So, I was on a thread on Cred Forums that somehow turned into a Slylock Fox thread, so here you go

Tanks, user

Button for the Overalls

The belt loop for the guy in the middle?

Too bad this wasn't a Cassandra strip

guy on the right looks like a suicide statistic

The real mystery is what insurance company would give one to cassandra cat

He took a "hour long bath", that is the code for I use the bath to touch myself

where is the gag bdsm strip?

The other jewelry left behind??

Is it because there is a perfectly good box of pearls not also stolen?

Fish is still alive and flopping.

Either the pearls or the fact that the fish is still alive when the looting took place last night.

Also who sells a cat a goldfish anyway

He is Pagliacci

This thread reminds me of this one Slylock blog:
reynardnoir.wordpress.com/

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You're aware Slylock's artist is a Cred Forumsmrade, right?

Of course it's the big tard-looking bear. 61 is 19 upside down.

With some useful detective skills, you can infer the suicidal one has not committed the crime, due to having pockets to keep his shit in. It can also not be the one on the left, for he can just put it down his jumper. So it only leaves us with John Wayne Gacy, who's drab outfit is barely held together, due to all the bodies he had to hide away.

The guy who did that one made a new one in the last Slylock thread, but it got the thread deleted.

that's fucking disgusting mouse let go of that dildo

the first clown, he is missing his hands

Gonna post these regularly (as in, every half hour or so) to keep the thread alive. I suggest you do the same.

>the oddly sexy bull

This has awoken something in me

the bananas are still green, a week old banana would be already yellow or worst

The bananas are green. If he bought them a week ago, they would have ripened by now.

Do they really feel the need to prosecute someone who's so poor they have to steal food?

The Bananas are green and hence unripe and if they were a week old would be yellow.

Slylock heavily invested in the prison industrial complex

I read that as "rectal" hall at first.

Objectively the toughest mystery of them all

Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun; we are all invincible to bullets.

Correct answer. We all know Slylock's on the take.

>Barney Google
the fuck is that supposed to be?

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See also:

Nevar forget ;_;7

>tfw you realize that Blondie has been around for both Pearl Harbor and 9/11

It's a little difficult from the simple art style to tell if the towel is actually wet or not.

I was gonna say that an hour in the tub would surely shrivel up the pads of his fingers, yet his outstretched hand clearly shows them to be quite smooth.

Turn back before it is too late.

Not only that, but Blondie had a bunch of movies that began airing during the great depression and kept going through to the beginning of the Korean War, and had a release schedule of at least two a year for basically the entire twelve year run through the whole second world war.

Overmilking franchises isn't limited to capeshit.

For those of you who cant read the text for ants, I'll tell you the differences in those two panels

1) The first panel is labeled PANEL 1, the other is labeled PANEL 2

2) The first panel is above the second panel

3) In PANEL 1, Rat has the uncontrollable urge to punch Pig. In PANEL 2, that urge is resolved

4) A flying toaster is present in PANEL 2

There are no fifth and sixth differences. The question was CAN you find at least six differences. The answer is "no"

Son of a bitch.

That's surprisingly easy as fuck, come on

It's almost fortuitous that 9/11's tenth anniversary was on a Sunday, giving comics writers/artists more space to make their tributes.

I should consider storytiming all of them again one of these days.

Shouldn't the flag be at half mast?
Or is that for something else

the fuck

yeah probably

Half-mast for mourning (leave room for the invisible flag of death)
Upside down for extreme distress (life threatening), otherwise considered desecration

Man, Pearls used to be so great.

It feels like it's just settled too much into tedium like every other comic out there. It's still pretty alright, but it's definitely lost the edge it had at the start.

Nah, it probably should.

In 2011, the 10th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks fell on a Sunday. King Features Syndicate realized this and corralled their comics writers and artists together to make commemorative strips in honor of those lost.

Some went all in on the patriotism, like . Others got a bit more poetic, like . A few were... Pic Related.

He was clearly masturbating, ase proved by the lotion on the table and the huge dildo the rat found. He needed the carrots for the climax.

It was also a bit fun to see which strips tried to shove in a memorial despite creating an anachronism.

This comes off less like the penguins are silent out of reverence but more out of horror that they have to deal with a giant gaudy recreation of the twin towers right in front of their fucking igloo

Or that they'll eventually have to tear it down.

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They all look like old men

Yeah, that one got me a 24 hour ban, so I won't be posting it directly. It's pretty tame, but mods be sensitive these days.

imgur.com/a/zikQt

>theres a sack in the trash can
not that great bub

bath tub is too full and the floor too dry for someone to have just been there for an hour

>PizzER

Why was that part written in MSpaint?

These criminals are very bad at lying.

Never forget that Blondie started out as a gold-digging whore who only fell in love with Dagwood for his money.

I didn't know that. Too bad, though. She seems like a fun whore.

That bear had time to sew the sleeves on the bottom half of his shirt to wear it upside down?

The kicker is long gone.

The middle clown might be an obvious choice, but he is raggedy all over, missing button is likely the part of an act.
The one on the right however, he is covertly holding his pants up because he is missing his belt.

user...

No, you dip. Baxter Bat is upside down.

Honestly, as a kid with little to no porn, Blondie did it for me.

