What the hell?

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

go to American movie theater
everyone is eating 2-4 of these
What the hell?

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

we can fill the theater with freedom farts. also, here is a klingon urinating

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

Kek

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

I'll let you in on a secret OP, since you've been so good to me all these years.

Those hotdogs, they make a good substitute for when the penis inspectors come round. Just make sure the guard doesn't go al-fresco and you should be ok. Been passing the inspection for years now.

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

looks good desu

Logan Green
Logan Green

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

whats what wrong that?

Jace Robinson
Jace Robinson

those tiny ass cheese sprinkles
not using cheese slices
Needs cheese slices and more chili beans with a fork desu

Samuel King
Samuel King

based Americans

Being a bong is a real struggle. Dry popcorn or £100/lb M&Ms are your only options.

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

i have been on this planet thirty years and lived in america for all of them and i've never seen anyone eat any sort of chili or hot dog in a theater

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

kek

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

I'm gonna break character and say that this post was the best thing that's happened to Cred Forums ALL DAY

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

I'm a 28 year old American, and I've had a hotdog in the theater a couple of times.
Never have seen a full on chili dog though.

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

hot dogs are definitely a common snack at theaters, even the shit ones I have been to have them. They're just convenient store tier though which isn't surprising.

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

Mutts BTFO

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Go to European theatre
Everyone is eating halal

Hmm.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

the meat is fine sure, but eating hot dogs nah... they're garbage. sure they are a convenient meal if you have nothing else on hand, but they're really really bad for you and should be avoided. if you're going to eat something like that, eat a sausage made from a good cut of meat, not the leftovers used for hotdogs.

hotdogs and nuggets are garbage, should only be eaten as last resorts.

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

What do you have against weenies?

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

People consume junk food at movie theaters. Like giant bags of popcorn. You don't think people regularly eat giant bags of popcorn at home, do you?

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

go to eastern european theater
starve

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

tfw hungry american and would literally eat 4 of those right now

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

lmao

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

Every theater I've ever been too has hotdogs. If they're not Nathen's though I won't fuck with it and even then the prices are outrageous. I bought one once because I hadn't eaten breakfast before and it was a long matinee and I payed 5 fucking dollars for a simple fucking hotdog. Never again.

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

go to western European theater
truck drives through building and kills the audience

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

chili with beans
on a fucking chili dog

You deserve to be brought out back and shot

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

wtf i hate americans now

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

now

Jose Price
Jose Price

goddamn that looks fucking delicious rn

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

lol based

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

based

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

go to movies in america
get shot loads

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

How will we ever recover from being so utterly humiliated?

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

I literally ate 2 hotdogs during a screening of Black Panther the other day here in Canada.
The real answer is most people don't watch movies in the theatres anymore, and so don't get the chance to eat theatre hot dogs or hot dogs of any kind either. So in the rare chances they actually do watch movies in the theatre they order hotdogs because the only reason to go to the movies is to get the hotdogs.

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

al-fresco

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

go to American movie theater
everyone is eating 2-4 of these

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

what are you on about, autist?

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

go to American movie theater
everyone is eating 2-4 of these

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

kekkadoodledoo

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

Yeah, Sneed's having a hotdog sale at the kinoplex. 2 for $2, a real steal

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

go to American movie theater
everyone is eating 2-4 of these
What the hell?

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

Bad joke desu.

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

BASED

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

so bad its good

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