Do you think Kate is jealous of her younger sisters' infinitely more successful...

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

Do you think Kate is jealous of her younger sisters' infinitely more successful career?

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

And better looks?

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

"Hey Roons, what are you doing?"
"Just building some LEGO and watching a movie."
"I see. You know I'm going out tonight, right? With my date?"
"Yeah, you told me. I remember things, Kate."
"Well, I'm leaving soon."
"Yeah, yeah."
"Well what I wanted to say is... what it is is... hey Rooney, what movie is that?"
"The Lion King."
"I used to love that. Now I can't remember anything about it. I used to listen to the songs all the time. Now I can't even remember who made them."
"There was something you wanted to say?"
"Yes... Rooney, I really don't want to see you on this date tonight. It's a private thing and-"
"I understand. I'm not like I used to be anymore."
"Oh, well I see you later then."
"Have fun."
Kate leaves the appartement
She sees her date standing on the corner of the street
It's Daniel Craig
Kate walks up to him
"Hey babe, I live over there."
"Oh, sorry."
"That's alright. My car's this way."
They walk to the car together
"So, did Rachel notice anything?"
"She's a dyke. She doesn't care."
"Wow. I suspect my sister is kind of like that."
"She's a weird one, isn't she? WIth all due respect."
"It's alright. She kind of is. I love her, but she can be a pain."
They get in the car
"Yeah, your sis is pretty quiet. Kept playing with legos while we were filming Dragon Tattoo."
"LEGO."
"What?"
"That's what you're supposed to call them."
"Does it really matter?"
"It does to her."
Daniel looks both contemplative and uninterested
"Crazy girl. Again, with-"
"All due respect, yes. It's alright. She's my little crazy sister. A loveable goof. Mama and Papa never really understood her. Papa wanted her to be more like a girl and Mama... Mama kind of wanted to say."
"But she's feminine."
"Yeah, but she's not normal, and she's obsessed with LEGO. Papa thought that was for boys only. I always stood up for her. Hung out with her. Understood her. I always felt like I was the only one who could. And definitely someone who should."

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

"That's cute."
"That I love my sister?"
"That's cute too, but I meant that you still call your parents Mama and Papa."
"Well, I'm pretty cute."
Kate and Daniel both laugh
Daniel kisses Kate on her neck
"Enough about my sister, what have you been up to?"
"Oh... just this and that. Acting stuff."
"You? Acting? Get out of here."
Daniel laughs
"I've been trying to get into. But it's hard. Did you hear they're looking for a new James Bond? I think I might audition."
"In your dreams, buddy."
"The only thing in my dreams is you."
"That's what I want to hear."
Dan puts his hand on Kate's leg
"Now I have more than dreams."
"That's just the way you like it, don't you, you- What's that noise?"
"That knocking?"
"Yeah!"
"What's going on?"
A hard knocking comes from the trunk
"KATE!"
It's Rooney
"KATE! KATE! KATE!"
"Is that your fucking sister?"
"Yes... yes it is."
"KATE YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME SO I CLIMBED INTO THE TRUNK"
Daniel leans back and closes his eyes forcibly
"I can't fucking believe this."
"KATE CAN YOU HEAR ME"
"Yes, I can hear you."
"OK GOOD CAN YOU SEE ME"
"No."
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR"
"Rooney why are you doing this?"
"IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT"
Daniel puts his head on the dashboard
"Sure. This is happening. This is what happens. Of course. This is what I get."
"HEY KATE IS THAT MISTER DANNY DETECTIVEMAN WITH YOU"
"Yes, it's Daniel Craig."
"She calls me Danny Detectiveman? I'm fucking Danny Detectiveman?"
"I SAVED HIM FROM A MURDERER ONCE BY BEATING THE MEANIE WITH A GOLF CLUB"
"Rooney you fucking freak I told you twenty times, especially after you actually thought I didn't want to go out with you - I don't, but it was my CHARACTER you liked - that it was a movie! A fucking movie, Rooney!"
"MAMA DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN ME AND KATE SAY BAD WORDS"
"Rooney, what is so important?"
"OH KATE IT'S REALLY SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA LOVE"
What is it?"
"KATE I REMEMBER WHO WROTE THE MUSIC FOR THE LION KING"

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

She's sexier

Blake White
Blake White

moar

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

they have both been pretty successful. i doubt they care who is more sucessfull

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

Yes but then she remembers the things they used to do together when they were teenagers!

Henry Long
Henry Long

"KATE I REMEMBER WHO WROTE THE MUSIC FOR THE LION KING"

Don't stop now user. I am invested in this story.

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

0/10
no ridiculous NY Giants reference

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

Okay, listen up.

I am so glad the days of the Dragon Tattoo meme are over and most people have forgotten it by now or remember it as a dropped trilogy.

The movie was fucking boring shit and she was awful in it.

Now barely anyone remember Rooney Mara. They'll always remember Kata from one of the most successful, beloved TV shows of all time.

The state of Rooneyposters. So in denial.

Oh, also Rooney is only cute if you're into goth biker chicks with fucked up eyebrows. Fuck that shit.

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

Rooney is jealous of her boobs, though.

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

is this the monthly roonroon thread?

James Reed
James Reed

who would win in a pee holding contest?

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

theyre pushing their tits together
fucking hell

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

*pee pee holding contest

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

Lego < bananas

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Someone post the one where Rooney thinks there's someone in her bathroom and calls her sis for advice.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Rooney Mara isn't autistic. She doesn't even like lego. I don't know where you guys are getting this shit from.

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

t. Rooney

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Kate is the inferior sister

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Rooney make poopoo

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

but still good enough for my dick

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

tfw ive met them and theyre both pretty chill IRL but all these memes makes me unable to look at the the same way

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

Based!

James Cruz
James Cruz

have they ever been nude together as adults?

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

I suspect that at least Rooney is naked when Kate gives her her daily bath.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Kate looks like a man jesus christ.

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