effects vanish after about 10 minutes

i've had hangovers lasting around 48 hours

I really don't want to know how much you drank and for how long

maybe some of the hangover was vitamin and mineral deficiency? you should try hydro-lite or whatever it is that helps with hangovers

white zinfendel and moscato leaves a film in my mouth
so fucking syrupy and sugary sweet
gets you fucked up tho, girls really do seem to love it
women tend to go for prosecco or whites in general
thats the next level patrician wines
i dont really like reds, i see them as more of a food stuff and getting drunk off of them isnt ideal

user...I go through my first beer in about 2 minutes.

10 beers in an hour is quite a pace though user

I hate carbonated drinks so that would be my idea of a nightmare

Well, up until the 6th or 7th and some time for the alcohol to kick in

jameson > all the other faggy shit ITT

ascend to my elevation niggers

>character has a sip of cider
>doesn't immediately black out and wake up hearing about how he messaged every girl in his social media about their feet

Alcoholism is the ultimate brainlet addiction. inb4 what about Hemingway and such. It was a different time.

I'm an alchy that is currently drying out and that looks fuckin gross.

You have shit tier taste in blended whisky.

Drinking locally brewed Craft Beer is actually a really good choice, though.

i finish a beer every 10 to 15 minutes when im at full steam
but indeed, the first one always goes down in less than 5

>tfw you start drinking and wake up a month later to find you you've been living life blackout for the past few weeks
>tfw youre scared shitless and think for a second you need to change your life choices, but then find out your stock portfolio is up due to trades made during that period and you've lost weight because you did nonstop cardio for some reason.

>character smokes weed
>you never see them sitting around sober realizing if they just stopped they could be happy without it and probably have enough money to follow their dreams and then lighting up another

That you smirnoff bro?

>wake up after the night of drinking
>check phone
>texted the exes again

every fucking time

jameson isnt shit, stop being an elitist

most likely food deficiency, i'd just had a 9-hour morning shift on new year's eve after which i stayed awake drinking until around 6-7am, not really eating anything.

everything from white and red wine, to beer and liquors of all sorts. fucking awful

>people unironically enjoy IPA's
Absolute fucking pleb tier subhumanss.

Sake

Oh don't get me wrong, love a shot of chilled Jameson at a bar. Just far superior whiskeys and bourbon out there.

>talks about superior whisky
>loves chilled whisky

What a fucking faggot you are

>Character only pretends to like beer

Prefer the OE 40oz but they give me awful hangover compared to regular beer

is it even possible to lose that much time? Surely you woke up sober at some point.

kek

>character sips whisky or other high-proof liquor without shivering and making funny faces afterwards

I said a shot faggot. Because that's all its good for. It sucks for sipping and you know it.

Whats wrong with that, I'm not a breakfast guy

Jameson is good. Too bad about it being a bit dear for the mo'.

>£23 for 70cl fuck off Ireland the famine is over.

you said a chilled shot faggot

isnt this just /ck/ pasta

>character drinks an entire bottle of whiskey without getting drunk

>audience
>BEER FAWWK YEH
>everyone cheers

Any /stumbras/ bros here?
I don't drink anything but it.

watching Banshee where Hood slams couple of double shots of Jameson in a row without even flinching always made me feel weird

Alchohol in all honesty is terrible for you though, and tastes godaweful too unless its drowned in other flavors to hide the bitterness

My two favorite beers are Indian pale ale and IPA.

>yea ill have a shot of whiskey
>chilled please

think it's from an xkcd comic

>tfw 22 years old and been drinking for three years and still never had a hangover
>tfw still only drink beer because I don't know what to do with liquor besides rum and coke and margaritas

straight with a drop of water bro

>Drink Wednesday, Friday and Saturday alone
>Playing vidya, listening to music and playing with my synthesizer

I tell ya. Best three days of the week. So cosy. Drinking alone is the patricians way. Non other retards acting drunk around you to ruin the fun.

all these soys drinking wine and beers like bugmen sissies the one and only patrician drink is the cheap whiskey that comes in a plastic fith which is drank meet while watching fox news

who here /bellstwohearted/?

>half and half

Hangovers get worse with age. Until about 24 I could bounce back without no problem. Around 27, they become two day affairs.
>implying you stop drinking

>tfw 22 years old and been drinking for three years and still never had a hangover

There is no face for this, it's called being normal.

this is the truth

if you want to feel hungover you should drink bourbon, and a lot of it

What are those strange numbers and runes

Murica is stupid poo heads

bourbon is the most disgusting meme whiskey there is
i still drink it when offered tho

You shut your mouth, men are talking.

