She has breasts?!

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

My breasts are not as pointy as the first Lara Croft
She has breasts?!
youtube.com/watch?v=S-bJ9NIubuw

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youtube.com/watch?v=q21zEcnoYmA

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

Ser Paddington nice to see you again

David Hall
David Hall

why are we tittyshaming her again?

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

That's why.

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

why is this a problem?

less to get saggy when older

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

This has got to be shopped

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

breasts are not problem, she can have fakes.
THE FACE IS NOWHERE NEAR LARA!

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

Jesus

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

everyone here shit on gal gadot for the same reason when she was casted, everyone on the internet did, now all you faggots masturbate over her

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

You could have left her face unblocked. Wouldn't have made a difference.

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

*over her feet

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

LOOK A THIS DUDE

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

get me Natalie Portman!
she's a crazy feminist now sir
then get me her uglier Swedish boy counterpart!

David Smith
David Smith

thats like 3 guys

William Perry
William Perry

as in they don't point out from her chest ha ha

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

What.

She's still shit.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

Why did HW not cast Emily, ffs who wants to see this 12 year old boy do action scenes.

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

now all you faggots masturbate over her

No user we dont

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

Gal Gadot is too skinny tho

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

Too old.

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

that was justice league. noone cares about your stupid videogame movies /v/

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

dumb shill uses the posts of other dumb shills to make a non-point

I hope you at least get paid.

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

Hollywood homosexuals keep sticking us with sticcs

How do we fix it?

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

She’s cute but has no curves, she need augmentation.

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

33 vs 29 REALLY!!! you ageist shitlord

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

Breastlet washing is NOT OK, user

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

What did you say about me in that thread, user?

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

imagine if she beat you up (sexually)

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

Hollywood casts plain janes because there is nothing women hate more than a woman that's prettier than her.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

She looks like 40.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

she could rub her chest in a small boy's face and it wouldn't be illegal or even untelevisable.

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

we are in peak weimar republic

the jews are going all out with their degeneracy

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

waah waah why can't hollywood put in a stupid bimbo with no acting talent in there so we can jerk off to the movie and objectify women.
I'm glad they cast a sticc for the role, the alt-virgin tears are delicious.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

those babby weights

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Women look like men now
...and that's a good thing

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

why does she look like a druggy? she looks exhausted and tired every time I see her. She strikes me as the type of person that has done unforgivable degenerate sexual favours in order to advance her career.

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

As with every Hollywood movies im left thinking that they think girls decided what to see and drag their boyfriends along.
Who the hell is going to go watch a flat chested, feminist tomb raider film??

No one. There is nothing in it for men or women.

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

""""she"""" has wider shoulders and narrower hips than most men

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

I like thicc. Sorry user.

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

Dye job > tit job.

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

gib feminine benis

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

Yeah cause you need to be a pretty good actor to play some one dimensional character in trashy vidya movie.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Shan't be watching it anyway, Tomb Raider is a dead franchise.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

She would have made a great Lara

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

It took me a couple of seconds to realize that there was an angle on the boat and I thought her shadow was doing something completely different.

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

shit feet < shit boobs

William James
William James

do you really take pleasure from the suffering of others?

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

tfw you have bigger tits than your wife

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

nope

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

well, anything is bigger than nothing

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

One can't help but feel sorry for the Shame actor.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

can't wait for this day. fuck faggot-ass needy pet owners

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

he has a big penis. she must have a teeny-tiny little vag. i guarantee they don't have sex. he's probably a faget. when he submitted to his manager that he should choose vikander as his beard his manager was like "you're pushing it bro"

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

is she standing on a box? or is that dude legit 5'4''?

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

why do you think he's so buff?

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

vagina size has nothing to do with height, just as dicksize has nothing to do with height either

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

Lara runs around in boots the whole time in the Reboot though.

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

t. manlet

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

Oh lord

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

ahahahhaa

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

fassbender is a gay tranny fucker

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

checked

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

and that's a good thing

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

Trannies are straight, bro

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Wow source?

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

Fassbender have patrician taste then.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

I don't care anymore. Tomb raider completely lost me with PG-13.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

Her pelvis seems to be slightly higher than his while she's still shorter so she's either standing on something or she has long ass legs

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

What's the matter, SJW's got you pushing too many agendas?

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

You don't do lat. raises with much weight. DYEL? And women can hardly use anything because they have almost no delts.

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

He's got some nice calves.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

Am I the only one who likes STICC?

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

This body is so unfortunate.

Angel White
Angel White

Under

rated

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

STICC can be very attractive. I probably wouldn't have casted one in this case, but I prefer STICC to the heifers which are often called THICC around this board.

David Adams
David Adams

OHHH NONONONONONONO

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

Stick works for Gal Gadot because at least her face (notice I said face, not skull) looks pretty enough. Vikander is literally a man with a fig, allegedly.

