My breasts are not as pointy as the first Lara Croft

> My breasts are not as pointy as the first Lara Croft
She has breasts?!
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Ser Paddington nice to see you again

why are we tittyshaming her again?

That's why.

why is this a problem?

less to get saggy when older

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This has got to be shopped

breasts are not problem, she can have fakes.
THE FACE IS NOWHERE NEAR LARA!

Jesus

everyone here shit on gal gadot for the same reason when she was casted, everyone on the internet did, now all you faggots masturbate over her

You could have left her face unblocked. Wouldn't have made a difference.

*over her feet

LOOK A THIS DUDE

>get me Natalie Portman!
>she's a crazy feminist now sir
>then get me her uglier Swedish boy counterpart!

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thats like 3 guys

as in they don't point out from her chest ha ha

What.

She's still shit.

Why did HW not cast Emily, ffs who wants to see this 12 year old boy do action scenes.

>now all you faggots masturbate over her

No user we dont

Gal Gadot is too skinny tho

Too old.

that was justice league. noone cares about your stupid videogame movies Cred Forums

>dumb shill uses the posts of other dumb shills to make a non-point

I hope you at least get paid.

>Hollywood homosexuals keep sticking us with sticcs

How do we fix it?

She’s cute but has no curves, she need augmentation.

33 vs 29 REALLY!!! you ageist shitlord

Breastlet washing is NOT OK, user

> What did you say about me in that thread, user?

imagine if she beat you up (sexually)

Hollywood casts plain janes because there is nothing women hate more than a woman that's prettier than her.

She looks like 40.

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she could rub her chest in a small boy's face and it wouldn't be illegal or even untelevisable.

we are in peak weimar republic

the jews are going all out with their degeneracy

>waah waah why can't hollywood put in a stupid bimbo with no acting talent in there so we can jerk off to the movie and objectify women.
I'm glad they cast a sticc for the role, the alt-virgin tears are delicious.

>those babby weights

Women look like men now
...and that's a good thing

why does she look like a druggy? she looks exhausted and tired every time I see her. She strikes me as the type of person that has done unforgivable degenerate sexual favours in order to advance her career.

As with every Hollywood movies im left thinking that they think girls decided what to see and drag their boyfriends along.
Who the hell is going to go watch a flat chested, feminist tomb raider film??

No one. There is nothing in it for men or women.

""""she"""" has wider shoulders and narrower hips than most men

I like thicc. Sorry user.

Dye job > tit job.

gib feminine benis

Yeah cause you need to be a pretty good actor to play some one dimensional character in trashy vidya movie.

Shan't be watching it anyway, Tomb Raider is a dead franchise.

She would have made a great Lara

It took me a couple of seconds to realize that there was an angle on the boat and I thought her shadow was doing something completely different.

shit feet < shit boobs

do you really take pleasure from the suffering of others?

>tfw you have bigger tits than your wife

nope

well, anything is bigger than nothing

One can't help but feel sorry for the Shame actor.

can't wait for this day. fuck faggot-ass needy pet owners

he has a big penis. she must have a teeny-tiny little vag. i guarantee they don't have sex. he's probably a faget. when he submitted to his manager that he should choose vikander as his beard his manager was like "you're pushing it bro"

is she standing on a box? or is that dude legit 5'4''?

why do you think he's so buff?

vagina size has nothing to do with height, just as dicksize has nothing to do with height either

Lara runs around in boots the whole time in the Reboot though.

t. manlet

Oh lord

ahahahhaa

fassbender is a gay tranny fucker

checked

and that's a good thing

Trannies are straight, bro

Wow source?

Fassbender have patrician taste then.

I don't care anymore. Tomb raider completely lost me with PG-13.

Her pelvis seems to be slightly higher than his while she's still shorter so she's either standing on something or she has long ass legs

>What's the matter, SJW's got you pushing too many agendas?

You don't do lat. raises with much weight. DYEL? And women can hardly use anything because they have almost no delts.

He's got some nice calves.

Am I the only one who likes STICC?

This body is so unfortunate.

Under

rated

STICC can be very attractive. I probably wouldn't have casted one in this case, but I prefer STICC to the heifers which are often called THICC around this board.

