Why didn't Harry use the invisibility cloak to defeat Voldemort?

Why didn't Harry use the invisibility cloak to defeat Voldemort?

NO

snakes rely mostly on smell.

the coat falls of while dabbing

probably farts

Probably the same reason J.K. Rowling didn't use the invisibility cloak to cover up one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

didn't need to

S E R I O U S L Y

Why did they bother making Harry a horcrux if they were gonna immediately undo it with zero repercussion?

>omg ur gonna have to die !!
>lol not really

he had a choice actually
evangelion ripoff

Why can't you grow up?

Why would he chose to die though? Was it ever really a choice?

Always wondered this. The nigga literally inherited one of the deathly hallows and uses it for fuck all, really.

For his friends and family.

He knew Voldemort would cuck them all if he stayed dead though

stop asking questions. god i'm sleepy today, aren't you, user?

Based

>Has cloak that makes him undetectable to most wizards, the only exceptions being great wizards like Dumbledore or Moody
>Students at hogwarts wear robes as uniform and that's it - they either wear only underwear underneath, or nothing
>Harry doesn't use it to sneak looks at the mass of teen pussy at the school

>have device that can turn back time
>instead of using it to go back and time and stop Voldemort its given to a girl so she can get better grades in school.

I mean, they skip over large periods of time frequently. We all know Harry cloaked up and jacked off to wizard titties in his down time.

>another retard enters the thread
in rowling's depiction of time travel the past is unchangeable.

Reread Harry Potter recently. Had this pasta in mind so I thought I'd notice the phrase "stretch his legs." Didn't notice it once. Provide page numbers for everytime it's used.

Why didn't Harry just use a gun?

It's a pasta you autist

It's two reviews put together you potter philistine

It's still a copypasta though. You don't expect a copypasta to have correct information.

>implying the boys of gryffindor didn't sneak into the common area, pitch a tent with the cloak and play soggy biscuit every night
Why do you think Harry and Ron did so poorly in classes that required heavy studying?

>those screens

They sure look like something that can provide you privacy when you have a magic catheter shoved into your dickhole.

Its not in the American releases.

To explain why he was mindlinked with Voldemort

If he didn't, then Voldemort couldn't have been killed

are you being paid for this spam?

They look real to me, and they're folded up, you can see the one on the left has two upper bars. Also they have magic, so they could just expand or duplicate them with a wave of their wand.

>single post answering questions
>spam
???

0/10 apply you'reself

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas; pic related, Harry Potter is a critically praised film. Seriously each time you post this all you change is the first sentence. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on a lovable children's franchise, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

>b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

But zach you said you hate Cred Forums and Cred Forums

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pastas only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but its certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but its board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Cred Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Cred Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

solid intro. 7.5/10

I like the harry potters. I started to read the first book but couldn't because I already had pictures in my head that were different from the book. I like movie 1 and 2 but 3 and 4 are best. Futz all ye haters.

Haha fucking virgin whyd you bother deleting your other post we all still remember it you fucking screw up. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on board culture, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

>b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

You should stop posting the second dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the copypasta and his autistic spammers as they copy and paste is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the inconsistent images, the only certainty has been the lateness at which the pasta is posted.

Perhaps the die was cast when the one (1) user that posts this deemed to use a different and unrelated image each time: making sure the pasta was only recognizable by the samefagging replies. Just ridiculous what a samefag you are, as if those (You)s have any merit. The Harry Potter copypasta reply copypasta might be anti-pasta (it surely is), but it is certainly anti-anti-Sneedpost in its refusal of humor, wit, and will to keep spamming the same unfunny shit all the time. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but its better than Harry Potter copypasta

"Brap!"

The writing is Reddit, the pasta is cancer. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the image changes. I began to save the images to a folder I titles "Reddit Cancer." I stopped only when I had to delete the folder to make space for more tranny porn. I was horny. When you use the "Harry Potter copypasta copypasta" you are in fact being trained to make 9gag memes.

Shut the fuck up. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on my hilarious and politically current piece of art, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

>b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

>hates the copypasta
>ends up writing a variation of it
you're fucking clueless mate ahahha we're all laughing at you

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I had to delete my other post because I don't want a ban for posting tits. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on a lovable children's franchise, you also are a libtard commie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

>b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

this is the most innocent burn i have ever seen

Absolutely based

>all these shitty pasta replies to it

Stop it, reddit

ah-bloo-bloo

Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.

>b-but Hillary won the popular vote

"That doesn't matter!"

The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.

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