Probably explains one or more of my current fetishes.

Go on...

So... What did Garfield do?

Don't post these without the answer in a spoiler :(

It's obviously 61 the bear, because the witness is a bat and upside down. Can't believe how easy this is compared to the rest.

Before I forget, another Slylock to keep the thread from going belly-up overnight.

Answer: You don't have to go to medical school to be an optometrist, so it was probably him. $5 says it's the bear.

The cat, because she probably went for a women's studies degree.

Also, there's something about the idea of becoming a urologist that's really funny to me.

>when tony set up his pizza parlor he didnt expect he would be sued on copyright for his business name so he had to hastily edit all his pizza boxes

that's all i have

and also because I used to be DHMIS trash

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Hey SP, do you have that crossovers with that other webcomic, My Cage? It was posted on a previous thread, but the resolution was shit.

I linked to this blog earlier. Definitely give it a read. reynardnoir.wordpress.com/2007/12/23/i-had-kinda-a-busy-week/

One more for the road, before I hit the sack.

Answer: fuck the answer I'm going to bed

Something to do with taking off a tire and floating it to the surface?

I don't think psychiatrists go to medical school.

thanks doc

I think you've got the right idea. Use the lug wrench to remove the tire and the rope to tie the bag to the tire and let the air carry it to the surface.

That was it. Not much to it.
I think it was the pencil skirts.

I think I wanted lasagna as a kid more often than not. Haven't had it in years, though.

Wow, so that's it for the size of those strips, huh?
Still, thanks.

Skylock
cause he was invited to speak, so therefore he couldn't be a classmate

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We need to come up with our own mysteries, Cred Forums.

Mysteries involving sexy catgirls who crave fox dick.

Lame.

And then they melt and fall over.

The one on the right because clowns are always required to wear hats.

But not from jet fuel.

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Got this lewd pic of Tiffany Fox (Slylock's wife/girlfriend/lover?) a while ago from /trash/ because I find her really cute.

trashdump.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8485

pls tiffany is supposed to be slim, not thiccer than fresh pizza dough

I didn't even open the picture. I just saw the word bull and my brain went to cuckshit.

Clown on right doesn't have a hat. Probably a hat in that bag.

>That netted a ban
Are mods retarded?

How did they enter his house if he was still in the bathroom? Slylock is such a fucking pervert

let's change it so Tiffany is actually Slylock's sexy mom and Slylock is a shota detective

Slylock peeping on Cassandra Cat while his girlfriend catches him in the act.

He ain't getting laid for awhile.

Is this a real strip? Or this is just a very good Cred Forums original?

Was wondering why Tiffany looked a lot different in this one, then I looked at the artist and it's not drawn by Weber.

Slylock's right hand is still holding his dick

Real.

Tiffany is drawn in three colors. Only on weekends is she blonde.

Impossible, penguins can't fly and penguin blood can't melt ice cubes

WTF holy shit. I never expected them to actually show anyone murdered or dead. I thought this was a light-hearted detective puzzle strip

>Opossum
>dead

>Possum
>Dead

Here's a good one.

>Not tonight, skank!
kek

They won't be able to touch each other because it would be rape

Sly looks like Batman and Max like Robin. Coincident? I think not!

They'll stand one after the other, not at the same time

ok real answer
they'll stand with a door between them

Reminder that Slylock lives under an absolute monarchy in a Principality with aristocrats running around and that he personally knows the Princess.

He also has a Medal of Honor

I'm ashamed to say this one stumped me. I guessed 9. ;_;

I guess he cut it in half and put it 2armlenghts away from another?

I kinda dig this scenery here

>Implying Slyock can overpower a non-drunk Cassandra in that position.

I'd love one where Slylock wakes up and finds that Cassandra is already riding his dick and she says he's already impregnated her 3 times. But Slylock knows that can't be true because...

Bingo.

The real question here is if the key on the spine of the blue book is a real key or just a picture.

Pretty sure that's one of the keys. This one was way too easy.

...he had a vasectomy 15 years ago just in case this would ever happen!

>That time when Slylock Fox became Cleverdark Fox

>Slylock can enter somone's house without a warrant

He has a entire closet full of animal disguises. Isn't that racists as shit for his world?

button for the middle one. Everyone saying hat is not thinking it through.

I FOUND YOU, FAKER

you gotta make some easy ones for the brainlets or they stop reading.

>they eat animal-based foods
um

>implying those are disguises and not skins

I think it's more disturbing that this puzzle mentions a restaurant that serves meat. Most of the time you'll just try to ignore the question of carnivore diet in these kinds of settings where all the people are animals, but this puzzle actually calls attention to it.

Yeah, we all know what that medal from Princess Pussycat is really for. Cats can't get enough of the fox.

If you pay attention to: Slyfox world has intelligent animal people and regular dumb animals. There is a clear distinction between the two.

Slylock is finally getting the Count a trip to gallows, as the magnet attracts the guard's halberd, flinging it towards the princess.

Slylock comic universe. He went through a period where he found an alien symbiote.

That's one sexy fox

Was that before or after Slylock Fox vs. Sherlock Hound

How would suspenders guy grab a bag of beans if he's using both hands to hold his pants? He would have dropped the beans as soon as the button fell off.