OHHH NONONONONONONO

Stick works for Gal Gadot because at least her face (notice I said face, not skull) looks pretty enough. Vikander is literally a man with a fig, allegedly.

my first gf was an anorexic model so now I am programmed to like shoah victims

pic related is sticc but she still looks nice and feminine

vikander is an obvious mtf trans

Poor girl looks like she needs a good night's sleep.

Good lord why is casting attractive women a taboo now?

T H I C C
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you only think that's feminine because of the bow and lace on the panties. you fell for the dumbest trick imaginable.

She has the bodytype of a twink.
That's okay if I'm in a fag mood, but I like my women to look like women.

lol check out the fag swagger on this degenerate

AUGMENTATION!!!

Shut up and give me your cock.

ok

Because the point of social justice is to destroy white men, and everything that they hold dear. Even pandering must be destroyed, so it's obvious that the casting for this movie was based on two things:

1. Complete opposite of a sex symbol so no male gaze, but very vague resemblance so they can't say you fucked up the casting because she sorta looks similar but not really
2. Can act (muh oscar) so they can't accuse of hiring a boy for Lara on purpose

what the fuck?!

It's just a video game movie.

I love sticc but I can't get them. Currently just working on getting my gf thin

So, no joke, she really is transexual, right?

Ex Machina was all about 'passing' (while being a psycho who wanted to be able to fuck over some beta nerd and have womanly powers) and she also did the other tranny oscar bait

that pic is stupid. One is a 3d model the other is an edited pic.

t. mentally ill millennial virgin

ah-bloo-bloo

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Gal Gadot is DAMN fine

She is so Goddamn ugly. I could deal with wonder woman's shit body because she at least has a nice face.

I don't know what's worse, THIS bland butter sandwhich looking idiot or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

ah-bloo-bloo

Her face is not that bad.

What a butterface

Dudes do not have a 8 body shape like that

I have one exactly like that

I do. Got a pussy too.

This

she shouldn't be using her whole body to lift those. Why doesn't her instructor tell her this?

too busy staring at her dick and balls in those yoga pants

>there is no talented woman with bigger than an AAA cup in Hollywood

That is a very sexist thing to say user.

I just don't understand why they went for that retarded haircut.
At least try to make it look like the character that is supposed to be portrayed.

Her thighs in the outfit trick me sometimes. But no, Gadot is still shit.

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

Men can't have nice things

>auschwitz inmate enjoying camp fitness course, 1942, colorized

This has to turn on tranny lovers right? But the boxy rib guy isn't cool

Pointy? Believe me, that's not the problem here. I mean, unless she's talking specifically about the 1996 game.

DARKEST TIMELINE

What could've been.

cute twink

sticc is kino but vikander is doing it wrong.

She's too talented, she'd have never agreed to it

literally me

Considering that is the first Lara Croft, that's probably exactly what she's talking about.

My point still stands. It would be completely unnatural if her breasts were pointy like that. That's not the point. The point is that her breasts aren't as big as Lara's. Either Lara's. Then again, I don't really care. This is going to be an even bigger flop than the Alexander Skarsgard Tarzan movie.

she also shouldn't be hammer curling them and then twist at the top.

That's what she should be doing to my Peeknuss.

I don't think you understand how origin stories work. You see typically the protagonist in an origin story is relatively young so that an ongoing franchise can be built.

Best post ive seen in ages. Thanks user

Best Lara Croft

I think she looks really cute =(

And no I'm not gay I'd pound her vag until my dick bleeds

It's not even her body that's the problem. Her face is of a heroin junkie, her head is shaped like that of a stillborn inbred hillbilly. She is fucking repulsive.

go back to your containment board faggot

absolute travesty of a body

everything about this post is perfect.

what are you even going on about? Kill yourself

>you cant edit a 3d model

why is her head so fucking massive?

I like that type of face it looks trustworthy and earnest, little bit exotic and jewy.

Who's that?

Genova levels of curling.

C A S T I Z O F U T U R I SM

>academy award winner alicia vikander as lara croft

Only reason she got the part.

The fuck she is lara????????, fucking merchants every fucking time they need to fuck everything up with their scheming plotting and hand wringing

I hate hollywood casting ugly boy looking jews as supposedly sexy women

It's really not that fucking hard to find women with classic Lara Croft type bodies

that's absolutely not true faggot, that's not how origin stories work at all, maybe for some but is not genre defining

You had one job casting director. Tomb Raider = TITS. Where are the tits? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TITS.