Guinness.

well i didn't say it had a good taste, just that if you want to have a hangover you should drink it because of the high amount of congeners

Any Eurofags here?

Rec me some beers

>no pale ales
>no IPASHITS
>no whitebois
>no fruity soyshit

So far the best beer I've ever tasted was St Bernardus Abbey.

Bourbon is like the default booze.

To really loathe existence you must drink gin or to a lesser extent, tequila

when you finish the last of the booze and you remember soy sauce and vanilla essence has ethanol in it

Delet this

dunno just go suck some more dick or something

...

Gin is quite possibly the worst tasting hard stuff. It's just horrible, pure laudanum.

>Character doesn't do this everyday while being sober and living the majority of his life in a fantasy world

rude?

#TRIGGERED
bourbon is objectively trash
the worst whiskey type.

Belhaven Best if they have it your cunt. It's muh favourite ale.

bourbon contains 8 times more congeners than gin, and only shitty tequila (i.e. tequila that's 90% vodka) gives you hangover

Lmaoing at the alcoholics in this thread that probably shit on weed. Go to the /ck/ threads if you really wanna see some DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO stories, shit is sickening.

I swallow an Excedrin with a big gulp of water, go back to bed, and an hour later my hangover is like 90% gone.

I used to get hangovers real easy and always very nauseous.

Ever since I started drinking my vodka mixed with water and a little bit of dilute juice, I can clear 20 drinks and wake up feeling normal.

>durp rec me some beer
>no beer tho

gin and tequila are too delicious bourbon deprives you of all feeling except a warm throat to remind you that your still alive

>bourbon is the most disgusting meme whiskey there is
you wanna get slapped ya sissy

We used to mix gin and Mountain Dew and call it Pine Sol and carry it around in a big 2 liter bottle getting wasted on the streets

>IPAfags getting buttflustered

your beer is shit and you should feel like shit

is that you mojo nixon

vanilla extract has an alcohol by volume content of like 30%
only problem is that it's the most bitter substance on earth

alcohol is good because you know you're fucking your body when you drink it, weed you can get cooked as a goose but the next day you don't feel like dying so you can rinse and repeat

Any Michigan bros? I've learned that Captain and Vernors is God tier.

>tfw no lucozade in my country

youtube.com/watch?v=HUAMj-1AuKY

At least drink Rhye. Bourbon is sweet because its for pussies. Rhye has a spice to it because its for men.

This. Bourbons are trash. Jameson shits on any bourbon.

where 2 cop some absinthe

that's why you mix it with the salty soy sauce user

vernors is god tier ginger ale all the Chicago soys recoil at its slippery goodness

Plural? Don’t lie to me user.

im not "buttflustered"
im just noting that you sound childish and faggotronic

>Character orders a beer, leaves a dollar tip

Fuck bartenders tbqh

just make some at home, stores are only allowed to sell the weak shit

>character arrives at a bar, meets someone
>orders a drink
>has a super short conversation that consists of maybe two sentences, turns around and leaves
>drink untouched

this triggers me more than anything

i do ginger ale and whiskey

MOTHER FUCKING GINGER ALE AND RHYE WHISKEY IS A GOD SEND
TRY THAT SHIT MY FRIENDS, ITS AMAZING

...

>character drinks a "beer"
>it's some supermarket pisswater like Budweiser or Coors
Ok

>when someone takes your good whiskey and mixes it with coke

if the beer you drink doesn't taste at least "OK" to you the first sip and then delicious by your second or third can then you just haven't found the beer for you yet

>Bourbon is sweet because its for pussies
I bet I will still be more drunk than you at the end of the night, fag.

>>people unironically have strong opinions about which gut poison is best

>character drinks on monday morning but it's ok because it's a pwesidents day

>set up long tab for the night
>tip bartenders for two drinks worth
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

...

>character orders beer
>only leaves tip without paying for beer
or alternatively, this has also happened to be
>character orders a $40 round of drinks
>pays in cash
>bartender takes that $40 and just dumps it all in the tip jar
not even mad at her for doing that lol

>set up long tab for the night
>never pay

mixing whiskey with coca cola is another shit meme
ginger ale or die you motherfucks, im trying to help you

>character is drinking with friends
>they aren't mixing everything they find like Kool-aid, Crystal Lite, and tequila

>he doesn't drink at hotel bars and tell them to charge it to room ____
user, you need to live life to its fullest.