Crayon, sock, teeth, bellybutton, paper, shadow.

Foxes are cats with canine features.

I would never trust someone named 'snuffy' around my child.

>saying that without specifying which Slylock Fox vs. Sherlock Hound issue you mean

Foxes are canines

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS SPECIES?NAZI!

Foxes are canines without all the stupid dog features

Canids, actually.

I laughed for a solid minute at this stupid ass post

So, cats with canine features. Good job, you just agreed with me, dumbass.

Foxes are not cats you retard.

Fox = 3 letters
Cat = 3 letters
HMMMM

Therefore, fox = cat

Your in-the-box thinking is what got Drumph elected. Are you a Trump voter and Hitler sympathizer? Are you a Nazi?

Don't care.
Arrest all three for being clowns.

Are the people who discover and classify animals the most autistic people to exist?

Yes.

Oh my god. This.
I don't care that it makes no sense

The kicker is actually Baxter Bat, who took off his shirt and gave it to the bear who put it on. That's why Baxter Bat is shirtless and the bear's jersey is tight. Only an idiot would believe an upside down bat truly couldn't tell what an upright number was.

He's saying they are in personality, not literally.

Is Cassandra Cat related to the royal family?

thats what i sad a couple threads ago

Makes sense. Garfield never did the whole "AMERICA NUMBER ONE" thing that a lot of US syndicated cartoonists do.

It would explain why she never actually goes to jail. Maybe she can't marry Slylock because he's a commoner so they arrange these secretive criminal trysts.

No. She is just a thief that harasses Slylock Fox. Cassandra's cousin even messes with him.

I want Cassandra and Carla to steal my family jewels.

The book spine was NOT one of the keys and because you wasted time with it Slylock's brain has just been eggplanted. And because you were playing the role of Cassandra Cat sneaking around the lab trying to save him, you were easily caught and overpowered by Count Weirdly, who restrains you tightly with rope. He then leaves to go take his Viagra pills so that he can rape you. Cassandra, however, is not worried. Why?

Cassandra knows Count Weirdly is a chronic masturbator and thus Viagra will take around 30 minutes to take effect, long enough to retrieve the saw, cut her ropes and escape

they all want the detective D.

yes considering DNA actually rarely jump from a specie to another, and there's more of a "rapid change over centuries" that separate species, which make it something really fluid and hard to classify

there's no way dogs and wolves are on the same level

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But they literally are.

Thats the only reason Cassandra messes with Sly and dont mind getting catched.

Worse, they're female

Dogs are literally just domesticated wolves.

Is this legit? That looks more like slavelabor employment.

Dagwood has the right idea, who the hell always buys a new costume? He and all the other guys will be comfortable anyhow.

Bananas for the penguin, bananas for the frog, and bananas for the panda. Flies for the monkey because fuck him.

>DoggoscreamsDelet.jpg

like he can't just go to Cassandra's place for a fuck.

But Slyfox literally works for the Chief/Department and for the Crown + Acts as a instructor to criminalogy classes.

they can't deserve their own name if they are just "domesticated". The breeding give them enough geneitcal difference to be at least after the fox, even if its artificial.

Sorry i meant the prisoners look like normal workers. Not like real criminals, just employers that are slaves to Chief Mutt.

They do. Canis Familiaris (Lit. Dog Family or Familiar) because they are familiar to Humans and usually not aggressives.

Standard wolves are called Canis Lupus.

Wouldn't the prisoners save for the panda just slip through the bars and escape?

wasn't there a time we called them something like canis lupus familliaris? or am I thinking of another domesticated animal who couldn't even get its name, but just an extra word

Slylock Fox will just find them and arrest them. No point in trying.

Dogs are usually considered to be Canis lupus familiaris rather than just C. familiaris like in that picture. That means they're a subspecies of Canis lupus, the wolf. They're classified like that because dogs and wolves can produce fertile offspring.

Jokes on you, they're all convicted baby rapists

Psychologists don't go to medical school

fuck I meant psychiatrists, but it does fall under psychology instead of medical science

Illuminati on the wall.wtf

>In 2003, the ICZN ruled in its Opinion 2027 that the "name of a wild species...is not invalid by virtue of being predated by the name based on a domestic form." Additionally, the ICZN placed the taxon Canis lupus as a conserved name on the official list under this opinion.[38] In the third edition of Mammal Species of the World published in 2005, the mammalogist W. Christopher Wozencraft listed under the wolf Canis lupus what he proposed to be two subspecies: "familiaris Linneaus, 1758 [domestic dog]" and "dingo Meyer, 1793 [domestic dog]",[a]
>This classification by Wozencraft is hotly debated by zoologists.[37] Mathew Crowther, Stephen Jackson and Colin Groves disagree with Wozencraft and argue that based on ICZN Opinion 2027, the implication is that a domestic animal cannot be a subspecies.[41][42] ... Jackson and Groves regard the dog Canis familiaris as a taxonomic synonym for the wolf Canis lupus with them both equally ranked at the species level.
In short, both are acceptable but they mean slightly different things. High-level taxonomy is what happens when the people who argue about whether Avatar is an anime try to do something productive with their lives.