A FUCKING PYRAMID

what the fuck

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I just watched the trailer. I thought the fight scenes in Atomic Blonde pushed the suspension of disbelief to the limits.

If they don't make Lara vulnerable and getting stealth kills this film will be insufferable.

Woman Woman had super powers, this bitch goes the gym a couple of days a week.

What an unflattering photo. She looks like she's 14 and malnutritioned.

Literally a little boy. Disgusting

I mean I like STICC but that's pushing into disgusting territory. She looks cute here though

>Can act
no one "can act". Films are a collective effort and even the best actor in the world will have his job butchered by incompetent people, and vice versa(nick cage).

She still looked awkward for being so skinny, I was put off by a lot of her early training and fight scenes.

Chanel Celaya
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Shoulders are wider than the hips.

I'm only 5'8 and I have a 7" cock. Take the short red head pornstar dolly little for example, she has a huge pussy, bitch has videos of her shoving soda cans up her vagoo

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Nah I think she has a tardis pussy like Piper perri or angel smalls, she can take it all and have fun with it. That is one of the reasons he married her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

misogynistic creep spotted

That's a man

Hollywood Jews are at peak propaganda at the moment

dfc best c fite me in real life over this isssue

Kek, they are completely different.

no one can understand what you're saying.

Better than the one who's currently going to act

The Jews are normalizing little boy figures and transsexualism, you moron.

clearly a dude

this fucking dude is gonna hang himself

I feel bad for her, the ones to blame here were the jew producers

shes daft cause she thinks its about the tits. thats how you can instantly tell the movie will be shit. theyll constantly be trying to challenge historical gender norms and fight the male hegemony on hollywood in every fucking scene.


at least we have the best tomb raider movies, they can never take that cheesy shit away from us.

>>>/a psychiatrist/

Yes my man, there's totally not a mass media shilling event going down for transsexualism and gender neutrality, just like there was for homos.

Show some pics faggot

Top fucking kek

post pics nao

>>>/gas chamber/

he didn't want to be sexist.

The Cred Forums equivalent of covering your ears and yelling like a child because you can't deal with something

Yes my man, putting your head in the sand will totally make it all go away and stop the future of pedophilia acceptance.

But, Cred Forums likes little kids, right?

Is there anything more sad than a completely flat woman talking about her "breasts".

She was great on Stargate, what happened?

Or any of them really

what even is the point of the movie? video game graphics have come a long way, the newest games are close enough to not warrant movies anymore. same goes for mortal kombat, last two games were fine, no need for any more movies.

Could be.

Feels bad.

$

seriously seek help before you snap

>arguing with a paranoid conspiracy theorist
I might as well slam my head into a brick wall or try to convince him the Earth is round

>what even is the point of the movie? video game graphics have come a long way, the newest games are close enough to not warrant movies anymore. same goes for mortal kombat, last two games were fine, no need for any more movies.

er I don't think they make adaptations of games because 'the graphics weren't good enough'. thats like saying they adapted the great gatsby because the typeface was fuzzy on the latest print run

You gonna cry pussboy?

Nope

jazz?

it's tough, the kid was given hormones for virtue signaling by the parents, now he doesnt have the dick for a surgery and its fat because of hormones

owo

killing of scared dear?

Is she actually a tranny?

Kill yourself you dumb fucking retard.

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giv puffy sticc pusy

It's a video game adaptation, it's guaranteed to be godawful. Why not at least cast an attractive woman? If there's literally no saving it, shouldn't it still serve some kind of purpose?

sticc is only good if they are cute and still proportional. Also the younger the better

rey is so fucking terrible

LOOK AT T- LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Jesus, she's beefy.

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Magnificent

This is a transgender.

holy shit

tobey maguire ?

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

>my breasts aren't as pointy
>talking shit about true lara when even reboot lara is way better
Like pottery

>tardis pussy

>nothing to do with height
>nothing
most bodyparts are proportional to your bodysize, except sex organs?

Why do all you conspiracy fags think everyone is a 'genius' like you thinking of over complex schemes? They're giving us the progressive crap we're buying. It's why games all fucking need lackluster feel fests and every super hero movie is just mediocre action movie x now with better slo mo and explosions

propaganda only exists when russia does it (but not anything related to ww2)

>They're giving us the progressive crap we're buying.
are we? are we buying titles that had already made their name/worth and then it is forced in to an already built audience?