>now let me tell you about the jew

>hes actually drinking bourbon shit right now
no wonder youre so butthurt and triggered
you drink bitch whiskey, get over it and enjoy your girly liqour

kek, this

if you can't outdrink 'em, outdrunk 'em

>bragging about how much money you make on a chinese cartoon image board

>they don't drink a nice glass of beer every other day at dinner
What the fuck

what a handsome cat

>character gets drunk
>doesn't cause a scene at dinner and beat his wife in front of the kids

>character is an alcoholic and can't drink anymore
>considers becoming a pothead

pic related is damn good, also during wintertime i would recommend sam adams winter lager.

>character drinks beer
>it's Pabst Blue Ribbon

going green IS staying clean
i wish more people understood this

I just chugged a Gatorade before bed. Seemed to help. Didn’t feel as dried out the next day anyway.

replacing one drug for another is not going clean user

If you've never fallen into an alcohol coma then you're not a real alcoholic

i prefer Dark Lord during winter

weed is as much of a drug as coffee or sugar, user
cmon grow up

that stuffs tasty but too expensive, even at the grocery store. I drink hamms $13 for a 30 pack

>alcohol ruins alcoholics liver
>wants them to smoke pot and ruin their brains as well

yea i only get it on occasion but its the only IPA worth trying, my opinion
its the only IPA i drink now

Maybe the shit bud you get user

Who here /brass monkey/?

Those are the same thing, dipshit.

friendly reminder that weed is degenerate and that that stigma will follow you forever

when in doubt drink stouts

>Female approaches man at the bar
>Immersion completely broken

Where the fuck are you getting 30 bombs for $15? They're like $25 for me.

a dozen silver bullets never did anybody wrong, you take that back!

>pot ruins your brain
yea if youre already stupid it will make you act stupid
if youre smart if will make you feel like a normie
why do some potheads always take a step back with the cause by being faggots like this
weed would be more accepted in society if you saw more regular people be vocal about it as opposed to just fuckboys like you LOL

...

And you shouldn’t consume coffee and sugar, either. What point are you trying to make?

oh you child :)

based

>ywn get Coors Light 30 packs for $15 again
I remember those days.

the effects of coffee and sugar is reversible

you sound like a lot of fun
why are you even in this thread?
>hur my health
>posts in drinking thread
kys fag

Who cheap but decent gin here?

pilsner urquell (czech) and augustiner (german) are very drinkable.

Then you must be an insane lightweight, all the guys I have met that say shit like this barely drink at all. They drink like 3-4 beers/ciders and then like 1-2 shots and somehow think thats a lot. Its like the guys that claim fast metabolism.

Maybe have a proper stance on it instead of saying it's like sugar and people might actually take you seriously you fucking moronic cunt.

You don't get high off sugar, maybe if you had one or two less bong hits today you'd actually think before posting

Forgot pic

>smokes weed
>is never the same
yea it actually makes you a better person t.b.h.

I drank urquell once, good but nothing memorable.

>hangovers
I'm 30 and still not had one like people describe. I feel a bit woozy the next morning but it typically goes if I eat.

I think the trick is that I drink nothing but straight liquor and water and everyone else drinks shitloads of sugar or calories in beer

>weed would be more accepted in society if you saw more regular people be vocal about it
you mean like how people treat smokers

yep anyone who has binged and drank until they puked is going to have a hangover and age has nothing to do with it

some people actually know what limits are and don't drink to get fucked up though

How old are you user? I used to be pretty chill in hangover recovery as well, but as I've been getting older they've been lasting longer.

drink bourbon or brandy

you sound like a miserable loser who doesnt actually know what hes talking about
youre focusing on sugar because it fits your narrative while completely ignoring the point i was trying to make with comparing it to coffee
its ok dude you have a shit life, dont smoke weed

PABST! BLUE! RIBBONNNNNNN!!

pre-positioning bottled water, aspirin/Excedrin, gatorade bedside before you start drinking is the god-tier way to operate

I drink whiskey and vodka normally. I have drank plenty of both.

how much water do you drink? I drink at least two quarts if I even have one drink

Based

Cigarettes are actually bad for you though

>character is supposed to be poor and jobless
>goes to bars instead of drinking 1€ boxed wine

Go smash another cone user, you are the one who brought up sugar right here in this post, not me you pathetic, pathetic pot head

>OI FOOK YOU AND FOOK YER SUGAR WEED
dude just go get drunk already, stop talking to me

you're gonna die before you can use those stock gains bro

$30 a weekend? Hah.