>implying sentient creatures would let their biology dictate what they eat

The magician slides the newspaper halfway underneath the exit door and stands on his half outside while the audience member stands on the half that is still inside

don't worry user I'm retarded too

I guess she fooled you
but not Slylock

That rabbit wants that's bulls sack and carrot

lol

O god I can smell the pizza scented nerd screeching from there.

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Count for fuck's sake they have peripheral vision

Who doesnt, he owns a gym

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Slylock clearly lying out his ass about Cassandra's statement of the fiber bars enhancing muscle growth. Guy is unable to admit she's a changed cat.

fucking Ostrich dude could just stretch his long ass neck and penguin guy can probably just slide on the mud or some shit, they do that right?

BULLSHIT

topkek

this cunt is a fucking angel of Mercy giving out fiber bars I bet that other dumbass is some kid on his first day of /fit/ and after a couple weeks of gomad and 200g proton a day he's going to die of impaction without them

e621.net/post/index/1/order:favcount bull -female -flash
no

Looks like a long way to stretch and no mudslide print, nice try Eagle Egghard

Damn...

No, because 19 upside down is 61, so it’s the guy in the 61 shirt.

Despite being sweaty from running and trying to pass it off as being from dancing in the club Sly can clearly see her nipples are stiffly poking through her dress from the winter air and haven't yet had time to soften

Coming round to your house for dinner tonight WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT FAGGOT.

Fuck the NRA.

Bunch of compromising gun banning assholes!

Join the GOA!

Because the bull clearly can not and has never fit into that tub

>1.88MB
Hey, asshole. Next time you make a fucking thread for image dumps don't post them in such an absurdly large filesize it takes an hour just to load one god damned image.

Uhh user..that tub isnt meant for the Bull's entire body.

Bulls are such chads in this universe.

>1.88 mb
>an hour to load
Are you from Australia or something?

Bull is clearly dry, so he wasn't in the tub at all.
He's kinda cute too.

>He's kinda cute too

He may be a criminal but I'd set him straight.

Could care less about Tiffany, but ShotaSly is indeed what must be done.

God why have you abandoned us

10/10 Got me to laugh.

Thats really good. Are there more parodies?

>Cassie Cat keeps stealing things and running into fun nightspots Slylock! No-one understands it. Last night you chased her into Le Petit Chateau and she'd already made a reservation for two. It takes months to get a table there!

slylock knows that this post was meant for

He may be awarded it by a foreign monarch for services rendered.

>six professions listed
>seven people at the table
So the person that is none of those things?

lol

I guess Slylock is rather modern? Found this Ebay case

Slyfox is very clever and well schooled. He even knows how a 3-d printer works!

Too bad she isn't forgein and he visits her bedroom later. (No seriously he solves a case while she is in bed.)

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Slylock read that Scrooge McDuck comic where they almost destroyed the planet with the universal solvent. He knows nobody will risk doing that again.

There's others' parodies of regular Sly, sure, but only just made that. After errands, I'll probably make more SSly, if only for an "undercover" one with him in a dress, hahaha.
Both of these are flattering, thanks

Claim is was a Confederate statue and it offended you, then you're in the fucking clear.

you are a gift ShotaSlyDrawFriend. A gift from heaven.

lol

Thats why there's so much of the sexy bitch that wants to fuck Slylock around?

Here's a recent tought one.

Oh I didn't realize you were the OC guy, +1 (you) did a good one

dude

>Not tonight, skank

It’s actually R63 of Slylock. Take that as you will.

/ss/ is the be/ss/t

>Despite ten years of setbacks, Cassandra Cat-Fox assures Slylock that today she's finally going to annul the marriage certificate that city hall accidentally processed when Slylock prevented her from stealing a wedding cake. She claims the letter she's holding will tell her lawyer to "turn up the heat" on the case, and Slylock can read it himself if he doesn't believe her. Slylocks suspects that the letter might not be telling the full story. How does he think Cassandra is tricking him?

[Scene: Slylock and Cassandra sitting in their bathrobes at a kitchen table, Cassandra holding a standard 4x9 inch envelope, crochet on wall saying "BLESS THIS HOUSE", kettle boiling on stove, freshly-squeezed lemonade, photo on wall of Cassandra in wedding dress with confused-looking Slylock, crude drawing of Max Mouse on refrigerator labeled "Uncle Max", toddler-age cat and fox coming through doorway]

The backside of the letter has been written on with lemon juice. When Cassandra's lawyer "turns on the heat" and puts the letter near a lightbulb, the juice will turn brown and reveal Cassandra's secret message- a request to reserve a table for Slylock and Cassandra for their anniversary. Not today, Cassandra!

delightfully devilish Cassandra

Extremely wholesome.

>Steamed Hams but it's a Slylock Fox comic

Superintendent Gary Chalmers, Principal Seymour Skinner, and Slylock Fox have just finished an unforgettable luncheon consisting of "steamed hams", a term used in Albany for hamburgers. As Gary gets up to leave, he asks Seymour what is going on in his kitchen, which appears to be engulfed in flames. Seymour claims that it is aurora borealis. Why does Slylock Fox suspect that Seymour is lying?

Aurora Borealis would not be present at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised entirely within his kitchen.

>Chief Mutt

Americans confirmed for literal animals

Wait wait wait. Slylock just happened to be at the window?