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

my first gf was an anorexic model so now I am programmed to like shoah victims

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

pic related is sticc but she still looks nice and feminine

vikander is an obvious mtf trans

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Poor girl looks like she needs a good night's sleep.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Good lord why is casting attractive women a taboo now?

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

Adam White
Adam White

you only think that's feminine because of the bow and lace on the panties. you fell for the dumbest trick imaginable.

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

She has the bodytype of a twink.
That's okay if I'm in a fag mood, but I like my women to look like women.

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

lol check out the fag swagger on this degenerate

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

AUGMENTATION!!!

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Shut up and give me your cock.

William Flores
William Flores

ok

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Because the point of social justice is to destroy white men, and everything that they hold dear. Even pandering must be destroyed, so it's obvious that the casting for this movie was based on two things:

1. Complete opposite of a sex symbol so no male gaze, but very vague resemblance so they can't say you fucked up the casting because she sorta looks similar but not really
2. Can act (muh oscar) so they can't accuse of hiring a boy for Lara on purpose

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

what the fuck?!

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

It's just a video game movie.

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

I love sticc but I can't get them. Currently just working on getting my gf thin

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

So, no joke, she really is transexual, right?

Ex Machina was all about 'passing' (while being a psycho who wanted to be able to fuck over some beta nerd and have womanly powers) and she also did the other tranny oscar bait

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

that pic is stupid. One is a 3d model the other is an edited pic.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

t. mentally ill millennial virgin

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

ah-bloo-bloo

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

Gal Gadot is DAMN fine

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

She is so Goddamn ugly. I could deal with wonder woman's shit body because she at least has a nice face.

I don't know what's worse, THIS bland butter sandwhich looking idiot or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Jack Price
Jack Price

ah-bloo-bloo

Michael Long
Michael Long

Her face is not that bad.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

What a butterface

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

Dudes do not have a 8 body shape like that

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

I have one exactly like that

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

I do. Got a pussy too.

Luis James
Luis James

This

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

she shouldn't be using her whole body to lift those. Why doesn't her instructor tell her this?

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

too busy staring at her dick and balls in those yoga pants

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

there is no talented woman with bigger than an AAA cup in Hollywood

That is a very sexist thing to say user.

I just don't understand why they went for that retarded haircut.
At least try to make it look like the character that is supposed to be portrayed.

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

Her thighs in the outfit trick me sometimes. But no, Gadot is still shit.

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

Men can't have nice things

David Long
David Long

auschwitz inmate enjoying camp fitness course, 1942, colorized

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

This has to turn on tranny lovers right? But the boxy rib guy isn't cool

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

Pointy? Believe me, that's not the problem here. I mean, unless she's talking specifically about the 1996 game.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

DARKEST TIMELINE

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

What could've been.

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

cute twink

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

sticc is kino but vikander is doing it wrong.

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

She's too talented, she'd have never agreed to it

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

literally me

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

Considering that is the first Lara Croft, that's probably exactly what she's talking about.

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

My point still stands. It would be completely unnatural if her breasts were pointy like that. That's not the point. The point is that her breasts aren't as big as Lara's. Either Lara's. Then again, I don't really care. This is going to be an even bigger flop than the Alexander Skarsgard Tarzan movie.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

she also shouldn't be hammer curling them and then twist at the top.

Owen Green
Owen Green

That's what she should be doing to my Peeknuss.

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

I don't think you understand how origin stories work. You see typically the protagonist in an origin story is relatively young so that an ongoing franchise can be built.

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

Best post ive seen in ages. Thanks user

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Best Lara Croft

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

I think she looks really cute =(

And no I'm not gay I'd pound her vag until my dick bleeds

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

It's not even her body that's the problem. Her face is of a heroin junkie, her head is shaped like that of a stillborn inbred hillbilly. She is fucking repulsive.

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

go back to your containment board faggot

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

absolute travesty of a body

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

everything about this post is perfect.

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

what are you even going on about? Kill yourself

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

you cant edit a 3d model

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

why is her head so fucking massive?

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

I like that type of face it looks trustworthy and earnest, little bit exotic and jewy.

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Who's that?

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

Genova levels of curling.

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

C A S T I Z O F U T U R I SM

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

academy award winner alicia vikander as lara croft

Only reason she got the part.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

The fuck she is lara????????, fucking merchants every fucking time they need to fuck everything up with their scheming plotting and hand wringing

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

I hate hollywood casting ugly boy looking jews as supposedly sexy women

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

It's really not that fucking hard to find women with classic Lara Croft type bodies

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

that's absolutely not true faggot, that's not how origin stories work at all, maybe for some but is not genre defining

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

You had one job casting director. Tomb Raider = TITS. Where are the tits? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TITS.