I pay $5-10 a night on covers, $20-$40 a night at the bar on drinks, and $30 for a bottle to pregame for the weekend. Also we usually buy some coke. I easily spend a couple hundred a weekend.

hello underage. the rest of us are able to go to the store and purchase what we want

fucking normie redditor

just as bad as marijuana

"weed is as much of a drug as coffee or sugar" - a pathetic pothead who smoked too much today

>Female only approached the man because she's a manipulative bitch who wanted something from him
>Immersion restored

gin is the worst tasting substance in existence

>It's a user has a shot of vodka then another and another and another and before he knows it he spent 1000 dollars on escorts episode

Yeah but saying you are an experienced drinker and that you have never had a hangover is kinda dishonest. Of course you wont get a hangover if you barely drink.

>Having a Savings account
>Not just keeping at least 10k in checking with the rest invested in passive income streams

Stay poor

I like the bitter taste of gin and tonic I can't help it.

>hur alcohol doesnt make you a stupider piece of shit like weed does
>dur alcohol is actually better for your health
>durp *chokes on spit* hur weed affects your brain *sharts* while alchole literally effects every system in your body and the damage done is irreperable
>*gets acid thrown in his face by sanjaay* weed is bad for you

If you know your limits you can avoid it easily, experienced drinkers can ride that buzz pretty darn well and the young body deals well with the alcohol.

People who binge are different, they know their limit and they go over it on purpose

>character drinks beer
>he drinks it because he genuinely likes it for some reason and not because of peer pressure

>it's another user passes out and his friends have to go through the five contacts in his phone to call his mommie to go pick him up

We buy the alcohol then mix it with random shit fag

My man

>things I never said
>Something you actually said

>she's just looking for a new sucker and her man is fighting off Taliban as they speak, she'll have his apartment cleared out by the time he returns home

I love the new realism in Hollywood movies

>tfw unironically was slowly moving towards being becoming a part of al/ck/ for 4 years
>stopped and got help last year because I didn't want my life to end, still occasional drink with mates but no more drinking alone every night in my room
>had a relapse due to lots of social drinking round the holidays + winter depression
>start to feel terrible when sober during the day which had never happened before, big wakeup call

Currently sober and feel like a sad sack of shit but I think I'm gonna make it boys

>character drinks anything other than spirits or chuhai

>character gets drunk with his friends
>doesn't cut all contact with them for weeks afterwards due to anxiety and regrets

Exactly, I just got triggered because the chances of not binging even once when you are that age is kinda slim. Unless dude is some fedora tipper drinking wine at home or some shit.

tanqueray is my go to liquor

but it mixes well with citrus

its what youre implying, nigel thornberry
its like im talking to a child
but hey youre an alcoholic so im half right about that :^)

>character smokes weed
>doesn't lose voice or have it be really raspy

>implying

A fellow Overlord fan I see

>making contact ever again
Immersion ruined
t. haven't gone out in 10 years

admit it, you don't really like beer or at least didn't like it at some point but still drank it often

>hur im not implying that my habit is healthier and better than yours
how stupid are you? that alcohol really seeped in your brain dude

is this kino?

You're funny

>the holidays + winter depression
This happened to me too.
I had about $2-300 saved up from my job.
Days started getting shorter plus christmas faggotry kicked in. Started getting black out drunk every day to deal with. Can't deal with it.
Fuck winter and fuck Christmas.

Well done man, I could drink every night honest but I've got it down to just Saturdays.
Good choice, I like that too and Bombay.

Eh, depends how much you've drank and how long you slept. I've gone through half a bottle of vodka and woke up mostly fine the next day, but I drank a whole 1.5 liter bottle of wine and been miserable the whole day after because I woke up in the middle of the night still drunk.

>faggots bitching over weed vs alcohol
>not enjoying both
Oh wait I forgot a lot of you live in places where it's still illegal.
Sucks to suck I guess.

>Days started getting shorter plus christmas faggotry kicked in. Started getting black out drunk every day to deal with. Can't deal with it.
>Fuck winter and fuck Christmas.
Fucking tell me about it man. I never noticed as much in previous years because I was depressed anyways, but now that I felt good for the first time in years, winter hit me like a bitch.

>I've got it down to just Saturdays.
Good job user, I'm proud of you

>implying all this shit just to be a smug faggot

Regular people dont really need it to be legal. I've smoked since 1990 and never got in any sort of trouble for it.
It's always been pretty legal as long as you don't act like a nigger.

stop spying on me

I've only ever had one hangover that lasted more than a day.
One new year's I guess I went a bit too hard...

It will catch up with you.

I remember being late teens early twenties I could mix anything and become completely blackout and after a quick puke in the morning feel right as rain.

At 26 9 tall boys will leave me physically hung over for a day, and mentally absent for another one,

Go away, Gray

>tfw going through booze withdrawals right now
Being physically dependant sucks. Got the shakes and paranoid as shit and the only medicine is what's causing it.