Cassandra clearly called the police to file a report for her insurance claim. Slylock doesn't know why she specifically requested his assistance but he's just happy to help.

some images are great, but e621 has some shit taste

why can't this cat hold on to all her diamonds

>going by favs instead of score

what a saucy metric

FNAF almost ruined the site for me.

This was the one post i hoped i wouldnt see.

Thats really cool. Inspired by you, i made a quick Slylock puzzle by myself. Enjoy!!

Whoops, you got the original version. On advice from an user, I fixed up her tail anatomy. See
For the updated version.

Nice.
>Cassandra Cat-Fox
>Cat-Fox
And so much detail. Props to you!

He likes to peep through windows.

She is just clumsy. On puuuurpose. She cantresist the fox tail!

9/10 you should color it

>Why does Slylock believe it's a fake picture?
Buford Bull is a /fit/izen and thus constantly busy working out. He doesn't have time for women.

Yeah, they cited Rule 3, so it was a ban for Furry, rather than for Lewd.

Heh heh, I was thinking of that 'No way, fag!' meme when I wrote that.

I like the situation, but you'd have to figure out a slightly more legit mystery before it would work. Something the viewer can deduce, like the original comics.

Neat! I'm glad you liked enough to make one of your own.

This here!!

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Krillin isn't a weak bitch because he has a wife, he's a weak bitch because humans don't get powerups handed to them like Goku and the Saiyans.

All Tien DOES is train, trains his ass off, and yet he's utterly worthless as anything but a momentary distraction and he has to half-kill himself just to do that.

Can I suggest some fixes for the text?

>Cassandra Cat took a picture of Slylock Fox's wife cheating on him with Buford Bull, and now demands that Slylock should be with Cassandra instead. Why does Slylock believe it's a fake picture?

>Slylock knows this is a digitally altered image of his wife's face on Cassandra's body, because the woman in this picture wears Cassandra's necklace and has a cat's tail.

I hope Slylock threads continue to be a thing here. they are comfy as fuck.

Sure im open to help and correctures..
First text is just commata? I thought to break a ass long sentence into two, so i guess i will keep it this way.
But second suggestion is gold, will change that, when i color it later.
Thx.

Didn't someone from Cred Forums draw a kinda-lewd picture of Cassandra and tweet it at the creator, who thought it was pretty cool?

The artist has a twitter account? Or is it more like the kids puzzle agency has one?

Bob Weber Jr. has a minor internet presence, most notably through the Comics Curmudgeon blog. He's generally a cool guy from what I've seen.

He popped up in a Slylock Fox thread once. There's a screencap that goes around.

the newspapers show that the owner has been away for awhile

Slylock knows this is fake because his wife is not nearly that attractive.

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He also threw us this wonderful piece.

What an absolute bro. Also, nice dubs.

Noice

based!
And nice cassandras!

Someone has another idea for a strip?

Slylock catches Buford Bull injecting something and Buford tries to convince him that he's natty.

Goat-goslia has commit a terror attack in the middle of town that took the lives of 20 innocent citezens. Cassandra on her social blog claims that the attach had nothing to do with islam. Slylock believes she is lying. Why?
Solution: the terrorist literaly said it himself before the attack

I want to fuck that bull in the ass

Better yet he tries to convince him he's transitioning. Would Slylock really risk looking like a hatemonger?

Well, you can't win them all.

Someone please screen shot this thread when it goes belly up.

>It feels like it's just settled too much into tedium
Well they can't all be Heathcliff.

>when it goes belly up.
What? Never heard that term for something dying.

Nah, thats just too flat Cred Forums

That is much better.

You ever see a dead fish? It always lays at the top of the water with it's belly facing up.

WITNESS ME

But the events happened after newspapers were already printed for the day. 9-12 was when all the dedications came out for the strips.

Her suit is clearly too small for her and she has $5.

We require Buford to take off his towel to make a better inspection

>go to the beach outside of your swimwear
>sleep first
>also be completely alone

clearly the rabbit is a lying ol cottontail and there accusations of theft are exactly why she doesn't have friends

I. Hate. This.

YOU SHALL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME!

Anyone else transfixed on the cameltoe

Random acts in quotes.

Also, I always thought the neighbor dude and the mailman were the same guy.

Don't be silly. There's only a fox, a mouse, a rabbit, a bird, a dog, and a cat on that beach. No camels at all!

Because Slylock has a raging erection and realizes he's falling right into Cassandra's trap.

Ok, thx, didnt thought it this way.

Nice one

Wife, not Wive

>Isn't that racists as shit for his world?
No, not in a world where he sometimes needs to visit places without rousing suspicion. They explain it in the fucking image you replied to, he uses them to hide his identity while also getting into places that herbivores/carnivores go. If black people ate only meat and white people ate only veggies real people would have to do this too.

Thanks

I’m starting to suspect Slylock Poster is actually Bob Weber Jr (or Sr) in disguise. I don’t know why, it’s just a hunch.

This one is super autistic. Why assume he couldn't be there in 3 minutes? Does he not have a phone and a car? Could he not have been passing through when the report came in? Could he not have been looking through the window because he wanted to see if Cassandra was faking a robbery until he arrived?

god DAMN is Cassandra Cat thirsty for the fox. Girl needs some therapy to learn how to channel her desires into a more productive route

Hell, Cassandra could be his neighbor for all we know.

