Retards

Who is best retard?

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left to right: retard, ignorant, privileged princess, no idea about the last two.

>privileged princess
Then how come she's seen as retarded by her parents?

Second to last was distracting his boss by pretending to not know how to use a mop

Rad is just a dork that tries too hard to be a Chad

Patrick is the only charming retard here.

I like how the artstyle gets uglier over time.

Obviously you, lovely OP

What's the last retard from?

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Because she kinda is

Star and Rad

wow so charming Cred Forums

I actually have a story about Patrick Star
>Be me
>6 year old living in the outskirts of Kentucky (Think no houses for at least a mile)
>Backyard is basically nothing but grass and a few trees sprinkled here and there
>Play outside alot but also watch a lot of Nicktoons
>There are commercials where an adult goes around the Nick studio in a Patrick Star outfit
>Human sized Patrick Star

>Go to sleep after watching Nicktoons
>Nightmare
>It's me playing outside with Patrick standing behind a tree, watching me
>He does nothing but watch me the entire dream

Didn't play outside until I was 9 it scared me so bad

Tbh though he's my favorite retard in cartoons

Who's the last one?

Star's my favorite, if only because stupid girls are criminally underrepresented in cartoons.

oh nvm just saw

>kinda
she literally is. every time they showed her teachers those people had to deal with a noisy retard that didn't fail by mistake, but failed by refusing to learn.

Yeah. Bimbos are adorable.

Peridot is made for engineering, conducting experiments and general observation and analysis. How the fuck did she not realize how a mop was supposed to work?

Same thing as usual: Shit writing.

They don't. They keep trying to shield her from the consequences of her actions, but that's because she's a princess.

Do you not know what "Privileged" means?

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Star is objectively the best retard Peridot comes close, but Star knocks her out of the water. She's actually competent while having retard moments.
Not to mention is a qt with it

Star by a long shot, the longer the hair the better the character

Peridot for me, Patrick would have been a good choice too, but he is just too cruel at times

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ew, naked cheeks

This

Let me remind you that she's not a retard but she's actually autistic

Great choice

>>It's me playing outside with Patrick standing behind a tree, watching me
>>He does nothing but watch me the entire dream
He's just standing there...
Menacingly!

>tfw no qt autistic magical princess gf

>first few seconds
>fucking rice balls, octopus (I think) and chopsticks
Why are modern cartoons so weeby? Fucking anime couldn't stop at ruining Japan, it had to ruin the west as well.

Leni loud.

>she's actually autistic
Jesus, the rabbit hole goes pretty fucking deep
starbutterflyisautistic.tumblr.com/

>ywn breed with bug autismo

This blog makes me want to hurt someone's feelings.

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Patrick is stupid
Peridot is an alien who didn't know any better
Star has never had to do anything herself, especially not without magic
Rad picked something up in a rush and had to pretend to be retarded
The last thing which name I don't remember is also stupid even though the short doesn't convey it well.

So, early Patrick is the best and only retard

the only autistic princess I need.