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

A FUCKING PYRAMID

James Kelly
James Kelly

what the fuck

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

I just watched the trailer. I thought the fight scenes in Atomic Blonde pushed the suspension of disbelief to the limits.

If they don't make Lara vulnerable and getting stealth kills this film will be insufferable.

Woman Woman had super powers, this bitch goes the gym a couple of days a week.

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

What an unflattering photo. She looks like she's 14 and malnutritioned.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

Literally a little boy. Disgusting

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

I mean I like STICC but that's pushing into disgusting territory. She looks cute here though

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

Can act
no one "can act". Films are a collective effort and even the best actor in the world will have his job butchered by incompetent people, and vice versa(nick cage).

Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

She still looked awkward for being so skinny, I was put off by a lot of her early training and fight scenes.

David Allen
David Allen

Chanel Celaya
youtube.com/watch?v=q21zEcnoYmA

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

Shoulders are wider than the hips.

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

I'm only 5'8 and I have a 7" cock. Take the short red head pornstar dolly little for example, she has a huge pussy, bitch has videos of her shoving soda cans up her vagoo

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

Nah I think she has a tardis pussy like Piper perri or angel smalls, she can take it all and have fun with it. That is one of the reasons he married her

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

misogynistic creep spotted

Jace Young
Jace Young

That's a man

Hollywood Jews are at peak propaganda at the moment

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

dfc best c fite me in real life over this isssue

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Kek, they are completely different.

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

no one can understand what you're saying.

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

Better than the one who's currently going to act

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

The Jews are normalizing little boy figures and transsexualism, you moron.

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

clearly a dude

David Martinez
David Martinez

this fucking dude is gonna hang himself

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

I feel bad for her, the ones to blame here were the jew producers

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

shes daft cause she thinks its about the tits. thats how you can instantly tell the movie will be shit. theyll constantly be trying to challenge historical gender norms and fight the male hegemony on hollywood in every fucking scene.

at least we have the best tomb raider movies, they can never take that cheesy shit away from us.

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

/pol/
/x/
/a psychiatrist/

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

Yes my man, there's totally not a mass media shilling event going down for transsexualism and gender neutrality, just like there was for homos.

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

Show some pics faggot

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

Top fucking kek

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

post pics nao

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

/x/
/pol/
/gas chamber/

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

he didn't want to be sexist.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

The Cred Forums equivalent of covering your ears and yelling like a child because you can't deal with something

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Yes my man, putting your head in the sand will totally make it all go away and stop the future of pedophilia acceptance.

But, Cred Forums likes little kids, right?

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Is there anything more sad than a completely flat woman talking about her "breasts".

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

She was great on Stargate, what happened?

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

Or any of them really

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

what even is the point of the movie? video game graphics have come a long way, the newest games are close enough to not warrant movies anymore. same goes for mortal kombat, last two games were fine, no need for any more movies.

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

Could be.

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

Feels bad.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

$

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

seriously seek help before you snap

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

arguing with a paranoid conspiracy theorist
I might as well slam my head into a brick wall or try to convince him the Earth is round

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

what even is the point of the movie? video game graphics have come a long way, the newest games are close enough to not warrant movies anymore. same goes for mortal kombat, last two games were fine, no need for any more movies.

er I don't think they make adaptations of games because 'the graphics weren't good enough'. thats like saying they adapted the great gatsby because the typeface was fuzzy on the latest print run

Liam King
Liam King

You gonna cry pussboy?

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

Nope

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

jazz?

it's tough, the kid was given hormones for virtue signaling by the parents, now he doesnt have the dick for a surgery and its fat because of hormones

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

owo

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

killing of scared dear?

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

Is she actually a tranny?

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

Kill yourself you dumb fucking retard.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

ys

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

giv puffy sticc pusy

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

It's a video game adaptation, it's guaranteed to be godawful. Why not at least cast an attractive woman? If there's literally no saving it, shouldn't it still serve some kind of purpose?

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

sticc is only good if they are cute and still proportional. Also the younger the better

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

rey is so fucking terrible

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

LOOK AT T- LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

Jesus, she's beefy.

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

Magnificent

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

This is a transgender.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

holy shit

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

tobey maguire ?

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

my breasts aren't as pointy
talking shit about true lara when even reboot lara is way better
Like pottery

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

tardis pussy

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

nothing to do with height
nothing
most bodyparts are proportional to your bodysize, except sex organs?

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

Why do all you conspiracy fags think everyone is a 'genius' like you thinking of over complex schemes? They're giving us the progressive crap we're buying. It's why games all fucking need lackluster feel fests and every super hero movie is just mediocre action movie x now with better slo mo and explosions

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

propaganda only exists when russia does it (but not anything related to ww2)

Eli Green
Eli Green

They're giving us the progressive crap we're buying.
are we? are we buying titles that had already made their name/worth and then it is forced in to an already built audience?

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