Never thought about that. If he is, here is some fanart i found.

She’s too far gone. Crime and chasing fox dick is all she has known for the past few years. This can only end in her dying alone or her kidnapping Slylock and trapping him in her sex dungeon. Either way, this won’t end well.

Wait, the attacks happened between 8:45 and 9:00, long after the comics were penciled, inked, colored, and sent off to be delivered
How did they make these so quickly

Maybe the date he made it, wasnt the date in the strip?

She could be a Lady Lynx, but she is too far gone.

>copyright 2011

It's an extemely interesting job. One sample of piss and they'll line up all your medical conditions.

forgot pic.

Congratulations user, you've finally cracked the conspiracy.

There seems to be something appealing for cats. He is heavily sourounded by cats. Only his wive, Ms Rabbit or the Wive of the Count wierdly are reappearing. Thats 50% Cats, Slylock is a pussy magnet!

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Please don't get my thread deleted.

Maybe it’s a Pepe Le Pew type thing where all the cats in town think he’s a cat, despite him having to constantly remind Cassandra and the other cats in town that he is a fucking fox.

Thats just glorious!! But what said. *gulp

lol, but it makes sense. Nice user.

Do you think anyone's done pictures of Slylock in gay situations with other characters, like with Buford Bull? Not necessarily X-rated, but still very gay.

Yeah, I appreciate people posting my work, but not at the expense of the thread. Delete that shit!

What you’re describing is literally the header image for the thread. Just crop out the rabbit and mouse and there you go.

I think that some might have a slylock and max pairing done. They are like Batman and Robin, and we know that there is suchfanfiction.

>Slylock and Buford will never have a steamy encounter in the showers of Buford's gym

Prisons in Slylock Fox's universe must be pretty good, maybe they don't want to leave

Cassadra Cat has taken photographs of Slylock Fox and Buford Bull in a compromising situation, and claims she is going to share them with everyone to show Slylock is gay.
Why does Slylock know Cassandra's attempts will fail?

˙ƃuiɥɔnoʇ ʇou ǝɹǝʍ sllɐq s,pɹoɟnq puɐ ʞɔolʎlS ɹɐǝlɔ ʇi sǝʞɐɯ ɥdɐɹƃoʇoɥd ǝɥ┴ :ɹǝʍsu∀

>copyright 2011

the future is open to all possibilities

lol

I meant the ones that did come out on 09/11/01, the ones after obviously had time to be made in advance

Someone needs to draw this.

Couldn't this technically be any odd number above 5? It didn't ask what the minimum number was or anything.

oh lord I remember that

That was a good day.

Garfield did 9/11

And to make it so she can't go, "oh they were touching plenty of times, I just didn't take a picture of it", have the scene take place in a public bathroom, with a stall wall separating the two. That way, even if they're beating cheeks, then it would be impossible for the balls to connect.

>Slylock Fox thread
where the racy Cassandra Cat pics at?

>/ss/lylock's teacher was Cassandra's mother
>She is now a (literal) cougar, and competes with her daughter for Slylock's affection

They're tenth-anniversary memorial strips, not strips from the day of the attacks itself.

Except for this one.

Someone ought to make a picture of Cassandra trying to seduce Slylock, pressing her chest up against his arm and making bedroom eyes, while an oblivious Slylock stares goofily ahead while saying "I'm a detective!"

For the hell of it, enjoy this one as well:

honor system

He's been here before

Either way, I like the slylock threads, they're comfy

whats the vet woman doing in jakes house?

Excellent

I like how the, “Never forget” message is just shoehorned in at the end at all of these; they all feel like those Facebook minion memes.

That's clearly Slylock crossdressing in the picture

I legit thought this was an edit and went to go look it up.

He can hear her in a crowded gym through glass?
He's the motherfucking uber detective.

how do they know that they couldnt have followed the footsteps and went backwards, washing their feet afterwards?

The footsteps are Mandy Mink's. She wouldn't leave until after the thief took her tricycle.

that doesnt mean the culprit couldnt have put their feet in mandys footprints to disguise that it wasn't theirs

Holy fuck. Cant unsee.

If anyone would step in her footsteps, theywould change or overlay hers with them.
That would only work if the mudd suddenly gets hard or has a stonefloor under it.

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I was thinking something like that yeah

full pic where

Hey dummy, it was a quick face edit to my
That said, bumping this because I recently got home and am working on another fur my buddies here.
Want to call him /ss/lylock but the "straight" part probably won't hold up.

kek, that turns the scenario into such an interesting web of lies and motivations

If Slylock had a TV show who would you want to voice, direct, animate, and air it?

This seems really distasteful.

This is bullshit. The evidence that we see only further implicates her as a disgusting criminal. If her hat is wet, then why isn't her massive fur coat also wet?

Nah, some were better at it than others. For as bad as the Snuffy Smith strip was, it was at least a consistent message throughout. Luann was probably the most egregious; it was literally cutting a portion of the third panel to put in an even smaller panel in memory of 9/11.

I wish we still had Funky Winkerbean threads, because it managed to incorporate a 9/11 memorial into the actual ongoing story.

