Why didn't Harry use the invisibility cloak to defeat Voldemort?

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

Why didn't Harry use the invisibility cloak to defeat Voldemort?

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

NO

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

snakes rely mostly on smell.

William Morris
William Morris

the coat falls of while dabbing

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

probably farts

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

Probably the same reason J.K. Rowling didn't use the invisibility cloak to cover up one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

didn't need to

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

S E R I O U S L Y

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

Why did they bother making Harry a horcrux if they were gonna immediately undo it with zero repercussion?

omg ur gonna have to die !!
lol not really

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

he had a choice actually
evangelion ripoff

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

Why can't you grow up?

Blake Young
Blake Young

Why would he chose to die though? Was it ever really a choice?

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Always wondered this. The nigga literally inherited one of the deathly hallows and uses it for fuck all, really.

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

For his friends and family.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

He knew Voldemort would cuck them all if he stayed dead though

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

stop asking questions. god i'm sleepy today, aren't you, user?

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

Based

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

Has cloak that makes him undetectable to most wizards, the only exceptions being great wizards like Dumbledore or Moody
Students at hogwarts wear robes as uniform and that's it - they either wear only underwear underneath, or nothing
Harry doesn't use it to sneak looks at the mass of teen pussy at the school

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

have device that can turn back time
instead of using it to go back and time and stop Voldemort its given to a girl so she can get better grades in school.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

I mean, they skip over large periods of time frequently. We all know Harry cloaked up and jacked off to wizard titties in his down time.

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

another retard enters the thread
in rowling's depiction of time travel the past is unchangeable.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

Reread Harry Potter recently. Had this pasta in mind so I thought I'd notice the phrase "stretch his legs." Didn't notice it once. Provide page numbers for everytime it's used.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Why didn't Harry just use a gun?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

It's a pasta you autist

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

It's two reviews put together you potter philistine

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

It's still a copypasta though. You don't expect a copypasta to have correct information.

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

implying the boys of gryffindor didn't sneak into the common area, pitch a tent with the cloak and play soggy biscuit every night
Why do you think Harry and Ron did so poorly in classes that required heavy studying?

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

those screens

They sure look like something that can provide you privacy when you have a magic catheter shoved into your dickhole.

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

Its not in the American releases.

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

To explain why he was mindlinked with Voldemort

If he didn't, then Voldemort couldn't have been killed

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

are you being paid for this spam?

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

They look real to me, and they're folded up, you can see the one on the left has two upper bars. Also they have magic, so they could just expand or duplicate them with a wave of their wand.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

single post answering questions
spam
???

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

0/10 apply you'reself

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas; pic related, Harry Potter is a critically praised film. Seriously each time you post this all you change is the first sentence. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on a lovable children's franchise, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

But zach you said you hate Cred Forums and /pol/

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pastas only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but its certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

b-but its board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Cred Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Cred Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

solid intro. 7.5/10

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

I like the harry potters. I started to read the first book but couldn't because I already had pictures in my head that were different from the book. I like movie 1 and 2 but 3 and 4 are best. Futz all ye haters.

John Baker
John Baker

Haha fucking virgin whyd you bother deleting your other post we all still remember it you fucking screw up. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on board culture, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

You should stop posting the second dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the copypasta and his autistic spammers as they copy and paste is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the inconsistent images, the only certainty has been the lateness at which the pasta is posted.

Perhaps the die was cast when the one (1) user that posts this deemed to use a different and unrelated image each time: making sure the pasta was only recognizable by the samefagging replies. Just ridiculous what a samefag you are, as if those (You)s have any merit. The Harry Potter copypasta reply copypasta might be anti-pasta (it surely is), but it is certainly anti-anti-Sneedpost in its refusal of humor, wit, and will to keep spamming the same unfunny shit all the time. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

b-but its better than Harry Potter copypasta

"Brap!"

The writing is Reddit, the pasta is cancer. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the image changes. I began to save the images to a folder I titles "Reddit Cancer." I stopped only when I had to delete the folder to make space for more tranny porn. I was horny. When you use the "Harry Potter copypasta copypasta" you are in fact being trained to make 9gag memes.

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Shut the fuck up. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on my hilarious and politically current piece of art, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

hates the copypasta
ends up writing a variation of it
you're fucking clueless mate ahahha we're all laughing at you

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

The virgin communist

The Chad magapede

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

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Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

I had to delete my other post because I don't want a ban for posting tits. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on a lovable children's franchise, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

this is the most innocent burn i have ever seen

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

Absolutely based

all these shitty pasta replies to it

Stop it, reddit

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

ah-bloo-bloo

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

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