Nope, they were just that lazy. Not as lazy as Luann, though.

I refer you once again to the Luann strip. Seriously, it's just awful.

He can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in his time.

The more I see these threads, the more I want to draw cheesecake of Cassandra.

One more for the road. I this thread page 10's while I'm asleep, I'll start another one in 2 days.

Answer: The letters are postmarked.

Other Answer: Shady Shrew is as big a lying piece of shit as Cassandra. That's kind of his reputation.

>jake

>nipples
user

CATS
SHREWS
BAD NEWS

He can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in his life.

better answer would be "all the mannequin heads have hats on them, if She had bought the hat today, one of the mannequins would be bare"

What a lame magic trick

Here, dear friend, I put together another family-friendly piece. Albeit very late and with a half-baked riddle.
(Just pretend /ss/ is "shota sly" and not "straight" for the sake of this lol)

I picked the 10 year anniversary like the other strip. Here's Sept 12 2001

I want to fuck that bull

I thought it was a parody at first, and was going in a dark direction. "Slylock knew it was his wife's face on another body, because he was actually attracted to the woman in the photograph"

I-is there more?

thought this was about butt beads for a minute

Would you let Buford Bull shove anal beads up your butt? I would

Just these two so far. I can always make more, buddy. I'm heading off tonight and this thread will probably +page10 by the morning, but since it was fun, I'll still make more in my downtime and post in whatever active Sly thread.
As for the other kind of "more", we both know what we want isn't allowed here
Nah, that'd be gay

I love you /ss/lylock user. Thank you for your OC and have a great time

>Nah, that'd be gay
It's only gay if the balls touch.

>The question was CAN you find at least six differences. The answer is "no"
I'm fucking crying

>Donald

10/10

i love you user

The one on the left isn't showing his hands

>Nightvale was once really good

Big Nate did one too

I've seen the answer, but the tub being full at all is weird. If he had just dried off, a process which takes a minute or two for a human which has only fine body hair, and would probably take longer for a bull-man. A tub draining takes only a minute or two. Why would he have left the water in the tub?

The inside of the tub should be wet, but the tub shouldn't be full.

Bongo.

Because how did she call the police if she was tied up?

>that answer
Oh come on, how are we supposed to know that Cassandra's earrings are cold?

but he has clearly repaired his clothing, but not the button?

it's that fucking bear, he clearly doesn't give a shit and is there for the free jelly donuts.

And thats why you are not a detective

holy shit thats brilliant

Because he only has devalued stamped envelopes!

>garfield shipped the box as luggage on one of the twin tower planes

Next you're gonna say Heathcliff poster is Gallagher.

>better look out, scrubs!

It’s probably not a good sign when I like the bully more than the MC.

This is actually funny. I don't know if it's supposed to be sad.

Sup niggers, it's your friend bob.

>NYC has no other landmarks to enjoy because Twin Towers are gone

I get it, they were extremely prominent for thirty years and people miss 'em, but also fuck you, NYC didn't just become obsolete for tourists without them.

I'll draw another one of her getting fucked by Slylock if you donate to my pateron.

nice try trying to shit up the real bob

Well, he's chinese

I am the Real Bob, It's you who's the fake one my friend. Keep this shit up and I won't draw you official lewds.

he has a patreon?

You mean I have a pateron? and yes I fucking do.
patreon.com/PrinceHubris

Well it's actually my son's but he gives me the money he makes.

I far more attractive then every single anonmong in this thread

>Max is a grown fucking man with a wife and probably a mortgage
>Rides a skateboard around everywhere with no shirt on

Max doesn't get as much pussy as I do, I pretend to like terrible drawings done by kids so I won't crush their dreams. I can stop making Slylock right now and have an early retirement since I'm making tons of money.

Goldfish is alive, robber left a pearl necklace behind, and Cassandra isn't nude in a pool of foreign semen.

No he's dead, and yes I can confirm that Cassandra is a gold-digging whore who only wants Slycock's money.

Fixed Lincoln's shitty comic, who the fuck cares about 9/11 lmao

It was Baxter Bat all along. He tried putting the blame on the poor bear.

This thread just became interesting. Who will solve this mystery?

Baxter Bat is actually in a homosexual relationship with that blue bird. I can indeed confirm this

You Cred Forums and /trash/ drawfags always make me happy. Glad you're interested in my work

Evans is also a massive twat I've worked with before, can't stand his high pitched voice. So I improved his shitty comic as well.

You don't even need the rope. Just use the wrench to get the tie around the sack off and pick up the coins individually and carry them. If they're that heavy, they're probably some sort of metal, and the direct exposure to water shouldn't hurt them too bad. Bam, easy solution.

It's Shady Shrew trying to smear Bob Weber's reputation by posing and shitposting as him, obviously.

I am indeed the real Bob, since this is Cred Forums I might as well show my true side.

that's the fucking seed m8
You're looking at proto-minion-facebook-memes

Alright I'm going to get something to eat, see you fags later

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Look into my eyes child, know that bob is your only lord and savior

How can you tell the hat is wet when it doesn't have a water drop like the umbrella?

shit

One of these days I'll kill that fox

You can't because he's not real and he's my creation anyways so you'll have to go through legal battles if you want him killed canonically

Good eyes user.

he's so cute
that oversized cape is perfect

Didn't expect this thread to still exist, wonder how long it'll remain.
Thanks friend, I'm going to do one with Cassandra Cat next.
Wonder how Bob would feel about our not-quite-kid-friendly fanthings. Always read it as a kid, so it does come from a place of appreciation.

Wait, how does she get the gloves off if she put them in cement? Surely this asshole foreman isnt bitching about cement that hasn't even dried yet right?

>one with Cassandra Cat next
i look forward to it
i wonder if she and slylock are the same age. would they have been in the same class growing up i wonder

To be fair, fixing the cement can be quite tedious. Plus, it's generally a dick move.
I'd like to think she's a little younger (for a good old "humble, aging wife" vs "hot young blonde" thing), but I don't think I want her in diapers... So (for this fancanon, anyway) same age-ish, same class, for convenience.

That bear on the far right is totally furry Homer.

>thread still up
What was image or reply limit? Image was 200? replies 500?

my favorite part of this one is that there's zero profit or motivation to be had, she's not being a shitty cat for fun

>Wonder how Bob would feel about our not-quite-kid-friendly fanthings. Always read it as a kid, so it does come from a place of appreciation.
I think he would feel torn between happy and hopeless. Every artist has a lewd side. Its just that black humour can be different for every person.

500 posts, 250 images, I think.

Easy one, either he pulls the rope with the fisherline or he pulls the fisherrod in and than uses the hook to carry the rope to their window.

He'll need to breathe since he only has the air in there that will eventually be used up and as stated, no air can get in
Also
BOY AM I GLAD THAT HE'S IN THERE AND WE'RE OUT HERE

Why doesn't he just walk up and steal it?

Presumably the guard with the halberd will ram said weapon up his ass if he tries.

For the last time, Todd... I ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR GAME!

Not if he has good dex.

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You can't forget that Slylock has no interest in sex though. He is utterly oblivious to it all, for he only cares about solving mysteries.
That is all he is.

disinterested/naive shota is hottest, my man

Nice one. Poor amphib, but still gold!

AAAAAH you absolute madman.
You never disappoint, my friend.
and I am SO on board with you about naivety. it's the best part

Noice

I want Shota Slylock to solve the mystery of my penis inside him

Sorry, but /ss"lylock know that fun comes with size. He will spare his butt for Kassie`s strap-on

There's nothing wrong with a nice spitroast.

And then I can destroy his ass with a dragon dildo until it's unsalvageable.

Guns don't kill people, they kill niggers

Looks like this frog... Croaked

How did you flip that?

it's weird that Greg Evans just makes a comic strip about how badly he wants to plow teenage girls.

Ask google, ya goof.

Don't be so inappropriate with that boy's butt
Yeah...nah....

>5) Girls can't be doctors!

>Don't be so inappropriate with that boy's butt
There's nothing wrong with playing with a boy's butt like that. It was meant to be this way.

Are you fuckin' serious??

>485 replies
>169 posters
>all in the span of two days
Who knew a simple 1 panel puzzle comic can spark this much discussion, OC, and occasional lewds. Keep at it Cred Forums, don’t stop until the thread hits bump limit.

Gotten himmel

What do we do after the thred bump limit? Today it went a little bit slower.

And here a little crossover

>Slylock
>hitting on a girl

Clearly this man does not know the source material.

Just not enough submissions today, I suppose (outside of that very cool /ss/ user who is probably working on a new one now and isn't me).
Plus, with the bump limit so close, wouldn't be surprised surprised if people are trying to save space for actual strips than discussion/shitposts.
After limit, probably wait for OP/SlyAnon to make another tomorrow, like he said.
I wouldn't mind having the next in /trash/ to get away with more, haha
Also, Maureen has shit taste.

>What do we do after the thred bump limit?
Start a new thread? Wait a few days then start a new thread? Start a new thread before this one even dies?

I don't get your issue. Everything will keep going as it has gone the past little while, with these fantastic threads living and dying naturally while generating glorious OC thanks to our generous drawfriends

>Start a new thread?
Eat shit and die, spammer. Whenever a good thread like this happens, you fuckers love to ruin something good by being greedy, and then complain and shitpost when your second threads isn't as good.

I'm not advocating spamming. I'm asking why he's like "OMG what are we gonna do when we hit the bump limit??" Since this is like the 3rd slylock thread we've had in the last while (all of which have been great) but he's acting like this is a one time thing and oh no, this is the end.

This. Give it some rest and dont be a faggot. Eventualy the time will come. Another one of these will be made. There are other nice threads and boards. Or heck go outside mow the lawn or help mom with the dishes

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What species is that statue supposed to be?

they all saw she's not wearing panties when she did it.

After pressing her hands into the wet cement, she gave the rabbit a blowjob. She incidentally ended up rubbing the dirt off her gloves and onto his pants as she was pulling on them.

or something

They do, you're thinking psychologists.

>they were friends once
best origin story

I fully support the idea of starting a /trash/ thread.

Am I the only one who thinks it would be funny if Slylock was forced to wear one of the clown suits?

What about the duck cop?

>those book titles in the corner

This was a fun thread.

this, didn't expect it to last this long